[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Wig that electric wave!What are you thinking about again!

I moved, trying to tell him to calm down, but found that Shenwei's pinch was too tight, and I couldn't speak now.

Takasugi and Gintoki, who stopped their hands because of the scream of the wig, looked at him together, and Kamui also turned to that side with great interest.Under my horrified gaze, the wig suddenly knelt down and took a standard taxi seat towards me.

"Chen Luodian! I'm sorry! I didn't know that you are Xiao Hei, and I forcibly touched your body. I'm sorry again! I violated Shidao, and I am willing to take all the responsibilities. If you are not angry , even if you want my life, it doesn't matter!"

Why don't you get angry!I'm not angry at all!It's better to say that I will be more angry if you are like this now!Are you so worthy of the girl you dated in Huajie!Are you sorry for the cats you licked!And what expressions on the three of you!I'm not!I don't!Gui and I are really just the relationship between a passer-by and a cat, at most I like his black long straight!

I struggled vigorously in Kamui's hand, but this action was mistaken by the idiot Kamui for admitting it.

"So, it's not because of your teeth that you became weak, but because of that long-haired child?" Shenwei looked at me innocently, but he didn't let go of my chance to defend himself, and ignored the almost written words in my eyes. The denial that came out, a nod that convinced myself. "Eh—so you like that kind of guy. Is he strong?"

No!I don't! !Who did you convince? You!Didn't the bald man Xinghai Fang give you sex education during puberty?What does stroking have to do with pregnancy?I tried my best to stretch out my claws, trying to put two blood marks on Shenwei's face.

"Ah? Chen Luo Palace already has a child?" Gui raised his head in a daze, looked at me, then at Yinsang with a shocked expression, "Yinsang, is it yours?"

"..."

"..." Yinsang and I were already tired of this question.

But Shenwei actually followed Gui's words and chatted. "That silver curly hair is the opposite of the long black hair over there. Well, this guy does have some strength. Chen Luo, can the child be played with me after birth?"

Who wants to play with the child for you!By the way, where did the child come from!There are no shadows at all!As a cat demon, although I am older than you all, I am still in my infancy!She hasn't even passed her estrus yet!I'm still a kid!

The distorted expression on my face was too obvious, Kamui once again misunderstood my meaning. "Don't want his baby?"

Well, I don't want to!I don't even want to die!So not at all, bastard!

"Then don't do it!" Shenwei smiled and moved the hand that was holding the collar to his stomach, and started to stroke it lightly. Suddenly, with a slight force, he pressed down a small hole. "Chen Luosang will give me a baby in the future! Together we will be able to create stronger children!"

Fuck you!Who will drag this brat away!

A scream escaped from my throat.This guy has said this before, but I have never been in such a passive situation!Let alone counterattack now, I can't even refute, okay?

That scream sounded a bit too miserable, it really sounded like a child being pressed into the stomach.But the problem is, the place under Shenwei's hands is the stomach!

Yinshi had already charged towards Lake Toya, and Gui also got up from the ground and drew out his knife.Kamui jumped back, jumped to the side of Takasugi who had put away his knife and started watching the show, and handed me over.

"Hold it for me, I'll deal with it."

Gao Shan stretched out his hand, one hand skillfully grasped the nape of my neck, and the other lightly stroked my stomach.

The strength on my mouth was loosened, but the back of my neck showed a force that cannot be ignored. If I was going to yell loudly, it was like a dumb fire in an instant.

"It's all a misunderstanding..."

"What?" Gao Shan lifted the nape of my neck, lifted me to the same height as him, and looked at me with a half-smile.

I was dumbfounded in an instant.

Satisfied, Takasugi touched my belly again, supported me with that hand, and watched Kamui and Yinsang fight together.

"Gaoshan, let go of Chen Luodian!" Gui held up the knife and walked towards me.

"Are you fighting me this time because of a woman? Hehe, Gui, you seem to have regressed!" Takasugi's chest pressed against my back, and I felt a shock.

"Hey! Wig! Don't worry about me, I'm fine! Go help Yinsang, Kamui is a night rabbit, it's hard to deal with!" I tried my best to amplify my voice to the same volume as usual.

"...Are you still more worried about Yinshi? Chen Luodian, don't worry about Yinshi, I will definitely save you. Even if you like Yinshi, I will be responsible for my actions."

"No, I really don't need to..."

Before I could finish my explanation, a cannon shot suddenly came from behind the ruins over there.

"I didn't expect the relationship between you and Gui to be like this? Mao-san, I'm starting to be a little disappointed in you. Well, but such a guy is more valuable in the first place." Okita Sougo carried the gun barrel The figure appeared behind a huge cement slab.

"Chen Luo-chan doesn't need you to admit it! Chen Luo-chan, if Zhensengumi doesn't want you anymore, Wanshiwu will always welcome you, Alu! And Yin-chan, come on! Don't lose to the wig! Take Chen Luo-chan back !" The energetic little Kagura pulled the panting Xinbaji up from one side of the ruins, and made a gesture of punching the sky.

"It's not the wig, it's Gui! I will never admit defeat!"

"No way, you are all too weak, a guy as rare as Chen Luo can give birth to stronger children for me..."

"Go to hell, bastard!"

"Hey, even though that cat has nothing to do with me, why do I feel so upset about Yinsang now?"

"Oh! Come on Yinsang!"

I raised one paw and covered my face.That guy Kamui really put in a bit of effort just now, otherwise why would my stomach hurt so much?Why?What are you making fun of?I just lost a few teeth!Is there no one who is still calm?Except for this guy who is still holding the nape of my neck.By the way, Mr. Hijikata!Where is Mr. Hijikata, who is as reliable as his father?

"Routine inspection! Takasugi! Katsura! Die!" There was a loud roar, and I looked in that direction, crying.

Hijikata-san, why did you appear from the direction of the sun?Look handsome with the sun on your head?You were originally black except for your skin, and now you can't even see your facial features clearly... Can I count on you to save me?did you see meThis weak, poor me with the nape of my neck strangled by fate, who was tucked into my yukata by Shinsuke Takasugi!

I tried my best to get out, but Takasugi grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me back. Just as I was wrestling with him, the door of the doctor's office opened.The fitness trainer and doctor poked his head out innocently and shouted, "Who is Chen Luosang? Didn't you hear the broadcast? It's your turn!"

"I'm here!" I suddenly changed back to a human form and raised my hand high.

Everything was quiet, the fitness coach took a look at us, and closed the door firmly again.

I looked at Shinsuke Takasugi, whose upper body clothes were torn by me, and I straddled him, trying to smile.His hand is still stuck on the back of my neck, I don't need to look at me to know that our current posture is very delicate.For a long time afterwards, the only sound was that I pierced Gao Sugi's left hand with my nails and at the same time stepped on his right hand that was about to draw the knife.

"Mr. Hijikata, Mr. Yamazaki, should I complain about the sound insulation in the hospital, or about Chen Luosang's actions just now, or about her and Takasugi's posture?" Shinhachi asked in a low voice.

"Who knows." Shirō Hijikata lit a cigarette with trembling hands, and took a deep breath.

"I'm sorry, I still need to practice my complaints." Yamazaki lowered his head in low self-esteem, and tore open a piece of red bean bread.

"Then this is fine." Xin Baji took a deep breath.

That day, people in a radius of ten miles heard a roar.

"Fucking----!!!" (Toda K)

"This is my line—!" I jumped up suddenly, but hit the beam above my head, and fell back to the ground.

"Chen Luosang, are you having a nightmare?" The door of the room was opened, and I saw Yamazaki-san's face revealed.

I rubbed my throbbing head, gasping with a distorted expression. "Ah, a particularly insane nightmare. Do you want anything from me?"

"Kagura-san came to see you and is waiting in the yard now."

"What? Little Kagura came to find me?" I rushed to the yard like a gust of wind, and hugged Little Kagura. "Kagula sauce, if you have anything to do, just ask, I will never refuse!"

"Chen Luojiang is on vacation tomorrow, right? Unfortunately, I have work tomorrow, so I can't hang out with you, Alu, or you can go to work with me tomorrow!"

"Okay... bridge bean sack," I was about to agree as usual, but I somehow thought of the nightmare just now. "What job do you want me to help with tomorrow?"

"Go and collect the evidence of usury being collected by evil gangsters, Aru!"

"..." I trembled strangely. "Forget about Kagula sauce, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do tomorrow, I will go to play with you again at night, and I will bring you vinegar kombu!"

"Well...well then, Aru, remember to come!" Little Kagura waved at me and walked home.

I didn't go to the house of everything the next day, so I rarely had nothing to do.I turned back into a cat, pacing the streets at will, licking my perfect teeth with my tongue over and over again.Ah... My teeth are still there, is there anything better than this... It wasn't until the sky was dark and I felt that the danger had passed safely, and then I changed back into a human form, ready to buy vinegar kelp for Xiao Kagura.

"The way to that store, I remember passing through this alley..."

"Wooah, get out of the way!" A familiar mentally handicapped voice yelled frantically, and a familiar electric scooter from the corner of my eye rammed straight towards me.Everything seemed to be in slow motion, I opened my eyes wide in horror and turned my head to look, a huge sole kicked straight at my face.

Bang!

I was knocked flying and hit a utility pole with my back.

"Ah, pain, pain, hello, are you okay? Eh? Chen Luo?"

I gasped and stood up, with a big footprint on my face, and gave Sakata Gintoki an angry look. "How on earth did you turn your feet up to be as high as my face while driving! Thanks to me..."

I was planning to educate this guy, but suddenly I tasted a mouth full of blood.

...No...it's such a coincidence...

I lick my teeth.

"Saka - Tian - Yin - Shi! You - go - die - go!"