[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

In order not to scare the snake, I turned back into a cat and sneaked all the way, and I saw the old man Yuanwai with his hands tied behind his back.Taking advantage of the darkness, I got into the corner of the wall, and the pitch-black fur provided a good cover for me, and none of the night rabbits noticed anything unusual.

The question now is how to run away with the old man Yuanwai.I can't beat these night rabbits by myself. The little old man's aura is quite terrifying. I can deal with him alone, and I'm afraid I won't be able to deal with the rest.It's okay to throw me here, at most one more death, but the question is, can I cut off the rope that binds Yuanwai, how far can his old arms and legs run in the short period of time I can fight for? ?I can't do it now, I need help.

I don't have the heart to leave here without authorization. What if he runs back with someone and he has a corpse left.I sneaked out again, found a high place where I could clearly see the situation in the room, and started howling with my loudest voice.

"what sound?"

"Like a baby crying."

"No, it's the cat meowing."

"But is this the season of heat?"

The night rabbits in the room whispered to each other, someone opened the window and saw me screaming. "I found it! It's a black cat over there! She's so small, has such a small cat started to go into heat now?"

"Now is such an era when the world is declining. Even elementary school students can hold hands and fall in love. That's all right, all right, let's drive her away, and call her to another place, and we will be exposed here."

"Hey! Kitten! Go away! Go away! Ah! She jumped in!"

I jumped back into the house and continued meowing loudly and rubbing against these people's pant legs.I don't know if these guys are used to seeing blood, so they have never been close to such a cute creature like me or what, one or two actually panicked. "Go away! Go away, kitten! There is no one like you here...God, her eyes are so beautiful..."

"Mao looks good to touch, can I pet it?"

"Idiot!" The old man kicked the two night rabbits away with one kick, kicked me to the corner of the wall, and I wailed, and stopped moving.He didn't use much strength with this kick. According to his common sense, he didn't need much strength to deal with a small thing like me. It's a pity that he met a guy like me who violated common sense.

The night was very quiet, not even insects chirping, and the scream I just made was loud. If Mr. Hijikata and the others were nearby, they would have heard it and looked for it.Now, I just need to watch all this from my feet and wait quietly.

Unexpectedly, the person who appeared was Xiao Kagura.After the bomb that old man Yuan Wai used to trick the rabbits exploded, she pounced out and ran out with Yuan Wai on her shoulders.The night rabbits quickly realized that they were about to chase after them, but they were scratched by me who came out from their dead corner, and several of them fell down because of their vital injuries.I stood in front of Xiao Kagura and shouted, "Quick! Take him away!"

She stopped being in a daze, turned around and rushed out, I faced the night rabbits in the room, licked my teeth, just about to pounce, but she suddenly flew back and landed on my feet, I Her nerves tightened, she grabbed one of her arms, and slammed it aside. There was a big hole where she just landed, and the little old man who was a night rabbit monster had become about the size of two of us. The big, muscular man punched me hard.

Because I got rid of Xiao Kagura's inertia, it was too late for me to dodge. I planned to take the punch hard and wait for it to heal, but his punch didn't land for a long time.There was an umbrella against his fist, the tip of the umbrella fired a shot, and his fist was pierced. He jumped back quickly, and his body turned back into the skinny old man as if he had leaked air.My head was touched. "You can't fight like this with Chen Luo, it will break several of her bones at once, and she won't be able to get up, so I can't continue to let me enjoy fighting."

"Shenwei..." I turned around and punched him in the face. "You're addicted to playing with me, aren't you?"

"Well, calm down." He caught my fist and showed me that hearty smile, "It's great to see that you have recovered, and after this war is over, fight with me on Earth Let's fight."

"Finish the current fight first, and then talk about it later, son of a bitch!" I swung my claws backwards, and killed a Yetu that was pounced on me. "Is that inflatable guy enough for you and Kagula sauce? I'll take care of the rest."

"Obviously I'm enough alone."

"I'm enough alone, Aru!"

"Chen Luosang, leave those miscellaneous fish to us. Sooner or later, the pair of Baga brothers and sisters will fight for their prey. During this period, you are enough to finish him off." Afu Rabbit suddenly appeared, leading a group of Yetu, who belonged to the Seventh Division, started fighting with the others without saying a word.I smiled helplessly, and had no choice but to look at the battle situation on Shenwei's side.

That strange old man is still moaning about what he said. He manipulated the size of every part and changed his age through qigong. He is now more than 200 years old. He is a living legend in the Yetu clan. Hearing it made me irritated tail.

"Hey, two hundred years old is called a legend?" I walked up to him and rolled my eyelids to look at him. "If you don't have a brain but a muscle like you, and you can barely hang your life, then the me standing in front of you must be at least 500 years old!" I punched him, and he I wanted to dodge it by shrinking suddenly according to the usual practice, but I suddenly popped out my claws and grew them to the maximum, almost crippling his entire arm easily.I landed steadily, saw him panting with his arms folded, and sneered. "Lao Tzu is a living epic, put one in your muscular mind, and pay attention to your attitude towards seniors!"

"But Chen Luo, have you really lived to be five hundred years old? I always feel that you are still very naive." Shenwei grabbed Xiao Kagura's feet and smashed her hard on the strange old man who fell on the ground.

"That's not it! Chen Luojiang is much more mature than you and that bald man, Aru! She can also cook delicious food, Aru!" Xiao Kagura kicked Kamui in the face, and threw him on the lying bed. Flat strange old man.

"That's just cooking, right? But she still has time to play with her tail, likes to step on milk, and wants to try new things no matter what. Because of this, she also ruined Jinsuke's cigarettes." Rod, ah, that's right, she saw a bubble ball, a specialty of the local planet, which was obviously used for washing clothes, but she ate it..."

"Is it just cooking that can't stop you? Don't tell me about my dark history!" I used all my strength to smash him towards the strange old man. After a loud bang, He was completely tamped into the floor.

"Hey - Maosang has eaten laundry bubble balls before, how does it taste? What happened after that?"

"What! What! Also! No! Fa! Fat!" Why Mao Zhenxuan will appear at such a bad time!I swung Kamui and threw it at the people who hadn't had time to show up at the entrance.

"It's true that nothing happened." Shenwei climbed up from the crowd, and said with a smile: "It's just hiccups for a whole day, and the laundry bubbles kept spitting out from the mouth, covering the whole room. "

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I admit it, I admit it! I'm just childish! I'm just curious! I'm still a kitten, okay! I'm really born and realize that it's not even 20 years yet !Even according to human thinking, I don’t even have an adult, and I can’t even drink alcohol, is that okay? Satisfied? Can I die with a satisfied heart now!”

"Hey! Chen Luosang! Calm down! Calm down!" Shin Hachi and Yamazaki grabbed one shoulder of me and dragged me back desperately.Suddenly, as if a basin of cold water had been poured from the top of my head, I grabbed Yamazaki and Shin Yaji and backed away abruptly.The ground shook violently, and the place where we were just standing collapsed, no, it should be said to have been washed away, a green beam of light shot straight into the sky, and the blood in my body was joyful.Altana began to explode.

"It was a really good reaction just now." Xu's voice recalled from behind, I didn't look back, I grabbed the hands of Shin Yaji and Yamazaki at the first time, and threw them to the opposite side of the big pit.My neck was stuck, and I lifted it up high, his face became distorted and blurred in my eyes due to suffocation.

"Until the end, do you still think about protecting human beings?" He smiled, but his eyes were cold. "Then Xiao Hei, go to hell." My heart ached as if I had been hit hard, my chest sank, and then there was a crisp sound from my neck, and my head fell to the side weakly.He hugged me in his arms, my heavy head was pressed against his chest docilely, and his steady and powerful heartbeat came into my ears clearly.

Even though I suffered such a serious injury, I didn't die, but skipped death and got a new life directly.Is it because the explosive Altana has increased the factors in the air?If that's the case with me, is it the case with him?I didn't dare to raise my head, I was afraid that if I moved, he would find this out, and if he got more guarded against me, I wouldn't be able to run away.

I could hear Shinhachi yelling for Yinsang to go away, Kagura calling for Kamui to hurry up, Yamazaki calling for Mr. Hijikata to be careful, and Yataja crows scurrying around in the field of vision mostly occupied by the black clothes on Xu figure.The ground under my feet began to shake again, and the already dangerous house began to drop broken stone slabs. I suddenly scratched Xu's throat with a claw, broke away from his hand, and ran out without looking back.

The shaking subsided, and the house collapsed completely. Naturally, Xu was no longer there.I overtook the crowd who had just run out and was now looking back, and ran right past them. "What are you looking at! Run!"

"Didn't your cervical spine be broken just now?" Shenwei touched my neck curiously while running, "It will be healed so soon?"

"It seems that a large number of outbreaks of Altana have strengthened my healing ability." I scratched my hand, but before I finished the stroke, the previous wound had healed, and my wound had never healed so well. Fast forward.

When we were entangled with Xu, Afutu had already run out with the old man Yuanwai on his shoulders, and he was waiting for us in front of him, so we stopped and took a breath.The old man Yuanwai sat on the ground, looking out into the sky. "I should really thank those hardworking people above. The liberation army in the sky has been disarmed." It turned out that the bomb that was detonated at Yetu's place earlier had already scattered the nano-robots that solved the machine-destroying nano-robots. The spaceship has returned to normal at this time. If the upper armament has not been disarmed, the current earth should have been bombarded into a piece of scorched earth.