Please follow the doctor's advice

At first it was just an ordinary classmate.

Out of a certain "worship of the strong" mentality, since I knew his No.1 grade in the class, I couldn't help but take a second look. He was in a dormitory again, so it was very convenient to observe.

He really wanted to know how one kind of rice can raise a variety of people.

I even made a record of Li Chaoyue's daily work and rest observation in my heart.

However, apart from attending class and self-study with them every day, that person is playing basketball, and there is no excessive reading at night, nor hanging on the beam.

At the same time, Li Chaoyue's basketball is very good, and there are often regular girls cheering him on the sidelines, like fans who appear on schedule. Needless to say, the popularity of every game will overturn the stadium. .

If he went back a few years, he would never have imagined that a person who loves sports so much would...?

Xu Yiren asked in a businesslike manner: "How long has it been? Did you have blood in your stool before?"

"Brother Xu...you ask me that, I think I'm already in the late stage, can you ask me another way?"

"The incidence of rectal cancer is getting younger and younger, and early diagnosis can be treated early. Blood in the stool is one of the most common symptoms. Let me change the question, how long have you had blood in the stool?"

"...You didn't change the question."

Now that he can still struggle with this, Xu Yiren is a little relieved: "Long-term constipation, occasional blood in the stool, right? Have you gone to the hospital for an examination?"

"I don't have long-term constipation, just recently..." Li Chaoyue sounded frustrated.

Xu Yiren suddenly realized that Li Chaoyue might not want to discuss this issue with him.

He is not a professional anorectal doctor, and Li Chaoyue himself has no plan to ask him a doctor. What is he inferring here?

He is neither qualified nor in a position to discuss this matter here.

What's more, it's not a cut in the hand, a cold and a sneeze.

Xu Yiren slowed down, and said, "Sorry, I... suggest you to go for a test."

"Is the anorectal doctor in your hospital male or female?"

…Let’s not talk about men and women, you are just an anorectum to an anorectal doctor.

"There are men and women," Xu Yiren said, "If you don't mind, I'll help you get an account as a male doctor."

Li Chao paused and asked, "Who is the man? Do I know him?"

Some people "keep their illnesses away from doctors", while Li Chaoyue "keeps taboo on doctors".

Xu Yiren recalled for a moment: "There are four or five, and some of them used to be seniors in our school. I don't know if you recognize them."

The voice inside the door collapsed at once: "Forget it, you can watch it if you are very familiar with it. It's good if you really don't know it. I'm most afraid of this kind of half-baked person. The last time we met, maybe it was in the cafeteria. This time Tell me to take off my pants when we meet, I can't stand this. Wait for me to find another hospital to register someday when I have time."

Xu Yiren couldn't help but want to laugh: "You still need to find another hospital? Not to mention wasting money, can you be sure that the people you meet in other hospitals are not people you know?"

Although Shencheng Medical University has hundreds of graduates each year, the ones who can stay in the affiliated hospital and several tertiary hospitals in the end are nothing less than the best among them. Who doesn't know who?

Suddenly asked inside the door: "Brother Xu, can you see this?"

Xu Yiren: "..."

Li Chaoyue is still analyzing himself: "I don't think I have a serious problem, at most it is indigestion... Oh, forget it, it's too disgusting, don't rush you, I'll find someone someday when I'm free..."

"I'll show you." Xu Yiren finished speaking in a strange way, looked at the ceiling and felt desperate for himself, "Whenever you have time, you can go to my place. I worked as an anorectal worker for half a year when I was in the rotation department. You should be able to see the faults. If it doesn’t work, I’ll introduce you to a reliable one.”

As soon as Xu Yiren arrived at the hospital, he met his brother who had returned from rounds.

"Doctor Xu, isn't he resting today? Your patient is awake and in good condition."

This refreshed him more than sleeping again, and his mood suddenly cleared: "Really? Thank you, brother, I'll go and have a look."

Xu Yiren carefully read the monitoring records: "Uncle's blood sugar is still a little high, you should pay attention to control your diet, don't eat fruits with too much sugar content, and don't fluctuate too much in mood, so as not to cause blood pressure to rise. Resuming training can Take it slow and get out of bed in three days. Call the nurse if you have any questions.”

The patient's wife nodded and said repeatedly: "Thank you doctor, don't worry, we don't dare to eat any fruit, because we are afraid of blood sugar rise, and the rice we eat is brown rice, and we often eat vegetables."

"Okay, rest more."

This grandpa and aunt are both 80 and [-] years old, and they know how to prevent flaccid constipation, so why doesn't someone pay attention to their living habits?

Why didn't I think about what to do the next day when I took him to have a barbecue and drink beer yesterday?

Xu Yiren walked in the corridor with his hands in his pockets, and finally made a diagnosis: the reason for not changing is because he didn't learn enough.

"Brother Xu, are you busy now?" Sending a WeChat message is like being a thief, who can hear it?There is no silver 300 taels here.

"Well, I'm fine right now." It was originally a rest day, and I didn't sit in the clinic.

"I sneaked out. I'll go find you. What should I do in the morning? It hurts me to death."

"Come here. On the second floor of the outpatient clinic, consultation room No. [-]."

Xu Yiren took a complete set of equipment from the disinfection room, and closed his eyes in the consulting room to rest his mind. Just as he was about to fall asleep, there was a rustling sound at the door—if it wasn't from the high position where the noise was made, I thought it was a puppy lying on the door.

If it is an oven during the day in midsummer, then at least it is a stew pot at night, and I am grateful for the cool breeze that occasionally lifts the lid to watch the fire.

Xu Yiren carried the drunk Li Chaoyue on his back and walked up the steps step by step. He kept his feet firmly on each step, for fear that if they were not careful, they would both fall down.

I don't know if it's saliva or sweat, dripping down Li Chaoyue's chin onto Xu Yiren's shoulders, making the sweat-soaked T-shirt even more unbearable, Xu Yiren's obsession with cleanliness reverberated harshly in his mind. The air-raid siren gave rise to the thought of "why bring this kind of thing back to the dormitory, it's better to find a place that sells organs and sell it".

The heavy object on his back was unaware of the trouble he had caused to the "mobile device", and from time to time he still rubbed his shoulders on his nose, which was itchy because of his hair.

Under the pressure of body weight, the strange scorching heat was tightly attached to Xu Yiren's spine. Xu Yiren could even restore its shape with his rich imagination. Even hotter, so hot that only an explosion in situ can balance the temperature difference.

After finally transporting it to the downstairs of the dormitory, I met two classmates who also came back late, and then moved this behemoth back to the dormitory.

He sat on the iron stool by the table and couldn't get up, thinking that he would have to rest for at least half an hour before he could climb back to bed, and he was sleeping head-to-head with a pollution source that would definitely emit a bad smell all night.

He looked around, and found that the sanitation of the ground was not enough for him to lay the floor.

It was a war between heaven and man.

Suddenly there was a slight sound on the bed above his head.

Xu Yiren thought to himself, if I find out that you pretended to be drunk and let me carry you back, I can still throw you back to the school gate now.

He got up and took a step back, seeing the scene on the bed clearly.

The familiar basketball uniform has been lifted up to the chest by the owner in disgust, exposing the entire abdomen, while the basketball pants and underwear have been removed to the middle of the thighs, and the exposed part is undergoing primitive exercises to test self-functions from time to time.

Xu Yiren slammed the door and went out after only one glance, and returned to the dormitory after blowing the night breeze at the corridor window for more than ten minutes.

The person on the bed had already fallen asleep after having his kidneys removed. The room smelled mixed with alcohol and hormones, and the two rotating fans couldn't blow it away.

Out of sight is pure.

Xu Yiren washed up, turned off the light and went to bed, his movements were so smooth that he didn't even give a glance to the disheveled man.After lying down, I still feel the stench is unbearable, especially the fan still brings the smell of the upper air outlet from time to time.

When Xu Yiren's nasal mucosa was irritated again and wanted to sneeze, he didn't hesitate anymore, got up in the dark, pulled out the quilt under the man with all his strength, and "buried" the source of pollution on the spot.

"Please come in." Xu Yiren put on his glasses, looked at the mirror behind the screen, and brushed his hair back.

"Brother Xu, I'm here." Li Chaoyue said the first thing he said when he entered the door, "Don't tell your colleagues why I'm here. I know a lot of people along the way."

Xu Yiren couldn't help laughing: "They are so busy all day long that they don't touch the ground, how can they have time to tell you what to do here?"

"That's not necessarily true." Li Chaoyue said sullenly, "Just now your head nurse asked me if I have a partner. Is it okay if people know?"

Xu Yiren: "...Oh."

Facing Li Chaoyue's sad eyes, he added: "I absolutely guarantee your right to privacy with my professional ethics."

For some reason, I remembered the cheerleading girl who sent Li Chaoyue "back".

"How long have you been constipated?" Xu Yiren asked while laying a cloth sheet and sterile towel behind the screen.

"It's just... more than a week? More than two weeks? Maybe less than three weeks?" Li Chao recalled for a while, "It's about the same, I don't remember the details."

"...Abdominal pain?"

"It doesn't hurt, it only hurts when... cough."

"That means there's no prolapse, so it shouldn't be serious. Did you see blood after defecating?"

"No...no, how can I see that."

"Have you had a bowel movement this morning?"

"...No, after you leave, I will leave after a while..."

"Haven't you had a bowel movement in a few days?"

"Three days? Four days? Five days?"

"..." Xu Yiren was speechless. If he hadn't just bumped into him today, this guy would have been planning to delay for a few more days? "Others, what else is uncomfortable?"

"No more. Brother Xu, could it be hemorrhoids?"

"Looking at your painful defecation, it may be. First do a digital anal examination, and then check the urine routine."

"Finger check." Li Chaoyue's head drooped, "Why don't I go back and drink water for two more days?"

Just as Xu Yiren was about to take off the rubber gloves, he stopped: "It's up to you. Think about it for yourself. If you still feel uncomfortable in a few days, you can sneak out when you have time."

"Do it." Li Chaoyue sat down on the examination table, "I don't want to ask for leave just because I see hemorrhoids."

"Lie down on the chest and knees, and the pants are pulled down to the knees. It's not cold, so I won't cover you with a quilt."

"Not cold." Li Chaoyue took off his shoes and knelt on the examination bed.

After putting on the mask, Xu Yiren stepped forward and tapped his arms: "The chest and knee position, not the elbow and knee position. Put your arms down, put your head and chest on the bed, raise your buttocks, and separate your legs slightly."

"Oh, is this okay?" Li Chaoyue obeyed obediently.

"Yeah." Xu Yiren lowered his head and put on the rubber gloves, opened his buttocks with his left hand, and pressed the index finger of his right hand around the anus a few times, his voice was not as cold as usual, but with a kind of considerate gentleness: "Where does it hurt?" Just tell me."