It's really hard to be a scumbag

Jiang Jiang's cheeks flushed immediately, and as soon as he loosened his hands, the large mage robe fell off, covering Fatci.

"I usually...don't wear this kind of thing." Jiang Jiang held back for a long time before he could say this.

With a warm smile on Igedot's face, he chuckled lightly and said, "I know, it's okay, you look good dressed like this, and the lining is very round."

Jiang Jiang wanted to cover his face upon hearing this.

Why can Igedot speak the words of tiger and wolf in such a serious manner!

"In painting, I'm just a simple painter, and you don't have to be shy, there is no filth in sacred paintings." With a smile on his lips, he said with a deep smile: "So, you Can I take it off now?"

Jiang Jiang clutched the mage's robe, and he really didn't take off his fat face to face.

He faltered and wanted to slip away, but Igedot seemed to see through his thoughts, and suddenly raised the vine in his hand and said gently: "If it's inconvenient, I can let it do it for me."

Jiang Jiang: ...

Jiang Jiang gave in.

Isn't it the time to lose weight?

He used to take a shower with someone else!

——Yes, that person is Bai Hang.

Jiang Jiang didn't want to be entangled by the vine anymore, so she bit her lip and bent down to shed her fat.

The little cutie was dangling on his hand, and finally he casually placed it on the bright jewels beside him.

Igedot over there raised the paintbrush stained with paint, and then looked up.

Although the other party didn't speak, the meaning in his eyes was very clear.

Jiang Jiang made a lot of psychological presuppositions for himself, and when he came to a critical moment, he was still very slow to lift the mage's robe.

The wide mage robe was lifted up a little bit, exposing from the ankle to the beautifully shaped calf.

When the mage robe was about to be lifted completely, Igedot's voice suddenly sounded: "Wait a minute."

Jiang Jiang shook his hands, and then happily said: "Don't you want to draw?"

Igedot raised his eyebrows: "That's not true, I just want to say that the perspective of that painting is behind you, so... can you turn your back to me?"

Jiang Jiang: ...

Fine.

It's he who thinks too much.

Jiang Jiang turned around listlessly.

I don't know if it's because he couldn't see it, but Jiang Jiang's movements are much more agile this time. He held the idea of ​​"slip away after painting, and then find a way to analize the elf king after slipping away", and then completely lifted the mage's robe.

emmmm

Cool swish.

The only heat is probably the scorching gaze behind him.

However, within a few minutes, Jiang Jiang heard Igedot say again: "No."

Jiang Jiang hurriedly put down his robe, turned around and said positively: "Can't draw it? How about forgetting it this time and drawing it next time?"

Igedot put the brush aside, then raised his eyes and said, "Come here."

After Jiang Jiang paused, he hesitated for a while, then approached hesitantly and asked, "Why?"

"The angle of view is still wrong." Igedot sighed: "You look at it there, and I can't restore the angle of view of that painting. So... can you sit on me?"

???

What a divine turn this is!

"No." Jiang Jiang said decisively: "Please allow me to refuse!"

He jumped back two steps very vigilantly, but Igedot had no intention of chasing him, but just sat there and sighed.

Looking at the melancholy appearance of the other party, Jiang Jiang was wondering if he had refused too bluntly, and when he should be more tactful next time, Igedot said distressedly: "Actually, I want to seduce you slowly."

Jiang Jiang was taken aback, a bad premonition arose in his heart: "What do you mean?"

Igedot smiled again. He had no intention of explaining, but said softly to himself: "Unfortunately, the deal between McMillan and Suskel seems to be coming to an end. In order not to be disturbed, I just can speed things up.”

He raised his hand wrapped around the vine, and then, the vine, which looked like a dead thing, swayed to the ground, and then rushed towards Jiang Jiang like a sharp arrow.

Jiang Jiang felt something was wrong when he raised his hand, but he ran a few steps and was still not as fast as the tree and vine.

Different from the meeting just now, the vines now are thick and strong, trapping Jiang Jiang strongly, making it impossible for him to escape.

Jiang Jiang panicked and opened his mouth to call for help, but was blocked by vines the moment he opened his mouth.

Jiang Jiang was speechless, and as soon as he changed his mind, he was about to activate the contract to summon his younger brother to rescue him.

……

However it was of no use.

Jiang Jiang urged for a long time, but the contract remained calm as if he hadn't heard it at all.

When all methods failed, Jiang Jiang really wept.

Mom sells batches.

Obviously he is the scumbag who wants to misbehave against the Elf King!

Igedot's footsteps approached, and when he walked in front of Jiang Jiang, he squatted down and smiled softly, "Do you like it?"

Jiang Jiang glared at him.

"Ah, sorry, I forgot it was still in your mouth." Igedot smiled without sincerity: "It likes you very much, and has always wanted to get close to you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Jiang's body tensed up.

As Igedot said, the tree vine really wanted to get close to him. Like a wild dog that had loosened its leash, it would wrap around him in circles, curious and nostalgic for every inch of him.

Even the little flower has to poke it!

What made Jiang Jiang even more uneasy was Igedot.

The other party closed his eyes for a while, and when he opened them again, he said in a relaxed tone: "Macmillan and Suskel seem to have some conflicts because of the transaction, and they are still arguing."

"Take advantage of this good opportunity." Igedot put his hand into the dense vines, and he smiled lowly, "Let me take a closer look at the place I want to paint."

too difficult.

It's really hard.

An elf is fine, but the vines that look like octopuses are the scariest.

Jiang Jiang lost control after being taken care of several times, and finally lost consciousness in a white light comparable to holy light.

When he woke up again, he found himself lying back on the big bed.

He hissed, subconsciously propped himself up and sat up.

But when he really sat up straight, he was stunned.

Based on his experience, according to the way of playing, he should be like a puddle of mud now, how can he still get up?

Jiang Jiang pulled open his collar, looked down and was startled.

What surprised him was not seeing any plum blossoms, but that there was nothing on the snow!

……

fuck.

Did he dream of spring? ? ?

Could it be because he has been thinking about Ye Yu Sannan?Or is it because he has a special affection for the gentle Igedot?

But... why is there still that smart tree vine in the dream!

He is not a pervert!

...probably not.

Jiang Jiang doubted himself.

When he was standing still, he heard strange footsteps approaching suddenly.

As soon as Jiang Jiang looked up, he saw that it was not Macmillan and Suskel who came in, but the gentle Igedot.

Seeing that he was awake, the other party came over with a smile and said, "How did you sleep?"

Jiang Jiang was still at a loss as to whether it was a dream or something, and didn't know what to say for a moment.

And Igedot didn't seem to wait for him to speak, and said softly: "The power of nature contains vitality. When I inject it into you to eliminate your physical discomfort, I also noticed that your mana seems to have changed."

Jiang Jiang didn't use the holy light when he woke up, so he subconsciously said, "Let me take a look—"

As he spoke, his voice suddenly disappeared.

Because he only belatedly understood the whole sentence of the Elf King, including the sentence about eliminating physical discomfort.

...In other words, he was really beaten by this big-tailed wolf!

Jiang Jiang got up suddenly, pushed down Igedot who was sitting by the bed, then sat on him and pinched him and said, "What do you mean by seduction? You have been acting to fool me?"

Igedot let him do whatever he wanted, and couldn't help but smile after hearing this: "How could it be a fool? I've just been trying to get your attention."

"As for what happened just now, it was indeed my fault." Igedot sighed softly, "I was too impatient, and I couldn't hold back. Ever since you promised to let me paint, I lost control a little bit. "

"However, as long as I think of you, you are in front of me." Igedot suddenly spoke quickly, his always pretending elegance completely collapsed, and now his eyes were burning and bright, which made Jiang Jiang almost overwhelmed.

"When I think of you standing there obediently, your shy cheeks are reddish, your eyes are full of spring water, and you lift up your robe little by little." Igedot's excited voice was faintly fanatic: "I can't bear it at all! "

"Do you know?" Igedot's voice lowered suddenly, but his eyes were still fixed on Jiang Jiang: "Whenever I recall that scene, I can't wait to—"

Jiang Jiang covered his mouth.

excuse me.

Goodbye.

Jiang Jiang really often felt out of place with these people because he wasn't perverted enough.

Especially now, he really wanted to cleanse his brain and strip out Igedot's sick words and expressions.

However, this is doomed to be impossible, so Jiang Jiang had no choice but to get up with tears in his heart and stay away from the pervert.

But before he left, the door of the small room was opened, and Macmillan and Suskel came out one after the other.

As soon as they came out, their eyes fixed on Jiang Jiang like a magnet.

And Jiang Jiang sitting on Igedot.

The air is awkward.

Jiang Jiang stared at McMillan in confusion for a long time, and finally got up abruptly, backing away and shaking his hands again and again: "I, I, I, I was just playing around with him."

McMillan looked calm, while Suskel looked at Igedot with a cuckolded expression on his face.

Igedot was propping himself up on the bed. Hearing Jiang Jiang's words, he turned his head and looked at the two people over there with a light smile, "Yes, Jiang Jiang and I are playing some grown-up games."

……

Shut up if you can't speak, OK?

Jiang Jiang almost cried out of anger when Igedot was dragging her back.

Seeing that Igedot wanted to say something, Jiang Jiang stepped forward and continued to slap him, then raised his head and said, "These are small things, I'm here to tell you about something big."

McMillan calmly looked at Igedot with a smile on his face, then skipped him to look at Jiang Jiang who was trying hard to be serious, and finally nodded and said, "Please tell me."

"We're about to start on the road." Jiang Jiang ignored Suskel's fire-breathing eyes, and said to McMillan solemnly: "We have been out for so long, and we have found many strong friends. Now, we just want to go It's time to slay the dragon and save the princess."

Macmillan nodded. He seldom refuses Jiang Jiang, and this time is no exception, even if he is going to face the dragon at the top of the pyramid.

"I'm going to activate the guiding magic." McMillan raised his foot and left.

As soon as he left, Jiang Jiang quickly withdrew his hand, frowning and wiping the suspicious marks on his palm.

On the other side, Suskel said with a sullen face and a strange air: "His Royal Highness has already found so many friends, so he probably doesn't care about old people like me. If that's the case, then I won't bother you to save the princess. I went back to the castle to plant flower fields."