Dear, your style is wrong! [Quick Transmigration]

No matter how shaken Situ Mingchen's heart was, his body texted Li Hang very honestly, agreeing to Li Hang's date invitation.Li Hang acted very aggressively and set the date at nine o'clock the next morning, at the apartment that Situ Mingchen resold to him.

Li Hang set the appointment time so hastily, in order not to give Situ Mingchen too much room to think, to firmly control the rhythm of the strategy in his hands, and at the same time not to waste the time during the prohibition period.His reasons for setting the date at the apartment are also very simple. First, after he learned that he was being monitored by Situ Mingchen, he checked the house thoroughly. The security and confidentiality are not bad; second, he is currently under ground Unable to go out during the period.

How could Situ Mingchen know Li Hang's idea of ​​being a scumbag? He looked at the text messages Li Hang replied to him. Made up a lot.For example, Li Hang tied him up to play, for example, he wore cat ears and climbed on all fours, and Li Hang whipped him behind, for example, teachers and students banned role-playing, and for example, Li Hang forced him to wear women's swimsuits and other extremely dirty games.

In the end, Situ Mingchen covered his congested nose and told himself firmly in his heart that if Li Hang asked him to play this kind of game, he would definitely reject Li Hang with righteous words!

However, the date did not go as Situ Mingchen imagined——

Situ Mingchen's hairstyle was carefully done, he was dressed in a neat suit, and holding a bouquet of flowers in his arms, he rang the doorbell of Li Hang's house full of anticipation.Li Hang, who sent out the date invitation, has a completely different style of painting. As always, he is wearing the casual pullover that Situ Mingchen often sees in the surveillance cameras, and a pair of warm cotton slippers with cute big dogs on his feet. He gave Situ Ming When Chen opened the door, there was still a stuffed and thin-skinned meat bun dangling from his mouth. The image could not be more homely.

Situ Mingchen handed the flowers in his arms to Li Hang a little stiffly, "Send your flowers."

Li Hang finished the meat buns in twos and thanked Situ Mingchen, took the flowers generously, and led him into the house.Li Hang neither ridiculed Situ Mingchen nor humiliated him. Li Hang's calm attitude towards Situ Mingchen finally eased Situ Mingchen's embarrassment a little.

After the apartment was owned by Li Hang, it was renovated again, and the layout of the house changed a lot from before.But for Situ Mingchen, he is so familiar with the layout of the apartment that he can walk with his eyes closed.

Li Hang brought Situ Mingchen to the living room. On the tea table were basically a few scripts in separate volumes. Situ Mingchen took a few more glances at these scripts. Before he went out this morning, he checked the surveillance as a routine. on the table.Situ Mingchen turned his head to watch a certain classic scene repeated on the TV, and felt that he understood something.

Li Hang's words verified Situ Mingchen's thoughts, he said: "I have just accepted a new film, but my acting skills are not good, I am afraid of delaying the filming, and I am currently studying."

Situ Mingchen seemed to see all kinds of PLAY grow snow-white wings and fly away, and his heart was broken.

Li Hang did not take a seat on the sofa, but sat down cross-legged on the plush carpet very casually. He took out one of the scripts that was pressed under the paper, which was a confidentiality agreement for the content of the script.Li Hang pushed the agreement in front of Situ Mingchen, and gave Situ Mingchen the final blow in a very trusting tone, "Mingchen, can you teach me?"

Tomorrow morning, tomorrow morning, tomorrow morning...

Situ Mingchen replayed what Li Hang called him many times in his mind, and his broken heart was glued together again, and he came back to life again.Situ Mingchen comforted himself from the bottom of his heart. Although the teachers and students had one less play, he finally got what he wanted, and he was able to show his acting skills in front of Li Hang, which was very impressive.Situ Mingchen took off his suit jacket and neat tie, imitating Li Hang, and sat cross-legged by the coffee table.He signed a non-disclosure agreement in triplicate, pressed his fingerprints, and looked at Li Hang softly. "I teach you."

Situ Mingchen is an old drama player, and he is very insightful about details such as stances, movements, pauses in lines, and tone of voice during filming.Li Hang has a good sense of perception. Although his eyes are fierce and cannot be changed, he has also mastered many practical tips, and he is also decent when facing Situ Mingchen's lines.

The two of them did not give formal lectures. During the process of interactive teaching between you and me, some digressions were interspersed from time to time.

For example, when the atmosphere of the chat was just right and Li Hang had a drink, he casually asked Situ Mingchen, "When do you usually watch the surveillance?"

Situ Mingchen was a little dizzy from Li Hang, and he blurted out, "When I'm free."

Li Hang always felt that this answer seemed to be very bad. He tentatively said: "I may not be at home when you are free. What's so interesting about an empty apartment."

Situ Mingchen was very honest, telling all the good things he had done, "Usually I would point the surveillance at the door of the bathroom and the door of the house, and then review the edited and treasured videos."

"..." As soon as Li Hang learned that he was being monitored, he immediately checked the private space such as the bathroom. There was no camera installed in that humid environment, but he was still careless, and there was an extremely hidden surveillance The camera is waiting for him in the bathroom.

Situ Mingchen got drunk from drinking, his complexion was ruddy, his eyes were slightly squinted and he smiled like a noble and elegant cat, Your Majesty, "Do you want to know what I will do when I watch the treasured video?"

"I don't want to know." Li Hang flatly refused.

Situ Mingchen didn't hear Li Hang's rejection at all. He stared into Li Hang's eyes, licked his lips sexyly, and said hoarsely, "I'll masturbate to your video."

After five seconds of dead silence, Li Hang said slowly, "Pervert."

Situ Mingchen was not actually drunk, he just used his slightly drunkenness to embolden himself to confess himself to Li Hang, his eyebrows lowered, his thick eyelashes trembling uncontrollably.

However, Li Hang didn't seem to notice Situ Mingchen's abnormality. He pointed to a certain scene in the script and asked very naturally: "What kind of actions should be used here to express emotions?"

The topic once again brought up acting teaching.

After several digressions, Li Hang concluded a completely different Situ Mingchen from the novel.

Situ Mingchen peeped at the heroine, got spiritual cleansing, and finally confessed to the heroine because of guilt, leaving only a side photo of the heroine crying, and all other videos were destroyed.When the object of voyeurism was changed to Li Hang, Situ Mingchen, who had never experienced any setbacks since birth, was deeply shocked by Li Hang's horrifying eyes. The post was out of control, until Situ Mingchen had saved several tons of high-definition videos of Li Hang on a computer that was not connected to the Internet, and would take it out from time to time to masturbate.If Li Hang hadn't taken the initiative to find Situ Mingchen, he would have kept the secret of voyeurism until he died of old age.

For such an answer, Li Hang was speechless besides being speechless.

But having said that, Li Hang didn't have much ill feeling towards Situ Mingchen's M-shattering idiot behavior.The reason is simple, if you have encountered many times from different men and women "please spit on me", "please whip me", "please trample on my penis", "please use burning cigarette butts on me Put a stamp" and other requests, you will get used to people with this kind of fetish.Although their ideas do not conform to the mainstream, their existence is reasonable. Li Hang himself does not accept this kind of habit, but he can understand people with this kind of habit.

Situ Mingchen was completely honest with Li Hang, and he naturally cared about Li Hang's opinion of him. When he sensitively realized that Li Hang didn't dislike him, he really relaxed.Before I knew it, the whole day passed.It was past nine o'clock in the evening when Situ Mingchen said goodbye to Li Hang.

Li Hang sent Situ Mingchen out of the house, and Situ Mingchen finally plucked up the courage to say to Li Hang: "I like you, because you are the only one in this world who cares about the real me. Others just follow my hypocritical appearance. Didn't understand me."

His deep voice is very nice, full of affection, and a bit evil and crazy, which makes people's heart beat faster.

Seeing Li Hang staring at him, Situ Mingchen touched his nose uncomfortably, and his voice returned to calm, "This line, if you pronounce it in this tone, it will be more in line with the character's image."

Li Hang raised his eyebrows, "Can I understand that you are using the lines in my script to confess to me?"

Being directly challenged by Li Hang, Situ Mingchen simply smashed the jar, "Yes, where is your answer."

Li Hang didn't answer directly, but made a detour, "I hope you can give me some time to think about it before I give you an answer."

Not being rejected, Situ Mingchen kindled some hope, and he said very solemnly: "How long is a period of time."

"February 2." Li Hang said.

There is only less than a month until February 2th. This day is the day before Valentine's Day, and it is also Li Hang's birthday in this world. Li Hang is probably giving him a hint.Situ Mingchen felt that his heart was about to explode, and he looked at Li Hang with bright eyes, "Okay, I'll wait for your answer."

When Situ Mingchen left in a daze, Li Hang left the last sentence, "We can't let a third person know about our affairs."

Prey [-], Situ Mingchen, complete strategy.

If the wish system is by Li Hang's side, it will definitely shout at Li Hang [The host has a conspiracy! 】According to the strategy guide, Li Hang only needs to get the character's true confession to complete the strategy. After the strategy task is completed, Li Hang doesn't need to worry about the feelings of the target, just refuse the confession.Even if Li Hang is afraid that the capture target will fail in courtship, blackening will hinder his capture mission, he only needs to temporarily stabilize the target, and there is no need to arrange the reply time on such a special day.

However, Li Hang didn't have a summoning wish system, it still stayed in its wish space, anxiously thinking about the tragic scene where the host's strategy was repeatedly defeated by Waterloo, and finally turned into a woman.

After conquering Situ Mingchen, Li Hang just ended his grounding.

The first thing Li Hang did after his sentence was released was to follow Lou Jiangyu to apologize to Ke Yongge.However, where did Li Hang apologize? He took advantage of the private conversation between Lou Jiangyu and Ke Yongge's agent to get rid of his assistant's stalking, and put Ke Yongge in a corner where no one was paying attention.Ke Yongge had no expression on his face, but his red ears betrayed his emotions. He was indeed the purest one in the heroine's harem. He kept a guarded posture, glared at Li Hang fiercely, and said in a very bad tone, "Do you want to do it?" What."

"I like you." Li Hang maintained a wall-dong posture.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Haven't we reached a consensus? Let's just pretend that it never happened!" Ke Yongge was about to explode.

"That's not my true wish. I like you, the kind of liking I want to have sex with you. What's your answer?" Li Hang pressed hard.

Ke Yongge was forced to stutter by Li Hang, "You you you..."

Even Li Scumbag couldn't bear this kind of expression of innocence, but his heart was already darkened.Li Hang deliberately leaned close to Ke Yongge's ear, and whispered in his ear, "I won't force you either, you can give me an answer on February 2th."

Ke Yongge blurted out, "Aren't you afraid that I will ruin your birthday?" As soon as he finished speaking, Ke Yongge covered his mouth with his hand and didn't say another word.

Li Hang calmly pulled the distance away, and said in a flirtatious tone like Situ Mingchen taught him to read the lines: "You who walk alone like a lone wolf in the show business circle, unexpectedly know when my birthday is. You care about me."

"Who, who cares about you!" Ke Yongge's voice rose unconsciously.

Li Hang made a silent gesture on his lips, "Shh! Do you want others to know that we are whispering here?"

Ke Yongge suddenly fell silent.

"I don't want to lose the opportunity to pursue love because of interests." Li Hang held back his frivolous smile and said solemnly to Ke Yongge, "No matter what your answer is, I promise that I will not threaten your acting with my pursuit of you." Career. I just hope you can promise me not to let your agent control your thoughts. My confession to you is a secret between the two of us. It is still early on February 2th, and you have plenty of time to think about it Know your own heart."

Taking advantage of the right atmosphere, Li Hang wanted to kiss Ke Yongge again.But this time Ke Yongge was already on guard, he pushed Li Hang away, "I will consider what you said." After speaking, he hopped away like a rabbit.

Lou Jiangyu didn't know about the private conversation between Li Hang and Ke Yongge, and only thought that Ke Yongge's matter was resolved smoothly.Now there is still some time before the filming of Li Hang's new film as the leading actor, Li Hang's current job is to keep up with various announcements, to become fans and fans.

Even though Li Hang was busy, he did not give up his strategy plan.

Li Hang would occasionally go to the store of the twins, Chu Tianfeng and Chu Tianyun, for consumption. After going back and forth, his relationship with the twins became closer, even though his elder brother Chu Tianfeng still didn't give him good looks, but His status in the hearts of the twins is self-evident.

One day Li Hang came to the clothing store to take the handmade suit that Chu Tianyun gave him. Chu Tianyun invited him to the third floor which is not open to customers. Airline invitation.Li Hang's ability to step into the twins' private territory basically means that the strategy is completed.

However, this time Li Hang was unlucky, he received a call from a love song prince.

After Li Hang went to Su Jingshan's bar, he never had anything to say.Li Hang knew that Su Jingshan would find a way to find him sooner or later, so there was no need to be too courteous to Su Jingshan, so after he saved Su Jingshan's phone number in his phone, he kept Su Jingshan aside.The consequence of not caring about it is that it collides with the twins' strategies.

Under the gaze of the twins, Li Hang answered the phone very calmly, "Hello."

"Li Hang, I'm Su Jingshan." Li Hang had just participated in an exciting variety show before. When the field controller was debugging the sound effects of the scene, he just received a call from Lou Jiangyu and had to turn the volume to the maximum. After the phone call, Li Hang forgot to adjust the volume back to the normal volume. As a result, the twins could hear the voice from the microphone clearly in the quiet space.

Li Hang wanted to find another place to continue making calls, but the twins tacitly stopped them. Their intentions were very clear, and Li Hang had to finish the call in front of them.No way, Su Jingshan's tone was so unusual that the twins had to pay attention.Li Hang weighed it. If he missed this opportunity, it would be very difficult for him to attack Su Jingshan again. He could not interrupt the communication, nor could he cause conflicts in the communication.However, Li Hang was not anxious at all. He pretended to think for a while, and then said to the microphone: "It's Mr. Su, hello. I still remember the special brewed beer in your bar, which is very delicious. What can I do for you?" something?"

Su Jingshan whispered: "I wrote a love song for you. I want to put this song in my new album which will be released on February 2th."

Before Li Hang could reply, the receiver heard a clear and clear sound of picking a string, which was the sound of a guitar.Su Jingshan's highly recognizable voice slowly sounded——

"When we met

you sit beside me

unburned cigarette

kiss your mouth

I am deeply fascinated by you

light your cigarette

Light your cigarette—"

This song sounds like a typical Su Jingshan composition style, and the melody is very pleasant. Even with such magical lyrics, it does not damage the beautiful melody of this song at all, and there is actually a strange sense of harmony.

However, Li Hang couldn't continue listening, "That's enough. Mr. Su, I agree with you to put this song in your new album, but only if you change the lyrics!"

Su Jingshan was shocked by a piercing guitar sound, "If you change the lyrics, this song will lose its soul."

Li Hang snorted, "Changing the lyrics will lose the soul, how is that possible."

Su Jingshan plucked the strings again, "If you don't believe me, I'll sing it for you. Han Zemu wrote the lyrics."

Hearing the name Han Zemu, Li Hang's heart beat a little faster. This is one of the heroine's harems, a gold medal lyricist, a gold medal screenwriter, and one of the behind-the-scenes masters in the entertainment industry.

Even if Li Hang didn't want to listen again, this time he had to listen. It was about Han Zemu's information, so Li Hang couldn't just ignore it.Under the twins' increasingly hostile eyes, Li Hang said bravely, "I really want to listen to Han Zemu's lyrics."

Su Jingshan sang it again.

As expected of Han Zemu, the lyrics he wrote are hundreds of times more beautiful than those written by Su Jingshan, and they are catchy and easy to remember.However, it is very strange that the melody is still the melody that Su Jingshan sang just now. When he sings the lyrics written by Han Zemu, he loses that special feeling. It is not as good as the straightforward lyrics written by Su Jingshan himself.For this weird combination of lyrics and music, Li Hang could only say nothing.

After singing a verse, Su Jingshan stopped, "You understand now, this song is the miracle of my love for you, it has a soul, and the other lyrics are not worthy of this song at all. Li Hang, I love you You, please associate with me!"

The expressions of the twins were so horrifying that they were about to stab someone with a knife.The twins' thoughts on Li Hang, the result can be guessed from the emotions they showed.Now that Su Jingshan speaks the confession line, the strategy mission has been successfully completed, and he has lost his use value.Li Hang's most sensible approach should be to explicitly reject Su Jingshan's courtship, and shift the focus of the strategy to the twins.Although it was very scumbag to do so, Li Hang was already a scumbag, and he didn't mind being a little more scumbag.

However, Li Hang did not flatly reject Su Jingshan's confession. Under the shadow of the twins' terrifying aura, he calmly said to Su Jingshan: "Mr. Su, if I remember correctly, we only met once. Although it was love at first sight It sounds romantic, but we don't know each other well, and I can't give you an answer right now."

Su Jingshan's voice became anxious, "I will tell you everything you want to know."

"Calm down, Mr. Su. Even if you know someone, it's impossible to understand them right away. I need time."

"How long will it take you?"

Li Hang's words are poor.

"I'll wait until the day your new album is released. February 2th, that's the limit of my patience."

Li Hang sighed, "Okay, just February 2th."

"Thank you." Su Jingshan used his pregnant voice to seduce Li Hang again, "Li Hang, can you call me by my name directly, or you can call me Jingshan more intimately."

"Okay, Su Jingshan. I have to think about whether the love song you wrote for me will be included in the new album, and I will reply to you after a while." Li Hang hung up the phone resolutely.

The twins were nearly murderous in rage.

A few days ago, Li Hang beat Ke Yongge strongly, but now he was punished. Chu Tianfeng and Chu Tianyun beat him from left to right, and the room temperature dropped to freezing point.Even Chu Tianyun, who usually behaved harmlessly, was now murderous, "Li Hang, do you know that what you did just now was cheating."

Li Hang looked puzzled, "I haven't dated yet, why did I cheat on you? And I delayed replying to Su Jingshan, not to get along with him. I don't understand Su Jingshan's current situation at all, and I don't know how to refuse rashly." What consequences will he cause, so I want to delay the reply to stabilize him, and then report the love song to the agent. There is a lot of prejudice against homosexuality in the mainstream media now. If something goes wrong, my acting career will definitely suffer. Big blow."

Li Hang's explanation was very reasonable, and Chu Tianyun gradually calmed down.

However, Chu Tianfeng was not so easy to dismiss. He looked at Li Hang coldly, "You say you have no relationship, and you care so much about the mainstream media's evaluation of you. Are you going to dump me and Tianyun?"

Li Hang said out of conscience: "My orientation is homosexual, but I have an agreement with my manager that I cannot disclose my sexual orientation to the public. But why don't I remember that I had a relationship with your brothers, and from what you said, I was at the same time. With your two brothers?"

Chu Tianyun looked at Li Hang tenderly, and said softly to his brother: "Brother, Li Hang must have not noticed the note we put in the pocket of the suit. It may be just a misunderstanding that he followed us to the third floor."

"What note?" Li Hang has been busy circling between the heroine's harem, so he has no time to check whether there is anything in the pocket of the suit. It is just a prop to attack the twins, and he really didn't find the existence of the note.

Chu Tianyun still had that gentle look, "It's the note we confessed to you. If you agree to our confession, we invite you to have sex on the third floor today. If you agree to our invitation, it means you accept our confession ; If you cannot accept our feelings, just reject our invitation directly."

"..." Li Hang stared at Chu Tianyun, he couldn't believe his ears, "Did I hear some terrible words just now?"

"What?" Chu Tianyun still had that innocent expression.

"Upstairs..."

"Go upstairs and have sex." Chu Tianyun said calmly, not too natural and dark.

Cold sweat broke out on Li Hang's back, oh my god, I almost had a virginity crisis just now, Su Jingshan's call came so timely.However, after thinking about it, this may be the result of the ubiquitous Mr. M's push to remind him.

Li Hang cleaned up his bad mood, and solemnly said to the twins: "I only know about your confession to me now, can you let me think about it?"

Chu Tianfeng stabbed him with words, "Are you like Su Jingshan, you are here to delay our time again."

"I have always thought that you and I are good friends, and I don't want to reply perfunctorily to my good friend."

Chu Tianfeng sneered, "Since you are good friends, then show your sincerity. On February 2, invite us to the same place as Su Jingshan, and you will answer us later."

Chu Tianfeng wanted to protest, but it happened to help Li Hang.Not only did he survive the chastity crisis safely, but he also achieved his goal.

"Okay. February 2th."

After the chastity crisis that Li Hang invisibly resolved, Li Hang's strategy missions have advanced by leaps and bounds like a rocket.As for whether there is a mysterious person involved in this, Li Hang doesn't know, his only goal is to attack the attack.

With the halo of the heroine and the original guide of the novel, the eleven harems basically restore the plot of the novel and complete the guide.

It was Lou Jiangyu and Qiao Yishan whose halo of the heroine had failed, and the strategy was a bit more troublesome. Li Hang put these two people in the final strategy.As a result, after removing the halo of the heroine, these two people are not so difficult to attack.

Regarding Lou Jiangyu, Li Hang tried many methods, but he still couldn't get rid of this cousin who fell into the eyes of money.Li Hang realized very clearly that after leaving the halo of the heroine, the only way to attack Lou Jiangyu was to lengthen the battle line. It's embarrassing but it works.

Under the high-pressure work that Lou Jiangyu assigned Li Hang, Li Hang went on strike to protest, imitating the temper of the young master in the original text, rolling on the bed. "Cousin, you don't even love me anymore. You've given me so much work, I'm going to be exhausted!"

"How can I not love you, my cousin has always loved you very much. The person I love the most in the whole world is Li Hang." Comrade Lou Bapi confessed to Li Hang in shameless words, "I will give the best The resources are all spent on you, am I still not good enough for you?"

Even if there are rules that do not recognize Lou Jiangyu's confession and veto it as a true confession, Li Hang can still use Lou Jiangyu's true love for money as an excuse to argue that his money tree is Lou Jiangyu's true love.Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Li Hang calmly got out of bed to wash up, "Oh, so you love me. Since you love me, February 2th is my birthday. Don't arrange work for me on that day. I want to celebrate my birthday. Cousin, you Be there too."

Lou Jiangyu: "..."

The heroine in the harem who surprised Li Hang the most was Qiao Yishan.

Li Hang always felt that Qiao Yishan was a tough nut to crack, so he put him at the end of the strategy.

Li Hang's new play is finally determined to be two kissing scenes.Qiao Yishan, who has always been serious and responsible for filming, rarely asked Li Hang to borrow a seat to film a kiss scene, but in fact he would not kiss.

Li Hang seized the opportunity to ask Qiao Yishan, "What do you mean?"

Before Li Hang started the strategy, Qiao Yishan lay down on his own initiative. "I like you and don't want to see you kissing other women in front of me."

Qiao Yishan confessed his love, but he didn't ask Li Hang for an answer. As agreed on February 2, Li Hang invited him as a birthday celebration.

As agreed on February 2, all the harem got exactly the same time and place, at 13:[-] p.m., at Li Hang's home.

At six o'clock that night, everyone hadn't visited yet.

Sitting in the living room full of gifts, Li Hang summoned the wish system that he hadn't seen for a long time——