It's really hard to be a scumbag

【Welcome to the game "Slag Gong Begs to Be Abuse Online". I am your system 408. Would you like to start the first level immediately】

Jiang Jiang, who appeared in the system space from his nest in the blink of an eye, was stunned for three seconds, then looked down at the braised beef noodles in his hand, then at the Pikachu pajamas on his body, and finally turned around to look at the empty space. Foggy surroundings.

After a while, a horrifying "Fuck—" cut through the silence.

Jiang Jiang turned his head and jumped to the egg that made the system sound, and said incredulously, "Your game is actually real? Just like the game description, you can get rewards by playing the scumbag? Not...why? You will choose me, a good-for-nothing good-for-nothing?"

[This game is made by the gods, so it should be authentic. 】

[As for the candidates, to be precise, it was not we who chose you, but you who chose us. We are deeply honored to be the game you selected]

"That's it, I..." Jiang Jiang's voice became hoarse with excitement, and he swallowed, "I have one last question."

[Please tell me. 】

"The game description says that as long as you pass a level." Jiang Jiang's eyes were burning, "you will be rewarded with a permanent one-year lifespan usage right. Is this reward true?"

[Right] The big egg road that can't tell the front and back [As long as you pass it, the basic reward is a fixed one-year lifespan use right, whether it's for yourself or for your relatives, friends and lovers, it's up to you. 】

Jiang Jiang put the instant noodles on the ground, and waved his hands excitedly, "Then what are you waiting for, let's go to the first level!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his vision went dark.

Opening his eyes again, he has already entered the game.

The brain has received a large number of complex plots, and at this time it hurts and swells.Jiang Jiang rolled twice on the bed, moaning and rubbing the center of his brows.

【Are you okay? ] 408 considerately asked [there are painkillers in the mall, do you want to exchange them for one? 】

Jiang Jiang exhaled, waved his hands and said, "It's okay, it's not a big problem."

Compared with the headache, the more serious problem is obviously the plot.

The name of this game is "Slag Gong Online Begging to Be Abused". Although the name is retarded and stupid/forceful, it is quite appropriate.The perspective of the game is Slag Gong, and the task is to play the role of Scum Gong well, try hard to scum the protagonist in the game, make the protagonist suffer so much that he can't bear to be disheartened, turn around and abandon Scum Gong and fall into the arms of the protagonist Gong, the mission is completed.

Jiang Jiang was lazy when he signed up for the game, so he used his real name directly. As a result, as long as he played the game, the scumbags in it were called Jiang Jiang...

The sense of substitution is outrageous.

The current world of this level is centered around the campus, the protagonist Shou Wu Lu, an ordinary scumbag, has most of the general characteristics of Shou, lively and handsome, innocent and simple, just a little blind, the first secret love I just like the slag Gong he is playing now.

The protagonist, Gong, is called Lu Rui, who can be called a bully in Wencheng High School. He is either fighting or on the way to fight every day, but although he acts recklessly, he is kind and lawful in nature.

Only Slag Gong appeared to be a good student with good grades and good manners, but in fact, he had two boats to serve as a gangster and set up an archway, and beat Wu Lu to death.

Jiang Jiang read the plot twice again. In the plot, Wu Lu fell in love at first sight with the slag Gong who helped him pick up things when he just started school, and then followed slag Gong everywhere to show courteousness. Scum Gong is a straight man at heart, so he naturally ignored he.

However, Zha Gong's family was poor, and it was not easy for his family to support him to go to college. When he learned that although Wu Lu was stupid, but his family was rich and rich, Zha Gong half-heartedly agreed.

Zha Gong spends Wu Lu's money without mercy, but treats Wu Lu indifferently, and Wu Lu is so stupid that he doesn't notice it at all.

After the rumors of the sexual affair between the two spread out on campus, Zha Gong immediately found a girlfriend, fearing that the money bag would break up, so he deliberately coaxed him for a long time, claiming that it was just a cover-up.

Wu Lu, who was aggrieved by slag Gong's coquettish manipulation, endured it and agreed.It's just that I agree, but at night, the car broke down unexpectedly, Wu Lu couldn't help but play a little temper, and followed Zha Gong to walk home with him, without saying a word on the way.

Slag Gong doesn't matter at all, anyway, if you give money, you like to talk but don't talk.

Until Wu Lu walked near the alley in a daze, several gangsters who had long seen him as rich stopped them.

How about scum attacking scum? When he saw this scene, he ran away, saying that he had no money, and the money was with Wu Lu.

Forcibly trampled the protagonist's broken heart into scum.

Then the passing protagonist rescued Wu Lu, and the two had a good relationship with each other.

The next day, Zha Gong saw that Wu Lu was still intact, and immediately begged him to forgive him. Wu Lu felt soft-hearted when he saw the person he liked, and the two reconciled.

During the period, the protagonist attacked Lu Rui one-on-one. When beating others away, he was half dead in the corner. Wu Lu took him home and took good care of him. Lu Rui fell in love with the protagonist.

However, when he learned that Wu Lu had a boyfriend, he had no choice but to suppress his feelings and turned to a silent crush, but when he saw Zha Gong dating the school beauty, he shot angrily and beat Zha Gong to death.

An angry Lu Rui turned around and told Wu Lu, Wu Lu was dubious, and finally found out the truth, disheartened by the slag Gong, and then broke up with the slag Gong, under Lu Rui's infatuated care and pursuit, he and Lu Rui .

Jiang Jiang breathed a sigh of relief.

Probably because of the first level, generally speaking, he only needs to firmly grasp a few key points, basically there is not much difficulty.

The alarm clock 'Dididi' sounded.

Today is the first day of school, Zha Gong set the alarm clock before going to bed.

After turning off the alarm clock, Jiang Jiang washed up, ate white rice porridge with pickles, and dealt with Zha Gong's family cautiously.

After eating, he picked up his backpack and hurried out.

In the plot, today can be said to be quite important. After all, Wu Lu fell in love with him at first sight because of Zha Gong's smooth handling.

After arriving at the school, Jiang Jiang prepared to look for Wu Lu as if nothing had happened.

As a result, within two steps, someone enthusiastically appeared, either wanting to show him the way or helping him with his backpack.

This familiar scene made Jiang Jiang feel bad, and something he hadn't noticed surfaced, and Jiang Jiang hurriedly poked the system [Brother, you don't know how to use my real face in this game, do you? ? ? 】

The system will reply in seconds [Yes, in order to take care of the mood of the majority of hosts, we uniformly use the original face, please don't worry about maladjustment. 】

It may be a good thing for others to help Jiang Jiang help his forehead, but for him...it doesn't feel very good!

Jiang Jiang didn't stop, and was worrying while walking, when suddenly he saw something flashing in front of him, and then fell to the ground.

He subconsciously picked it up and found it was a school card.

There is a photo pasted on it, the person in the photo looks handsome, and the name is written next to it: Wu Lu.

... What kind of fate is this!

"That, thank you!" A panting voice came from behind, Jiang Jiang quickly put on a gentle look, turned around and smiled at Wu Lu, and handed it to him, "You're welcome, it's a little effort."

Wu Lu froze in place, his outstretched hand froze in place.

Jiang Jiang, who had just arrived, felt guilty for a while when he saw him, and asked systematically in his heart [Why is he standing and looking at me so stupidly?In the plot, it only said that it was love at first sight, and I was stunned. I have been watching him for a long time. 】

The dedicated system checked in the background, and came to a conclusion and replied [According to the survey results, it is because your charisma value is 80.00% higher than that of Slag Gong. I suggest you interfere with the protagonist's shou to bring him back to his senses. 】

Jiang Jiang: ...

He had no choice but to withdraw his stiff smile, waved his school card in front of him, and said gently, "Student? Are you okay?"

Wu Lu was startled, and realized that he was fascinated by the beautiful young man in front of him, and couldn't help but blushed, and said, "Thank you, thank you!"

Wu Lu thanked her with a blushing face, and hurriedly took the school badge, but was too nervous, and instead grabbed the jade-white hand in front of him.

Jiang Jiang's eyes widened, hi!After so many years, some people still dare to eat his tofu, just to see if he won't be beaten to death—oh, now that I think about it, this is the main character's fault, so he can't be beaten.

Enduring it, Jiang Jiang frowned and said, "Hi, can you let go of my hand?"

Wu Lu stared blankly at him, then glanced at the hand wrapped in his palm, and jumped back two seconds later as if being scalded.

Jiang Jiang couldn't understand what he was saying as he stammered for a long time, and even thought his appearance was inexplicably funny.

Seeing more and more people peeping around, Jiang Jiangqing coughed, "The sun is so bright, I'm going to find the dormitory first, I'll give you the school card, goodbye."

Jiang Jiang turned his head and left gracefully.

Anyway, the plot of picking up things has been completed, and then we just need to wait for Wu Lu to show his hospitality, and then he will agree logically.

As for whether Wu Lu will come to pursue him... Heh, the three floors around him, the school cards can drop in front of him, Jiang Jiang has already seen the irresistible nature of the plot, okay?

With difficulty refusing the help of enthusiastic passers-by, Jiang Jiang stumbled into the dormitory. There are four beds in the dormitory, so far he is the only one who came first.

Jiang Jiang sat on the bench for a while, took a breath and got up to clean up.

Then, without touching twice, the sound of running hurriedly came from far and near outside the door, and stopped abruptly at the door.

Jiang Jiang stood on the stool, tilted his head and looked towards the door.

There was a knock on the door, and then Wu Lu's voice sounded.

"Is there anyone please?"

???

Jiang Jiang almost fell off the stool.

He hurriedly said, "Please come in."

The door was opened, and Wu Lu poked his head in. When he saw him, he said in surprise, "Hey, it's you! It's really a coincidence that we are in the same dormitory."

Wu Lu closed the door and said with a smile, "I really thank you just now. As a thank you, may I invite you out for dinner?"

His cheeks were flushed, and he didn't know whether it was because he ran away just now or what the reason was, and he said again, "My name is Wu Lu, I don't know your name yet."

Jiang Jiang said gently on the surface, "Just call me Jiang Jiang."

Crazy poking the system in private [Brother!Isn't Wu Lu sharing a dormitory with Lu Rui? ! 】

The author has something to say: My brain: I want to write some funny and fun memes.

My hand: written.

My Brain: What was written?Autistic online.

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I am very grateful to Yan (read it several times to make sure this time I made a mistake) the big baby, the little angel Zhujian Saeko, the cute Wang Wangwang, etc. for their support, for giving a super heart!

Thank you QAQ