The ground is full of hairballs [crossover]
Chapter 44
Ni Xun was afraid that Jun Long would cry, so he didn't unlock the body-holding technique and the silence technique all the way. He was only afraid that he would be hungry at noon, so he gave him a mouthful of spiritual energy to satisfy his hunger. Jun Long's face was flushed, and he didn't know Be ashamed or angry.
Jun Taki couldn't move or speak, so he had no choice but to doze off. No one disturbed Ni Xun, so his speed was much faster. The sun had just set to the west, and he flew to the outskirts of Jinshui City.Ni Xun was too lazy to land, so he used the stealth trick, flicked the sleeves of his robe to make it much wider, covering Jun Taki from head to toe, and swaggered into the city from the sky, landing in the small courtyard he bought at the beginning.
There was no one in the house, the door to the house and the yard were locked, and there was a pile of hay piled high in the donkey shed, as well as a sack of open bean cakes.Ni Xun moved his nostrils slightly, smelled the smell left in the yard, and confirmed that no one else had been in the yard except Mao Wang within a few days. the door.
The house has changed a lot. When we left, there was only one earthen kang, one table and two benches in the main room. I don’t know how Mao Wang lived for more than a year, but the kang has not changed, there are two more kangs. Cabinets, suitcases on the floor, desks and all kinds of scattered furniture have been purchased in a complete set. Compared with Jun Long's stingy play tricks and fooling people, this has the appearance of a home.
Ni Xun withdrew the invisibility technique, and relieved Jun Taki's body immobilization and silence by the way. Just as he put the sleeping Jun Taki on the kang, he heard a noise from the courtyard door. He went to the door and looked out. Leading the donkey towards the wide-open courtyard gate, he didn't see Ni Xun, but the donkey saw it first, and Er'a'ah barked, refusing to enter the door desperately.
Afraid of waking Jun Taki up, Ni Xun threw a silence spell over the donkey's forehead with a snap of his fingers. The donkey stretched its neck and howled silently.
"Oh~ Mr. Donkey, what's wrong with you? Huh?" Mao Wang scratched his ears anxiously, opened the mouth of the donkey and looked inside, and was sprayed by the donkey.
Ni Xun was so angry with this pair of idiots that his forehead was throbbing, and he finally couldn't help but say, "Mao Wang."
"Wait~ wait, let me take a look at my donkey first." Mao Wang wiped his face with his sleeve, and without turning his head, he replied and continued to pester the donkey: "Let me have a look, I will open the door, What are you stuck stealing again?"
Not to mention that Ni Xun was so angry that the donkey was also angry. He lifted his leg and gave Mao Wang a hoof, and sprayed him with spitting stars. By the way, he pushed Mao Wang into the yard with his head, and Mao Wang stumbled on the threshold. On the road, fell into the yard and lay on the ground, just about to complain, when I saw a person standing in front of the room, huh?Who is this?Does it look familiar?
Jun Taki slept all day yesterday. Today he dozed off because he was bored. He didn’t sleep too deeply. When the donkey blew, he woke up. He rubbed his eyes and got off the kang. Leaning complacently on Ni Xun's leg, there is no way, he is only half of Ni Xun's height now, but he wants to lean on his shoulder, but he can't reach it.
Ni Xun rubbed Jun Taki's soft hair, and Mao Wang, who was lying on the ground, also recognized Jun Taki, turned over and scrambled to rub against Jun Taki, and said with tears in his eyes, "Master!" The face with snot, nose and tears is as useless as it is worthless.
The donkey could be regarded as seeing the little master whose aura was not so scary, he sneaked into the yard with his tail between his tail and pulled the cart, and then hid in the thatched shed.Ni Xun cast a disgusted look at Mao Wang who was choked up at his feet and couldn't speak. With a wave of his sleeves, the courtyard door closed, the latch was inserted, and he turned and entered the house.
Jun Long didn't pay attention, but Ni Xun dodged him when he walked away, glared at Ni Xun, then squatted down to look at Mao Wang, and kindly handed over a handkerchief, anyway, there is no limit to this thing in the mall, how much does it cost? How many of them are used by Jun Taki as disposable paper towels.
Mao Wang took the handkerchief, blew his nose, and was so moved that he cried more and more fiercely. The young master is still the kind young master, but why did he become smaller again after walking around?Is the young master who entered the room?All the things that the young master dropped were attached to the young master, oh, that guy is half a head taller than the patrolling guard!
Thinking of patrolling the city guards, Mao Wang blew his nose again, held back his tears, and said, sobbing: "Master, you are back, have you seen the arrest warrant at the gate of the city? It’s amazing, it’s said that they are disciples and grandchildren of Master Tongtian of the capital, and it’s those two bad guys who went to Dr. Hu’s house to steal things.”
"What arrest warrant?" Jun Taki bought a glass of juice from his backpack, sat on the threshold and listened to Mao Wang's storytelling, thinking that Mao Wang was playing tricks.
"It's those two bad guys who want to arrest you and the young master. They posted portraits of you two, saying that all 72 cities in Kyushu have been posted, and they will reward you with a hundred taels of silver for tipping the news, and gold for those who are arrested. It turns out that the two of them are not good people, so I talked to shopkeeper Xie, that portrait doesn't look like the young master at all, just follow that, let's catch it in the next life! Hehe~"
Mao Wang thought that he was also responsible for adding oil and vinegar to the portrait, scratched his head, and smiled naively.
"Why didn't you go back to Baishi Town?" Seeing that Mao Wang was crying so hard that his voice became hoarse, Jun Long bought another glass of fruit juice and stuffed it into Mao Wang's hand. Mao Wang put the handkerchief from which he had blown his nose into his bosom and sat cross-legged On the ground, he explained to Jun Taki what happened this year in detail.
After Ni Xun and Jun Long left, Mao Wang first teamed up with Dr. Hu and Xie Zhichun to deceive Master Mishan and his disciples, and then found a hauler at the pier to earn money to buy property. Dr. Hu developed it based on the pills Jun Long left Special effects of bruises were given, one by one, what Mao Wang said was spitting and flying, and Jun Long was amazed to be there.
"It is said that the old Wangtou and two strong boys from the neighborhood carried his son by the door and went straight to Jishantang, followed by his wife, daughter-in-law and grandson, and the whole family cried together. Everyone They all thought that the Wang family was doomed, and Dr. Hu cut open his trouser legs, it was bloody and bloody, it was horrible! Without further ado, Dr. Hu took out a bag of medicinal powder and sprinkled it on, guess what? "Mao Wang slapped his thigh and looked Xiang Junlong.
"What's the matter?" Jun Taki saw the enthusiasm of what he said, smiled, and asked curiously pretending to be surprised.
"The bleeding stopped immediately, and he was splinted and wrapped with cloth strips, and he recovered quickly in a few days. No one could tell which leg he had been broken."
"Hey~ This medicinal powder is really powerful!"
"Hey~ He didn't research it with the pills you left behind, young master. He didn't understand that. He didn't even know how to knead medicinal powder into pills. He said that the medicinal properties are mutually exclusive and can't be taken internally. They can only be used as medicine for golden sores." Wang gulped down the juice in the cup, wiped his mouth and asked, "Master, are you hungry? Shall I cook?"
"Don't do it, let's eat what's ready." Jun Taki crumpled up the empty paper cup and threw it into the yard, patted his buttocks and entered the house.
Ni Xun was lying on the kang, resting his mind with his arms closed on his pillow. After flying for a day, he was also a little tired. When he heard Jun Long calling him to eat, he let out a long breath, opened his eyes and went down to the ground. Mao Wang brought the water basin When they came in, the three of them washed up, Jun Taki bought food from the mall, and made up a ready-made meal.
After dark, candles were lit in the room, Mao Wang went to wash the dishes, Jun Taki lay on the window sill, looking at the stars in the sky, there were no clouds in the sky in Ni Chen's secret realm during the day, and there were no stars at night, he couldn't even remember himself How long has it been since I saw the stars.
Jun Taki thinks of the place where he grew up, the Oduo Wa star in the My Lai galaxy. Every summer in June, the stars at night will turn pink for a whole month. Many people from other galaxies come here admiringly. Before falling, the whole person fell into a warm embrace.
"Don't catch a cold, go to sleep." Ni Xun closed the window, held Jun Taki's cold hand in his palm, but didn't activate his spiritual power, but just covered it with his own body temperature.
Jun Long leaned in Ni Xun's arms, rubbed against Ni Xun's chest, put his ear on his chest, and whispered, "Ni Xun, I'm homesick."
"What's your house like?" Ni Xun knew he shouldn't ask, Jun Taki would be sad, but he couldn't help asking, he didn't want Jun Taki to keep it in his heart, even if he would cry, even if he felt distressed , It's like a wound, if you don't remove the medicine, it will only fester, and it will never heal.
"My family lives on a planet. I was born and raised there. I have lived there for 18 years. My family has parents, an elder brother, and the housekeeper, Uncle Wendsen..." Jun Taki spoke slowly, and sometimes the preface was blurred. He didn't cry, just leaned against Ni Xun's arms, closed his eyes, and talked in a flat tone until his voice became hoarse.
Ni Xun looked at Jun Taki who was sleeping in his arms, feeling sore in his heart. In 18 years, in Bai Yan's long life, the adult Bai Yan may pass after a sleep. Ni Xun had a sore nose and blinked. eyes, but without a single tear, she gently kissed Jun Taki's forehead to make him sleep more soundly, then put him into the bed and tucked the corners of the quilt.
He heard what Mao Wang said, and he didn't think those people were easy to fool, but he didn't need to tell Jun Taki that he was frightened, he was still a cub, so he shouldn't think so much, as long as he quickly Just grow up happily.Ni Xun reluctantly put Jun Taki's hand under the bed, turned around and went out, hiding in the night.
Xie Zhichun was looking at this season's goods dispatch account book, when suddenly the window slammed lightly, and there was an extra person in the room, Xie Zhichun was startled, his right hand holding the brush did not move, but his left hand was quietly put down, using the table to cover , silently pulled out the dagger from the boot shaft.
"Thank you shopkeeper, you are safe here." Ni Xun took two steps forward, without bowing or smiling, just saying hello.
Xie Zhichun heard the Kunshan jade-like voice, saw Ni Xun's face again, and the dagger in his hand fell to the ground with a clang: "You...you are..."
"Thank you for the shopkeeper and Doctor Hu's help. Mao Wang has already reported the truth. I don't know if you want to thank the shopkeeper and continue to do the fruit business." Ni Xun bent down to pick up the dagger on the ground, lifted his clothes, and sat opposite Xie Zhichun.
"Presumably you also know who came to trouble you back then. Immortals who fly into the sky and hide in the ground are not invincible to us mortals. As long as your fruit is on the market, they will definitely be found by them. Although my Xie family has A bit thin, but really powerless to do more.”
"Doctor Hu said the same thing, and advised me to take my clansmen to live in seclusion, ha ha... a mere monk pretends to be a fairy king, I'm afraid he won't dare to come." Ni Xun sneered, and the dagger in his hand He kneaded it into a ball, threw it lightly, landed on the table, and embedded it completely into the table: "Tomorrow, Maowang will continue to deliver the goods, and you can send them to the National Teacher's Mansion in the capital."
Before the words fell, there was no sign of Ni Xun in the room. Xie Zhichun stared blankly at the table. The imperial gift sword that cut iron like mud was kneaded like dough in his hands. This is really a fight between gods and mortals. ah!Xie Zhichun gave a wry smile, rubbed his face, forget it, you don't make money as a bastard, anyway, gods can't beat your own house in a fight, so just pretend to be confused!
Jun Taki couldn't move or speak, so he had no choice but to doze off. No one disturbed Ni Xun, so his speed was much faster. The sun had just set to the west, and he flew to the outskirts of Jinshui City.Ni Xun was too lazy to land, so he used the stealth trick, flicked the sleeves of his robe to make it much wider, covering Jun Taki from head to toe, and swaggered into the city from the sky, landing in the small courtyard he bought at the beginning.
There was no one in the house, the door to the house and the yard were locked, and there was a pile of hay piled high in the donkey shed, as well as a sack of open bean cakes.Ni Xun moved his nostrils slightly, smelled the smell left in the yard, and confirmed that no one else had been in the yard except Mao Wang within a few days. the door.
The house has changed a lot. When we left, there was only one earthen kang, one table and two benches in the main room. I don’t know how Mao Wang lived for more than a year, but the kang has not changed, there are two more kangs. Cabinets, suitcases on the floor, desks and all kinds of scattered furniture have been purchased in a complete set. Compared with Jun Long's stingy play tricks and fooling people, this has the appearance of a home.
Ni Xun withdrew the invisibility technique, and relieved Jun Taki's body immobilization and silence by the way. Just as he put the sleeping Jun Taki on the kang, he heard a noise from the courtyard door. He went to the door and looked out. Leading the donkey towards the wide-open courtyard gate, he didn't see Ni Xun, but the donkey saw it first, and Er'a'ah barked, refusing to enter the door desperately.
Afraid of waking Jun Taki up, Ni Xun threw a silence spell over the donkey's forehead with a snap of his fingers. The donkey stretched its neck and howled silently.
"Oh~ Mr. Donkey, what's wrong with you? Huh?" Mao Wang scratched his ears anxiously, opened the mouth of the donkey and looked inside, and was sprayed by the donkey.
Ni Xun was so angry with this pair of idiots that his forehead was throbbing, and he finally couldn't help but say, "Mao Wang."
"Wait~ wait, let me take a look at my donkey first." Mao Wang wiped his face with his sleeve, and without turning his head, he replied and continued to pester the donkey: "Let me have a look, I will open the door, What are you stuck stealing again?"
Not to mention that Ni Xun was so angry that the donkey was also angry. He lifted his leg and gave Mao Wang a hoof, and sprayed him with spitting stars. By the way, he pushed Mao Wang into the yard with his head, and Mao Wang stumbled on the threshold. On the road, fell into the yard and lay on the ground, just about to complain, when I saw a person standing in front of the room, huh?Who is this?Does it look familiar?
Jun Taki slept all day yesterday. Today he dozed off because he was bored. He didn’t sleep too deeply. When the donkey blew, he woke up. He rubbed his eyes and got off the kang. Leaning complacently on Ni Xun's leg, there is no way, he is only half of Ni Xun's height now, but he wants to lean on his shoulder, but he can't reach it.
Ni Xun rubbed Jun Taki's soft hair, and Mao Wang, who was lying on the ground, also recognized Jun Taki, turned over and scrambled to rub against Jun Taki, and said with tears in his eyes, "Master!" The face with snot, nose and tears is as useless as it is worthless.
The donkey could be regarded as seeing the little master whose aura was not so scary, he sneaked into the yard with his tail between his tail and pulled the cart, and then hid in the thatched shed.Ni Xun cast a disgusted look at Mao Wang who was choked up at his feet and couldn't speak. With a wave of his sleeves, the courtyard door closed, the latch was inserted, and he turned and entered the house.
Jun Long didn't pay attention, but Ni Xun dodged him when he walked away, glared at Ni Xun, then squatted down to look at Mao Wang, and kindly handed over a handkerchief, anyway, there is no limit to this thing in the mall, how much does it cost? How many of them are used by Jun Taki as disposable paper towels.
Mao Wang took the handkerchief, blew his nose, and was so moved that he cried more and more fiercely. The young master is still the kind young master, but why did he become smaller again after walking around?Is the young master who entered the room?All the things that the young master dropped were attached to the young master, oh, that guy is half a head taller than the patrolling guard!
Thinking of patrolling the city guards, Mao Wang blew his nose again, held back his tears, and said, sobbing: "Master, you are back, have you seen the arrest warrant at the gate of the city? It’s amazing, it’s said that they are disciples and grandchildren of Master Tongtian of the capital, and it’s those two bad guys who went to Dr. Hu’s house to steal things.”
"What arrest warrant?" Jun Taki bought a glass of juice from his backpack, sat on the threshold and listened to Mao Wang's storytelling, thinking that Mao Wang was playing tricks.
"It's those two bad guys who want to arrest you and the young master. They posted portraits of you two, saying that all 72 cities in Kyushu have been posted, and they will reward you with a hundred taels of silver for tipping the news, and gold for those who are arrested. It turns out that the two of them are not good people, so I talked to shopkeeper Xie, that portrait doesn't look like the young master at all, just follow that, let's catch it in the next life! Hehe~"
Mao Wang thought that he was also responsible for adding oil and vinegar to the portrait, scratched his head, and smiled naively.
"Why didn't you go back to Baishi Town?" Seeing that Mao Wang was crying so hard that his voice became hoarse, Jun Long bought another glass of fruit juice and stuffed it into Mao Wang's hand. Mao Wang put the handkerchief from which he had blown his nose into his bosom and sat cross-legged On the ground, he explained to Jun Taki what happened this year in detail.
After Ni Xun and Jun Long left, Mao Wang first teamed up with Dr. Hu and Xie Zhichun to deceive Master Mishan and his disciples, and then found a hauler at the pier to earn money to buy property. Dr. Hu developed it based on the pills Jun Long left Special effects of bruises were given, one by one, what Mao Wang said was spitting and flying, and Jun Long was amazed to be there.
"It is said that the old Wangtou and two strong boys from the neighborhood carried his son by the door and went straight to Jishantang, followed by his wife, daughter-in-law and grandson, and the whole family cried together. Everyone They all thought that the Wang family was doomed, and Dr. Hu cut open his trouser legs, it was bloody and bloody, it was horrible! Without further ado, Dr. Hu took out a bag of medicinal powder and sprinkled it on, guess what? "Mao Wang slapped his thigh and looked Xiang Junlong.
"What's the matter?" Jun Taki saw the enthusiasm of what he said, smiled, and asked curiously pretending to be surprised.
"The bleeding stopped immediately, and he was splinted and wrapped with cloth strips, and he recovered quickly in a few days. No one could tell which leg he had been broken."
"Hey~ This medicinal powder is really powerful!"
"Hey~ He didn't research it with the pills you left behind, young master. He didn't understand that. He didn't even know how to knead medicinal powder into pills. He said that the medicinal properties are mutually exclusive and can't be taken internally. They can only be used as medicine for golden sores." Wang gulped down the juice in the cup, wiped his mouth and asked, "Master, are you hungry? Shall I cook?"
"Don't do it, let's eat what's ready." Jun Taki crumpled up the empty paper cup and threw it into the yard, patted his buttocks and entered the house.
Ni Xun was lying on the kang, resting his mind with his arms closed on his pillow. After flying for a day, he was also a little tired. When he heard Jun Long calling him to eat, he let out a long breath, opened his eyes and went down to the ground. Mao Wang brought the water basin When they came in, the three of them washed up, Jun Taki bought food from the mall, and made up a ready-made meal.
After dark, candles were lit in the room, Mao Wang went to wash the dishes, Jun Taki lay on the window sill, looking at the stars in the sky, there were no clouds in the sky in Ni Chen's secret realm during the day, and there were no stars at night, he couldn't even remember himself How long has it been since I saw the stars.
Jun Taki thinks of the place where he grew up, the Oduo Wa star in the My Lai galaxy. Every summer in June, the stars at night will turn pink for a whole month. Many people from other galaxies come here admiringly. Before falling, the whole person fell into a warm embrace.
"Don't catch a cold, go to sleep." Ni Xun closed the window, held Jun Taki's cold hand in his palm, but didn't activate his spiritual power, but just covered it with his own body temperature.
Jun Long leaned in Ni Xun's arms, rubbed against Ni Xun's chest, put his ear on his chest, and whispered, "Ni Xun, I'm homesick."
"What's your house like?" Ni Xun knew he shouldn't ask, Jun Taki would be sad, but he couldn't help asking, he didn't want Jun Taki to keep it in his heart, even if he would cry, even if he felt distressed , It's like a wound, if you don't remove the medicine, it will only fester, and it will never heal.
"My family lives on a planet. I was born and raised there. I have lived there for 18 years. My family has parents, an elder brother, and the housekeeper, Uncle Wendsen..." Jun Taki spoke slowly, and sometimes the preface was blurred. He didn't cry, just leaned against Ni Xun's arms, closed his eyes, and talked in a flat tone until his voice became hoarse.
Ni Xun looked at Jun Taki who was sleeping in his arms, feeling sore in his heart. In 18 years, in Bai Yan's long life, the adult Bai Yan may pass after a sleep. Ni Xun had a sore nose and blinked. eyes, but without a single tear, she gently kissed Jun Taki's forehead to make him sleep more soundly, then put him into the bed and tucked the corners of the quilt.
He heard what Mao Wang said, and he didn't think those people were easy to fool, but he didn't need to tell Jun Taki that he was frightened, he was still a cub, so he shouldn't think so much, as long as he quickly Just grow up happily.Ni Xun reluctantly put Jun Taki's hand under the bed, turned around and went out, hiding in the night.
Xie Zhichun was looking at this season's goods dispatch account book, when suddenly the window slammed lightly, and there was an extra person in the room, Xie Zhichun was startled, his right hand holding the brush did not move, but his left hand was quietly put down, using the table to cover , silently pulled out the dagger from the boot shaft.
"Thank you shopkeeper, you are safe here." Ni Xun took two steps forward, without bowing or smiling, just saying hello.
Xie Zhichun heard the Kunshan jade-like voice, saw Ni Xun's face again, and the dagger in his hand fell to the ground with a clang: "You...you are..."
"Thank you for the shopkeeper and Doctor Hu's help. Mao Wang has already reported the truth. I don't know if you want to thank the shopkeeper and continue to do the fruit business." Ni Xun bent down to pick up the dagger on the ground, lifted his clothes, and sat opposite Xie Zhichun.
"Presumably you also know who came to trouble you back then. Immortals who fly into the sky and hide in the ground are not invincible to us mortals. As long as your fruit is on the market, they will definitely be found by them. Although my Xie family has A bit thin, but really powerless to do more.”
"Doctor Hu said the same thing, and advised me to take my clansmen to live in seclusion, ha ha... a mere monk pretends to be a fairy king, I'm afraid he won't dare to come." Ni Xun sneered, and the dagger in his hand He kneaded it into a ball, threw it lightly, landed on the table, and embedded it completely into the table: "Tomorrow, Maowang will continue to deliver the goods, and you can send them to the National Teacher's Mansion in the capital."
Before the words fell, there was no sign of Ni Xun in the room. Xie Zhichun stared blankly at the table. The imperial gift sword that cut iron like mud was kneaded like dough in his hands. This is really a fight between gods and mortals. ah!Xie Zhichun gave a wry smile, rubbed his face, forget it, you don't make money as a bastard, anyway, gods can't beat your own house in a fight, so just pretend to be confused!
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