When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

After Tang Yutian said that he was going to smoke a cigarette, he went out.

Qin Yi stared at the man who was naked, even his underwear was half covered, for a long time.

He also considered whether to run out of bed and lock the door behind Tang Yutian's absence.

But Tang Yutian has the key.

On other people's territory, it's simply not worth it.

However, no matter whether he could handle it or not, his body—especially the faint tingling pain at his nipples clearly told him that if he didn't, he would be killed by the anus.

In fact, since he masturbated Tang Yutian last time, he washed all the mucus off his hands with complicated emotions, and then boarded the Tianya ID of "Heavenly Rewards Hard Work". method of asceticism.

But the search bar is too scary. He searched clearly how to make the other half feel ashamed, but since there is no similar search, the search engine automatically pieced together these few words into search results with high similarity .

'My other half seems to be very ascetic, how can I turn him into a wolf? '

'In the past, my husband obviously liked to fuck my little ass, but recently he has become ascetic, I really can't stand it! '

Qin Yi: "..." It seemed as if the door to a new world had opened to him.

He didn't know what kind of mood he was in when he clicked in, but he was slammed by science.

What kind of lubricant, stretching, dying, G-spot...

The front was not bad, but when the host described their passionate years of sex, there was a cute new post downstairs: Seeing Luzhu said so, it was very exciting, but why did my husband and I have sex for the first time last night? , but not happy at all?

Then another door opened.

Immediately afterwards, the landlord described in detail how painful the first time between them was with the attitude of someone who has experienced it.

After the incident, the anus hurts when I tighten it for a few days, I can't defecate, my stomach is very distended, and there will be mucus.

Every time the landlord said something, Qin Yi consciously went to Baidu to search for the root cause, and deeply understood that the symptoms were caused by the anal sphincter tear and the destruction of the anal mucous membrane.

That day, he read the entire post and couldn't calm down for a long time.

Anal sex is really a science.

The next day, Qin Yi went to read "Pelvic Anorectology", "Colorectal Anology", "Essentials of Diagnosis and Treatment of Anorectal Diseases", and read these books thoroughly.

In this regard, Xiao Mengmeng was impressed by the host it attracted, and found it inconceivable.

Waiting for that hard-working Tang Yutian who didn't know his wife had this self-taught experience to come back with a cigarette in his mouth—there is no shadow of Qin Yi on the bed.

Tang Yutian leaned against the door, and took two puffs of cigarette unhurriedly. The smoke lingered in front of his eyes, but his lustful eyes looked more and more fierce.

He exhaled smoke inexplicably, and murmured hoarsely: "It's too late."

And this untidy person is very thoughtful, playing peek-a-boo with him before going to bed.Thinking of this, he laughed angrily, swallowed the remaining half of his mouth, walked to the side of the bedside table, picked up the phone, and dialed a few numbers.

The other party answered the phone quickly, so Tang Yutian casually shook off the soot and said, "Is it the monitoring room? I want to check someone."

May I ask, in the middle of the night, their president Tang Tang asked them to investigate and monitor the president's wife, what the hell is this?

The programmer in the control room said that he should be diligent, but when he hung up the phone, he began to gossip with the little brother next to him: "Say, how about we secretly see what they are doing later? The president's private life... don't you care about it?" Not even curious?"

The other programmer obviously had a calmer posture, and he glanced at him sideways: "My friend, do you want to die?"

"Oh, why are you so boring."

"Did you see the surveillance camera above your head?"

"I can program, hack into the president's computer, and tamper with the program, so easy."

"Are you out of time to shit?"

"..."

The speed of adjusting the surveillance was so fast, Tang Yutian hadn't even taken a few puffs before the call came back.

"Back to Mr. Tang, five minutes ago, Mr. Su entered the study on the third floor and never came out again."

study.

He should have expected that even if this idiot wanted to hide, he would only hide in the ocean of knowledge.

Qin Yi didn't know that his whereabouts were exposed so quickly, he paced back and forth in the study, and after walking for a while, he cated under the desk again.

When Tang Yutian pushed open the study door, he saw Qin Yi sitting on the ground. Because of his short stature, he could only bend over to avoid bumping his head against the bottom of the desk.At this moment, Qin Yi is facing the dim light in the room, holding a copy of "The Curse of Pure Heart".

There are only two dispensable wall lamps on in the room, which are small and exquisite in shape, like two small light bulbs wearing gold and silver, weakly diffusing light at night.

Tang Yutian stepped forward, this time his attitude was much tougher.He dragged Qin Yi out from under the desk, and the "Curse of Pure Heart" slipped to the ground.

Even though Tang Yutian's expression was so cold now, Qin Yi's face was burning for no reason with the eagerness and desire in his eyes that were almost burning.

The few spells I read just now seem to be of no use...

"Mr. Tang?" Qin Yi hesitated to speak, "Well, I..."

However, for the next period of time—until midnight, what he wanted to say couldn't come out of his mouth smoothly.Because Tang Yutian has gone through thousands of sails, and finally mastered the correct way to make this person shut up obediently.

After Tang Yutian pulled him up, he pressed it directly on the desk.Qin Yi's back suddenly fell on the cold and large mahogany table. The dark red wood lacquer complemented his fair complexion, and the face under the black crew cut looked more delicate.

But Tang Yutian's focus was not on this, his gaze passed over other things, and settled on those crimson lips, the color of the lips was neither light nor light, but his skin color was fairer, so they looked slightly red.

He bent down and sealed his seductive lips tightly, so that he could not make any other sounds except moaning under himself.

He kissed Qin Yi almost out of breath, but his hands were imprisoned by him and he couldn't move, so he could only moan twice to express his protest.

But the more he hummed, the stronger Tang Yutian's kiss became.

The little fool didn't know how attractive his soft, weak, pleading voice was.

Qin Yi didn't know how to breathe when kissing, but this time, he kissed so fiercely, the person on his body seemed to want to swallow him directly, and he couldn't find time to breathe. .

Tang Yutian's kiss is like a beast, sometimes biting, sometimes licking gently.Especially with the faint smell of tobacco in his mouth.

In the past, Qin Yi hated cigarettes very much, but now for some reason, she couldn't hate them.

His willpower was gradually lost with the smell of smoke and the feeling of lack of oxygen in his chest.

He seems to be floating in the clouds, but his body is very heavy... This feeling seems to be in a daze.So Qin Yi was dazed, and when he was about to die, he took the initiative to use his two front teeth to bite the tip of Tang Yutian's tongue that was about to stick into his mouth again.

The bite was very light, and he didn't dare to bite hard.The force was as light as sucking.

Tang Yutian did let go of him, and Qin Yi smoothly raised his head to breathe in the fresh air. From the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of the cigarette between Tang Yutian's fingers.

A little soot had already fallen on the table, and the smoke was still burning, clearly extinguished, radiating fire and smoking.

Tang Yutian's hand holding the cigarette held his wrist tightly, but he carefully tilted the angle of the cigarette butt outward, so that when the cigarette ash fell down, it would not fall on his hand.

This scene pierced Qin Yi's eyes, and he couldn't explain why he felt so gentle.

Obviously a very rough scene.

Tang Yutian pinched his nose, and his voice was hoarse: "Shut up obediently, if you say more, I will continue to kiss."

Seeing the disapproval in Qin Yi's eyes, he mercifully added a few words: "But you can yell, as loud as you want, I like to hear it."

"You can also call me husband."

"..."

Qin Yi had no right to refute at all, so he was picked up by Tang Yutian and walked downstairs.

Walking halfway, when Qin Yi regained consciousness, he tried to vindicate himself. He opened his mouth and openly disobeyed Tang Yutian's wishful agreement just now: "The spirit of humanitarianism is indispensable in human social life."

Tang Yutian squinted his eyes, and regardless of whether it was in the corridor on the first floor, he directly pressed him against the wall, and his horizontal hug turned into a face-to-face hug.

Qin Yi's legs were forced to wrap around his waist, and his back was against the wall, because if he didn't, he would fall directly.

Tang Yutian did what he said, and just this gesture kissed him until his sanity flew away.After an unknown amount of time, when Tang Yutian finished being rough and let him go with a light peck at the end, Qin Yi no longer knew how to write the word humanitarianism.

"Well, are you tempting me to kiss you?" Tang Yutian dragged him with one hand instead, with the wall as support, he could barely hold on for a while with one hand.

Qin Yi couldn't make any other sounds except panting.

"That's good," Tang Yutian raised the corner of his mouth, rubbed his head with his free hand, and took another puff of his cigarette.He suddenly approached Qin Yi and said, "Have you ever smoked? A successor to socialism?"

Qin Yi's body slid a little, and seeing that Tang Yutian didn't intend to offer his other hand to support him, he took the initiative to grab Tang Yutian's collar tightly.

Unprepared, Tang Yutian gently pressed the back of his head and pushed him forward, giving him a puff of smoke.