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Ling Shu: ...

Want him, a straight man, to call out "good brother" to another man?

Better to die.

"Brother Lu, you are my own brother, stop joking?"

Lu Ye sneered: "Who will be your brother, should you call me? If you don't call me, I'm leaving." After speaking, he really raised his foot and was about to leave.

Ling Shu closed his eyes, stubborn to the end, pretending not to see Liang Xin who was about to kneel at his feet, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't shout! Isn't it just a mobile phone? Don't want it!"

Don't play with your phone, don't lose your personality!The dignity of straight men must be maintained!

Lu Ye raised his eyebrows: "Okay." After speaking, he really went upstairs, leaving them with a chic and dignified back.

Zhou Lang and Qian Duo were stunned: "I'll go, brother Lu is too straightforward, if you don't call, he will really not give it? Don't most people know how to be kind and accommodating?"

Ling Shu rolled his eyes: "You also said that you are an ordinary person. Is your actor Lu an ordinary person?"

After such a fuss, the anxious mood of several people calmed down a lot, and they went back to the dormitory with their heads drooping, without a word all night.

The next day Ling Shu was very energetic. Qian Duo rolled on the bed for a long time last night, before he had time to snore, he was able to fall asleep smoothly, a rare good sleep.

As soon as I got downstairs, I heard Liang Xin and Hu Zhuo's exclamation from the dining room. When Ling Shu walked to the dining table, he thought he was dreaming.

There are all kinds of hearty food on the table, such as steamed buns, deep-fried dough sticks, dumplings, steak, pasta, prawns, baked rice with cheese, various chocolate cream cakes, a combination of Chinese and Western food, as exaggerated as you want.

Ling Shu: ... "Are the show crew crazy?"

Liang Xin and Qian Duo didn't think so, they took it as a matter of course—"My God, the show crew is finally willing to be human again?"

"That's right, there is bitterness and sweetness, and you should enjoy some blessings after suffering." After speaking, the two happily sat at the dining table, waiting for the meal.

Ling Shu felt that the two of them had been overwhelmed by the food and lost their minds.

He glanced suspiciously at the program crew who were muttering, always feeling that there was something tricky about it.

The crowd soon filled up, and as soon as the eight of them sat down at the table, the director shouted through the loudspeaker, "Everyone has worked hard recently! Today is the first day to check everyone's recent training results. It's a big day!"

"So in order to reward everyone, our program team has specially prepared an unlimited luxurious and hearty breakfast! Please enjoy it to your heart's content!"

"After the meal, we will tell everyone about today's mission!"

These words gave the program team a good reason for the abnormal operation today. The people who were still a little bit wary just now relaxed and rushed to the dining table.

"Oye! After this meal, I'm willing to go to the guillotine in the afternoon!" Zhou Lang said happily while putting food on the plate without any restraint.

As soon as Ling Shu picked up a piece of steak, the corners of his eyes caught sight of the surrounding cameras, and the staff members standing quietly in various directions with small notebooks.

He paused, silently put down the plate he was holding, and picked up a cup of soy milk and a very small dumpling instead. Chen Mo also made the same choice, and they looked at each other, tacit understanding.

Qian Duo had a piece of chicken steak in his left hand and a prawn in his right hand. He felt like he was in heaven. While he was eating, he still didn't forget to observe what other people were eating.

Seeing Ling Shu timidly gnawing on a small steamed bun, he asked suspiciously, "Xiao Linzi, is this all you eat? After this meal, I guess I'll be eating dirt every day, so hurry up!"

Ling Shu didn't raise his head: "I only like to eat buns."

Qian Duo shook his head regretfully and said, "What a pity." Xu Meng, who was sitting next to him, looked up at Ling Shu and Chen Mo, and the speed of eating in his hands unconsciously slowed down.

To be honest, no matter how strong she is, she has had enough of the meals arranged by the program group during this period, so when she saw the breakfast just now, she subconsciously relaxed her vigilance, just wanting to show off her appetite.

But after spending time with Ling Shu and Chen Mo, she has long seen how smart these two are, and now they only have soy milk buns and a bowl of porridge in front of them!

This is not right, very wrong!

Thinking of this, she put down her chopsticks, and slapped Qian Duo's arm fiercely: "Don't eat it! If you eat any more, you'll be finished!"

The string of pasta that Qian Duo was about to put into his mouth was scattered, and he said aggrievedly, "Why don't you let me eat it? Do you know how hard I endured it?"

Xu Meng gritted her teeth and said in a low voice: "Look at those two smart people opposite you, if you eat any more, you will be beaten to death by the program crew later!"

Qian Duo looked up at Ling Shu and Chen Mo, half a minute later, he reluctantly put down the knife and fork in his hand.

The others also realized that something was wrong at this moment, and stopped their movements one after another.

It's a pity that they ate too aggressively at the beginning, and it was too late when they noticed something was wrong.

Seeing that they did not continue, the director leisurely picked up the loudspeaker: "Since everyone has finished their meal, let's announce the next task."

"The task is related to your breakfast. The staff has recorded the calories you just ate. The more calories you have, the more tasks you have to complete..."

After the rules were introduced, a cleanly gnawed chicken leg bone flew towards his head.

But the director already had experience. When the chicken bones flew over, he quickly picked up the pot lid he copied from the kitchen and put it on his head.

The chicken leg bone hit it without any surprise, and everyone only heard a "clang", and the thin weapon bounced to the ground.

The director held the trumpet in one hand and the lid of the pot in the other, looked triumphantly at the eight people facing him and continued to shout: "Don't get excited, you won't be able to hurt me!"

Liang Xin pointed at them with trembling fingers: "You! You will suffer retribution sooner or later!!"

The members of the program team did not respond. What kind of attack is this level?For the ratings of the show, what can't they do?It's not the first time I've been scolded, so I'm very calm.

"So, in order to consume everyone's added fat, we specially arranged a brick-moving exercise!"

Eight people:……

Zhou Lang complained: "Isn't the theme of our show weight loss? It's not picking shit or moving bricks. Will the show crew use our labor in exchange for production funds?"

Director: "That's not true, it's just that you have also seen it. In order to help you exercise, we also racked our brains, so you should cherish such a good program group."

Xu Meng rolled her eyes: "Thank you so much!"

The director cupped his fists: "You're welcome. Okay, let's continue."

"According to the record just now, Zhou Lang and Liang Xin are the group that consumes the most calories. The two of you have eliminated a catty of steak, five prawns, a serving of pasta, a basket of steamed dumplings, and a drawer of roasted duck burritos. Two cakes, two cups of chocolate milk tea, almost eight thousand calories."

Chen Mo, who has always been quiet, glanced at Liang Xin, and said meaningfully: "Sister, has your appetite reached this level? It's just a breakfast, what about it?"

Liang Xin buried her head in her palm, deeply ashamed: "It's been a long time since I've eaten, and it's not my fault alone."

Ling Shu laughed: "Do you still remember what you are here for?"

Zhou Lang sighed: "It's all right now, once we return to the pre-liberation period, we will have to weigh in the evening."

Hearing the deep sighs of the two, the director showed a relieved smile: "Don't worry, we've expected it, so our plan for you is to move 3000 yuan of bricks in the afternoon! Make sure you consume all the calories you eat today!"

Liang Xin took a deep breath: "3000 yuan? Even if you are a contractor, you can't abuse workers like this?"

The production team was not happy: "Then how is abuse? Think about the game, if you win, everything you have paid is worth it!"

This is true, and the few people stopped again.

The director was satisfied: "The next group, Qian Duo and Xu Meng, you consumed one serving of noodles with fried sauce and one serving of fried rice...a total intake of 500 calories, and the task amount is [-] yuan."

The two looked at each other, and they both saw despair in the other's expression.

"Next, Hu Zhuo and Wu Yanni, you have a total of 500 calories, and the task amount is [-] yuan."

There was a little smile in Wu Yanni's eyes, she didn't eat much herself, and Hu Zhuo, who was used to living a poor life, was not that shallow-skinned.

"Finally, Lin Shu and Chen Mo's group..." The director paused, not knowing what to do for a moment.

Sometimes the variety show guests are too smart and quick-witted, and the show is not very easy to do, and there is nothing interesting or interesting.

In the eyes of everyone expecting, the director slowly said: "This group consumed a cup of soy milk, two steamed buns, and a bowl of preserved egg porridge, totaling 150 calories."

Silence, eerie silence.

"Hey, so they only need to move 50 yuan of bricks in total."

As soon as the director finished speaking, Zhou Lang rushed to Ling Shu's feet, knelt down on the floor, hugged Ling Shu's thick legs and howled, "Oh! Brother Lin! Please, please help us later. 3000 yuan bricks, we will die!"

The camera was still shooting, Ling Shu felt that he didn't look good, so he tried to pull his legs out: "Get up, what do you look like!"

"Wow! If you don't promise me, I won't afford it!" His body was dragged by Ling Shu and slid on the ground for a while, like a rambunctious pig.

"All right, all right, help you! Don't blame me if you can't lose weight later!"

Zhou Lang, who got the promise, jumped up in the next second, wiped away the fake tears that didn't exist, and retreated to the team to give Liang Xin a high-five.

Ling Shu was helpless, the two were hopeless.

After finishing repairing, they were really dragged by the program team to a brick factory in the suburbs. They stood in a row and looked at the row of low and flat houses: ...

Hu Zhuo murmured: "Isn't this a big city? How can there be such a magical existence as a brick factory? We have never seen this in the backcountry."

Ling Shu: "I've never seen such a magical program group, it's not easy."

Liang Xin: "I really want to kill one with a brick. Killing one counts as one."

The director who was standing opposite and negotiating with the person in charge of the brick factory felt inexplicably cold.

Soon the staff gave each of the eight people a pair of thick thick-lined gloves, and told them: "Everyone needs to move the bricks from the brick factory to the truck at the gate, and you can rest after moving enough."

"Please pay attention, this time, apart from the staff counting, actor Lu will also watch your performance from the sidelines. Remember, the actor's evaluation will have a great impact on your points and even the final ranking in the competition."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Ye appeared in everyone's sight in a clean suit.

So Ling Shu and the others watched helplessly as the staff quickly set up a big parasol at the entrance of the brick factory, and placed a table and a comfortable boss chair under the parasol, and even put a pot of tea and a glass.

Movie Emperor Lu calmly walked to the chair and sat down, picked up the cup of tea and took a sip, then raised his jaw and said respectfully: "Let's start moving the bricks."

Ling Shu and the seven people: ...

The Buddha once said that all living beings are equal.

Ling Shu felt that the Buddha was talking nonsense.

No matter how wrong what the Buddha said, the bricks that should be moved must still be moved.

Ling Shu and Chen Mo paid ten bricks for a round trip, and five bricks each for a trip. The two of them ran five round trips, and it was done in 10 minutes.

Seeing that they were done, Zhou Lang and Liang Xin rushed forward: "Help, Brother Lin, Sister Chen..."

Before the two of them finished howling, Xu Meng and Qian Duo from over there also rushed forward: "There are still us!!"

They thought it would be much easier to move 500 yuan less, but when they arrived at the scene, they felt that their hands and feet were twitching uncontrollably when they saw the square grid piled up into a red hill.

Ling Shu pulled back the clothes that were grabbed by them, and shouted: "Yes, please help!" After speaking, he asked the director standing beside Lu Ye: "Director, allow us to love each other and help each other?"

The director looked at Liang Xin, whose eyes were already a little crazy, and shouted: "Yes, but don't regret it!" After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes and muttered to himself: "Can you say no, there are so many weapons at hand, if you don't go along with it, Brick flew over immediately."

Lu Ye, who was playing with the words "love each other", looked up at him, and said casually, "Isn't this your own crime?"

The director was startled, touched his nose, and closed his mouth angrily.

Two hours later, Ling Shu shook his limbs and wanted to vomit old blood.

They have been moving non-stop for so long, and they still have more than 1000 yuan left!

I really want to kick Liang Xin and Zhou Lang on the ground!Why eat so much? !

Taking off the thick gloves, he touched the swollen blisters in his palm, walked up to the director and asked, "Can we rest and continue?"

The director subconsciously glanced at Lu Ye, and Lu Ye looked at the disheveled Ling Shu and nodded, and then the director followed suit.

Ling Shu walked to the side, supported his sore back and drank a few sips of water, then looked at Liang Xin who was wailing there, his eyes rolled twice - no, I'm too tired, I have to find a way.

A sip of water rolled back and forth on his cheeks, looking around at the staff who had put down their cameras, Ling Shu raised his foot and walked towards Lu Ye.

He stood two steps away from Lu Ye, rubbed his chubby hands, and seeing that no one was paying attention, he approached Lu Ye with a flattering smile: "Brother Lu, hehe~"

Lu Ye swept his palm, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Huh?"

"Hey, please help."

The author has something to say: Hehe~ I haven’t had much time to read the comments recently, but I saw the thunder and nutrient solution voted by the girls, and some girls praised this book, so happy that I flew up! !