Dear, your style is wrong! [Quick Transmigration]

Following Li Hang's call, the crystal clear crystal with thousands of faces condensed out of thin air.

The wish system successfully linked the world, and did not scan Li Hang's entire experience as usual. It couldn't wait to ask Li Hang: [The host used the summoning opportunity so early, is it because the entire army was wiped out in the strategy mission, so I asked the wish system to rescue him? field? ] That tone of voice, the greeting in the conclusion can be used as a rippling tilde, so don't take too much gloat.

Li Hang ignored the wish system's provocation, he glanced at the wish system coldly, and went straight to the point. [The form of my wish must be told to you in the form of words, and then you will realize the wish for me.Can you give me the power to realize your wishes directly, and manipulate it according to my own ideas? ]

Li Hang's question came too strangely, and the wish system believed in its own guess even more, and it was too noisy.

[Does the host still remember, Article [-] of the wish system instruction manual, the host can use the right to summon the wish system only once in each novel world, the wish system can fulfill any wish for the host other than the strategy task, please use the summoning right carefully.Using the power of the wish system to assist in clearing missions is actually a violation of the rules.

However, the situation in this world is special. The wish system is unwilling to see the host fail in the strategy task and become a woman, so it can make an exception to help the host.For the sake of the host's physical and mental health, the wish system does not hesitate to violate the rules. Should the host know better about the wish system in the future?Don't always think about avoiding the strategy mission, it's a trial for the host to become a winner in life! 】The wish system had a rare opportunity to scold Li Hang, and talked a lot.The wish system still had a lot to say, but when it saw Li Hang's increasingly serious expression, it immediately faltered, shut up quickly, and gave Li Hang the power to directly interfere in the novel world.

[The wish system has opened some permissions belonging to the wish system to the host, and the host can use these functions by silently reading the "function menu" in his heart.Giving these functions to the host is already an exception, so the power handed over to the host will not be too much, please use it with caution. 】Li Hang summoned the function menu according to the instructions of the wish system.

This is a function menu belonging to the wish system, just like the menu of holographic online games, it appears in front of Li Hang on a virtual curved holographic screen.The host management functions in the function menu are all grayed out and unavailable. Li Hang can only use the "Adjust the novel world" function in the lower right corner.

[The host clicks on this function to see, as long as this function is used well, the host can become a winner in life in minutes. ] Li Hang, as the wish system said, tapped the air with his fingertips to open the function of adjusting the world of the novel.Under this function, it is subdivided into more than ten functional items, such as adjusting the character, memory, and favorability of the host, etc., which are located at the bottom of a long list of options, and there is also an option that can be customized.

The thousand-faced crystal of the wish system flew around Li Hang several times, and finally stopped on his shoulder.Looking at the appearance of the wish system, it can obviously also see Li Hang's menu, and it has the posture of acting as a staff member for Li Hang to guide the country.

Li Hang scanned the entire menu calmly, but unfortunately, he couldn't find the option to make the menu visible only to himself.As he touched the last custom function, he said to the wish system: [You seem to be very gloating about my inability to complete the strategy task, why don't you scan everything I have done? ]

The wish system is very guilty, but it is still stubborn. [The system is obviously concerned about the host, so there is no way to gloat.And the system was worried that if it went too deep, it would hurt the host's self-esteem, so it didn't pay attention to the host's strategy. ] Li Hang stared at the wish system for a while. The wish system was clearly afraid of being destroyed humanely by him after reading his black history, but it said it was giving him face.Under the gaze of Li Hang's terrifying eyes, the wish system still had room to think and lie to him, its courage was really getting bigger and bigger.This is not good news.Now the enemy is in the dark, if Li Hang can't fully control the wish system, he will suffer from the enemy.

Li Hang hid his convoluted thoughts under a calm expression, and he said to the wish system: [If you are concerned about my self-esteem being hurt, then you are completely overwhelmed, I have completed the strategy task, and it took 48 hours sky. ]

The wish system exclaimed, [How is this possible!How could the host do something that even the heroine couldn't do? ] With that said, it began to concentrate on scanning what Li Hang had done in this world and its radiation effects.

The attention of the wish system was diverted, Li Hang quickly activated the customization options, and quickly entered——

Lou Jiangyu, Qiao Yishan, Su Jingshan, Chu Tianyun, Chu Tianfeng, Ke Yongge... (the rest of the names are omitted here) are 14 people in total, and the aborigines in the novel world among them all sent me a text message to confess.

After pressing the confirm button, within a second, the menu gave feedback: command error.Followed by a long text description.

Summarizing the explanation of the wrong order, it means that the power Li Hang can control is not enough to distinguish whether these characters are the aborigines of the novel world.Not only the power that Li Hang can control can't do this, even if the remaining wish power of the wish system is used up, it can't be done.

This result was within Li Hang's expectations, but he couldn't give up if he didn't give it a try.

Li Hang's operation just now did not deplete the power given to him by the wish system. He erased the record of using the custom function, and turned his attention to the wish system that had not finished scanning.

This scan, the wish system took longer than ever before, and it took nearly 10 minutes before it came to its senses.

The wish system scanned it six times, and each time the result was the same bad scene, it looked at Li Hang in disbelief, 【Host, I didn't expect you to be such a person.Even the ex-boyfriend who scummed the heroine is not as scumbag as you are! ] Li Hang looked indifferent, [The first time I seriously completed the strategy mission was thirteen kills, isn't this the result you most want to see, and now you're blaming me as a scum instead. ]

The wish system was choked up by Li Hang.

Li Hang sighed, [If I were really a scumbag, I wouldn't have summoned you now.I asked you to modify the character's power, because I want to modify their memory, so that they think that my acquaintance with them is a relationship of friends, not a relationship of lovers.It's just that if I do this, there is a doubt that I need you to answer for me. ]

In fact, if it weren't for this raid mission, the wish system would not have known about it. It was deeply influenced by Shuangmu Xi, and Li Hang's image in its heart had always been very high. It simply couldn't accept that Li Hang became a completely self-interested scum.The wish system was convinced by Li Hang's words, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and its attitude towards Li Hang softened, [If the host has any questions, just ask. 】[According to the description of the strategy mission, I have successfully completed the strategy mission.But now I want to clear all the love emotions of the target of the strategy. Will this affect the strategy tasks I have completed. ]

As it was a major event in Li Hang's life, the wish system was particularly cautious. It calculated for a long time before giving Li Hang an answer. [The host has completed the strategy task, there are rules that must fulfill the obligation, and the host's gender cannot be tampered with.If it is dissatisfied with the host obliterating the follow-up bloody plot, and dares to violate the rules and attack the host, the system will definitely fight it desperately!The gender of the host is guarded by this wish system! 】The wish system guarded Li Hang to the death. Li Hang saw it, but he couldn't be honest with the wish system. He could only keep silent, and reached out to touch the thousand-faced crystal of the wish system to show his closeness.For things that should be calculated, Li Hang still has to continue to calculate with a hard heart.

With the help of the wish system, Li Hang drove out the important content of the memory modification of 13 people within an hour, and other details were completed by the wish system and the rules of existence.When the wish came true, Li Hang couldn't help the wish system to explain it, and directly threw it back into the wish space to stand by, not allowing it to interfere with the next hunting action.At this time, it was already [-]:[-] in the evening, and Li Hang welcomed the first guest.

It will be four or 10 minutes earlier than the agreed time. One can imagine how serious this person is.When Li Hang opened the door of his house, he saw the face he had imagined. He opened the door, made a gesture of welcome, and smiled at the visitor: "Ke Yongge, come in quickly."

When Ke Yongge came to Li Hang's house for the first time, the roots of his ears burned hotly, but when he walked through the hallway and came to the living room, his excited mood was immediately poured with cold water.Judging from the layout of the living room, you can tell that Li Hang's birthday is definitely not just for him.

Li Hang sighed helplessly, "I'm sorry. I didn't want to make such a big battle, but my cousin, Lou Jiangyu, the guy who got into the money hole and couldn't get out, he thinks birthday is a good time to expand and stabilize social interests. , let me hold a birthday party. I also fought for a long time before I gave up his idea of ​​holding a big party and decided to celebrate at home."

Ke Yongge is also an artist, so he naturally understands the significance of birthdays to artists. If he uses it well, it may be another good opportunity for the public to get in touch.Although he felt very sorry, Ke Yongge was also relieved, at least he still thought about it, he was the first to arrive, and he still had a little time to be alone. "You are the birthday star today. No matter what you do today, you are right. You don't need to apologize."

"Thank you." Li Hang fetched two goblets, "Champagne or juice?"

"Juice bar, I drove here."

The two sat down on the sofa and chatted for a while. Taking advantage of the good atmosphere, Ke Yongge put down the cup and handed the gift box to Li Hang, "Here, a birthday present prepared according to your request. Open it and have a look. "

The gift box was very delicately packaged, and it looked like a high-end product at first glance. Li Hang opened the gift box with full expectation, but saw a gift that didn't fit in the gift box, a bottle of safflower oil.Li Hang turned his head to look at Ke Yongge helplessly, and gave him a questioning look.

Ke Yongge raised his eyebrows, "Isn't this a gift that perfectly meets your requirements? On the day we met, on January 1, I was involved in a fight by you. I had a bad fever that day, and my whole body hurt from the beating. It took me a long time to go back and use it." The safflower oil just wiped away the bruises on my body. You asked me if I remember how we met, and you wanted the thing that impressed me the most when we met as a birthday present, I can only think of it.”

Li Hang raised his eyebrows. He took the safflower oil out of the gift box. He wrote "I met you on January 2022, 1" on the box of the safflower oil with a marker. It is a token of our friendship, and I will definitely pass it on to my son as a family heirloom."

Ke Yongge was amused by Li Hang, and said with a smile: "Don't be poor, safflower oil has a shelf life. Maybe this bottle of safflower oil will expire before your son is born. If it is a family heirloom, this One gift is more appropriate. Anyway, there is no rule that only one gift is allowed on a birthday." As he spoke, Ke Yongge took out another palm-sized box, which contained a valuable watch.

When the two talked back and forth, unconsciously, the ambiguous atmosphere between the two faded away little by little.In the end, Ke Yongge looked at Li Hang no longer as if he was staring at his beloved lover, but at his good buddy.When Ke Yongge gave his birthday present, he was no longer the original Ke Yongge...

After finishing a glass of juice, the second guest arrived at 35:[-].

Those who came so early, apart from Ke Yongge who was too serious, were Lou Jiangyu who wanted to use this private birthday party to build relationships.Lou Jiangyu had the key to Li Hang's apartment, and he had already come to the living room when Li Hang and Ke Yongge were not on guard.

Lou Jiangyu handed a brand new handheld to Li Hang, "When we met, you didn't even grow out your baby teeth. When I hugged you, you even wet my clothes. If you want to say the most impressive thing, definitely It was the diaper that didn't work. But you don't have the memory of that time, and I can't give you a pack of diapers on your birthday. On February 2 of the year before last, you told me that you wanted to be an artist, and that you would Now that you have become a big star, you must accept the advertising endorsement of the handheld device. In the future, you can go through the back door and get the handheld device that has not yet been released in advance. I am deeply impressed by your statement, and I will never forget it. This handheld device of yours, you must arrive It was only put on the market in April. My cousin is very loyal to you."

Holding the handheld, Li Hang couldn't put it down. He also wrote "February 2020, 2" on the back of the handheld with a marker, and said while writing, "That's right, my cousin is absolutely loyal to me." !"

After Lou Jiangyu delivered the gift, he squeezed between Li Hang and Ke Yongge, and started talking with Ke Yongge.Behind Lou Jiangyu, Li Hang gave Ke Yongge a helpless look, and lowered his head to ponder this fresh and hot handheld.

After a while, the third guest arrives.

What Su Jingshan gave Li Hang was a barrel of special brewed beer that he brewed himself. "On January 1 this year, we met in my bar. You sat next to me and ordered a glass of the bar's signature beer. I didn't have a good drink at the time, and I will definitely not be drunk today."

Li Hang signed "January 2022, 1" on the wine barrel, and he smiled at Su Jingshan, "Then I can only risk my life to accompany the gentleman."

The fourth and fifth guests arrive at the same time.

Chu Tianfeng and Chu Tianyun have a wide range of connections, and they all know everyone present.Chu Tianfeng's complexion was not very good, if Chu Tianyun hadn't comforted him, he would have almost walked away on the spot.It wasn't until they delivered the presents that their eccentric emotions subsided.Chu Tianyun, as a representative, told Li Hang about their gifts, "We became acquainted with a lady's evening dress that was vandalized. On January 1th, you came to our door to trouble us for the evening dress. Since then, our The connection became close. Together with my brother, I made you a modified version of the Scottish style men's skirt."

Li Hang gesticulated the skirt on his body very face-saving. The genius fashion designer is different. The color selection and tailoring of the skirt are smooth and not at all feminine. Even he, who has lingering fears about gender, thinks this skirt It should be worn by men, not women.

Dresses, unlike other gifts, are impossible to sign on them with a marker.Chu Tianyun moved closer to Li Hang, and turned out the lining on one side of the skirt. "Don't worry, I've already fixed the commemorative label for you. January 2022, 1, it's here."

In an unassuming corner, a white label has a date embroidered with needlework, January 2022, 1.

Chu Tianyun frowned, "Why did I embroider it as January 1?"

Li Hang hung up the men's skirt on a hanger, and hung it in a conspicuous place in the living room. "January 1 is also very meaningful. At that time, I figured out the real reason why the evening dress was broken, and I went to apologize to you. It was really good that you were willing to forgive me at that time, otherwise I would miss two good friend."

The sixth to tenth guests... Li Hang also didn't notice any abnormalities.

Until No.11 guest, Qiao Yishan.

Qiao Yishan arrived at the scene at eight o'clock on time.

Like everyone else, when he confirmed that Li Hang did not invite him alone, he showed a slight displeasure.This is a matter of course. The people who were originally expecting a date in the world of two people suddenly turned into a group of people celebrating their birthday. Those who would feel happy are definitely heartless to the realm of harmony between man and nature.

Qiao Yishan was not a very emotional person, he couldn't shake his face like Chu Tianfeng, but Li Hang could read Qiao Yishan's slight dissatisfaction from Qiao Yishan's calm expression.At this time, in fact, Li Hang is about to dispel his doubts about him. It is impossible for Mr.M not to know that he invited all the capture targets to the birthday party. If Qiao Yishan is Mr.M, his acting skills can definitely be called uncanny workmanship.Li Hang did not believe that such miraculous acting skills could exist in the real world.

When Qiao Yishan took out the gift he gave to Li Hang, Li Hang was a little absent-minded thinking about other things, which of the remaining three people was the prey he wanted to catch?Or maybe Mr.M has left this world?Or is there a loophole in his plan, and Mr. M has successfully concealed it?

Qiao Yishan gave Li Hang a CD as a gift, "I heard about you before you debuted as an artist. But speaking of our meeting, it should be in the first episode of "The Long Laughing Knife". First cooperation. On July 7 last year, the makeup of "Long Laughing Knife" was finalized..."

Before Qiao Yishan finished speaking, Li Hang stretched out his hand to him. Li Hang staggered the CD that Qiao Yishan handed over, and firmly held Qiao Yishan's wrist. Li Hang smiled and showed his white teeth, "I caught you , Mr. M."

Qiao Yishan was captured, he neither broke free from Li Hang's grip in a panic, nor tried to make up a lie to deceive him, he just looked at Li Hang calmly.Qiao Yishan raised his eyebrows slightly until a reminder sounded in his ear, and made an exaggerated expression of sudden realization. He sincerely admired: "Li Hang, you are really amazing. I know you will find me sooner or later." , I just didn't expect it to be so fast."

Other people present noticed that the atmosphere between Li Hang and Qiao Yishan was not right. Qiao Yishan had no sense of being a prey at all, so he calmly reminded Li Hang, "Let's talk in another place."

Li Hang didn't care about explaining to others, he kept holding Qiao Yishan's wrist tightly and led him to the bedroom.Li Hang closed the door and locked it, and even Lou Jiangyu, who strongly demanded to enter the house and did not hesitate to threaten Li Hang's dark history, was turned away by him.

Li Hang looked at Qiao Yishan fiercely, "Tell me, who are you?"

Qiao Yishan was the first person who intentionally suppressed Li Hang with his eyes, but he was not frightened at all. He could even look Li Hang in the eyes, bargaining with Li Hang with ease, "I can promise you, in the frank Before my identity, I will never sneak away halfway. For the sake of my cooperation, can you tell me how you found me?"

Li Hang sneered, "Then let you die more clearly."

Before Li Hang rewrote the memories of the harem of 14 people, he had already done the foreshadowing work.Li Hang asked them for a birthday gift, which must be a gift triggered by the opportunity of their meeting or becoming acquainted with him. Li Hang also told them that when he received the gift, he would use a permanent marker to sign the gift. or date of marriage.

At Li Hang's request, no matter what happened, when they gave Li Hang a gift, they would definitely mention that special date.When they uttered the first word of the special date, it was an opportunity for the modified version of memory written by Li Hang himself to replace their original memory.The date they mentioned was not the date in their original memory, but the date modified by Li Hang.

And this date is exactly where Li Hang made a fuss.

Li Hang deliberately summoned the wish system when the birthday party was approaching. When he wrote the new memory of the first encounter, he used the excuse that there was not enough time and filled in the date casually.The wish system foolishly believed that Li Hang had no time to think about the time of new memories, but who knew that those time settings were carefully set by Li Hang.

After Li Hang finished writing all the new memories, he dug a hole for the wish system with a dispensable attitude, [Those dates and some plots are filled in by me, in case these settings violate the logic of the world] If so, will there be an irreparable BUG? ]

[Hosts don’t have to worry, when you edited their memories, you didn’t rewrite them every day, you just removed the ambiguous elements of the plot and added a description of how they developed into friends.The other parts will be completed by the power of the wish system and the rules of existence.The same is true for the BUG in the new memory, which will be corrected into a reasonable existence by the wish system and the rules of existence. 】[When old and new memories alternate, they are telling me about my relationship with them.In such a short time, it is already difficult to alternate memories. If there is a bug, will it cause confusion to their memories? ]

[The host thinks too much, even if there is a bug in the new memory they received, we will process it within 10 milliseconds. With a processing speed of 0.01 second, with human perception, there is no abnormality at all. ] Li Hang was dubious, [Really?Then I want to experiment. ]

He used the memory modification function to modify the memory of his character: On February 2th, Li Hang took a photo with the Statue of Liberty in New York.

This memory is definitely a bug, because on February 2th, he was working hard at a photography base in a certain mountain valley in China. He couldn't eat well and sleep well, and he was almost exhausted.

When Li Hang pressed the button to confirm the modification, the modified memory was immediately transmitted to him in the form of voice in his brain.

The reminder in the brain of the BUG repair was long overdue, reaching Li Hang's brain five seconds later than the BUG memory.

Li Hang teased the wish system, [Is this the processing speed you said is so fast? ]

The wish system was dissatisfied and protested: [How can this be compared.The host is not an aborigine in the novel world, and it is impossible for us to directly interfere with your memory.The new memory for repairing the bug must go through several rounds of translation before it can be communicated to the host, and this process will definitely be time-consuming. 】The wish system would never have thought that this flaw is exactly what Li Hang dreamed of.

就比如柯永歌脱口而出的1月7日，其实李航写的是1月6日。1月6日是柯永歌父亲的忌日，每年这个时候他都会在墓地呆上一整天，按照逻辑，他是绝对不可能在1月6日和李航一起被人追着打的。

Similarly, the dates Li Hang wrote to other people all have bugs carefully set by him.These BUGs are all for the mission of the Raiders, and he asked the detectives to find out the information that their ancestors had mastered during the [-]th generation.At that time, he asked detectives to investigate just to know himself and the enemy. He really didn't expect that intelligence could be used in this way.

Li Hang is full of anticipation, someone will blurt out the date of the unrepaired BUG under the reminder of the new memory——

Qiao Yishan did not disappoint him, and blurted out July 7th.

On July 2021, 7, Li Hang was speeding and was detained at the police station for a day of education. It is impossible for him to appear at the shooting scene of the makeup photo of "The Long Laughing Knife".

When Li Hang talked about his entrapment plan, he spoke very quickly, and some key points were not explained clearly, but this did not prevent Qiao Yishan from following Li Hang's train of thought.But that's not what Qiao Yishan wanted to hear. How smart he was, he had already roughly guessed what trick Li Hang was using when he heard the prompt for the second bug fix.

Qiao Yishan repeated the question seriously, "How did you find me?"

Qiao Yishan's question did not refer to Li Hang's specific method to find him out, but how Li Hang became aware of his existence.Qiao Yishan always felt that she was covering it up very well, thinking that Li Hang would have to go through at least three or five more worlds before realizing the abnormality.Qiao Yishan couldn't help being curious, Li Hang was able to catch him quietly in this world, when did Li Hang notice him?

Li Hang pursed his lips and remained silent. When he described his plan to trap Qiao Yishan, he had been observing Qiao Yishan's performance.

Qiao Yishan behaved differently from anyone else, he stared at Li Hang very intently, as if his eyes could not accommodate anyone else in this world except Li Hang.This feeling is really too weird...

Qiao Yishan saw that Li Hang didn't answer him and didn't force him, so he pointed to his face. "This face is not mine, but the name belongs to me. I am from the real world like you, and I am Qiao Yishan."

Li Hang frowned, a ridiculous thought suddenly occurred to him. "You know this world is a novel world, right? It is said that the character of Qiao Yishan was written by the author Xiao Xiang, a certain actor, and even the name is directly borrowed from that actor's name. You are going to tell me now that you are an ordinary People, just happen to have the same name and surname as that actor?"

Qiao Yishan didn't speak, he waited for Li Hang's conclusion.

Li Hang's face turned black, and he talked to himself to overthrow his own inference. "No, it shouldn't be like this. It is absolutely impossible for an ordinary person to gather so much power to follow me from world to world. Qiao Yishan, you pervert, from which world did you start to follow me?!"

Qiao Yishan didn't want to be dragged into the blacklist by Li Hang. Seeing that Li Hang had started to make up his mind in a bad direction, he interrupted Li Hang's thoughts in time, "At this time, shouldn't you be concerned about me following you first? purpose?"

Li Hang: "..."

As a film king sought after by thousands of people, it is really good to admit that he is a stalker, and he is also a fanatical stalker of men of the same gender with fierce eyes...

Li Hang gritted his teeth bitterly, but he still followed Qiao Yishan's words, "Why are you following me?"

After all, Li Hang could find Qiao Yishan, but he couldn't control him.Qiao Yishan is willing to take the initiative to bring this up, and Li Hang doesn't need to waste the opportunity to collect enemy intelligence.