[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

The general training suddenly went smoothly, and Mr. Hijikata received a call from Uncle Matsudaira, saying that the Ayin sisters who are witches have been responsible for appeasing the dragon veins that exploded everywhere, and asked him to take all the members of the Shinsengumi to solve the eight-year-old who was active underground at the outbreak point. Crows.

"Get ready to go, hurry up! Chen Luo, you are ready... Hey! Chen Luo? What's wrong with you? Why are you crying?" Mr. Hijikata's words made everyone's eyes turn to me.I sucked my nose in embarrassment and wiped away my tears. "That was the first time he said he was going to kill me. Although he beat me badly all the time, it was the first time he said he was going to kill me. Unexpectedly, he has so much resentment towards me." I laughed again After a while, although somewhat reluctantly. "My relationship with Songyang and Xu is very complicated. Hearing what he said, I suddenly feel a little... a little sad and a little wronged."

"For a long time, although I was the one who said the most about killing him, I never had the heart to do it, and even hesitated before the opportunity. However, since he has made up his mind to kill me, then I You should make a corresponding return and make up your mind to kill him. Mr. Hijikata, I'm going to find him."

"...Really." He gave me a deep look, then turned around, "Masengumi! Let's go!"

I smiled at Okita who was still looking at me. "Go, you are the captain of the stormtrooper, you can't be left behind." He took a few steps backwards, as if he wanted to look at me a few more times, then turned around and strode to catch up team.Neither of them looked back.

I retracted my gaze and glanced at the rest of the people. "I'm going to the space station, how about you?"

Xiao Kagura was calling into the walkie-talkie, she turned off the communication and held her umbrella tightly. "Dingchun is lost, Chen Luojiang, we will go to Alu with you."

"Then I'll go with you too." Shenwei stood up and gave me a tug. "Hey, Chen Luo, those two people just now and you are..."

"It's the same as you." Yinsang interrupted suddenly, "Those two people are the same as you, and I also want to raise a cat."

"When the future is uncertain, let's not talk about things that can only happen in the future." I rubbed their hair, "Run, we don't have much time."

In the middle of the journey, as expected, Heavenly Daoists intercepted again. The immortal Heavenly Daoists are much more difficult than before, and they always grab your hands and feet to make you unable to move when you are not paying attention.Although I have tried my best to take care of the audience, it is obvious that I can't take care of everyone. A knife flew from nowhere and went straight to Xiao Kagura, and I just kicked a person away for Xinbaji. It was too late to rush to rescue her, and in desperation, it was Shenwei who pushed her away, but his side was pierced through.

"Shenwei!" I solved the guy who was holding my wrist, and ran to his side, the blood couldn't stop, and he wouldn't be able to hold on like this.My lick has the ability to heal wounds, but I have never used it on such a large wound. I hope that the thickened Altana can also enhance my healing ability.But now I can't try, there are too many enemies here, if I withdraw again, I won't be able to withstand it. "How can I stop! We must get rid of these lunatics!"

boom!

There was a loud noise, and several members of the Heavenly Dao Congregation were blown out and hit the rocks in the ruins, but they didn't get up for a long time.I couldn't help laughing, feeling a little relaxed.Although I haven't seen anyone yet, Feng has already told me that Master Xinghaifang and Nobuo Imai have arrived.I hastened to suppress Shenwei who was still about to move, "Untie the shirt... Forget it, don't untie it, it's such a big hole anyway, it doesn't matter how big it is."

I picked up his blood-stained clothing, tore it a little bigger, then bent down and licked under his wound.The surrounding air suddenly quieted down, he seemed surprised too, his whole body tightened, and I pressed him down again. "Relax."

The eruption of Altana seems to have really enhanced my healing ability. The blood from his wound quickly decreased, and even started to scab. Although I don’t know what’s going on in his body now, it’s better than bleeding like crazy.I breathed a sigh of relief and got up from him, licking my teeth frantically with my tongue.No, I still feel that there is something wrong with the lack of barbs. Could it be that I was too obsessed with licking the blood of the prey while shaving the skin and flesh?

The expression was distorted for a long time, and suddenly I realized that everyone was looking at me, so I stopped licking my teeth frantically, "Why are you all looking at me?"

Master Xinghai took out a bottle of insecticide-like spray from his pocket and handed it to Yinsang. "Hemostat, treat the wound."

The corners of my eyebrows twitched. "Why didn't you take out something like this just now?"

"Seeing how devoted you are to Shenwei, I feel that the elderly should not bother the young people..."

"...Hey, let me say, you guys know that my saliva has healing power, right? You know it! Tell me you know it! Yinsang, what are you doing staring at the hemostatic agent with that lonely look on your face? What did I do wrong? Hey! Did I do something wrong? I get it! I get it! Just lick it! If you don't mind me turning back into a cat with the kind of meat that scrapes off wounds If your tongue touches you, then lick it!"

"Let's stop joking, those guys are getting up again." Nobuo Imai drew out her sword and crouched down.

I frowned, "These guys, it's too time-consuming to smash them into pieces, so don't you have any suitable weapons to finish it? Hey, bald man, didn't you go to pick up the crystals? Is there anything you can use to deal with it?" one time?"

"There are still some, but there are not many knives as cold weapons, only some spar fragments can barely be used as knives, and the rest are made into forts, bombs and hair growth spray..."

"What the hell is the last one? That's obviously not a weapon!"

"That's the weapon! The strongest weapon! The weapon that can revive my hair follicles!"

"Then hurry up and use your weapons! Give Yinsang the knife, and give us the guns, bombs, and so on!"

He actually hesitated. "That...probably not."

"Huh? Why?"

"It's a mixture of Altana crystals from other planets. After the bombardment, it will indeed cause permanent damage to them, but the particles scattered by its explosion will spread and cause other undead to fall..."

"Isn't that very suitable? Why not?" I suddenly realized his concerns and frowned fiercely. "You don't care about me, do you? Do you think that just a few particles from the explosion can kill me who is soaked in the earth's Altana?"

"That's not true, but there will be..."

"Forget about it and use it quickly! We don't have time to procrastinate!"

boom!

There was a loud noise, and at the moment Xinghaifangzhu launched, almost everyone rushed towards me and pinned me down.I struggled desperately, and they finally got up, and I spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Chen Luo! Are you okay! Sure enough, you still can't..."

"Cough cough...five people all pressed up at once cough cough...cough normally you will vomit blood...Don't worry, I won't have an accident so easily." I swallowed the blood in my throat, feeling Breathing is a bit tingling, and it really affects me, so it also affects Songyang, which is great.

"Baldy, give me one of those weapons, just the bomb, I think I should be able to use that."

"No, what if it hurts you?"

"Eh—? Give it to me, give it to me!"

"No."

"Bastard, hand over all the bombs on your body to Lao Tzu!"

"no!"

I took a deep breath, withdrew all my acting like a baby, and became serious again, with an inaudible pleading in my voice. "Master Xinghai Fang, give me some."

"This kind of bomb is unstable because of its high energy density. If you accidentally detonate it and blow yourself up, I'm afraid your immortal body will only be a burden. No means can save you. You can only wait slowly." Die." He also became serious, and carefully put away the bag containing the weapon.

I sneered. "If I were afraid of death, I wouldn't be here now. Death, I don't know how many times I have experienced it, pain, and then darkness. For me, the difference between being alive again is whether to open it again Seeing the sun. I have seen enough sunshine, and I am almost tired of seeing it. And I have already made an appointment with Songyang, and I have made up my mind. I must kill that guy, and I must die for him. That is me It is also the end of Altana's mistakes. The undead should no longer exist, and I have long been prepared not to continue living."

The atmosphere was so heavy that it seemed to freeze, their gazes were like nails on my body, which made my skin hurt, but I continued talking. "If I can kill him, then he must also kill me. I will never die before he dies, but I have never thought about whether I can live after he dies. I have given up my There is a future, but I hope that you can have a future. So Master Xinghai Fang, give me some of them, otherwise, I will have to grab them."

"Really? Chen Luo, have you finally released your beast? But it's still the same as before, all the minions are directed at you." The communicator in the ruins suddenly rang, and Takasugi's chuckle came from it. The atmosphere suddenly relaxed, I hurried over and picked up the communicator.

"Takasugi, how are you doing?"

"Temporarily solved, but the energy of the cannon that was intended to destroy the earth is still concentrated under the Sky Bird, and the Sky Bird can't stop falling due to excessive damage. If you don't quickly solve the rioting Altana on the ground, wait for the Sky Bird If the number is knocked down, everyone will finish the game."

His voice sounded weak, as if he was out of breath.I frowned and squeezed the communicator tightly, "Are you okay?"

"Relax, I can't die."

"I see." I took a deep breath and bit my lower lip. "Leave the earth to us, I will definitely keep your future!"

"Hmm..." His voice hesitated for a while, "Be careful."