Please follow the doctor's advice

It's winter, my mother called me and told me she missed me, and asked me how I was doing recently, and if you want to send me some sauerkraut, then I must!For things like sauerkraut, the family pickles it in the same flavor. It’s not that the ones made at school are not delicious, but I’m used to my mother’s pickled ones, so I really miss that bite.

A few days later, my mother called again to say that the postal parcel was delivered, and it was almost here, and repeatedly told me to pick it up immediately when it arrived at school, because she sealed it in a plastic jar, so I had to change it to the one I used to Take it to the crock pot at the school and put it outside, otherwise it will deteriorate.

I can't wait to eat dumplings with sauerkraut!

On this day, I estimated that the package should arrive, so I ran to the mail room to look for it.The mailroom of our school corresponds to a cabinet for each department, which is well organized and not dirty at all. I quickly found my package and a letter next to it.

The column of the recipient reads: Xu Yiren.

The small characters in the ballpoint pen are delicate, and it looks like it was written by a girl.

Yo, who is it?What do you mean, why are there still people jumping in line!I haven't got the moon near the water tower here, yet another one popped up out of nowhere!

I made a registration at the mail collection place and took them away together, looking at the sun over and over again on the road.The inside looks like a normal folded paper, unlike a hidden weapon with bomb gas or something, I have no reason to convince myself to help him open the letter-of course I know it is illegal to open other people's letters, but how can I have a reason? How does it feel when someone else makes a wedding dress?I shouldn't have taken it then!If I don't take it, he may not be able to remember to go to the mailroom for a month or two!Moreover, several other people in our dormitory bought things with the kind of courier that was either sent upstairs or delivered to people. No one would visit the mail room at all.

That's right, I shouldn't have taken it, can I still send it back now?With this letter, I lost all the joy of receiving sauerkraut!

Besides, the woman who wrote the letter is also wonderful, who still sends letters now?Wouldn't it be over if you want to "date" and just send a photo?Take a step back and be more tactful. It’s okay for everyone to call and discuss it?It is necessary to use this kind of curve to save the country to deepen the impression. Is it normal-looking?Anyway, I have never heard of any super beautiful woman chasing boys and writing letters.

The handwriting is not bad, but the handwriting has nothing to do with the person's appearance, otherwise how could I be so handsome?Xu Yiren's handwriting is not like him either, he looks gentle, but his handwriting is sharp and sharp, it can be seen that this woman looks like that.

I turned it over and looked at the postmarks. Both stamps said "Shencheng".Could it be that he was looking for him to renew the relationship and recall the glorious past?The stamp is not very clear, I haven't been out of school very much, I don't know which piece of stamp the other one is, but it must be Shen Cheng.That's even more weird, in a city, do swan geese pass on books?Well, I must know that I have no role, and I am afraid that it will be ugly if I am rejected in person.

All in all, ugly people do more mischief, I'm sure!

Xu Yiren's usual taste is much higher than mine, I can tell that she is not good, how could Xu Yiren not see it?Thinking about it this way, I was relieved a lot, and happily went back to the dormitory with the sauerkraut box in my arms.

Xu Yiren came back before the lights were turned off at night, and I asked, "Brother Xu, has anyone written you a love letter?"

Xu Yiren turned his head and stared at me for a second, looked me up and down vigilantly and quickly, focused on my hand, then regained his composure, and said calmly, "Isn't it normal?"

I:"……"

Well, after all, Qian Fan will not be blinded by sweet words after all.I took out the letter from the bookshelf and handed it to him: "Here, here you are."

Xu Yiren was originally sitting on a three-legged iron stool, but when he heard this, he suddenly stood up, staring straight at me.At that moment, I felt that my intention to open the letter privately seemed to be discovered by him, and I quickly explained: "I went to the mail room to get something and I brought it back for you, but I didn't read it! It's so sticky! Oh heh hehe……"

Xu Yiren glared at me for a few seconds with a murderous look, and angrily tore the envelope away from my hand.Wait, how can I get him a letter without even saying thank you?

I thought, since he has a lot of experience in receiving love letters, of course, he can pass them by after just a few glances.

Didn't expect him to read over and over again with a few pages of letter paper for half an hour?

I walked back and forth from behind him in an endless stream, but each handwriting has its own habits, and it is not as easy to recognize at a glance as printed words. It took a few minutes to turn off the lights before I saw him put it in the drawer to wash up.

In the drawer!Don't you just throw it away after reading it?What does it mean to put it in a drawer?Do you still want to write back?

I guessed the beginning, but not the end.

I don't know if Xu Yiren replied or not. I only know that we only have two classes on Friday morning. For the first time in history, he didn't get up early and go out to memorize words and texts. Instead, he went to the bathroom to take a shower, came back to blow dry his hair, and went to class in the afternoon. It was time to leave with a small bag of luggage.

There are not a few people like him, and these people all convey a clear message - I am going out on a date!I, I won't be back for two days!

At night, I was alone wrapped in the quilt, thinking that he might be sweating like he was after moving the books that day, or he might be a different person in peacetime, he would talk, laugh and be dishonest, pink little brother Yuan Liu Liu's head was about to squeeze, his little white face would turn red, and his mouth, which is rare in words like gold, would bite...

Simply, it killed me.

It was Christmas that weekend, and it was the season when human beings find excuses to be in heat. The whole hallway was empty, as if the wind was blowing more fiercely than usual.Of course, everyone else in our dormitory has gone out again. I don’t care where they go every week. I don’t have the money to go anyway, and it’s snowing outside. The indoor basketball court is closed on weekends. In the dormitory, the ground is a prison, and there is nowhere to go, so I am very lonely. At night, I bought a bag of dumplings and went back to the dormitory, and ate sauerkraut next to the radiator.

The cabbage pickled by my mother is really sour. After eating it, my whole body tastes nothing but sour.

Suddenly, the door of the room I supported with two stools was pushed open.

It’s really leaking in the house and it’s raining all night, and the iron chains on the Dadu Bridge are cold. I think it’s okay to smoke a cigarette and find a lighter. Now that I’m bullying myself in the house, even the wind will bend?

I stood up and was about to close the door when a Xu Yiren who had changed from head to toe in new clothes appeared at the door.

Good-looking is good-looking, but no matter how I look at it, I don't like it. Who knows who he is dressing up for.

Our eyes met, and I sat back on the stool without saying a word—in case he thought I got up to pick him up on purpose.

Xu Yiren put the bag on the table next to me and said, "Yourself?"

Nonsense, the room is so big, is there anyone else who can't see it?I responded dissatisfied: "Yes."

Xu Yiren took out a snake fruit with a very standard figure and a super big head from the bag, and put it next to my rice bowl: "Merry Christmas."

I glanced into his bag out of the corner of my eye, and it seemed that he had just one of them.So I didn't squat in the dormitory for nothing?Although it may be leftovers from the holidays with others—this kind of feeling that the emperor still doesn’t forget to send some festival money to his old friend after he favors other concubines, do I have to thank the Lord Long En?

It is popular in foreign countries to open gifts immediately after receiving them, and this is not something that can be stored, so you have to eat it today to have the meaning of Christmas.I was not polite to him, just picked it up and "clicked" and took a bite - the taste of sauerkraut in my mouth.

Xu Yiren: "Why did you eat it without washing?"

Having a roommate who is obsessed with cleanliness is troublesome. Considering his ability to accept, I really can't bear to tell him that all the sweet potatoes I dug out of the field have been eaten raw.I said, "Didn't it be put together with your clothes, if there is any dust, it will rub on your clothes."

He looked down at the clothes in his bag, and for some reason he quickly zipped it up, and said, "Oh." Then he looked at my rice bowl.

That is, his former rice bowl.

Seeing that I was still eating an apple, he bent down and picked up my chopsticks and ate a dumpling with some sauerkraut. He tasted it and said, "It's very tasty."

I was so scared that the apple almost fell to the ground—my friend, where is your cleanliness?

I thought so in my heart, but I'm not stupid, so I definitely can't say it. What if he thinks about it and spit it into my bowl without changing the chopsticks?I said politely, "Then you can eat more."

Xu Yiren seemed to be very interested in sauerkraut, so he actually took a few more mouthfuls, put down his chopsticks after chewing, and said, "Eat it, I've already eaten."

What do you need to say?Look at you, not to mention the rosy face, anyway, you are like a spring breeze, can you miss this meal?I sneered: "Why did you come back on Saturday?"

While packing his luggage and putting it in the cupboard, he said, "My parents have something to do tomorrow."

Hey, it sounds like you're coming home!Come on, come on, do you dare to turn your face and take off your glasses and look at me and say?It's been three months since school started, and I didn't see you early or late, so I just received a letter and went back?

What is the name of the woman who wrote the letter?As long as I want to recall, I will definitely remember it. Let me think about it. The signature on the envelope is——Rong Hui!I remember!

It’s winter vacation, and there is a newly built provincial road that passes through our township. I finally don’t have to reverse the [-]-time bus when I go home. I take a bus from Shencheng Bus Station to the city, and find a big van that stops at the station. It doesn’t take long. village entrance.

Not long after I got home, I heard someone calling me from the wall: "Er Gouzi, Er Gouzi!"

I went to the small courtyard and saw that it was Sangou.

We all have some relatives in our village. In my life, our four brothers are the closest, we live close together, and we have a good relationship. They are Dagou, Ergou, Sangou and Sigou.

I said, "Why don't you go through the main entrance?"

Sangou said: "Worry, the big dog is injured, please show him quickly."

Me: "..." How can I explain it to him so that he can understand that in the past four months, I just relearned the mathematics, physics and chemistry I learned in high school, even if you fell down in front of me, I wouldn't be able to guess Why did you fall?

I said, "Hurry up and send him to the clinic, what's the use of calling me?"

Sangou said: "Come out, come out and tell you."

Dagou is a young boy in the village and also my good brother. When we used to climb trees vertically, he wished he could climb trees horizontally. If it wasn’t for the Olympic Games one year, he would show us men’s ten meters from the bridge on the highway. If the diving platform "rolls forward 45 degrees and turns 30 degrees" with his head stuck in the mud, I believe he will be smarter than he is now, and under my guidance, he will definitely not only be admitted to the third-rate university in this city.

Such a star of hope who wins glory for the village, how could someone hurt him so badly?

I was very puzzled, so I put on my padded jacket and hurried out.

San Gou and Si Gou are brothers, they had been waiting for me at the base of the wall long ago, and they said to me, "When you see him later, don't laugh at him."

They are all my brothers, how can I laugh at him when he is injured?I said, "That can't be, what's the matter with him?"

The four dogs put their hands together into a tube: "He was blown up!"

I almost sat down in the snow: "Boom, boom, boom? What happened?"

Out of time, I thought of Xu Yiren.

Sangou: "It's 'there'. So I can't go to the health center. It's closed for Chinese New Year. The doctor in the health center lives next to my second aunt's house. Shouldn't she ask me when I go there? Pass it on to each other, no The whole village will know about it at dinner!"

Cough, this kind of thing is indeed "not humane", but I can't make him an iodine cotton swab out of thin air, so I can only go over to comfort and appease the big dog.

I am tall enough, the reason why the big dog can pass me to become the big dog instead of being the second dog is enough to show that he is not smaller than me at all, and he is lying dying on the kang in the east wing at this moment.

During the Chinese New Year and festivals, the village Xing steamed some shaped steamed buns and jujube cakes, one basket after another, for auspiciousness.The kang is connected to the stove, and it is burning hot.I said: "Dog, move, don't just lie on your stomach, the back will be fine later, and the front will be roasted and ruined."

There was only one mouth left in the big dog's body that could move, and with tears in his eyes, he said, "I can't move. Just now when my parents were around, I struggled and jumped for a while. I think I have to lie down until the third year at least." Ten. After you drink some wine in my room, you will say that I fell asleep after drinking too much."

The four dogs who just told me "don't laugh at him later" pulled the big dog's quilt and lifted it: "Dangdangdangdangdang——"

I was caught off guard and saw the scene of the crime. The place where the nail was originally bigger became blue and purple, and the area of ​​swelling was five centimeters square.

Although we haven't taken a class related to sickness and medical treatment in the past few months, thanks to the influence of the environment, and I often go to the library under the leadership of Xu Yiren, my attitude towards patients is basically in line with medical science. sworn.So I walked through the pointing and laughing of the three dogs and the four dogs and the cursing of the big dog, looked at the wound rationally, and asked: "Has it been disinfected?"

Dagou painfully recalled: "I washed it with cold water, and then I took the car back to my hometown. I was bumped along the way..."

Me: "Wash it again. Otherwise, wouldn't the excrement in the intestines squeeze into your wound bit by bit? Once there is a breach, bacteria will be encountered again, and the surrounding swollen areas will be infected. After the anti-inflammation is cured, it will be fine. gone."

The big dog agreed, and said, "Second boy, then go get me some water to wash."

Me: "Fuck off, don't expect me to wash your ass when I just came back from the Chinese New Year. I just can't figure it out, how can someone blow up like you are so big? Give him two punches without saying that he will be beaten to the ground Come on, he should be honest too?"

The big dog took a deep breath and wanted to sigh, but he didn't dare to pant hard, and turned into an intermittent light hey: "If you don't wash it, you can cover it for me first, it's cold-nothing, an acquaintance committed the crime. I'm just When I was packing my luggage, he hugged me from behind and kissed me, and I was stunned, I didn't even know when my pants were taken off."

Sangou and Sigou burst into tears with laughter: "I don't even know that my pants are ripped off hahahahaha."

Me: "That, that, kiss you, it's fine if you're ignorant, but he wants you, you should know the pain in this kind of place, you can't be ignorant from the beginning to the end! Why don't you kick when you are in pain? He kicked? And let him succeed?"

The big dog looked around the three of us, as if judging whether we were credible, and finally said: "Nonsense, can it not hurt, it hurts so much that I want to use a stool to kill him. I was about to do it , but when he saw that I was in pain...he lowered his head and sucked me twice with his mouth. At that time, I...paid...after paying, you know, and then I was dumbfounded again..."

Three Dogs and Four Dogs: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Dagou and I go to school outside, and they already have a partner in their hometown and are about to get married.Although not yet at the age to obtain the certificate, those who come and go have already experienced many battles, and I don’t know how many times they have cooked rice.Hearing this, the schadenfreude sneer suddenly escalated into a mocking laugh at the big dog who had just started eating.

I criticized: "You two keep your voice down a little bit. I didn't say it... Dog, you are too bad. How could you, ah? How could you pay it so quickly? He wants to suck you, you Gritting your teeth, you have to take back the book and pay it again, right?"

The big dog buried his head in the pillow with difficulty, and said shyly: "When I think of his usual seriousness, and see him lying on me like that...it's too terrible, I can't bear it at all."

The two brothers beside me couldn't breathe from laughing, but I suddenly thought of Xu Yiren's quiet face.

Me: "What are you going to do? Are you going to call the police? Men and men, the police don't seem to care about this. Then tell the school?"

The big dog turned his head away, thought for a while and said, "Actually, he treats me very well at ordinary times. What if I get punished? What will people think of him at school in the future?"

Sangou wiped his tears: "Didn't you get blasted, you're bent, he made you like this, and you still talk to him?"

In fact, I also think that it is quite difficult to talk to the school about this matter. Not only will the person have a hard time in the future, but the big dog will inevitably be criticized in the future.I said, "That's how it is. If you go to him after school and come back, it's revenge. Turn over quickly, and you won't be able to take revenge if you burn the front of the meeting."

Unexpectedly, Big Dog hesitated for a while, but said, "Forget it."

I hate iron for being weak, so I took off my cotton shoes and kicked his ass: "What use are you for!"

The big dog screamed "Ah—" and then whimpered for a long time. A few drops of physical tears flowed down, and said, "You don't understand. You can't bear it."

When Sangou and Sigou heard this, they laughed so hard that they lay down on the edge of the kang and smashed the kang.

But I couldn't even make a joke of him.

They didn't get it, I got it.

Reluctant.

If you really want me to do something to Xu Yiren, he won't say anything if I can't hold it, I, I, I... Can I do it?

I held Big Gouzi's hand: "I'm sorry, Gou'er, I hurt you. I shouldn't have helped you make up lessons. If you didn't go to school, you wouldn't have these things."

The big dog's eyelashes still had teardrops from my kick, and he comforted me: "It's okay, brother, you are welcome. When I saw him for the first time, I was worried that I would bend. It's a palm away from us, and I don't know when we will meet, so I should bend or have to bend."

His ideological consciousness convinced me wholeheartedly.

Da Gouzi said again: "If you feel uncomfortable, just wipe my butt, if it gets infected again, I should have a fever."

In the end, the few of us bought two bottles of better white wine for the money. I poured out a small can and put it in the drawer to wipe the big dog’s butt. We used the crispy meat and crispy chicken in his kitchen for the remaining few catties. , lotus root clips, eggplant sticks, Laba garlic and freshly steamed red dates steamed buns, which created an extremely real alcohol smell in his room, so anxious that he kept shouting on the kang: "Second brother, give me a bite! Just one bite, it's okay!"

The winter vacation that year consisted of three weeks and 21 days.

My home is not too far from the school, mainly because the road is difficult to walk.After bumping back and forth on the road for more than three hours, I returned to school a day and a half early.

Most of the students who will return to school early are non-local students, and the local students usually come at the last time for registration. I must come back earlier than Xu Yiren, so that I can make my bed beautifully and tidy up my desk. Neat as well.

Also, there are a lot of private cars parking students downstairs in the dormitory area, and the school bus can't come up again. I have to go to the bathroom to wash off my old sweat from climbing up from the mountainside with luggage.Since I learned from the big dog, I have developed the habit of taking a basin of hot water in the dead of night every day, and washing the place where a big dog infected me and I am still healthy for the time being.Later, I will not only go to the hall to take a big bath, but also to wipe my whole body so fragrant, hehehehe...

As soon as I opened the door, I saw a white-faced figure in black sitting in front of the desk, without glasses, and making "Are you cold?", "Why are you still cold?", "Hurry up and cool down" with a cup of tea. , "It should be cold now" silent communication.

Me: "...Brother Xu."

He put on his glasses and looked up at me, the speed was so fast, like a camera without imaging delay, I didn't even see where he was scanning me.

Shangsanlu?Xiasanlu?My chicken coop?I can explain this. In fact, I was fine when I went out, but it was the rush hour for returning to the city, and the bus was overloaded and too crowded!

He put the glasses back on the table, sighed, or breathed out the heat from the teacup, and said, "Well, happy Chinese New Year."

——I listened to "Happy Chinese New Year" for half a month, and when I came to him, I felt that my year would definitely be the same.