It's really hard to be a scumbag
Chapter 224 2.43
How!what!Can!can!
What Igedot wants to draw is not the front and back, the place he wants to draw is too shameful for Jiang Jiang!
As long as Jiang Jiang thinks about the scene where he lifts up the mage's robe and is watched intently by the other party, he feels blood rushing to his brain, and immediately slaps the table to refuse.
However, the system's voice was faster than his [Hey, it was only the two of you when you painted, so you can finish Igedot's plot line? 】
Jiang Jiang's words were stuck in his throat instantly.
He was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help thinking about it.
What the system said seems to be correct...
In the plot, the story of the Elven King being ruined by Slag Gong is very simple and rough, just like the meeting with the little mermaid, the Elf King was successfully overthrown only with the help of Suskel.
But now, Jiang Jiang didn't dare to let Suskel make a move.
If you don't ask the sorcerer's father to help, with Jiang Jiang's current strength, maybe...you can try it?
After all, the Elf King is essentially a shooter, and the shooter is crispy.
Jiang Jiang struggled and hesitated again, unable to make up his mind for a while.
But now there are many people on the carriage, and it is not easy to find this opportunity and reason to have a two-person world with the Elf King without being discovered by McMillan.
So he thought about it, and finally said cruelly [Fight, if I don't solve this world within half a month as soon as possible, I will not be able to complete the task that I have been doing for so long]
Jiang Jiang let out a breath, looked up at Igedot, he stood up with the guilt in his heart and said, "Okay, which room are you going to paint? Let's go now."
While Macmillan and Suskel were still in the room and didn't know what to do, Jiang Jiang planned to make a quick decision.
As soon as he said those blunt words, Igedot paused.
Igedot looked at the young man twice more, but for a moment he didn't understand what the other party meant. He wondered if the other party didn't understand, and only thought that he wanted to paint simply.
But Igedot wanted to return to his thoughts, but he didn't open his mouth to explain, but curled his lips and said: "Go to the small room inside, I saw it earlier, the room there is relatively hidden, and there are some gems that are not commonly used. Painting will not be interrupted."
Secluded, safe and won't be disturbed.
When Jiang Jiang heard these words, he suddenly lost his mind.
After he regained his senses, he couldn't help but spurn his corrupt thoughts, and then coughed softly: "Then go over there."
"Okay." Igedot put away the book.
Because the space on the carriage is folded, the carriage looks small from the outside, but there are actually several rooms inside.
These rooms are spare, not meant to be lived in.
So Jiang Jiang probed in and found that there was no bed in this room!
If there is no bed, where does Jiang Jiang push the Elf King?
Push it to the ground?
Don't bring such a shabby person!
Jiang Jiang couldn't help getting anxious, his pace was slow, thinking that his plan had run aground first, and next time he looked for a chance to overthrow the Elven King, Igedot would not allow him to escape and dragged him in.
Not only was there no bed in the room, there was only one chair.
Jiang Jiang was refreshed when he saw it, and immediately said: "It's hard to stand without a bench, I'll go out and get another one."
He turned his head and wanted to slip away, but within two steps, his waist was suddenly hooked.
It didn't feel like human hands, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but look down.
Seeing it this way, he was stunned, and even stretched out his hand to touch it.
With his touch, the branch hooking his waist suddenly split into several small branches, and then those small branches climbed up Jiang Jiang's fingers, and extended from his fingers to his wrist.
When Jiang Jiang was amazed, Igedot walked up to him and said softly, "Aren't you scared? I just want to tell you that a bench is enough."
Jiang Jiang is still thinking about the bench now, he tried hard to withdraw his hand from the branch, but not only did the flexible branch not let go, it even tried to climb up his arm along his wrist.
Jiang Jiang's scalp was numb, and he pulled the branches in a panic, but it didn't do anything.
In the end, he was so scared that he called out to Igedot, and the elf king with a gentle smile seemed to react and asked, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Jiang wanted to cry without tears: "What do you think? I've been tossing around here for a long time, you're about to get him off, he's going to slip through my sleeve!"
The Elf King raised his eyebrows, and with a smile in his eyes, he said leisurely, "Okay, I'll help you now."
He stretched out his hand, and then reached Jiang Jiang's sleeve along the branch.
Because of the wide robe, Igedot stretched it in easily.
He didn't summon him back, but did it himself, which made Jiang Jiang stunned for a moment and at the same time had a bad premonition.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Jiang asked him puzzled, "Can't you summon him back?"
Igedot apologized: "This is a subtree of the World Tree, and it has its own spirituality. I can't force him back against his will, I can only drag him back."
"But don't worry." Igedot said gently: "He can feel my breath, and when I drag him back, he won't come to resist me."
"As for now, I can only wrong you." Igedot searched Jiang Jiang's sleeve, and then said helplessly, "He has already got into your clothes."
Jiang Jiang gritted his teeth: "I know, he is above me now."
And there was the meaning of continuing to stretch. Jiang Jiang panicked, fearing that the branch would climb below him, so he urged Igedot to speed up.
"Okay." Igedot stretched out his hand from his sleeve, and he said solemnly: "I will definitely help you find him... But, your mage's robe is too wide and too long, where should I go?" Reach out and grab him?"
The branch had already reached his waist and abdomen, Jiang Jiang panicked, and kept pulling open his collar, saying: "Find him from above, hurry up."
Igedot is taller than him, and he can see it in his collar at a glance.
Dark vines wrapped around the young man, amidst the large swaths of dark brown, there was a faint white greasy.
Igedot's eyes deepened, and he spoke again, but his voice was a little hoarse: "Okay... I'll come right away."
He stretched out his hand, and under Jiang Jiang's eagerness, he went all the way down, and finally grasped the naughty branch with precision.
Jiang Jiang's tense spirit relaxed, and he couldn't help but exhale: "Fortunately, you caught it in time before it went down."
Otherwise, his little brother will suffer...
Igedot smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I was too slow. I'll pull him out now, and it might hurt you a little bit."
"It's okay." Jiang Jiang said with lingering fear, "As long as you take him out, stay away from me in the future."
Igedot raised his lips, and he didn't reply as if he didn't hear it, but turned around and said, "I pulled it."
He lifted his hand up, and as he moved, the sticks wrapped around the fingers of Jiang Jiang's arm began to pull back.
These less sensitive places were okay, but the more sensitive places... made Jiang Jiang blush suddenly.
"What's the matter?" Igedot saw his abnormality at a glance, and after his eyes passed over the trembling flower buds among the branches, Igedot asked calmly, "Did you get strangled by the branches?"
Jiang Jiang bit her lip, endured it and shook her head.
The pain is not too much, but the branches are inevitably a bit rough compared to the skin, and it will inevitably be a little strange after grinding.
But this strangeness was too embarrassing, of course Jiang Jiang would not say it, so he shook his head.
Igedot didn't ask any more questions, he just lowered his head, looked at Jiang Jiang's trembling eyelashes, and then said hoarsely, "Then I'll keep pulling."
He pulled out the branch little by little, slowly, as if he was worried about hurting Jiang Jiang.
Even so, after all the branches were pulled out, Jiang Jiang couldn't help hissing.
Taking advantage of Igedot's inattention, he lowered his head and looked in, and finally wanted to cry without tears [My flower bone is swollen]
The system blushed, and he twitched [Then I'll help you get rid of the swelling? 】
Jiang Jiang's face darkened immediately [Where did you learn the language of color? ? ? 】
"All right."
Igedot's voice suddenly sounded, and he said gently: "Let's continue to draw."
Jiang Jiang came back to his senses.
Huaguduo still hurts a bit, Jiang Jiang felt that today is not a suitable day for pushing people, so he said dryly: "Why don't you paint tomorrow, I think I still have something to talk to McMillan about."
"Oh?" Igedot raised his eyebrows: "But I think he is still chatting with Suskel, so he probably doesn't have time to talk to you for the time being."
Jiang Jiang was taken aback: "How did you see that, haven't you stayed with me all the time?"
Igedot said gently: "Because I am an elf, I can perceive nature and the earth."
The holy son of the human race is not aware of it.
"Since none of them are free." Igedot chuckled and said, "Then let's take advantage of this time to draw."
"Wait until a painting is finished." Igedot said softly, "They should have finished talking."
Seeing the Elf King's persistent attitude and the vines in his hands that had not been confiscated, Jiang Jiang's inner sadness flowed upstream into the Atlantic Ocean for a while.
He sadly gave up his plan to overthrow the Elf King, thinking about finishing the painting first, and then he would seize the opportunity to anal Igedot after the painting was finished.
After thinking about it, Jiang Jiang Sangsang's mood improved a lot.
"Yes, it's good to stand." Igedot was still fiddling with the drawing board and drawing paper. He obviously didn't look up, but he spoke very accurately.
It was Jiang Jiang's first time as a model, so naturally he listened to Igedot all the way.
He stopped and stood there obediently for a short while, and saw that Igedot had prepared everything.
There was only one bench in the room, and Jiang Jiang couldn't sit on it if he had to stand, so Igedot just took it.
After he sat down, he picked up the paintbrush and stained it with paint, then raised his eyes to look over, and said with a chuckle, "Okay, you can lift it up."
Jiang Jiang's face became hot when he heard this, he hesitated for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and picked up the mage's robe.
After the mage's robe was fully lifted, Igedot frowned: "This is not possible."
Jiang Jiangzheng blushed, and was overjoyed when he heard this: "If it doesn't work, forget it."
Igedot narrowed his eyes, and he hooked his lips slightly: "It's not that you can't, it's that you can't wear that."
Jiang Jiang was taken aback for a moment, he followed Igedot's gaze, and saw the pink lace on his body.
The reason why he was wearing this kind of fat times was because Jiang Jiang's previous fat times disappeared for no reason, so when he left from the princess, he took some of the clothes he was wearing there with him.
Because he was so used to wearing it, Jiang Jiang never noticed what was wrong, so he didn't realize it until now under the watchful eyes of Igedot-this is a fat pair with a small skirt! ! !
What Igedot wants to draw is not the front and back, the place he wants to draw is too shameful for Jiang Jiang!
As long as Jiang Jiang thinks about the scene where he lifts up the mage's robe and is watched intently by the other party, he feels blood rushing to his brain, and immediately slaps the table to refuse.
However, the system's voice was faster than his [Hey, it was only the two of you when you painted, so you can finish Igedot's plot line? 】
Jiang Jiang's words were stuck in his throat instantly.
He was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help thinking about it.
What the system said seems to be correct...
In the plot, the story of the Elven King being ruined by Slag Gong is very simple and rough, just like the meeting with the little mermaid, the Elf King was successfully overthrown only with the help of Suskel.
But now, Jiang Jiang didn't dare to let Suskel make a move.
If you don't ask the sorcerer's father to help, with Jiang Jiang's current strength, maybe...you can try it?
After all, the Elf King is essentially a shooter, and the shooter is crispy.
Jiang Jiang struggled and hesitated again, unable to make up his mind for a while.
But now there are many people on the carriage, and it is not easy to find this opportunity and reason to have a two-person world with the Elf King without being discovered by McMillan.
So he thought about it, and finally said cruelly [Fight, if I don't solve this world within half a month as soon as possible, I will not be able to complete the task that I have been doing for so long]
Jiang Jiang let out a breath, looked up at Igedot, he stood up with the guilt in his heart and said, "Okay, which room are you going to paint? Let's go now."
While Macmillan and Suskel were still in the room and didn't know what to do, Jiang Jiang planned to make a quick decision.
As soon as he said those blunt words, Igedot paused.
Igedot looked at the young man twice more, but for a moment he didn't understand what the other party meant. He wondered if the other party didn't understand, and only thought that he wanted to paint simply.
But Igedot wanted to return to his thoughts, but he didn't open his mouth to explain, but curled his lips and said: "Go to the small room inside, I saw it earlier, the room there is relatively hidden, and there are some gems that are not commonly used. Painting will not be interrupted."
Secluded, safe and won't be disturbed.
When Jiang Jiang heard these words, he suddenly lost his mind.
After he regained his senses, he couldn't help but spurn his corrupt thoughts, and then coughed softly: "Then go over there."
"Okay." Igedot put away the book.
Because the space on the carriage is folded, the carriage looks small from the outside, but there are actually several rooms inside.
These rooms are spare, not meant to be lived in.
So Jiang Jiang probed in and found that there was no bed in this room!
If there is no bed, where does Jiang Jiang push the Elf King?
Push it to the ground?
Don't bring such a shabby person!
Jiang Jiang couldn't help getting anxious, his pace was slow, thinking that his plan had run aground first, and next time he looked for a chance to overthrow the Elven King, Igedot would not allow him to escape and dragged him in.
Not only was there no bed in the room, there was only one chair.
Jiang Jiang was refreshed when he saw it, and immediately said: "It's hard to stand without a bench, I'll go out and get another one."
He turned his head and wanted to slip away, but within two steps, his waist was suddenly hooked.
It didn't feel like human hands, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but look down.
Seeing it this way, he was stunned, and even stretched out his hand to touch it.
With his touch, the branch hooking his waist suddenly split into several small branches, and then those small branches climbed up Jiang Jiang's fingers, and extended from his fingers to his wrist.
When Jiang Jiang was amazed, Igedot walked up to him and said softly, "Aren't you scared? I just want to tell you that a bench is enough."
Jiang Jiang is still thinking about the bench now, he tried hard to withdraw his hand from the branch, but not only did the flexible branch not let go, it even tried to climb up his arm along his wrist.
Jiang Jiang's scalp was numb, and he pulled the branches in a panic, but it didn't do anything.
In the end, he was so scared that he called out to Igedot, and the elf king with a gentle smile seemed to react and asked, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Jiang wanted to cry without tears: "What do you think? I've been tossing around here for a long time, you're about to get him off, he's going to slip through my sleeve!"
The Elf King raised his eyebrows, and with a smile in his eyes, he said leisurely, "Okay, I'll help you now."
He stretched out his hand, and then reached Jiang Jiang's sleeve along the branch.
Because of the wide robe, Igedot stretched it in easily.
He didn't summon him back, but did it himself, which made Jiang Jiang stunned for a moment and at the same time had a bad premonition.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Jiang asked him puzzled, "Can't you summon him back?"
Igedot apologized: "This is a subtree of the World Tree, and it has its own spirituality. I can't force him back against his will, I can only drag him back."
"But don't worry." Igedot said gently: "He can feel my breath, and when I drag him back, he won't come to resist me."
"As for now, I can only wrong you." Igedot searched Jiang Jiang's sleeve, and then said helplessly, "He has already got into your clothes."
Jiang Jiang gritted his teeth: "I know, he is above me now."
And there was the meaning of continuing to stretch. Jiang Jiang panicked, fearing that the branch would climb below him, so he urged Igedot to speed up.
"Okay." Igedot stretched out his hand from his sleeve, and he said solemnly: "I will definitely help you find him... But, your mage's robe is too wide and too long, where should I go?" Reach out and grab him?"
The branch had already reached his waist and abdomen, Jiang Jiang panicked, and kept pulling open his collar, saying: "Find him from above, hurry up."
Igedot is taller than him, and he can see it in his collar at a glance.
Dark vines wrapped around the young man, amidst the large swaths of dark brown, there was a faint white greasy.
Igedot's eyes deepened, and he spoke again, but his voice was a little hoarse: "Okay... I'll come right away."
He stretched out his hand, and under Jiang Jiang's eagerness, he went all the way down, and finally grasped the naughty branch with precision.
Jiang Jiang's tense spirit relaxed, and he couldn't help but exhale: "Fortunately, you caught it in time before it went down."
Otherwise, his little brother will suffer...
Igedot smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I was too slow. I'll pull him out now, and it might hurt you a little bit."
"It's okay." Jiang Jiang said with lingering fear, "As long as you take him out, stay away from me in the future."
Igedot raised his lips, and he didn't reply as if he didn't hear it, but turned around and said, "I pulled it."
He lifted his hand up, and as he moved, the sticks wrapped around the fingers of Jiang Jiang's arm began to pull back.
These less sensitive places were okay, but the more sensitive places... made Jiang Jiang blush suddenly.
"What's the matter?" Igedot saw his abnormality at a glance, and after his eyes passed over the trembling flower buds among the branches, Igedot asked calmly, "Did you get strangled by the branches?"
Jiang Jiang bit her lip, endured it and shook her head.
The pain is not too much, but the branches are inevitably a bit rough compared to the skin, and it will inevitably be a little strange after grinding.
But this strangeness was too embarrassing, of course Jiang Jiang would not say it, so he shook his head.
Igedot didn't ask any more questions, he just lowered his head, looked at Jiang Jiang's trembling eyelashes, and then said hoarsely, "Then I'll keep pulling."
He pulled out the branch little by little, slowly, as if he was worried about hurting Jiang Jiang.
Even so, after all the branches were pulled out, Jiang Jiang couldn't help hissing.
Taking advantage of Igedot's inattention, he lowered his head and looked in, and finally wanted to cry without tears [My flower bone is swollen]
The system blushed, and he twitched [Then I'll help you get rid of the swelling? 】
Jiang Jiang's face darkened immediately [Where did you learn the language of color? ? ? 】
"All right."
Igedot's voice suddenly sounded, and he said gently: "Let's continue to draw."
Jiang Jiang came back to his senses.
Huaguduo still hurts a bit, Jiang Jiang felt that today is not a suitable day for pushing people, so he said dryly: "Why don't you paint tomorrow, I think I still have something to talk to McMillan about."
"Oh?" Igedot raised his eyebrows: "But I think he is still chatting with Suskel, so he probably doesn't have time to talk to you for the time being."
Jiang Jiang was taken aback: "How did you see that, haven't you stayed with me all the time?"
Igedot said gently: "Because I am an elf, I can perceive nature and the earth."
The holy son of the human race is not aware of it.
"Since none of them are free." Igedot chuckled and said, "Then let's take advantage of this time to draw."
"Wait until a painting is finished." Igedot said softly, "They should have finished talking."
Seeing the Elf King's persistent attitude and the vines in his hands that had not been confiscated, Jiang Jiang's inner sadness flowed upstream into the Atlantic Ocean for a while.
He sadly gave up his plan to overthrow the Elf King, thinking about finishing the painting first, and then he would seize the opportunity to anal Igedot after the painting was finished.
After thinking about it, Jiang Jiang Sangsang's mood improved a lot.
"Yes, it's good to stand." Igedot was still fiddling with the drawing board and drawing paper. He obviously didn't look up, but he spoke very accurately.
It was Jiang Jiang's first time as a model, so naturally he listened to Igedot all the way.
He stopped and stood there obediently for a short while, and saw that Igedot had prepared everything.
There was only one bench in the room, and Jiang Jiang couldn't sit on it if he had to stand, so Igedot just took it.
After he sat down, he picked up the paintbrush and stained it with paint, then raised his eyes to look over, and said with a chuckle, "Okay, you can lift it up."
Jiang Jiang's face became hot when he heard this, he hesitated for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and picked up the mage's robe.
After the mage's robe was fully lifted, Igedot frowned: "This is not possible."
Jiang Jiangzheng blushed, and was overjoyed when he heard this: "If it doesn't work, forget it."
Igedot narrowed his eyes, and he hooked his lips slightly: "It's not that you can't, it's that you can't wear that."
Jiang Jiang was taken aback for a moment, he followed Igedot's gaze, and saw the pink lace on his body.
The reason why he was wearing this kind of fat times was because Jiang Jiang's previous fat times disappeared for no reason, so when he left from the princess, he took some of the clothes he was wearing there with him.
Because he was so used to wearing it, Jiang Jiang never noticed what was wrong, so he didn't realize it until now under the watchful eyes of Igedot-this is a fat pair with a small skirt! ! !
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