It's really hard to be a scumbag

From noon to dark, after everyone had passed the catastrophe, Jiang Jiang stretched his waist and glanced at the crowd not far away.Those people originally stood at a very far place to observe and study, but after Feng Shaoguang and others were struck by lightning non-stop, they couldn't help getting closer and closer, and the expressions on their faces changed from sluggish to stupid, as if they had been struck by lightning. It wasn't Feng Shaoguang who was struck by lightning, but them.

Jiang Jiang withdrew his gaze from the scorching eyes of the group of people, jumped off the roof lightly and said: "Tomorrow the mountain will be very lively."

Fu Yuning followed.

After recovering his memory, his temper became a lot colder. Compared with the hostility all over his body back then, his current behavior can already be called a good sentence.Moreover, the traces left by time on him are extremely obvious. The unrestrained and unrestrained wantonness of the past century has been deeply integrated into his soul. Guard the mountain and never let anyone up."

Jiang Jiang thought for a while: "It's a waste of time and energy to simply block people, why don't you go with Zhuang Hui?"

Zhuang Hui looked puzzled at the side, but he didn't say anything, obviously he chose to listen to Jiang Jiang for no reason.

On the contrary, Jiang Jiang was afraid that he wouldn't understand, so he explained enthusiastically: "You pack all your pills and take them down, and if you meet rich people, bah, or someone with predestined relationship, you can use them without using them." Everything is done."

Zhuang Hui was startled, and then his eyes lit up, and he said happily, "It's you."

Jiang Jiang raised the little fox's tail, unreservedly echoed and boasted: "As expected of me!"

A group of them entered the main hall of the sect with smiles. The center of the hall was originally an empty area, which was used by the suzerain to teach the disciples. Jiang Jiang thought it was useless, so he asked Feng Shaoguang to build a round table of vermilion wood and put it here. It is convenient for their family of a dozen to eat.

The round table at this meeting is full of fragrant food, even the cultivators who don't need to eat can't talk about it. Surrounded by people around him, Jiang Jiang sat in the first seat, with a flash of the name "" in his beautiful eyes. The little Xing Xing of "Let's eat soon" looks funny and itchy to others, wishing to sit beside him and feed him himself.

For this reason, everyone except Jiang Jiang didn't sit down, and each of them was fighting for the two seats next to Jiang Jiang.Jiang Jiang waited patiently for a while, seeing that they were still arguing, he could only look away from the table reluctantly, and looked at the group of worried disciples.

"Ye Fan must sit here. He cooks all the dishes on this table, and he deserves the most credit." Jiang Jiang reasonably arranged the seat on the right hand side, and couldn't help hesitating when it was the left hand's turn.What he was thinking about was Lin Xian. After all, the two protagonists looked very symmetrical, which perfectly satisfied his mild obsessive-compulsive disorder.

However, none of the people present were herbivores, and they all stared at him like wolves and tigers. If he chose Lin Xian without giving a reason, these people would definitely be dissatisfied. Derail a good celebratory dinner.

There was no way, Jiang Jiang closed his eyes and said, "I'll point at any one, and whoever I point to will be whoever I point to. What do you think?"

Everyone struggled for two seconds. There was no other better way, so they could only agree.

Jiang Jiang looked serious and fair on the surface, but in fact he quickly sensed Lin Xian's location.Since he didn't use his spiritual sense to detect it, the others didn't notice it at all. Although they were depressed when they saw Lin Xian being picked, they didn't feel unconvinced or jealous.

The seat closest to Jiang Jiang was arranged, and the rest of the seats were not very attractive. After everyone reluctantly sat down, their eyes were always entangled with Jiang Jiang.

Jiang Jiang's mind was captured by the food, and he temporarily lost interest in handsome, seductive or beautiful male creatures, completely ignoring the desires of others, and said happily to himself: "Okay, let's eat!"

After he finished speaking, Ye Fan and Lin Xian took the lead in picking up food for him with their chopsticks.

After Jiang Jiang tasted it, she couldn't help staring at Ye Fan: "It's delicious."

Ye Fan paused for a moment, and his eyes suddenly darkened. He raised his hand to pinch Jiang Jiang's jaw, and said in a hoarse voice, "Really? I'll try it."

Before Jiang Jiang could answer, Ye Fan bowed his head and kissed Jiang Jiang.

He didn't do anything excessive, he just tasted it superficially, and quickly raised his head and said with satisfaction: "Well, it's delicious."

Jiang Jiang: "..."

The originally not very festive and lively atmosphere was suddenly quiet as a chicken, and everyone's eyes were firmly fixed on his lips. Jiang Jiang was discouraged, and stopped trying to do things that would easily cause him to go off, and honestly buried himself in his meal.

When the meal was full, the puppet brought out some wine and filled it up for them one by one.

Jiang Jiang shook the sake in the white jade cup curiously: "What kind of wine is this? Is it delicious?"

Fu Yangsheng said with a smile: "This is the peach blossom wine brewed by myself. It tastes sweet and leisurely. When you drink it for the first time, it's like having spring peach petals in your tongue. After you drink it, it's like ten miles of peach blossoms blooming in an instant. It makes people addicted to it. It’s endlessly memorable.”

Jiang Jiang: "..."

He knows every word, why can't he understand it together?

This is too much of a stream of consciousness, it's all nonsense.

Jiang Jiang was full of complaints, so he simply raised his head and took a sip.

Jiang Jiang couldn't help squinting his eyes as the wine passed his throat, and said in a soft voice, "Good wine."

His cheeks are as pink as peach blossoms, and his eyes are full of watery light. A casual glance will make people fascinated and want to kneel down and kiss the back of his feet, begging him to look at him for a long time. himself.

The banquet quieted down unknowingly, everyone's eyes changed, and Jiang Jiang muttered without knowing it: "The tree is full of peach blossoms... This is actually true... ..No, this is... an illusion of elation."

In order to verify his guess, he took Lin Xian and Ye Fan's wine glasses and drank tons of them.

After drinking, he slowed down for a moment, blushed and said, "That's right, this wine is meant to make people drink happily and happily... although the happiness is a bit inexplicable."

He leaned against Lin Xian's arms, and showed a harmless, clever and shy smile at Lin Xian. Lin Xian tried her best to hold back with a sullen face, but she still couldn't hold back the physiological reaction of raising the flag suddenly.

Jiang Jiang stretched out his hand without knowing it, and curiously touched the black lines on Lin Xian's cheeks. His eyes were blurred and his arms were weak, and he almost missed Lin Xian's chin after touching twice.

Lin Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry and moved her face closer.

Before Jiang Jiang touched Lin Xian, a hand was inserted across the air and grabbed Jiang Jiang's wrist, and said with a smile, "Jiang Jiang, it's getting late, you should go to rest."

Jiang Jiang murmured, tilted his head against Ye Fan's chest, closed his eyes and muttered, "Okay, I'm asleep."

Fu Yangsheng pinched his cheeks speechlessly, and after pinching the angry kitten's fur, he said with a smile: "No, I have to go back to my room to sleep."

Lin Xian looked gentle, but her voice was quite tough: "Why not? Where Jiang Jiang wants to sleep and who he wants to sleep with is his right. Since he has chosen me, I will take good care of him. You don't need to come talk."

Fu Yangsheng snorted and said with an inexplicable meaning: "Master Mozun is so majestic, but Jiang Jiang didn't say he wants you, he just lay down in your arms, and he has to speak to anyone who really wants to get close." Just say it."

Lin Xian refused without thinking, but there were quite a few people present, relying on the number of people to suppress his opinion, they all agreed to let Jiang Jiang speak up.

Fu Yangsheng stroked Jiang Jiang's restless wrist, and asked at the same time: "Jiang Jiang, who do you want to sleep with?"

Jiang Jiang's eyes were confused: "What?"

Fu Yangsheng saw that his little brain was dull, so he said briefly: "There are so many of us here, who do you want?"

As soon as he said this, Jiang Jiang suddenly realized, and said with a big tongue: "I want it all!"

Everyone's expressions froze.

Fu Yangsheng also hesitated, and hastily emphasized: "Who do you want most?"

Jiang Jiang raised her fist impatiently, and said fiercely: "I! All! All! I want it!"

All his pieces!

One can't be less!

The banquet was quiet, everyone looked subtle, and no one spoke for a while.

Jiang Jiang waited and did not get a response, and suddenly felt aggrieved: "Can't I have it all?"

Fu Yangsheng was almost softened by what his pitiful voice said, and he gritted his teeth after exhausting his reason: "No, I can only choose one."

Jiang Jiang stopped talking, he kept silent, and other hard-hearted people couldn't help but take the initiative to look at him.

Looking at it this way, everyone found that the stars in his eyes were rolling down silently, and the slender and thick eyelash feathers were stained with dew, trembling and falling as he sobbed.

It was obvious that he was crying alone, but everyone present was crushed. He was so distressed that he couldn't care about anything else. He just wanted to do everything to make him smile foolishly again.

Jiang Jiang looked at them in a daze, seeing that they changed their minds and agreed to his request, he tilted his head uneasy and said, "Can I really want them all?"

Everyone looked at Zhuang Hui. Zhuang Hui took out a pile of ninth-grade elixir for smoothing and repairing skin from the storage bag, took a deep breath and solemnly assured: "Yes."

Jiang Jiang, who got the promise, closed her eyes contentedly, like a little squirrel stocking up.

Not a single piece of him was missing.

very nice.

More than a hundred years later, the new suzerain of the Taiqing sect went to pay a visit to the world's number one sect according to the old routine.

When she arrived, a lot of people had already gathered at the foot of the mountain, and they were all famous leaders of various sects.

These people say that they are unrestrained and unrestrained outside, but here they are cautious and dare not raise their heads.

There was silence everywhere, until the puppet who was no different from a real person came down and politely declined their request for an interview, and everyone sighed whether they were lucky or disappointed.

The new suzerain looked calm and led his disciples back.

There were no outsiders on the way back, and her disciple asked curiously: "Sect Master, that mountain just now is a fairy mountain? Why do I feel that it is no different from an ordinary mountain?"

The new suzerain stared ahead, and said calmly after hearing the words: "The reason why people in the world call it the fairy mountain is not because there is any magic in this mountain, but because there are immortals from the outer world living on the mountain."

The disciple came to a sudden: "I know this, they are the immortals in the Immortal Sect. It is rumored that there are not many people in that sect, but everyone is an immortal. Is this true, Sect Master?"

"Do not."

With nostalgia in Xi Lan's eyes, she said softly, "There is only one immortal there."

The author has something to say: Originally, I wanted to write about the history of the sect’s rise in detail, but later I realized that love is not as good as struggle, so I cut it off _(:3」∠)_

Don't ask what happened that night, just ask about things that cannot be judged hehehe.

感谢在2020-07-2517:50:25~2020-07-2521:41:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 turtledove;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Aesop;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!