It's really hard to be a scumbag

When he came out of the alley, Jiang Jiang had already perfectly disguised himself.

He pressed the brim of his hat, lifted his foot and walked into the crowd outside.

There were people coming and going on Zhongxin Street, and Jiang Jiang could see the promotional posters hanging on the shopping mall with a casual glance in the street with the most traffic.The scenes in the posters have different colors, but they have one thing in common, that is, all the characters on them are his faces.

After years of not coming back, Jiang Jiang thought he was wanted when he saw these things at first. It was not until he quickly made a disguise that he dared to sit down. Surrounded by 3D behind him was 'Look, take a look, buy To be earned' asked the world's will to understand the cause and effect.

The Will of the World is easy to speak, and said in detail: "After you left, everyone was very surprised. Your fans spontaneously made rankings for data, and in exchange for land and posters in many cities, this is what you see now."

Jiang Jiang slightly raised his head and looked around, wondering like a straight man who doesn't understand his style: "What are you doing instead? Is there any use?"

The Will of the World explained: "To a certain extent, it is a symbol of getting out of the circle, but you are quite famous, and you have already completed this step, so the reason why they do this is because they like you and want to see you in every corner of reality. to your face, even if they know that you quit the circle to elope with my young lady."

Jiang Jiang was puzzled and said, "When will I get together with—oh?"

He opened his head and reacted suddenly, remembering that when he was about to leave, he couldn't find an excuse, so he just made a random nonsense to deal with Liang Yichun and the others.

At that time, he never thought that he would come back, so he didn't care about the consequences of this excuse at all, and now... now he is stupid.

After struggling for a long time, Jiang Jiang gritted his teeth and took out his mobile phone, and checked Liang Yizheng's movements and changes in recent years on the Internet.

All kinds of news on the Internet are mixed, some of which are true and some are false, but among the crowd, the news about Liang Yizhen is surprisingly the least.He was originally Jiang Jiang's assistant, and he showed no signs of developing into the entertainment industry. Later, his marriage with Jiang Jiang was exposed, and he played a supporting role in the movie "Doomsday" by accident. I remember my face, and I still mentioned him a few words when discussing the plot in the forum after many years.

Floor 1: "Reviewing the epic sci-fi masterpiece "Doomsday" last night, it made me cry. The end of the world is nothing, and those ordinary people who are struggling in the doomsday are really tear-jerking. But compared to A pure white and innocent little girl, I like the role of the director more. She can obviously abandon the cumbersome people to seek life, but she will bear the lives of thousands of people without hesitation, and will not give up or abandon everyone. Even if they die later , but that is also an honor to die."

2nd floor: "ps: Although I watched and cried, I still want to ask if there is any food for the protagonist to eat. The naive, ignorant and cruel little god is really delicious. The destruction of the world and the death of hundreds of millions of people are in his eyes It’s all irrelevant things, I even saw curiosity in his beautiful eyes! This is too poignant for my sex/obsession! Crazy Jimei please guide me, I’m really too greedy for the protagonist’s fresh and tender body woo woo woo."

3rd floor: "Guide the way to Xanadu, there is all the food you want, if you are an adult, remember to apply for the qualification to enter the A-level area, otherwise you can only eat the pure love of roses between the director and the little god, and you will not be able to see the high-ranking ones." The gluttonous feast of the little god being wiped by passers-by, funny.jpg."

Floor 4: "I also like the character design of the director. He is not afraid of death, and resolutely assumes the duties of a guide and guardian. If he does not have such courage and responsibility, the little god will not give him flowers. Right? After all, the protagonist doesn’t have many seeds, and each one has magical powers, so even if you give it away, you will be more cautious?”

Floor 5: "Compared to the foreshadowing of the seed, I want to pinch the director and ask what is going to happen next! Why did the little god finally wait until the director broke his shell and disappeared later?!"

Floor 6: "Yeah, I once suspected that this movie was unfinished, but looking at the series of well-known awards at home and abroad in its resume, I felt that maybe I didn't have the spirituality to comprehend the meaning that the director wanted to express =. = "

7th floor: "Is there anything to comprehend, didn't the director say it on Weibo? There is nothing to film about the following plot, it is the long history of chasing his wife after Abyss wakes up, because it doesn't fit the theme of the film's sci-fi doomsday, He didn't go on leading any more."

8st Floor:"???"

Floor 9: "Fuck, so the director and the little god are really a couple? Then the rose is the official candy?!"

The follow-up posts were all blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Jiang Jiang focused on Liang Yichun. Seeing that the netizens only cared about the role of the director, he silently quit to look at other content.

He browsed around for a while before sorting out the fragmentary information, and found that since he eloped with "Miss Sister" for love, Liang Yichun had completely quit the entertainment industry and concentrated on starting the Jiang family's business. He made several appearances and went to various places to receive awards on behalf of Jiang Jiang.

Jiang Jiang used a Luoyang shovel to find several videos from a few years ago. As soon as he opened it, Liang Yichun appeared in the camera in a suit and leather shoes.Different from other humble and gentle actors, he has too much aura. It seems that he doesn't want to accept the award. Instead, he looks like a big boss behind the scenes condescendingly showing his face.

When standing on the podium, his cold face completely overwhelmed the hosts on both sides. Before the hosts handed over the microphone, he stretched out his hand, making the two hosts inexplicably a head shorter.

After taking the microphone, Liang Yichun raised his eyes.

Holding the trophy in his hand, he looked straight at the camera, almost giving Jiang Jiang the illusion that he saw himself.

The next second, Liang Yizhen said "Jiang Jiang" in a low voice.

His dark eyes were bottomless, and his voice was calm and steady: "Come back when you've had enough fun."

The video ends.

Jiang Jiang looked at the dark screen in a daze for two seconds before closing the window guiltily.

After hesitating for a moment, he went to search for Song Zhi's recent situation.

Song Zhi is the protagonist of this world, destined to become a man on the pyramid. Jiang Jiang just entered Song Zhi's name, and a lot of news about him appeared in front of him.

Among these news, the most explosive one is the first one.

[burst!Song Yingdi came out in public on the podium!Frankly speaking, he is obsessed with the old gold master! ]

Jiang Jiang was stunned by the three exclamation points, and quickly clicked in.

As soon as he refreshed, he saw countless netizens commenting below.

Floor 1: "One thing to say, I'm also obsessed with his benefactor. Woohoo, Jiang Jiang was abducted by some goblin! God knows how I survived these few years with only three pieces, and now My dog ​​can already speak the lines in "Princess", why is Jiang Jiang still wandering outside!"

2nd Floor: "Brother Liang and Brother Gu, can you give me some help? Jiang Jiang has been sneaking away for so long, why can't he even find a shadow? You should at least take two new photos to satisfy our hunger!"

Floor 3: "Although, but, is your focus all wrong? Song Zhi came out in public? He has worked hard these past few years, right? It’s been broadcasting all the time, is there any movie star as desperate as him? Now he’s coming out of the closet, doesn’t it mean he doesn’t want to start a career anymore?”

Floor 4: "There is no conflict between coming out and his career. You also said that he has achieved his current achievements through hard work. Since he is relying on himself, what can netizens do if they are shocked and angry? They can also withdraw their funds and warn them. ?”

Floor 5: "And...does he need to come out? Who doesn't know what happened between him and the benefactor's father?"

6th floor: "Hahahaha yes, who doesn't know about his events on variety shows, setting a unique note on the top of the phone is a trivial matter, he can open a separate room at home to store Jiang Jiang's peripherals and personal items, which is better than me This ginger powder is still infatuated, so I am embarrassed to scold him for rubbing my brother's heat."

7th Floor: "What is this? Didn't you watch the variety show that was hastily edited? Song Zhi drank too much and regarded a tree with a crooked neck as Jiang Jiang. He begged and knelt down to ask Jiang Jiang to come back. Others I can’t even pull him, Jimei and I feel pity for that episode, he is really a miserable dog.”

Floor 8: "Hey, he's not the only one who licked the dog miserably, and I've shed a lot of tears for Meng Xian! That's the Bai Yueguang that I've never forgotten, and now thinking about it, I can cry my nose bubbles!"

The crooked building is gone like a runaway wild horse, and everyone is not interested in the news of Song Zhi's public confession. Most of them express a rare calmness, and a few people are confused after being led astray Accepted it.

Jiang Jiang silently watched them tease, and after glimpsing Song Zhi's pitiful life in these years, he couldn't help but gradually softened his heart.

After sitting blankly for a while, he regained his composure and searched for Gu Heyu's recent situation, ready to see what state the other party is in now. If he is better than this poor little Song Zhi, then he will give priority to appeasing Song Zhi.

After all, he is only one person, and there are a lot of fragments.

However, before Jiang Jiang could finish typing Gu Heyu's name, he suddenly received a call on his mobile phone. In the line of the caller's name, there were three words written clearly - Liang Yichun.

Jiang Jiang shook his hand.

Hung up.

He was stunned in place, and it took a long time before he swallowed his saliva, shrinking his head in guilt and helplessness.When he was thinking about whether he should call back to explain, Liang Yizhen called back again.

Jiang Jiang stared at the phone for a long time, and finally connected carefully under the persistence of the other party.

After the call was connected, there was no extra sound from there for a while.

After waiting for a while, Jiang Jiang had no choice but to speak first: "Hello?"

Liang Yizhen was silent for a moment, then calmly said: "Have you played enough?"

Jiang Jiang didn't understand, he couldn't figure it out and said, "Huh?"

Noisy voices gradually rang out from the phone, Liang Yichun seemed to be walking, but his tone was still calm: "Enough playing, are you willing to come back?"

Jiang Jiang understood now. He was startled, wondering how Liang Yizhen knew that when he came back, he suddenly heard a familiar background voice from his mobile phone: "Look, take a look, you can earn money if you buy it!" ah!"

The voice perfectly coincided with the reality, and Jiang Jiang was stunned for a while, then he cried out in his heart.

He stood up abruptly and turned his head to look.

I saw Liang Yizhen coming behind him at some point, looking at him straightly.

The author has something to say: Jiang Jiang: I want to shop around and find the worst one to give me a hug.

Liang Yichun (raising a corner of the small black room): Heh.

感谢在2020-07-2521:41:05~2020-07-2612:33:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!