It's really hard to be a scumbag

The system checked and said [Because Wu Lu took the initiative to find the principal and changed the dormitory with one of the other three people in the dormitory, so he is your roommate now. 】

Jiang Jiang was stunned for a while, and then said [Then this won't affect the overall plot, right?It would be embarrassing to die before leaving the teacher. 】

The system reassured [small things don't matter, as long as you take the key plot points seriously. 】

Jiang Jiang blinked [What if...in case...doesn't go well and the plot collapses? 】

The system paused [You are so good, I believe you will not collapse]

... How can you be so good at bragging.

Jiang Jiang couldn't laugh or cry.

After cleaning halfway, it was already noon, Jiang Jiang was dragged out by Wu Lu to eat.

And when he went out to eat with Wu Lu, Jiang Jiang couldn't help feeling how eager the few strokes of courtesy in the plot were.

Ask Jiang Jiang to order what he likes to eat, and listen to Jiang Jiang for whatever he drinks. Before Jiang Jiang can touch the fish and shrimp served, Wu Lu picks out the thorns with quick eyes and hands, peels the shells and puts them in his bowl.

If Wu Lu were a dog, Jiang Jiang doubted that his tail could wag like a third-speed electric fan.

After returning to the dormitory after eating, Wu Lu's own bed was covered with dust, and he fetched water and wrung towels for him. When Jiang Jiang wiped the bed clean and came down again, Wu Lu had wiped the table and cabinets.

Seeing that Wu Lu wanted to help him dry his clothes and quilts, Jiang Jiang hurriedly stopped him, "Don't, don't, I'll do it. You haven't cleaned it yet, I'll come and help you when I get it done. "

Wu Lu returned the clothes to him with a little disappointment, and quickly raised a smile and said, "It's okay, then you can hang the clothes, I will be here soon."

It was indeed very fast, Jiang Jiang just went downstairs to dry his clothes, and there were even many kind-hearted passers-by who wanted to help. In this short period of time, when Jiang Jiang came back, Wu Lu's table and beds were all cleaned up. up.

Jiang Jiang glanced at Wu Lu's body in a puzzled and cryptic manner, and asked the system in doubt [Didn't he say he is the second generation rich?How do you work so neatly? 】

The system quickly checked, and then mercilessly exposed Wu Lu [The person you just passed by outside the door was Wu Lu's bodyguard, he did most of the work, Wu Lu only wiped the table, and also I was dazed and distracted while wiping, causing a corner of the table to not be wiped clean. 】

……

Jiang Jiang was speechless looking at the silly, white and sweet sesame stuffed Wu Lu who was smiling in front of him.

Wu Lu didn't realize that he was poked a hole, exposing the black sesame stuffing inside, and was still wringing out the rag to dry the balcony, then turned to him and said, "Jiang Jiang, I heard that there is a very beautiful artificial lake in University A. , anyway, we have nothing to do in the dormitory, why don't we go and have a look?"

The dead house resisted very much, and finally cooperated with Wu Lu to the artificial lake. When he arrived, Jiang Jiang unexpectedly found that there were still many people here.

Scanning around, seeing Jiang Jiang's subtle expression, Wu Lu hurriedly explained, "I guess it's not hot. There are trees and water by the lake, so everyone likes to come here to rest."

Jiang Jiang's eyes flicked across the couples of intimate young couples, then nodded, pretending to believe it and said, "So that's how it is."

As soon as he finished speaking, the young couple next door burst out laughing.

Jiang Jiang turned his head, and saw the young couple stunned for two seconds, then looked at Wu Lu beside him, and smiled ambiguously, "Yes, what your friend said makes sense, we are all here to enjoy the cool. "

The two little girls held hands sticky in summer, and the girl in the blue and white clothes winked at them and said, "We are enjoying the cool weather, I wish you...have fun."

The two who were obviously senior sisters left with a smile on their face. Wu Luqing coughed, blushing slightly, and pulled Jiang Jiang to sit where the two had just been.

For a period of time after that, apart from attending classes, whenever Wu Lu was free, he liked to take Jiang Jiang to the artificial lake.

Jiang Jiang thought about the scumbag and Wu Lu's romantic rumors in the plot, so he had to hold back the idea of ​​staying in the dormitory. From time to time, he would go to the lakeside of the lovers of A, looking at the trees, the wind, and the couples. lovers.

Seeing that the people around were almost gone that day, Jiang Jiang killed the mosquito around him blankly, and stood up to call Wu Lu back to the dormitory.

Wu Lu suddenly grabbed his wrist.

The breeze blows slowly, and by the quiet lake, only the rustling of leaves can be heard.

There are idle fish gnawing on the lake, and there are little fireflies on the shore.

Under the bright moonlight, Wu Lu stared at Jiang Jiang, and said anxiously, "Jiang Jiang, have I told you that I like you."

Jiang Jiang was silent for two seconds, and resolutely replied to Jindian's quotations that he refused to confess, "I'm sorry, you are a good person."

Wu Lu was stunned, and couldn't help showing a frustrated expression on his face, and then hurriedly said, "I'm not joking, I really really like you very much."

Seeing that Jiang Jiang opened his mouth to say something, Wu Lu quickly interrupted and continued, "I have liked you since the first time I saw you. But I am afraid that you will think that I am too superficial, and I also want you to know me better before Reply me."

"After getting along for more than a month, I am very convinced that I like you very much. I want to be with you and accompany you for the rest of my life until I grow old." Wu Lu's eyes were shining, and he suddenly raised his unique With a silly and sweet smile, he asked, "It's okay if you don't agree now, but can you give me a reason? I still want to... try harder."

Jiang Jiang looked at Wu Lu deeply.

Silly boy, the plot hasn't reached the point where you exposed the rich second generation, how can he play after he promises now!

Jiang Jiang could only frown, and took out the second sentence of Jin Dian's refusal to confess, "I'm sorry, I'm a straight man."

On the way back, Wu Lu kept frowning.

Because the two beds are connected, they usually sleep head to head.When Jiang Jiang went to bed, Wu Lu was not on the bed, but the phone was on.

Jiang Jiang glanced subconsciously, and saw that his phone was stuck on the search page with a series of words on it.

#How to do if you like a straight man#

#What do straight men usually think about#

#Steel Straight Man Weakness#

#Can straight men bend?#

#The specific steps of breaking a straight man#

...Give up on it, nothing can break a scum straight man Gong apart from money.

In midsummer, the sun is scorching hot, and even the occasional wind blowing in the air is hot and dry.

After the last test, Jiang Jiang, who worked hard to maintain the good grades of Slag Gong, was relieved.

After leaving the school gate, Wu Lu was already waiting for him at the gate.

Two days ago, Wu Lu was inquiring about his activities during the summer vacation. After learning that Jiang Jiang planned to stay at home during the summer vacation, he immediately pestered him to decide to go to a nearby scenic spot together.

After getting in the car, the driver drove in front.

Wu Lu dug out potato chips, spicy strips and dried fish, then dug out yogurt tea and soda, and finally said depressedly, "It's a pity that this car is too small and there is no refrigerator, otherwise Jiang Jiang would be able to drink ice."

Jiang Jiang, who had eaten at school and Wu Lu for so long in the cafeteria, was suddenly flaunted by him, but he didn't realize it at first.

[The plot fluctuates slightly] The system reminds him [It's time for Slag Gong to find out that the protagonist Shou is very rich, and he intends to half push and half agree to his pursuit. 】

Jiang Jiang, who was suddenly awakened, cheered up immediately, and said sincerely, "It's okay, this car is already very good, I can't tell that your family is quite rich."

Wu Lu bent his eyes and smiled without knowing it, "It's nothing, by the way, I bought you a gift, guess what it is?"

Jiang Jiang bit the dried fish, noticed that Wu Lu's eyes were hot, and mistakenly thought that he was greedy, so he gave him a pack of dried fish, and then thought about "pen?"

Two days ago his pen was broken and he couldn't write anything, and he couldn't find it the next day. Jiang Jiang even complained to Wu Lu.

Wu Lu took the dried fish, still staring at him with burning eyes.

Jiang Jiang took a sip of yogurt and had to change into "socks?"

The pair of socks that were just washed last night could not be found this morning, so Wu Lu comforted him not to buy the old ones but not to come with new ones.

Wu Lu's eyes were still piercing.

Jiang Jiang leaned back in his chair, "Don't guess, I can't guess."

There was a smile in Wu Lu's eyes, and he took out two boxes from behind him.

He pointed to the box on the right and said, "Here is the pen you like, the style of socks you like, and many other things you like. Come, celebrate the end of the exam, and give it to you."

Jiang Jiang took the box, and seeing that Wu Lu didn't intend to explain the second box at all, he immediately understood.

Wu Lu likes to give him things, and in order to show that he is determined, he always sends double copies.

At the first time, he said with a smile, "Another gift, I hope you will give me. When you accept it, it means that you accept me. For me, this is what I look forward to the most. Favorite gift."

After that explanation, he always prepared a double copy to let Jiang Jiang know what he wanted, but he stopped introducing it to make him feel forced.

Jiang Jiang thought about staying here for so long, and now Wu Lu is showing his appearance as a local tyrant, or is he reminding him that he can continue with the following plot line?

Seeing that Wu Lu was about to put the second gift in the box, Jiang Jiang reached out to take it, then shook it in front of him, and said solemnly, "I also have a gift for you, do you want this?"

Wu Lu looked at him blankly.

He was stupid for so long that Jiang Jiang suspected that he didn't understand.

However, in the next second, Wu Lu hugged him suddenly.

The boy's excited tone trembled a little, and the scorching breath sprayed on Jiang Jiang's ear. He asked softly, as if he was afraid of waking up from a dream, "Do you like me a little now?"

To be precise, Slag Gong likes your money.

Jiang Jiang ignored the condemnation of his conscience and hugged him back.

After confirming the relationship implicitly and subtly, the little white rabbit Wu Lu began to turn into a vixen from time to time.

Originally well-behaved and restrained, now he often 'raids'.

When he was hugged suddenly again, Jiang Jiang had already calmed down a lot, patted Wu Lu's hand casually and said, "Is it hot, let go."

Wu Lu muttered a few words aggrieved, and reluctantly raised his face buried in Jiang Jiang's neck, and although he let go, he still followed him.

Jiang Jiang laughed and said, "Are you here to see the scenery or me?"

Wu Lu's eyes were full of his smile, and he opened his mouth and said, "Where is there any scenery, I only have you in my eyes."

The corner of Jiang Jiang's mouth twitched, and he turned back to continue looking at the scenery.

Playing around all the way, when Jiang Jiang felt that Wu Lu was a little too clingy, it was finally time for school.

Jiang Jiang: For the first time, I feel that going to school is a happy thing.

On the day he returned to school, he was surrounded several times as usual. Jiang Jiang could hear the new juniors asking for his name everywhere, and the seniors who knew him greeted him with a smile, "Jiang Jiang is back? Hey, you guys come together Yes."

Seeing Wu Lu beside him, protecting him like a hen protecting its chicks, the seniors all narrowed their eyes.

Sure enough, after returning to school for a few days, Jiang Jiang was called into the office by the teaching director. Because of his good student personality, the director was quite kind, "Student Jiang Jiang is here, sit here."

Jiang Jiang sat down obediently, and the director smiled and said, "That's right, the school has heard some rumors about you, and I want to confirm with you. I heard that you recently had a close relationship with a male classmate. They were talking about friends." Relationship?"

Jiang Jiang took a deep breath, and said firmly, "No, he and I are just ordinary friends."

There was a slight 'snap'.

Something seemed to fall to the ground outside, making a cracking sound.

The director is old, he didn't seem to hear it, he was just stunned, and then comforted, "I didn't mean to settle accounts with you, the current national system is different from the old school, you are also college students, it's normal for men and women to fall in love .”

Jiang Jiang felt a little hairy on his back, as if someone was staring at him. He touched his goosebump arm, and said to the director without hesitation, "Don't worry, I'm not in love with anyone."

"I won't fall in love with boys."

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