Please follow the doctor's advice

Few people are looking for Xu Yiren to play with, but there are many people looking for me to play with, some people I know or not, it's like a celebrity rushing to make announcements all day long.

One night, someone knocked on the door of the dormitory and called me out. It seemed to be a senior from another department.I came out to see, okay, four people surrounded me in a circle at the door.

I handed cigarettes one by one: "Hello senior brother, hello senior brother, what can you do for me?"

One person said: "The club is about to recruit new people, which one are you going to go to?"

I felt that this question didn't need to be asked in such a way, so I asked very obediently: "Brother, which club do you think is good?"

The man said: "You come to our 'basketball league'."

I have heard of the "Basketball League" for a long time.In terms of basketball, there is a school basketball team organized by the school and a "basketball club" organized by the club association. This "basketball league" is equivalent to a third-rate club, and it is not their turn to participate in any activities and competitions. planning.The club activities are probably because their boss wanted to come out and pretend to be aggressive, so he summoned a group of little brothers to occupy the field and bully others. I have only seen people playing ball and they squeezed in. They intercepted balls for no reason and so on. of.On the court in spare time, if there is no physical conflict, no one can control such behavior.If the person being disturbed wants to have a physical conflict, he has to weigh it first when he sees that there are too many of them.

I think this kind of behavior is quite boring. Most of it is because I don’t play well and can’t fight head-on, so I twist my mind and take pleasure in hindering others.Of course I didn't want to be with him, and was about to say no, when I saw Xu Yiren walking over steadily, holding a thermos and holding a book.

The corridor of our dormitory building is about three meters wide. He didn’t go to the left or the right. He had to come between the few of us, as if the door he wanted to enter was not next to me but behind me. He said blankly One sentence: "Borrowed."

One of the people who came was stunned by his aura, and he really dodged, and he really passed through us and walked to the broken door of our dormitory.

The door of our dormitory is broken for some reason, as if we were not born together in this building, the door plate cannot be hung, and the door is not closed tightly. Before breaking the door, Xu Yiren shook the handle a few times and asked me: "Li Beyond, why can't the door be opened?"

"Ah? No way?" I wondered if the door couldn't be closed all day long, and there were still times when it couldn't be opened?Just pushed a little harder.As soon as I pushed it, the door opened with a "bang" as usual, and I was pushed on my back again, and I staggered and fell into the room and almost failed to stand still.

Xu Yiren quickly locked the door with his backhand.

Several senior brothers knocked on the door and said, "Li Chaoyue, Li Chaoyue!"

I quickly shouted: "Brother, brother, I know, I'll think about it for two days!"

After a long while, Xu Yiren went back and forth from the balcony a few times, finished washing his clothes and himself, seemed to hesitate for a long time between speaking and not speaking, and then asked: "Those few, what are they doing?"

I said: "Take me to the club."

Xu Yiren glanced at me: "It doesn't look like a good person."

I felt that his next sentence was "flies don't bite seamless eggs", so I quickly stated my position: "Yes, are they the campus gangsters, I'm so scared, bro."

I don't know if it was my illusion, but he seemed to be shocked by my "brother".

Me: "If I don't go, will they block me?"

Xu Yiren: "No."

Me: "How do you know it won't? If you don't block people, are you still called a bad person?"

Xu Yiren said righteously: "This is the school, there are cameras every ten meters. If you are worried, come with us when you go out these few days, and don't go out of the school with people you don't know."

I was shocked: "'We'? Don't you go back and forth all day by yourself? How can there be 'we'?"

Xu Yiren looked at me with a look of "a farmer and a snake", "regret" and "frozen to death".

I sweetly said: "Brother, can I walk with you?"

Xu Yiren slowly turned his face to a place I couldn't see, and replied in a low voice, "Oh."

There are a total of six people in the dormitory, two or two is just right for companionship, it's a bit inefficient for three people to cooperate with each other in terms of time, I naturally found a companion with Xu Yiren, even though he doesn't seem to need a companion.He said "walking together" with me, he really just walked together, he would wait for me a little when he left the teaching building, cafeteria and other buildings, and was immersed in his own world at other times, I felt that if I didn't take the initiative to shout What he said, I turned into Spider-Man next to him and he couldn't see it.

How can this work?So when will he bully me?When will I be able to fight back and eat him up and wipe him clean for immortality?

He still woke up very early this morning. I saw him get up, and he was waiting at the door of the toilet with the application form for the Sports Department of the Student Union that he had written overnight. As soon as he opened the door, he saw me and pushed me away from the door. Er went out and closed the door behind him: "What are you doing?"

Me: "Brother Xu, if you don't ask me to join that club, can I go to the student union?"

He didn't wear glasses, and he looked at me like a ball of toilet paper, frowning: "What are you talking to me about?"

Me: "Hey, I can't write well, I want you to help me transcribe an application."

It's not that I underestimate myself, the words I write are really peach charms drawn by spring earthworms and autumn snake ghosts, and often I can't recognize what I wrote the day before the next day.

Xu Yiren happily rolled up his shirt sleeves: "Here."

He took a pen case from a drawer with a gold-tipped anchor printed on it, took out a large long gold-tipped fountain pen with a black barrel, and now filled a tube of black ink in a white paper box on which a A catfish with whiskers and a big head that says "Made in USA".I saw that the specifications were quite high, so I quickly presented my draft with both hands, and he took it over and took a look, and the whole person fell silent in an instant.

I smiled and laughed: "Then what, you write first, thank you brother, I will buy you breakfast, what do you eat?"

Xu Yiren: "No, this..."

Me: "Don't, you have to write for a while, how can I let you do it for nothing. How about a set of pancakes and fruits? Two more tea eggs?"

Xu Yiren: "Wait a minute..."

I ran away in a flash.

The chef at the pancake fruit window asked me: "Cracker or fritters?"

I said: "Give me a thick and long fried dough stick! Add green onions and spicy!"

Back in the dormitory, he had already started writing.I also have no way of verifying whether he wrote it according to my original manuscript. Anyway, the application form is only what can be said back and forth, as long as the meaning is reached. I don't care much about the content.Seeing him writing there earnestly, I peeled a tea egg and brought it to his mouth: "Open your mouth, ah—"

Xu Yiren stopped writing and turned sideways for a moment: "Thank you, just let it go, I'll eat it later."

Me: "Oh, it's cold as soon as it's put out, it's not good, I ran and brought it back, eat it quickly, ah—"

Naturally, Xu Yiren wouldn't open his mouth to eat what was in my hand, so I had no choice but to slap his mouth: "Open your mouth, open your mouth, open your mouth, ah——"

Xu Yiren: "No... um..."

I put a whole skinless tea egg into his mouth: "Is it delicious?"

Xu Yiren's hand holding the pen paused heavily on the table.

I put my hand on his mouth pretending to be concerned: "Why don't you spit it out first and swallow it later?"

Xu Yiren didn't know what he thought of, and gave me a vicious look, the expression on his fair face was extremely ugly.

Me: "Spit it out, I'll continue."

Xu Yiren stared at me, chewed and swallowed the whole egg, took a sip of the overnight tea on the table.

I picked up the pancake fruit again—the deep-fried dough sticks in the pancake fruit are generally not the hard ones that are freshly fried. If you like hard and crunchy ones, go for the crispy ones, so the deep-fried dough sticks will absorb the heat of the pancakes and eggs. The softer it is.

I got close to his mouth and said, "Ah——open your mouth wide and eat it, if you don't eat it, it will be soft."

Xu Yiren clenched the hand holding the pen, and I felt that if he didn't pay for his life, he might use the pen to nail me to the table.

Me: "Take a bite, it's delicious."

Xu Yiren: "If you're like this, I can't write."

I didn't understand: "Why do you insist on resisting? You write yours, and if I tell you to open your mouth, you can open your mouth. It won't delay the matter."

Xu Yiren simply put the cap on the pen, took the pancake fruit from my hand, and said "thank you".

Then he took a bite, burst into tears, and looked at me: "Did you put chili?"

Me: "Leave it alone, there are green onions."

Xu Yiren looked down at the pancake in his hand, then at me, got up and walked to the balcony.

I thought he was going to throw it away, but I didn't expect him to finish eating in a short while facing the window, brush his teeth again, and then sit at the table and continue writing when he came back.Without my interruption, he quickly finished the rest, no more, no less, exactly two A4 papers.

The moment I took it over to look at it, I understood for the first time in my life what it means to be a dragon and a dragon with a pen. The word "Li Chaoyue" looks like a swordsman leaving alone in a coir raincoat, and the dot on the word "Yue" is the sound of returning the sword into its sheath.

Forgive my ignorance, I have never seen such words in my life.

Also, there is a circle in the middle of the period he wrote. I don’t know how many years I have written without the circle in the middle. It is simply replaced by a dot, including the college entrance examination paper.

I suddenly had the feeling that I was being taken seriously, not even by myself.

Looking back, Xu Yiren had just finished washing his pen, and was still drinking tea while gasping for breath.I felt guilty: "Brother Xu, I didn't know you can't eat spicy food, I'm sorry."

Xu Yiren waved his hand: "It's okay, it's just that I get acne easily when I eat spicy food."

For a moment, I thought of the picture of him poking out his pimples in front of the mirror on the balcony, and I couldn't control myself, so I laughed again: "Hahahahahahahaha."

Xu Yiren could only take a cold look at me, and was busy continuing to drink tea while taking a deep breath.

To be honest, I am not a heartless person, I can see that he is still very kind to me... Well, if he wants to do something illegal to me, I can take it lightly when I fight back and punish him, as long as he doesn't I won't tie him up if he resists too much, and I won't gag him if he doesn't yell.

When I think of the picture of taking a shower together that day, I always feel as hot as a fire in my heart.

There is a boy in our dormitory who sings very well. Although I can hardly understand a word of the English songs he sang, and I can hardly match the lyrics when I come back, but this cannot prevent him from becoming a generation of singers in our department. The school went to a neighboring school to participate in a singing competition.

It is said that the final is already a commercial performance, and tickets still have to be bought.This day he got a few tickets and sent them to us. The seats were pretty good, and his performance was not bad. My palms hurt from the slap.

After he left the field, a few people in our back row said some nasty things, obviously slandering my classmate towards the players from their own school.

I think the left ear will go out after listening to the right ear. Everyone has freedom of thought and comment. If you don’t let others say what you say, isn’t it the Pacific Police—isn’t it lenient?

Why?As soon as I mentioned the lenient management, I thought of Xu Yiren, and I turned around to see that he was really going to fight with someone.

My god, you can just get online with me in the house, this is someone else's school, someone else's territory, why are you still like this when you come out?If anyone takes it seriously, wouldn't I kill hundreds of people every day after watching the NBA in the cafeteria?If this was the previous game between the Lakers and the Spurs, would I beat myself up on behalf of Kobe, or would I beat myself up on behalf of Tracy McGrady?

I stood up and wanted to pull him to sit down.

Unexpectedly, Lin Lang, the "god of sleep" in our dormitory sitting on the other side of him, pressed his shoulder first.

When the performance was over, Xu Yiren said, "I think something is wrong with Lin Lang, follow him to have a look."

Something is wrong.Lin Lang is like this, it seems that he is used to living a good life at home, his parents and servants all follow him, he is so used to not letting others say his words, and he is beaten twice all day long as if he is about to ascend the throne and proclaim himself emperor Just be honest, so I followed Xu Yiren and prepared to watch Lin Lang get beaten.

I don't know if Xu Yiren really doesn't know the way, or he thinks I don't know the way.When I followed him past a certain building for the third time on an unfamiliar campus, I tentatively asked about his script: "Brother Xu, can we transfer out tonight?"

Xu Yiren didn't even look at me: "It's just a school, how can I not get out of it?"

You also know that it's just a school, so you did it on purpose?Do you want to use up my energy first and wait for a while?This is very difficult. You know, I can run 36 miles a day in the wild in elementary school.

I grabbed his arm and cooperated with him: "Why are there no street lights, it's so dark and scary."

Xu Yiren didn't seem to hear or feel it, and looked puzzled: "I just saw Lin Lang just now."

I really had to hold back so I didn't point him to the place we passed by just now, Lin Lang was already catching up with those people.I said, "Will we not be able to go back at night? Are we going to live outside..."

Xu Yiren: "No."

I paved the way for him: "But there will be no buses later."

Xu Yiren stepped over my foreshadowing: "After two stops, I walked back."

Then you still take me around here?

I looked back and felt that Lin Lang's eyes were about to strike, so I asked, "Brother Xu, have you ever fought?"

Xu Yiren thought for a while: "No. What about you?"

Before the war, I must not expose the strength of our army.I changed the subject and said, "Then what if they fight later?"

Xu Yiren: "Take him away if you don't beat him, and help him if you beat him."

What are you waiting for?I patted him on the shoulder: "I see, this way!"

However, what I didn't expect was that before we arrived at the battlefield, Lin Lang had already dealt with those few people.For some reason, Lin Lang gave me a very strange and disgusted look, and said, "Run!"

Xu Yiren pulled my wrist and ran towards the opposite direction of the school gate. After running for a while, he came back to the school gate and let me go.I'm okay, but he has to analyze the route and drag my hand, so tired.

The strength of the enemy and ourselves is very different, it is a good time for me to annihilate the enemy in one fell swoop!

I said delicately: "I'm so tired, I really can't even walk a step, or we..."

Xu Yiren panted heavily, and looked at me with disdain: "Take a taxi."

...Did he get the wrong script?