The ground is full of hairballs [crossover]

Jun Long heard Mao Wang talk about the arrest warrant yesterday, so he didn’t go to upgrade and grow up. Although it’s inconvenient to do anything short-handed, it doesn’t delay the use of skills, and the unlocked pages of the mall will not be invalid. Affected, the wide-minded Jun Taki didn't care much.

When he got up in the morning, Ni Xun told Jun Taki about continuing to sell the fruit. Jun Taki was unwilling to sell the fruit to those bad guys in the National Teacher's Mansion. After eating it, Ni Xun saw him angrily defending himself, and pinched his nose with a smile.

"Then sell something they haven't seen before, let them buy it with gold, and kill them hard."

"Oh? That's right! Take them for granted!" Jun Taki slapped his forehead and sighed in admiration, took out a wooden box from an upgrade gift package from his backpack, picked and picked in the mall, bought two mangosteens and put them in .

"What is this?" Ni Xun had never seen a mangosteen before. The purplish-red almost black fruit was round and made a sound when it was rolled in a wooden box. It was obviously very hard.

"It's called a mangosteen. It's called the queen of fruits. The skin is thick and hard, and the flesh is not much." Jun Long said, bought another one and took it out, trying to break it open for Ni Xun to taste, but this mangosteen was also produced by the system He held the mutated version with two chubby hands, and picked it for a long time without leaving even a fingernail mark.

Jun Taki pouted dejectedly, raised his head to lift up the mangosteen, and tilted his head to look at Ni Xun.Ni Xun was amused by his appearance. He didn't know why, but when he saw Bai Yan's cub, he felt childish and stupid, but Jun Taki acted like a baby to him, but he thought it was cute. Ni Xun thought to himself, this is his own child The difference from other people's children.

Stretching out his hand to rub the soft hair on Jun Taki's head, Ni Xun took the mangosteen, and when his slender and strong fingers closed slightly, the mangosteen burst open, and the sweet fruity fragrance and rich aura came out together.Seeing that he squeezed the mangosteen open with one hand, Jun Taki said "Wow~", and couldn't wait to break the cracked mangosteen in half, revealing the white flesh inside.

Jun Taki threw away the half mangosteen shell without the pulp, squeezed the pulp and stuffed it into Ni Xun's mouth, blinking and smilingly asked, "Is it sweet? Is it sweet?"

Ni Xun was chewing the pulp in his mouth, afraid that the juice would be sprayed out when he opened his mouth to speak, so Jun Taki asked him a series of questions, so he nodded.Jun Taki grinned, took out another pile of mangosteens, stuffed one into Ni Xun's hand, blinked his eyes and waited for him to squeeze it away.Ni Xun swallowed the pulp in his mouth, squeezed the mangosteen in his hand and handed it to Jun Taki.

Jun Long took the mangosteen, conjured up a spoon in his hand, dug out the flesh and ate it. Ni Xun squeezed several times before asking curiously, "Why do you use a spoon?"

"I didn't wash my hands." Jun Taki replied while chewing. He reached out to catch the mangosteen that Ni Xun was pinching, but he couldn't get it. He tugged, but still couldn't get it out. When Ni Xun squeezed the mangosteen in his hand, it exploded, and the juice was squeezed out of the shell and pulp, and dripped out along Ni Xun's fingers.

Jun Taki: ...

Ni Xun: ...

"Master! Doctor Hu is here." Mao Wang ran to the door and shouted, holding a brush for donkeys.

"Oh~ please come in!" After Jun Taki finished speaking, he bit the spoon in his mouth, shrunk his neck and secretly looked at Ni Xun, why did he feel that Ni Xun was angry?

Ni Xun pursed his lips and glanced at Jun Taki, cast a cleansing spell to wipe off the juice from his hands, swung his sleeves, swept away all the unsqueezed mangosteens, and turned away.This heartless little bastard, thanks to my hard work for you, and taking you as a drag, a few mortals want me to hold back and wait for the other party to call, but you are fine, you don’t have me in your heart at all, It's really unreasonable!

Jun Long bit the spoon and wrinkled his bun face, was he angry that I didn't give it to him?It shouldn't be, every time he eats, he feeds me first, Jun Long couldn't figure out why Ni Xun was so angry, he climbed down from the kang with a spoon in his mouth, and walked all the way to the main room in thought.

When Dr. Hu saw Jun Taki, the teacup in his hand fell onto his lap with a "squeak". Fortunately, the tea was not hot, so he hurriedly picked up the teacup and put it back on the table, then rubbed his eyes uncertainly, and said hesitantly : "I thought the old man was dizzy, why did my little friend get smaller?"

"Huh?" Jun Taki took the spoon and threw it on the table, sighed, climbed into the chair and sat down, and then said old-fashionedly: "It's a long story, and there is nothing I can do about it. In fact, I don't want to do this, but the arrest warrant is posted ,I have no way."

Dr. Hu was amused by his long sighs and half-literate conversation, stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Little friend, there is no need to be so worried. The arrest warrant is no different from a piece of waste paper. You can tell when you look at it. Thank you for your gift of medicine, early this morning, Shopkeeper Xie handed me a letter, saying that you and your brother have returned, you won’t dislike the old man’s visit to bother me, will you?”

"You don't dislike it, Grandpa Hu, I heard from Mao Wang that you have developed a very powerful medicinal powder that can be connected to a broken leg?" Jun Long started to gossip curiously, listening to Mao Wang's version as a storyteller Forget it, you have to ask the person concerned what's going on.

"The rumors are wrong. The fact that Mr. Wang was able to be rescued was all due to the pills left by the little friend. It's not the credit of the old man. It's just that it's inconvenient to spread the magic effect of the pills. He was afraid of causing trouble for the little friend, so he shirked it. For the medicinal powder, the old man only cut out a few medicinal materials and added them to the golden sore medicine, which has a miraculous effect in stopping bleeding, not to mention the others."

Dr. Hu poured himself a cup of tea, took a sip and continued, "The Wang family and the little friend are very close friends. You were the one who rescued the eldest son of the Wang family. Later, when the child healed up, he wanted to come and thank you." It's a pity that you have already left, after all, Xiaoyou is the savior of their father and son."

"What a lifesaver, it's just a few medicines. I have as much as I want here. Grandpa Hu, why don't we start a business together? I'll sell the medicines in your store, how about [-]% of the money?" Jun Longyi Hearing that the pills are so good, I immediately figured out that the fruit can no longer be sold, and it would be good to switch to selling medicine.

"This is a great act! My friend's medicine is willing to be used to help the world and save people. It is really a good thing to do good deeds. How can I take advantage of it for nothing? Even if I don't take any money, I will do my best to sell my medicine to those who need it." Dr. Hu slapped the table, making Jun Taki jump.

"I'm not afraid of causing trouble, and I want to lean against a big tree to enjoy the shade. With Grandpa Hu in front of me, I can make a fortune in silence. Isn't Grandpa Hu willing to be my backer?" Jun Long said, biting He pursed his lips and looked at Dr. Hu with an aggrieved face, as if he was being bullied by refusing to take the money.

"Since this is the case, then the old man will be disrespectful. If you need any medicinal materials, just ask. By the way, this time, the old man is here to give you something." Dr. Hu said, and took out a flat bag from his sleeve. A small three-inch square wooden box.

Jun Taki took it and opened it. It turned out to be a blank household registration slip, which had already been stamped with the seal of Zeting City. The wooden box looks like a business card holder, with anti-counterfeiting patterns secretly engraved on the inside, which looks very delicate.

Unexpectedly, this ancient household registration was done so carefully, Jun Taki looked at it over and over for a long time, then scratched his head and said in embarrassment: "It's a pity that I can't write, how should I fill in this thing?"

"Then how do you want to fill it in, my little friend, let me tell the old man, how about I write it for you?"

Jun Long was so hung up that he patted the table to say goodness, hurriedly nodded, ran into the bedroom and bought a pen and ink from the mall, took it out, and lay down on the table to study with Dr. Hu what to fill in.Dr. Hu dried the ink, and the freshly baked brothers Jun Ni and Jun Taki just fell on the paper.

Didn't you take my last name when you arrived!Jun Long sent Dr. Hu away, and triumphantly took the household registration slip to find Ni Xun, but unfortunately, he went around the house, but he couldn't find anyone. He asked Mao Wang and said he didn't see it, so his heart started to beat. Maybe he ran away because of his anger, it shouldn't be.

Ni Xun flung his sleeves away in a fit of anger, and went out after using the secret art, and went to find Xie Zhichun to vent his anger, and he charged 100 taels of gold for the wooden box containing two mangosteens, which was comparable to extortion, thank you Zhichun had no choice but to advance the money for the National Teacher's Office, and sent away the dark-faced Ni Xun.

Ni Xun walked forward, but Xie Zhichun used the excuse that the box was too big, and ordered the clerk to replace the mangosteen with a beautiful small box. If the National Teacher's Office refused to pay, the box could earn back half of the original cost, and it would be a loss to send it together. up.

Ni Xun, who didn't know that the box was more valuable, walked around the street a few times, watching it was noon, afraid that Jun Long would be waiting for him to have lunch together, so he went to the restaurant to pack a steamed shad, carrying it back After leaving the house and walking to the door of the house, he saw Jun Long sitting on the threshold of the main room, looking at the courtyard door pitifully, and saw himself coming back with a look of grievance on his face.

Ni Xun's heart softened, and he walked over and hugged Jun Long, who hugged Ni Xun's neck and complained, "You didn't say hello when you went out, I was so anxious!"

"I saw that you had a good chat with Dr. Hu, so I went to sell fruit to Xie Zhichun, and I brought you back fish. Are you hungry? Let's eat." Hearing Jun Taki's seemingly complaining tone, Ni Xun said But as if coquettish, his heart became softer, he took out the food box from the space and put it on the table, opened the lid, and the fish inside was still steaming.

"Shadfish?" Jun Taki licked his lips, his face was full of greedy cats, all the grievances before were forgotten, and he hugged Ni Xun's face and said happily: "So you go and give it to me." I'm going to buy fish!"

Ni Xun's face flushed slightly after being kissed, he coughed dryly and put Jun Taki on the chair, and put the packed dishes on the table. Seeing Jun Taki so happy, he secretly laughed heartlessly, the heartless little bastard , The aggrieved point before has all disappeared.

Jun Long took out his chopsticks and picked up a piece of fish, picked the thorn and fed it into Ni Xun's mouth first, and said happily: "I made an agreement with Dr. Hu today to let him sell medicine for me, and he even gave me a copy of it." The household registration is said to be obtained by his eldest son through a friend, and I will show it to you after dinner."

"Selling medicine? Isn't it enough to sell fruit?" Ni Xun swallowed the fish in his mouth, and imitated Jun Long's way of using chopsticks, and put a shrimp in Jun Long's bowl.

"I don't want to take advantage of those villains. Rare things are more expensive. Sell them less and raise the price. In the future, we will switch to selling medicine. When I think of our fruits being eaten by villains, I will be angry!" Jun Long After speaking, he picked up the shrimp and stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed vigorously, as if he was biting an enemy.