Please follow the doctor's advice

"Okay, it doesn't hurt..." Li Chaoyue lay obediently on the bed.

Xu Yiren pressed the perianal area from behind him, and told him softly: "Eat more fruits and vegetables, less smoking and drinking, and less barbecue and frying. Exercise moderately. If you really don't have time, at least do sit-ups, Exercises such as squats can promote gastrointestinal motility. Drink a glass of warm water in the morning and massage your abdomen before going to bed..."

"Brother Xu, I know what you said, but you suddenly became so gentle."

"Professional habits, conditioned reflex." Xu Yiren said while looking at the doctor, "When I saw someone lying on the hospital bed, I didn't realize it. It doesn't hurt, right? There is no problem with the outside of the anus. I'm going to do a digital examination inside the anus. "

Xu Yiren massaged the groin longitudinally with his fingers for a while, and dipped his index finger in paraffin oil: "If you relax, we will do it faster. If you are nervous, you will suffer more. Take a deep breath."

"Okay, I'm relaxed." Li Chao took a deep breath as he said, and within two seconds: "Fuck! Brother Xu, do you really not need anesthesia for this?"

"Don't ask me, do you think you meet the medication standards?" Xu Yiren pressed his fingertips around the sphincter for a while, and felt that it was almost done. The hospital will give you a piece of candy at most."

"Then give me a piece of candy, Brother Xu, this is really not good, I have to distract myself." Li Chaoyue's voice trembled.

"I'm not a children's hospital." Xu Yiren's knuckles were already buried, "You're still studying medicine, so think of something else to distract yourself."

"Ah, yes. Just now your head nurse said that there is a little nurse in the Department of Orthopedics... Ah!" Li Chaoyue snorted and said in a crying voice: "It hurts!"

As soon as Xu Yiren exerted all his strength, his entire finger disappeared, and he said mercilessly, "Now I know it hurts, was the barbecue delicious yesterday? Relax, take a deep breath—don't pinch me on purpose, although I have medical insurance, I don't want to do it yet." Phalangeal replacement surgery, and it’s not considered a work-related injury.”

Xu Yiren pressed the anus for a while, and suddenly, Li Chaoyue yelled, "It hurts, it hurts! Hey, brother Xu, I hurt!"

"Was it here just now? I'll press it again." Xu Yiren moved his finger back inside slightly, "Here?"

"Ah...don't press it!" Li Chaoyue's physical tears welled up in his eyes, and he couldn't help crying back, "Wuuu, stop pressing it, Brother Xu, I'm going to die!"

Xu Yiren sighed: "This is the prostate gland. Don't just scream, focus on it. You can tell if it's pain or numbness. I didn't use much force. If you still feel pain... then you understand. Relax, I'll press it again."

"Hmm... relax... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Li Chaoyue yelled again, this time his voice trembled even more, "I'm going to die!"

"I'm not pushing at all. Does it hurt?"

"It hurts to death." Li Chaoyue's originally straight waist collapsed, and his whole body became a "π" shape.

Xu Yiren slowly withdrew his index finger, observed the fingertips, and said, "There is no obvious lump or tenderness, and no bloodstains - there should be no hemorrhoids. But you haven't had a bowel movement for a few days, so let's not test this for today. Take a urine collection cup from the trolley by yourself, go to the bathroom inside to collect urine, and then come out and I will take your prostate fluid for inspection."

"Okay." Li Chaoyue got out of bed and saw Xu Yiren standing on one side with his hands up, showing no intention of taking off his gloves. He suddenly remembered something and asked, "Would you like to do it again later?"

Xu Yiren nodded and said frankly, "Yes."

Dr. Xu has absolutely no habit of peeking at other people's naked buttocks, which can be seen from his relentless withdrawal from Li Chaoyue's round and upright buttocks.

If you simply consider the muscle quality, it is indeed a very plump and elastic gluteus medius muscle, which can definitely be sold at a good price in the vegetable market.Further down are two gluteus maximus muscles that are very powerful at first glance-after all, he is a person who has practiced basketball seriously, and his jumping ability is extraordinary, how can he have no strength?

However, from the perspective of "color and fragrance"... No, how can we use this standard to consider?You can smell the smell of your right index finger through the mask. Let alone food, even if you consider it as an "object", the current taste is too "powerful".

But fortunately, every time Dr. Xu puts himself in the position of "doctor" in the relationship between doctors and patients, his patience and endurance will be infinitely enlarged and extended, and his cleanliness will be temporarily put aside, so he just holds his hands empty and is used to it. Permanently maintained in the standard position of aseptic operation-although it is not required now.

He did some extra homework on the rest day, and Dr. Xu felt that today was not a waste of doing this examination for his former classmates. At least he finally confirmed that he has no special tendency towards the same sex physically—a certain part of his body has been so quiet so far. Like an uncharged phone.

He was also confused for a long time, since he got up in the middle of the night and took Li Chaoyue's hand, unlocked the phone with his fingerprint, and deleted the cheerleader girl's friend and phone number.

Time has passed too long, there will be seven or eight years if there is no ten years.He couldn't remember what mood he was in when he deleted it. If he thinks about it now, maybe he was just protecting women at that time, preventing Li Chaoyue from taking advantage of others.

The reason why I didn't figure it out until now is because the time I spent with Li Chaoyue was too short at that time, and Li Chaoyue moved to another campus before he had the opportunity to face each other sincerely.

As for psychology, he only hopes that Li Chaoyue doesn't invite him to eat hand-picked rice tonight, that's all.

"Brother Xu, come on!" Li Chaoyue knelt down on the examination bed again as if he was dead, and raised his hips to a very convenient angle for entry.

The small mouth was a little different from the beginning. After being invaded by a foreign body once, it was overly congested, slightly red and swollen, and looked like red eyes that had been rubbed.

Ah, yes, the eyes.

That summer, when Xu Yiren passed by the pharmacy the next day, he went in and bought a bottle of Tobrex eye drops.

But not once.

For the sake of his old classmate helping him to answer his doubts for many years, Xu Yiren took off his gloves magnanimously: "Wait, I'll make an enema."

"...do you still need an enema?" Li Chaoyue complained in grief and indignation, "I promised not to let others know!"

Although the accusation in this posture does not have any strength.

"I'll pour it for you. Otherwise, it's not easy to get the fluid, and you will be in more pain. Empty your intestines first to make you feel better."

Looking at the large tube of warming liquid, Li Chaoyue asked, "Brother Xu, I haven't been poured, where do I lie down?"

Xu Yiren tidied up the intubation and said casually: "You don't need to lie down, just go back to the position just now."

Li Chaoyue took a deep breath: "Brother Xu, are you kidding me? Is it like this for an enema? Why is it different from my impression? Shouldn't it be lying down?"

"If you don't eat less at every meal, and you haven't had a bowel movement for three to five days, are you sure you can still get it in the traditional position? You can't help it after filling 200ml, and you want to go to the toilet as soon as you pull out the tube. It’s the same as enema. Don’t worry, lie down, I’ll let you go to the toilet after I’ve given you the enema, and you’ll forget about your constipation immediately.” Xu Yiren looked at the thermometer and hung the enema tube on the bracket, “The temperature is almost up, let’s start Already."

Faced with Xu Yiren's sudden technological improvement, Li Chaoyue was a little bit apprehensive: "Brother Xu, how much do you plan to drink?"

"A normal person has [-] milliliters. You are such a big man, maybe [-], which is considered a normal amount." The cannula has already reached the entrance, "Relax, fill it up once, so as not to suffer again."

"...Brother Xu, do you want to think again, I don't think I can hold a thousand milliliters of liquid in my stomach..."

"I'll figure it out... 200, 200 milliliters is not as much as your glass of water, and it's gone without a sound when you pour it in... 300, it's almost a glass of water, I'm here to slow down the flow for you, If someone else had already filled a pack of you by this time, do you feel comfortable? Do you feel it’s high?"

"It's increased, it's almost 500, Brother Xu."

"Is it rising? It seems that the tube is inserted shallowly, take a deep breath." Xu Yiren changed the angle of the cannula, and then slowly pushed it in five centimeters, "Is it still rising?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)" Li Chaoyue didn't even dare to say aloud, "How much have you filled?"

Holding the cannula with one hand, Xu Yiren stared at the scale and replied slowly, "400, just started lubricating the descending colon, don't panic. How do you usually eat?"

Li Chaoyue replied in a low voice: "At noon in the cafeteria of the institute..."

"What about morning and evening? These two meals are especially important for the gut."

"Eat what you have in the morning...Eat what you see at night...Sometimes go out to eat..."

Xu Yiren smiled helplessly: "Then what do you usually see at night?"

"Barbecue... fried skewers... stir-fried vegetables and so on."

"Well, do you smoke and drink?"

Li Chaoyue said with a guilty conscience: "Smoking and drinking too."

"Do you often stay up late?"

"I don't even need to think about it... I must have stayed up all night."

Xu Yiren concluded: "Smoking, drinking, staying up late, eating messy breakfast and dinner, sprinkling chili noodles from time to time, high work pressure, long-term nervousness, no habit of regular exercise, just staring at the laboratory for a whole day, right? It's a pity that I don't have hemorrhoids."

Li Chaoyue wanted to cry without tears: "Brother Xu, are you still a doctor? Why don't you have any sympathy at all, don't you expect me to be better?"

"There is no sympathy, only a 'parental heart' - if your mother knows that you have abused yourself so much, she must hope that you will learn a lesson and remember it as much as I do." Xu Yiren took a few pieces of sterile toilet paper and placed it next to the intubation tube, "I'm going to extubate, pay attention to contracting the sphincter... Well, it's okay, there's not much leakage."

This comment did not comfort him, Li Chaoyue snorted pitifully, and tried his best to control the sphincter, but there were too many things in his stomach, and trying to control those muscles had become a long-term "remote control" ", as a last resort, even the trembling glutes came up to help join in the fun.

For some reason, Xu Yiren suddenly wanted to slap those two round muscles, but his hand stopped in the air.

"Persist for 10 minutes, and I'll pour it back for you if you miss it."