Traveling to the world of homosexuality

"Yingying, Yingying, Yingying. Go downstairs, the courier is here, go pick up the package."

The shouts from the border town made Lu Ying, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, wish he could smash the pots and bowls in the sink.What to shout, what to shout, every day is like a ghost, shouting and shouting.

"Yingying, I'm hungry, hurry up and cook."

"Yingying, the house is dirty and needs to be cleaned."

"Yingying, I washed those clothes for me. By the way, wash my underwear too. Remember to wash the underwear by hand this time."

"Yingying, I'm sleepy, let's sleep together!"

Yingying, Yingying, Yingying.Uh... Lu Ying felt that during the short 5 days he had been working as a domestic helper in Biancheng, he was almost driven crazy by the name Yingying.He really wanted to correct Bian Cheng's address to him, but every time he corrected Bian Cheng, he always acted like an old man, squinting at him and asking, "It's just a title, why do you care so much? You won't start lusting again Yin, I called you that because I like you, right?" See how unqualified the question is.If this is not a world dominated by homosexuals, Lu Ying would definitely go up to the skyscrapers, hold a high-decibel loudspeaker, and shout "Border Town! Your grandfather and I only love women, and I have no time to like you perverted man. Even if I one day, I'm insane and have feelings for men. Your grandpa, I will not like you, a narcissist. Gao Fu is handsome. I just don't like your grandpa, don't-like-like!"

"Yingying. Are you still doing the dishes?" Bian Cheng, dressed in striped long-sleeved pajamas and pulling on slippers, leisurely swayed from the back room to the kitchen door, leaning against the kitchen door with his arms crossed , said, "Don't swipe, put it there, I'll come. You go downstairs to get the courier!"

When I came from the border town, a warm current flowed slowly in Lu Ying's heart inexplicably. "You want to do the dishes?" Oh, let me go, this pervert finally has some humanity!

"No!" Bian Cheng ignored Lu Ying's little touch, and said bluntly, "I just help you watch them and prevent them from rolling to the ground."

Resisting the urge to throw the bowl, Lu Ying began to hypnotize himself non-stop, don't get angry, don't get angry, don't get angry with a perverted psychopath, don't, don't, don't fuck it!

"Border town. Your uncle." Lu Ying dropped the bowl in his hand, pinched his waist with one hand, pointed at Lu Ying with the other and cursed, "There is something wrong with you. I will endure you for 5 days, 5 days, 5 days God! You were just injured, why did you make it look like a broken arm and broken leg. Huh? Pengci is not as good as you." Lu Ying thought about what he had done in the past few days, and there were only two words in his heart , Wronged, "Biancheng. I am at home and my mother has held me since I was a child. She didn't let me do anything. To put it inappropriately, I have never touched the spring water since I was a child. Even in college, I have never worked. Dirty Clothes and the like are brought home every weekend. It’s good for you, I’ll clean up for you, wash and cook for you, and if I have nothing to do, I’ll massage your legs and take a shower for you. I’m so tired, you never Just say something that you care about me, and you will order me to do this or that. Robots don’t have such a way to use it!”

The sparkling tears in Lu Ying's eyes made Biancheng couldn't bear to look at them, so he could only avert his eyes and said indifferently: "Don't be wronged. Since you want to settle accounts with me, I will settle accounts with you. Clean up, you sweep the floor The level is the same as that of a 3-year-old milk doll; when washing clothes, dark-colored light-colored ones, washed and dry-cleaned ones, you can’t tell the difference between outer wear and inner wear, and the whole brain is full of washing machines. Look at the clothes you wash , there are a few pieces that can still be worn; cooking, you have the nerve to say that you are cooking? In 5 days, you ate instant noodles for 5 days. But one thing is to be thankful, you still have the brains to know how to change Variety, from beef to ribs to three delicacies to tomatoes. The best thing is that you can cook instant noodles instead of soaking them! You are also worthy of praise for washing the dishes. Of the dozen or so bowls I asked you to wash, only two are left , but now" Biancheng looked at the broken bowl on the ground, "now there is only one left. However, I am still a little relieved. As for the leg-beating massage and taking a bath, you beat your leg and massage it, I am like a cotton Not to mention, just talking about taking a bath, I just asked you to rub my back, hello, rubbing my back is like molting a pig."

"Since you are so dissatisfied with me, then you still order me to do things?"

"Are you forgetful? I don't fire you, it's for your own good. On the night of your first day, did I confirm to you again and again, are you sure that you want to live in my house for three months to take care of me? What did you say at that time Come on, you said" Biancheng imitated Lu Ying's swearing attitude, and said seriously, "If I back down halfway, I will be a thousand-year-old green bastard." After finishing speaking, Biancheng looked at Lu Ying, who had a not very good-looking face, and asked, " There are a few more words in the back, do you still want me to say?"

Lu Ying pouted and shook his head.What does it mean to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot? This is it.The next few words were what Lu Ying thought he had said the most imposingly at the beginning, "Border town. Don't underestimate me. If I can't take care of you well, you can fire me. But you don't have that chance. If I give you the chance to fire me, I will not only be a thousand-year-old green bastard, I will still be a thousand-year-old green bastard with no brains!" Lu Ying thought about those words back then, and couldn't help but slap himself wildly.Is there something wrong with my brain? He doesn't want to climb any animal, but he just looks at the thousand-year-old green bastard? !It's numb, my feet hurt, and my face hurts even more.

Biancheng looked at Lu Ying who took off his apron sadly and went out silently with his head bowed, and he did not forget to say, after picking up the package, remember to buy a few more bowls!Lu Ying answered the frontier town with a loud slamming sound—know!Lu Ying is angry that it can explode at any time, but Biancheng is happy to be able to float into the sky at any time.

On the first day Lu Ying came, Biancheng realized that something was wrong with Lu Ying.What's wrong, Biancheng can't tell.I had no choice but to call Luo Sheng and ask him to talk to Ke Shasha.Lu Ying and Ke Shasha are neighbors on the same building, and his intuition told him that Ke Shasha must know about Lu Ying's changes.After all, Lu Ying's home has always been equipped with a surveillance camera that he secretly set up. Although the surveillance system broke down recently, Lu Ying also changed the door lock, so he can no longer send someone in to install it.But judging from the previous surveillance video, the relationship between Lu Ying and Ke Shasha should be very good.

As for where to see it, of course it is food.Every time Lu Ying went out, he always took a few big bags of snacks, but when he came back, the snacks were gone.It's so edible, who else but Ke Shasha, the company's big eater? !

As expected, Luo Sheng didn't keep him waiting long before the good news came.Listening to Luo Sheng's report on the phone, the corners of Bian Cheng's mouth almost grinned behind his ears.It is not difficult to hear from the report that Lu Ying has misunderstood.Not only Lu Ying had a misunderstanding, but the whole company had a misunderstanding.

In fact, at the beginning of starting the company, before Zhou Zhouzhou and the others came, Biancheng stretched out its wolf's claws to the company's employees.As a result, one of them, who only went to his bed once, was so proud of being favored that he made himself like the boss, not working hard all day long, and pointing fingers at the company.This behavior directly caused the dissatisfaction of the other two people who also went to bed in the border city.Within a few days of such quarrels, the border town was exhausted.At the beginning it was clearly agreed that it was 419, but after 419 everyone was still a familiar stranger, why those men chose to deny it after the fact.In the end, it was Sun Qiao who came forward and dismissed those men who wanted to climb the branch of Biancheng.After that, Biancheng also made an agreement with Luo Sheng for three chapters, and it's fun, but you can't play with the people in the company.

As for those people who were fired after Zhou Zhouzhou and the others came, the company made a profit.In fact, they are all commercial spies trying to steal their designs under various guises.Now that you know your identity, why don't you use your tricks and sell fake designs, and it would be nice to beat those people by the way.But there are also those who have been wronged here.But if you are wronged, you will be wronged. A wrongful killing is more terrible than an omission.After all, it is not easy for a company formed by a young team to reach its current scale step by step.

Since Lu Ying misunderstood that he wanted to blackmail him and fire him, why didn't he just follow his plan.Lu Ying felt that he wanted to seduce him and then fire him when he was tempted. If he didn't take advantage of this opportunity to tease him, he would really be wasting this great opportunity that God gave him!

Therefore, Biancheng went to find Lu Ying that night, trying to guide the other party to say a vow not to leave, so that they could have fun.In the end, before he formally guided him, Lu Ying himself had sworn not to leave.Biancheng is happy, very happy.It is really easy to calculate a person whose IQ is not at home for a long time.

Bian Cheng triumphantly hummed a ditty, crossed his legs and planned how to let Lu Ying automatically go to bed with him three months later, when the entrance door rang.He hurriedly put down his legs, sat on the sofa solemnly, watched the TV news with a blank face, and said, "Just put the things down, let's go to the kitchen!"

Lu Ying also wanted to do the same, but he didn't want to go to the kitchen when he thought of the wretched look on the courier's face when he just picked up the courier.He approached the border town, handed him the package, and asked, "What did you buy? Open it and show me."

Bian Cheng continued to look indifferent, and said coldly: "It's nothing, Luo Sheng's. I bought it with private money, and I didn't dare to let Sun Qiao know, so I sent it to me. But, you are so concerned, why, if This is mine, are you going to meddle in my private life?"

Lu Ying let out a cold snort from his nasal cavity, and he couldn't walk back to the kitchen arrogantly.Meddle in his private life unless he's fed.

Biancheng stretched his neck, making sure that Lu Ying's attention was not on him, and then strode back to the house with the courier and locked it.After tearing open the package, looking at the latest qingquwanju highly recommended by the merchant in the package, he began to imagine the scene of playing with toys with Lu Ying, thinking about it, don't get too excited in Biancheng.The excitement didn't matter, the place where he was hurt hurt again.Hold back, hold back, hold back.For the sake of pain and happiness in Biancheng, for the sake of health and welfare, he must take good care of his body first, and the benefits of taking care of his body are great!