Traveling to the world of homosexuality

In the evening, Lu Ying finally did not cook instant noodles, but dried noodles.Seeing the noodles in the bowl without a drop of oil in the clear soup, Bian Cheng tremblingly picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of noodles, and slowly stuffed them into his mouth.The taste is salty and sweet, and the four-word evaluation is hard to swallow.Biancheng looked at Lu Ying who was eating instant noodles with great relish, and he really wanted to splash the noodles in front of him on Lu Ying's face.Lu Ying's little tender chrysanthemum was definitely intentional, absolutely, absolutely!

"Yingying. Eat for a change!"

Bian Cheng calmly pushed the noodles in front of Lu Ying, and when he reached out to grab Lu Ying's bowl, Lu Ying turned sideways holding the bowl. "What are you doing? Didn't you say you didn't want to eat instant noodles? Eat your dried noodles."

"Yingying. Do you want to be a thousand-year-old green bastard? If you want to be a thousand-year-old green bastard, just say it directly. I will absolutely fulfill your dream. I will immediately fire you and make you a thousand-year-old green bastard."

Lu Ying widened his eyes, put down the bowl in his hand, slapped the table and stood up, "Biancheng, don't go too far." I have tolerated you for a long time.

Biancheng was not afraid, knocked on the side of the bowl with chopsticks with a playful smile, and said, "Am I going too far? Can you eat the noodles you ordered? Didn't you taste it before it was out of the pot? Come, take a bite."

eat your sister!Lu Ying looked at the noodles picked up by Biancheng with chopsticks, and he knew it very well.He didn't know if the vermicelli was cooked or not, but the taste would definitely not be good.At the beginning, I put too much salt, so add water, and wait until the water boils again, which is not troublesome enough.When he was frowning, Lu Ying remembered that when his cousin was frying vegetables when he was young, his aunt added a lot of sugar to the dishes. When the taste was integrated, the dishes were not only not salty, but also very fresh.Lu Ying drew gourds in the same way, and added half a spoonful of sugar to the noodle pot, but the taste was not right, so he added another half spoonful, which was almost embarrassing, so he simply added a spoonful of sugar, but it turned out sweet, and he had no choice but to go back and start adding Salt, how many spoonfuls of sugar and salt were added at the end, Lu Ying couldn't remember.Anyway, he had added all the sugar and salt in the seasoning box.

When the noodles came out of the pot, Lu Ying had the intention of throwing them away, but when he thought of the perverted border town, he felt that the perverted taste must be perverted enough.He simply gave the noodles to the border city without doing anything.I never thought that the taste of the border town is very normal!

"Hehehe, what do you think?" Biancheng pointed to the bowl and said to Lu Ying, "I will give you two ways now, one, cook me a bowl of noodles again, and two, I will fire you and let you be the one."

Before Biancheng finished speaking, Lu Ying hurriedly replied: "I will choose the first one, and I will cook a bowl of noodles for you again. This time it is absolutely guaranteed, don't worry!" After finishing speaking, Lu Ying took the bowl from Biancheng Run into the kitchen and get busy.

Bian Cheng sat at the dining table, staring intently at Lu Ying's busy figure in the kitchen. He suddenly enjoyed this feeling.Bian Cheng couldn't help laughing silently at the feeling that someone in an empty home could cook, wash, and clean for him willingly and happily.It turns out that having multiple people in the family is such a warm thing.Maybe, he can really consider not playing anymore, and sincerely find a man to marry into the house.The life of the wife and children on the hot kang may be really good, but it may not be true.How can Lu Ying, this little thing, get him to go to his bed willingly?If they want to get more together in bed, Bian Cheng thinks it would be a bad thing for Lu Ying to be named Mrs. Bian.After all, this little thing like Lu Ying is really cute.

Just as Bian Cheng was promiscuously, Lu Ying's cell phone on the dining table rang.Because the ringtone was a silent vibration, Lu Ying, who was busy in the kitchen, didn't hear it.Biancheng glanced at the kitchen, seeing that Lu Ying hadn't responded, he curiously reached out to take the phone - Fusheng.The word Fusheng displayed on the phone screen made Biancheng angry.He hasn't set up a green awning for Lu Ying's tender chrysanthemum yet, but Lu Ying added a green lid to his watering can first.

"Hello, who is it?"

Hearing the unfamiliar voice on the phone, Fu Sheng was a little dazed and made a wrong call.She looked at the phone display, yes, it was Lu Ying's number! "Donkey—hawk?"

"Ah?" What a donkey hawk.Moreover, Fusheng is a woman, a woman?Bian Cheng glanced at the kitchen again, his thoughts began to wander.

"I'm looking for Donkey Eagle. I think you are Mr. Bian, so"

"You know me?" Bian Cheng secretly delighted, "How do you know me?"

"Donkey Eagle said it." Fu Sheng said cautiously, "He often said that you are very courageous and charming. He also said that you hurt you, and I feel very sorry, so he said a while ago that he would go Taking care of you personally. I thought he was joking, but I didn't expect him to go."

"He often talks about me to you." Hehehe, it seems that Xiao Nenju doesn't have him at all in her heart, a good sign, a good sign.

"Not too often, not too often. Uh...that"

"If you have something to say, I can tell him." Bian Cheng looked at the figure in the kitchen in a good mood, and said to the phone with a smile.

"That, that"

The good mood of the border town was covered with fine dust by Fusheng's faltering, and this woman would spoil the scenery. "Tell me, what else can I hide?"

"No, no, no. I just want to tell him that last time he said he wanted to talk about boyfriends, let me introduce a few to him. I've already given the call to the other party. Maybe the other party will call him in the next few days. You Tell him to keep an eye out for unfamiliar numbers."

"There's nothing to keep. He doesn't need it!" Bian Cheng said with a sigh of relief in his chest, "It's okay, don't call him like this in the future. Also, respect others and call others without their consent. You don't lose. Don't contact Lu Ying in the future."

Fu Sheng listened to the busy tone on the phone unresponsively, and let out a long breath.I hope Lu Ying will be fine!

Lu Ying walked out of the kitchen with the re-cooked noodles, expecting to see a satisfied smiling face, but in the end he saw the face of Mr. Bao.This person can't, isn't it just to let him eat a few bites late, why is he so angry?Could it be that Border Town is also a foodie?

"Come here. This time is absolutely delicious. This time I added tomatoes, put seaweed, I also beat eggs, poured sesame oil, the key ingredient is the seasoning left in instant noodles. The taste is absolutely delicious. Try it soon !"

Lu Ying's flattering appearance, if it was just now, Bian Cheng felt that he must be very useful, but now, he looks very disgusted.He couldn't even figure out that he was such a good man, he was not only tall, rich and handsome, but most importantly his sex skills were also very good, how could Lu Ying ignore him and go to find other men at a distance.This little thing is really not educational.Not clean up.

Lu Ying took the chopsticks and waited for Bian Cheng to taste the noodles he had just cooked, but he never thought that Bian Cheng took the chopsticks and threw them on the ground forcefully, picked him up and pressed him on the dining table.What's the situation? He eats noodles in the border town, not him.What do you want to do in Border Town, can you not scare him at night?

"Biancheng, if you have something to say, don't be so ambiguous, can you?" It would be great if this scene was a contest between men and women, it's a pity, Lu Ying lamented, "The doctor said, you can't be emotional for three months now. "

"Is this also called ambiguity?" Bian Cheng felt that if his body didn't allow it, he would teach Lu Ying what ambiguity is. "Yingying wants to fall in love?"

"No, how is it possible, I'm only 20." What's more, you can only fall in love with men, how can you make me fall in love.I swear to the death that I only love women.

Bian Cheng laughed back angrily, "I don't want to fall in love, let that man named Fu Sheng introduce you to a man ♂, huh? I don't want to fall in love, give someone my phone number, huh?"

Lu Ying was always held down by Biancheng, unable to move, and he felt aggrieved enough. It is unforgivable that Biancheng still slanders him so much now. "Biancheng, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will really kill you!"

"Trust!" Bian Cheng said while firmly pressing down on Lu Ying's legs.I thought in my heart, you are a little heartless, you will play tricks on me, if you really kick my place, it will not be you who will be the widow and suffer.You little idiot.Angrily and funny, Bian Cheng lowered his head and bit Lu Ying's nose, and said: "That Fu Sheng called you just now, saying what happened to you asking him to introduce you to a boyfriend?"

What boyfriend?Lu Ying felt like crying.Zhang Fusheng, Zhang Fusheng, this guy is definitely from the same world as him, this rotten big rotten girl, wait, I will deal with her sooner or later.

"Tell me, what's the matter with your boyfriend?"

"What's going on has anything to do with you? You control the sky and the earth and I talk about my boyfriend. Whoever you think you are, even the Pacific police, is not as lenient as you." Lu Ying said, "You always say I'm obscene and you like me. I think you are the one who desires obscenity. Does my boyfriend have anything to do with you, does it matter?"

"Yes, of course." Bian Cheng seriously explained, "If you are in love, you will get married, and when you get married, you will have children. You don't feel sorry for the maternity leave, but I feel sorry for you. Haven't you heard that there is no business without adultery?"

"You old bastard, you"

Just as Lu Ying was about to pick out the worst words in his vocabulary and curse at the border town, his cell phone started vibrating non-stop.Lu Ying wanted to reach out to grab his cell phone, but he couldn't get rid of his pressed hands. He could only watch Bian Cheng staring at him with squinted eyes, and answered the phone slowly, without looking at him. Hey on the phone.

"Yingying?"

Yingying?Biancheng sneered.Where is the relationship? Yingying is long and Yingying is short.After living for so long, this was the first time I met someone thicker than him. "Yingying, Yingying is also called by you, how familiar you are."

After a while of silence on the phone, a leisurely voice rang out firmly, saying, "How familiar? I'm his own mother. Tell me how familiar I am with him."

Biancheng felt as if he was about to suffocate.It's over, it's over, this is the rhythm of offending the mother-in-law.Just as he was about to explain something, Lu Ying, who was being pressed down by him, suddenly let out an ah.This voice is extremely lingering, ambiguous and sentimental.After hearing this, everyone in the border city was shocked.Lu Ying slept on the dining table and stopped struggling. For the first time, he wanted to cry from the bottom of his heart. If he didn't cry now, he would cry when.He really didn't mean to say that.It's all Biancheng's fault, Biancheng bumped into him, it's not good, it hit his sore tendon, it hurts so much!Lu Ying wanted to cry without tears thinking about the sound just now, he sniffed hard, and now he just begs, no matter who the person on the other end of the phone is, after hearing this sound, don’t think about it, let alone make up your mind !Because this is all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!