When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

Qin Yi was so choked by the smoky kiss, his hand on Tang Yutian's collar kept shrinking, and his knuckles were slightly white.

"Cough, cough..."

Tang Yutian was on his behalf: "Would you like to have another sip?"

Qin Yi only concentrated on coughing, coughing and coughing as if he was choking on his own saliva, his whole face was flushed, and he didn't have time to pay attention to him.

Tang Yutian stubbed out the cigarette butt and threw it into the trash can on the right. A precise arc flew across the air and hit the lid of the trash can impartially.

Then Tang Yutian continued to support him, carrying him back to the room like a child.

When he was thrown back on the familiar big bed and saw the door being closed and Tang Yutian reaching out to unbutton it again, he had a premonition that he was doomed.

The suit Tang Yutian was wearing was put on with his gloves when he went out to look for him just now.Dressed in a hurry, not even buttoned up.

He quickly stripped himself clean, then leaned over and tore off Qin Yi's pants three or two times.

Tang Yutian was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, his elegance and demeanor seemed to be engraved in his bones, even if he took off his clothes, he still had his own aura.

That usually cold and evil face was swept by lust at this moment, and even the corners of his eyes were stained with lingering bewilderment.

The chandelier above the head was glowing warm yellow, but it was so dazzling in Qin Yi's eyes.In a blur, he got lost in this splendor.

Knowing Tang Yutian, falling in love with him, and even now... having sex with him.

These seemed like the craziest things he'd ever done in his life.

Tang Yutian's eyes dimmed, and he leaned forward, hooking the back of Qin Yi's head to force him to come closer to him, and in this awkward position, bit the idiot's slightly open lips that were seductively towards him.

When his lips were pressed together, Tang Yutian said in a muffled and hoarse voice: "God sent you here."

— gave it to me.

In the end, Qin Yi was forced to faint by him.

This idiot's physique is poor, so he won't last long.At that time, Tang Yutian carried him to wash up, and Qin Yi woke up halfway, his eyelashes fluttered slightly, and he tried to open a crack, his voice was indistinct: "...Tang, Tang Yutian?"

"Well, it's me." Tang Yutian stopped fiddling with his two fingers while cleaning him, and coaxed softly, "Go to sleep, baby, good night."

In his voice, Qin Yi closed his eyes again.

When Qin Yi woke up the next day, his whole body was in pain.

He has never been in the habit of staying in bed, and even has some obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every morning, he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't get up at six o'clock in the morning.

But right now he really didn't want to move a finger... and couldn't.

When he regained his composure, he turned his head and looked to the side, and the seat beside him was already empty.As the consciousness gradually came back, there was pain in an unspeakable place behind him.

But it hurts, but my body is very refreshed, as if I went to take a bath after that last night.

and many more……

bath?

Something flashed through Qin Yi's mind, and he hurriedly sat up with his hands propped up, but he obviously overestimated himself.

Just the act of standing up already caused the pain to spread to the tailbone, and it tended to intensify more and more.

"What the hell—" Someone rushed out of the toilet suddenly, startling Qin Yi.

Uncle De threw away the mop in his hand and ran towards him: "Mr. Su, don't move, don't move!"

Qin Yi was stunned.

Uncle De walked to his bed, rubbed his hands, persuaded him to lie down, and then smoothed the corners for him in a very professional way: "It's only twelve o'clock, you just got up like this, and you can rest for a while Well, young master, I don't think it will be finished in a while."

twelve o'clock...

Is it early?

Qin Yi couldn't figure it out, but his body was really overwhelmed, so he didn't try to be brave, and lay back stiffly.While Uncle De was helping him straighten the quilt, he casually asked, "Mr. Tang? What is he doing?"

It won't be finished in a while, so he didn't go to the company today?

Uncle De smiled meaningfully: "Surprise, hehe, surprise, I can't say it."

"..."

Uncle De came to clean up the bathroom, and he didn't know how fierce the battle between the two was yesterday. The bathtub alone made a mess and splashed water all over the room.

Tang Yutian's private bedroom has always been cleaned by Uncle De himself, never allowing those servants to enter privately, and when it is the young lady's turn, naturally she will be treated the same.

Hey, the three words Young Madam sound good and fresh.Uncle De happily picked up the small bucket and mop and was about to go out. Anyway, it was almost cleaned up. He walked halfway and remembered something, so he took out a white one from his pocket and handed it to Qin Yi.

"The young master left it in the bathroom. I don't understand it. It's all in foreign languages." Uncle De turned around and went out after finishing speaking. "If it's useless, just throw it on the bedside and I'll clean it up in the afternoon."

It was a tube of ointment, the notes and efficacy were written in English, the font was too small, Qin Yi looked at it from a distance and didn't know what was written on it.

When he took it closer and glanced at it briefly, his entire face flushed red.

He seemed to burn his fingertips, and murmured, "What are these..."

——Specialized in the treatment of anal tearing, redness and swelling, this medicine is for external use, it takes effect in a second, long-term application can also achieve the effect of maintaining the anus.

And this medicine has obviously been opened and used.

... Qin Yi had a bad feeling.

No matter how bad his premonition was, it couldn't overcome his tired body, and he fell asleep again in a drowsy state before long.

In a daze, he also had a dream. In the dream, he was wandering around the world. He dreamed that he clicked on the post titled "Little Daisy Blooming at an Altitude of [-] Meters" posted by Mao Jixiang, and chatted with Mao Jixiang And talk.

A hair wandering in another dimension: "Does it hurt you too? By the way, you have to be careful when you poop, it's the first time I've pooped so desperately."

Heaven rewards those who work hard: "Ah, what should I do, will the medicine work?"

A hair wandering in another dimension: "It's okay, you remember to ask Tang Yutian to give you a massage, that is, when you apply the medicine, make circles with your fingertips, it's very comfortable."

Heaven rewards those who work hard: "Thank you, I will write it down."

……

Qin Yi slept for about an hour and a half when he returned to the cage, and when he woke up, he still had some impressions of the dream.

He stared at the ceiling, wondering if he was crazy.

When Tang Yutian opened the door and came in, he saw this idiot's face full of lovelessness.

Compared to Qin Yi's pitiful appearance who couldn't even get out of bed, the man leaning against the door looked refreshed.

Tang Yutian smoothly pushed in the small cart parked at the door, "Are you hungry?" After he asked, he walked to Qin Yi's bed, and gently kissed Qin Yi's good morning on his forehead.

Seeing him, Qin Yi thought of the madness of last night, and wished she could hide her head in the quilt.

"Hungry." Qin Yi nodded.

Food is the paramount necessity of the people. If you have anything to say, wait until you are full and strong enough to say it.

Tang Yutian picked up a small bowl from the cart, and was about to serve him porridge, but was suddenly interrupted by that idiot: "Mr. Tang...I want to brush my teeth first."

"..."

Xiao Mengmeng was looking for this host for something, but before she had time to 'ding', she was shocked by Qin Yi's words.

The host it found is really good, not at all the same as those in the scripts outside!

In "A Rich Family", since Tang Yutian lost his virginity, the painting style has changed, and it has completely become a pornographic book, with Xia Qingqiu day and night.

But every time Xia Qingqiu wakes up in the morning, the first thing he says is: I want to brush my teeth.

What a sight.

Tang Yutian put the spoon back without any displeasure or trouble.Qin Yi originally just wanted him to help him, but Tang Yutian didn't expect Tang Yutian to directly hug him from the bed: "Okay, follow orders, brush your teeth, right?"

It was Qin Yi's first time brushing his teeth like this... being hugged the whole time, holding the toothbrush, he couldn't stand it, so he said politely, "Mr. Tang, are you tired?"

Tang Yutian's hand holding his butt tightened, and his words were more tactful than his: "You can go a little heavier."

Okay, we can't talk anymore.

No matter how strange the scene is, the steps of brushing teeth cannot be missed. Qin Yizai carefully brushed his teeth from the inside to the outside. With bubbles on his mouth, he pushed Tang Yutian twice, meaning he wanted to Gargle out.

His legs were wrapped around Tang Yutian's waist, and the two faced each other. Tang Yutian watched him brush his teeth with great interest.It's just that Tang Yutian was standing far away from the sink, Qin Yi turned his head and couldn't reach the faucet at all.

Tang Yutian took two steps forward very cooperatively, Qin Yi twisted around awkwardly, reached for the cup, and then took the water.

Although the posture was really strange, he could still rinse his mouth barely. After Qin Yi finished rinsing his mouth, Tang Yutian calmly asked again: "Do you want to wipe your face again?"

Qin Yi thought for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

So the two of them tossed in the bathroom for a long time, no matter what Qin Yi said, he just wouldn't let him down, in the name of pity that he was too tired, and it would be easier to hold and wash.

What a relief!

Obviously more tired, okay?

It's rare for Qin Yi to fill up a series of growls in his brain.

After finally hanging up the towel, Tang Yutian carried him out, and stopped at the door.

Qin Yi's heart skipped a beat, could it be that he still wanted to ask him if he wanted to take a bath?

Tang Yutian suddenly said, "Close your eyes."

"Ok?"

Qin Yi's eyes only had time to tremble a little, and Tang Yutian leaned forward to press a kiss on his lips, which made him startled.

The two eyelashes seemed to be frozen, it took a long time to recover, and then slowly closed.

The kiss was quite gentle at first, but when Qin Yi obediently opened his lips and let him penetrate deeply, it became a little irresistible to him.

"Well," Qin Yi shrank her head back, trying to stay away from the kiss that turned from sucking to biting.

Tang Yutian had almost eaten the sweets, and finally bit his lower lip reluctantly, and then let go of him, watching with satisfaction that Qin Yi's lips, which were swollen a little earlier in the morning, returned to the pitiful appearance of last night again .

His eyes wandered over Qin Yi's neck and even his collarbone, which were covered with traces of being overly absorbed by him, messy and beautiful.

Even the deep and protruding collarbone has obvious marks, but at the place where the collarbone and the shoulder connect, it seems that a flower blooms at the end of the collarbone.