[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

I was at a loss for a moment.

My experience after coming to this world and the various people I met quickly flashed through my mind...

Savior?Help?correct!The picture freezes, and I remembered that when I was chased by Uryu Miyayin when I was Elizabeth, there was a boy with white hair and purple eyes who saved me.Although I still died in the end, I learned a lot of courage from him!

Think about it carefully, white hair and purple eyes, don't they look similar to Bai Lan!But... Their temperaments are too different, and Bailan has become so hot in the past ten years, so she still looks like a young man. What's more, I have always regarded Bailan as a raidable *oss, how could I have thought of it? Will this kind of person also have an intersection with me?

"Is that so, Mr. Dolphin?" Zetian asked me in surprise.

"Looking at your appearance, I should have remembered it. That's right, in Bingsheng ten years ago, when you were not like this..."

Facing Yunque's piercing gaze, I nodded stiffly: "Yes, I... I owe you a favor!"

Bai Lan smiled: "So, are you going to be an enemy of your savior now?"

My hand is about to break tat, Skylark let go!Labor and management have no affair! !

I sighed sadly: "Sorry, my life only belongs to Master Skylark!" Bai Lan lowered her face, and I felt sorry and hurriedly added, "Well, when you are about to be killed, I will do my best to save your life of!"

Skylark: "Hmph!"

Bai Lan smiled indifferently: "Then, we are friends, right?"

I don't know why, but the way he looks at me makes me a little creepy.

I trembled, and silently hid behind Yunque, only showing a pair of eyes to look at him: "If Skylark doesn't mind being your friend, then of course I will be your friend too."

Zetian and the others finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Senior Skylark...do you have any friends?"

Bai Lan stopped digressing, he took out the Russian roulette and asked Zetian to come forward.

I hurriedly rushed over and grabbed Zetian's hand with both hands, and said in a very sincere tone: "Gang! Our future depends entirely on you!!"

Zetian blushed immediately, carefully pulled out his hand, and murmured in a low voice: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' He smiled and said shyly, "Well, I will work hard!"

Although the random selection depends entirely on luck, Bai Lan obviously cheated.Irie and Daisy were selected, so it was [-]% a secret operation! !Only an idiot like Irie would think Bai Lan was completely fair and just when playing this game.

The wheel/disc rotates rapidly, even if our actions and the plot are subtly different, the wheel/disk still stops according to the numbers in the anime.Only the cloud symbol representing Pengo Lie jumped forward abruptly after apparently stopping...two spaces!

Emma!Too many jumps!

Bai Lan was taken aback, and looked at me: "Gu Jiang is not good, he actually cheated!"

Prison Temple and the others looked very excited: "Bai Lan, you have enough time! We are all standing here without moving, where is there any chance of cheating?"

"Hmph, I know a little about Gu Jiang's abilities!" Bai Lan smiled darkly, "Well, forget it, as long as you can come up with two candidates with cloud attributes, you will pass!"

I did do a little trick just now.It was when La Zetian put a monster that looked like a slug on it. When Zetian touched the wheel/disc, the slug moved up, and then at the last moment...it tricked me!

There was a sudden difficulty here... no wonder!

I sighed, grabbed Skylark's hand, took off his ring and put it on myself. With a thought, the purple flame ignited.

"So, is it okay?" I also only recently figured it out.Since my spiritual power is a bit higher than the flame of death energy, can I imitate any type of flame of death energy with the help of the ring?Facts have proved that it is possible, but it can only deceive people visually, and it will take a lot of practice to fully imitate it.

Zetian's face was full of joy: "Great, if Jun Jun can join, we..."

I understand what he means, since I am a god, wouldn't it be easy to defeat humans who are inferior to me?It's a pity that he was wrong. Even the Heavenly Court was turned upside down by a monkey called Monkey King?What's more, I'm just a god who is in charge of intercourse, and I'm really not good at fighting. So far, I've only taught bad boys.

Bai Lan's livid face made me feel sorry, I put the ring back on Skylark's ring finger, suppressed my heart, turned my head and rushed into the river to wink.

He froze for a moment, still a little confused, but the next moment, a beautiful yellow flame ignited on his left chest.

The situation on the scene basically did not break away from the scope of the plot, until...Cherobel appeared.

Everyone turned to look at me again, I was so angry that I wanted to beat them to death!What to see!Do you think you are Wangzai Milk?Even if you watch desperately, labor and capital will not eat you! !

Cherubell also looked at me strangely, and I roared angrily: "Labor and capital have nothing to do with Cherubell now! What they do has nothing to do with me!!!" It would be good if I could not hold back and find fault with them, What else do you want?

The others finally stopped glueing their eyes to me, until the dinosqualo god Williborn once again proved the failure of teleportation devices with their sneaky actions, and the battle began.

In the base, I wandered around quite curiously, and found that... besides machines, they are machines.I feel that Irie seems to have expected that he himself will participate in the war, otherwise, should this base be left to A Gang to operate?

Seeing Gokuji teach Yamamoto to tie a tie with a sullen face, I couldn't help but talk a lot: "You just help him tie it, and it's over? Don't you know that time is precious?"

Prison Temple suddenly blushed for some reason, and looked a little furious: "Got it! A baseball idiot with a brain full of muscles!"

Yamamoto still smiled naturally, but the way he looked at the prison temple was a little subtle.

I didn't know at the time that it was because of my unintentional spoofing that day that a pair was made, but I was a little emotional looking at them. Ever since I had a sexual relationship, it seemed that everyone seemed to have a sexual relationship! !

"Irie." I decided to remind them about the characteristics of daisies, but Irie interrupted me, "Just call me Masaichi."

"Then Zhengyi-kun," of course I can't call a person ten years older than me by name, "maybe you don't know yet, Daisy is almost immortal. He is a six-hanging flower of the sunny attribute, and his combat power can be ranked He is at the top of the world, and his recovery ability is also very strong. Even if an arm is cut off, it will grow back in an instant. It may be difficult to extinguish his flame."

"How could it be?" Irie opened his eyes wide, and Ganga and the others looked over in shock. I didn't want to listen to their nonsense. The point is not to waste time, so I said directly, "Of course, I'm vulnerable to Hibari-sama!" Plot In fact, Skylark easily defeated Daisy after going through the trial of the boss ten years ago. Now, it should be possible after taking some injuries and spending a little effort.As for the handcuffs, Xiaojuan would have changed a long time ago, and it doesn't have to be recognized by the first generation.

"..."

"Cough!" Irie said helplessly, "Okay, I understand what you mean, then let Skylark-kun destroy Daisy as you said! Is that okay, Skylark-kun?"

Skylark glanced at me and nodded.

It was surprising that he was so obedient. Irie ordered the other three people, and then turned to me: "Mr. Dolphin stay here to protect us, is that okay?"

I laughed: "Don't worry, I will never let you see the Buddha!"

Before leaving, I kindly cast a mantra of chicken serum on all of them, and everyone's spirits were lifted.

Irie and Spana started to get busy, and I stood behind them, adding blood to Irie from time to time.

Although backed by my spells, spells are not omnipotent. The flame on his chest is the flame of burning life, but my spells cannot provide people with vitality.

The others fought as planned, and Skylark rode a motorcycle all the way to Daisy.

I was kind of bored because I couldn't see what was going on.If the slug didn't make a mistake, then I should be sitting in the auditorium leisurely admiring Hibari-sama's heroic figure, instead of standing like this in a daze.

"Little dolphin?"

"Huh?" When I heard someone calling me, I hummed subconsciously, but in a blink of an eye, Irie and Spana were not looking at me at all.

! ! !My heart went cold, and my whole body was terrified.

"What's the matter, Mr. Dolphin?" Irie glanced at me, and I shook my head to express that it was all right.At the same time, he pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and sure enough, the voice rang out very quickly, "Little Dolphin."

This voice...is Boss Sanxiao! !

I opened my eyes wide and looked around in shock, but there was nothing.

"Leave the base and go straight to the rear."

They will not be in danger for the time being, and they should be fine if they leave for a while. "Sorry, I'll leave for a while, and I'll be back as soon as possible." Before Irie agreed, I quickly put on my headphones and ran out.

It feels very uncomfortable to run casually under the tall building, and I don't care about the danger. I climbed the window sill and quickly went to the top of the twenty-story building, and just jumped up and down on the top of the building.

I don't know how far I ran before I heard Sanxiao's voice: "Behind!"

I turned around abruptly, and saw Boss Sanxiao's huge body lying not far from me.

I really want to jump over and express my excitement to my titular boss enthusiastically, but I can't.

If I reveal the fact that there are companions in this place, it might be considered a foul.So I can only purse my lips and try to convey the message with my eyes.

Sanxiao was a little weak, her eyes, which were countless times bigger than the copper bell, were half-closed, and her voice was low and weak: "Sorry, I was injured and need your help."

I nodded, and quickly cast a few spells on him, his spirit immediately improved a lot, the corners of his huge mouth curled up, and there was a smile: "Thank you."

"Come with me." I made a mouth shape, he hesitated for a while, but still answered "OK".

But it seems that I can't move it back with its current size. Sanxiao smiled slightly, and the light flashed all over his body. The huge figure gradually shrank in the light. The next moment, a little bull monster appeared in front of my eyes?No, no, it's actually a cosmic super invincible handsome man!

Please forgive my extremely lacking vocabulary, because I can't hold anything in my head at the moment except shit.

Long brown hair hangs a little messy behind his head, under the short and handsome bangs reveals a flawless fair face, the bells hanging on his ears look fashionable and handsome at the moment, different from his appearance as a monster, now he There is a pair of slender and long beautiful eyes, which are slightly curved and filled with a seductive smile.San Xiao was wearing a black suit with a dark blue striped shirt. She looked tall and straight, tall and handsome, full of elite air.When he is standing in front of you, you can't imagine that he is actually an old monster who hasn't even been to kindergarten!

I silently pushed back the eyeballs that jumped out of the sockets, covered my face and said two words silently: "Damn!" I thought I was shameless enough to make myself so handsome, but after seeing Boss Sanxiao, Only then did I realize that my skin was so thin.

"What's the matter, Mr. Dolphin?" Irie's anxious voice came through the earphones, and I came back to my senses, and calmly replied, "It's okay, I just suddenly found myself too handsome."

Boss Sanxiao explained my doubts in a gentle tone: "This appearance was changed at Muk's request."

Me: "..." Liu Dao Mu is really shameless!Actually playing with my lovely and respectable boss!

"Let's go." He put one arm on my shoulder, and pressed me weakly, with a pungent smell of blood coming from his body.

Holding him up, I was afraid I would fall if I jumped to the top of the building, so I had to jump downstairs first, rubbed my numb legs, and walked back step by step.

All kinds of fighting noises in the earphones caused headaches, so I simply took it off and hung it around my neck.

Walking on the road was boring, so Sanxiao took the opportunity to tell me an epic love story about a scholar and a white fox.

Ten years ago, he and Liu Dao Mu were pimped by me and met at the mouth of the forest.Liu Daokuo wanted to form an alliance with the monster through him to make profits for himself, but the monster was a loose sand and only wanted to eat and sleep all day long, and Boss Sanxiao didn't want the monster to go into the muddy waters of the mafia at all.But he himself was bored because of his idleness—the monsters lived too long and had nothing to do all day long. Liu Dao Mu happened to arouse his interest, so he simply followed Liu Dao Mu.

At the beginning, it kept its original appearance and often went to visit him in the Avengers Prison. Later, as the person possessed by Liudaoshou moved in the human world, Sanxiao felt that it was inconvenient, so he asked me to help him change into a human appearance.Since then, he has been with Liu Dao Mu even more, and even stayed with him in the water cell of the prison for a long time.

The so-called "long-term love" is probably like this.

This time Liudao Mu was tricked by Bai Lan, and then Mui's little apprentice came to rescue him, and brought San Xiao's boss along by the way, seeing his wife (?) haggard like that, San Xiao was naturally very angry , sneaked into Milfilo's base to look for Bailan, but unfortunately he was discovered and even beaten up on the way. Although it was very powerful, under the siege, the huge flame of death still caused him to be seriously injured, and his body could not be realized. Can only hide to recuperate.

Today, he crawled over to this uninhabited island to hide on the plane Bai Lan and the others took.

After hearing this miserable past, I wiped away tears of sympathy: "It's so pitiful..."

"If you know I'm pitiful, please hurry up and help me, Mr. Pu! Kikyo has found us!" Irie's piercing voice came to my ears, and I remembered the business.

"Sorry, I'll be there right away!"

It's not far from the base here, and if you get too close, you might be accidentally injured. I settled down with Boss Sanxiao and rushed over.

Kikyo was flying in the sky, and into the river drove the base to flee desperately, the smoke filled everywhere, but it was quickly dispersed by Kikyo.

Going around to the back of the river and blocking the road, I can't fly, and I can't just let him go, just throw out the rope and drag him down.Kikyo didn't struggle, he returned to the ground with interest, looked at me with a perverted smile: "Mr. Dolphin's ability is really amazing!"

Me: "Am I familiar with you? My full name is Skylark Dolphin, please call me Brother Skylark, thank you!"

"I'm afraid you can't be my brother at your age." He complained calmly.

"...Well, there's a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time."

"Are you stalling for time?"

I ignored him and continued, "Do you know Midorima?"