[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

If this is a high/h/meat/article with no lower limit, I think we have already started to do some discordant things in the name of popular science.However, since my conscience (?) is still alive, we just look away in silence, wash and take a bath quietly, and then roll out of bed... no, no, I mean go to bed.

Of course, I still turned back into a guinea pig.

Before turning off the lights, Skylark asked me, "Why do you want to transform?"

Me: "...human four legs... I mean the arms and legs are too long, I don't know how to pose when I sleep like this." I will say that I am used to four paws under my body, Is the whole body rolled into a ball and nest in the lark's neck to sleep?Of course, becoming a human doesn't mean you can't sleep at all. It doesn't matter if you fall asleep unknowingly as sleepy as before.But it feels too strange to hold a position like this and wait to slowly fall asleep. .

"Sleep on your side and your arms will be numb. If you sleep on your back and put your hands on your belly, you will feel like it's a morgue. If you put your hands on your sides, it's uncomfortable. If you sleep on your stomach, you can't breathe well..."

Skylark didn't speak, I don't think he would have any troubles about what position he should put in order to sleep.

however……

Larks usually sleep on their backs, which makes it easier for me to nest next to him.Occasionally, I will turn over. It doesn't matter if I face me, but if I face the other side, I have to crawl over in the middle of the night.

But he has never turned over like today, tossing and turning is probably like this.Even with my eyes closed, I could imagine the irritability on his face. I quietly nested under another pillow like an ostrich, and decided to pretend that I didn't exist.

"Herbivore! Come out!" I closed my eyes and pretended to be dead. Skylark reached out and groped under the pillow to grab me out. "You cursed me?"

"I'm wronged, Lord Skylark!" I immediately opened my eyes and loudly defended myself, "I haven't learned such a powerful spell yet!!" Insomnia spell or something, I don't want to waste time learning it...

Skylark looked at me coldly, I understood what he meant, although I didn't cast a curse, but he was indeed unable to fall asleep because of my nonsense words.I yawned and suggested: "It would be better to find a fight with Dino to vent the excess energy."

Skylark: "Huh!" It would be strange if he was obedient.

I thought about it, and gave him a heart-cleaning spell.But it didn't help, Skylark just seemed less irritable.

I'm also used to being open-mouthed, so I blurted out without even thinking about it: "I heard that masturbating before going to bed will make you sleep better!"

Fortunately, Skylark didn't understand, so he asked, "What do you mean?"

The word "roll" is too vulgar, it's normal for him not to understand it before.But if he understands other words, he will definitely kill me mercilessly. I can only explain with a dry smile: "Well... that means I pick up a stick and give myself a bite..."

Naturally, it was impossible for Skylark to beat himself with a mallet just to sleep, and he left me and carried the kidnapper out of the room. After a while, Dino's screams were heard in the distance.

After a while of flying around, Skylark came back with a stinky face. I half-opened my eyes and looked at him: "Haven't you beaten enough?"

Skylark: "The jumping horse said the same thing as you, what does that mean?"

Me: "..." I just want to know where are Skylark's damned parents?

"Ahahaha...what do you mean?" I laughed dryly, "Actually, that method doesn't work for Hibari-sama!"

Skylark is so calm that he can even ignore the seven spells in one night!Even if he wanted to...it probably wouldn't be possible.

"Anyway, good boy, don't get to the bottom of it. If you continue to discuss it, you will fall into the endless abyss and never get out!" Think of the teacher Sakata who is in love all the time!

Although, I am a little fanciful, and it would be deceiving to say that I have no thoughts in this situation, but how do you want me to attack that pure and flawless face of Skylark? ! [Thumping the bed] Feeling overwhelmed with guilt! !

And ah! !The point is that labor and capital have no experience!

Skylark didn't know if he understood, but he finally stopped bothering us, sat by the bed, and took out his weapon box.

I remembered that there was a cute hedgehog in his box of weapons, and I became interested immediately.The purple flame ignited, and a living hedgehog popped out of the small box.

I looked at it curiously, but it looked very familiar to me. Its wet nose touched me lightly, and I rolled back somersaults directly against it.

With Hibari's chuckle, my dignity as a monster disappeared in an instant.I quickly turned into a cat and scratched it with my paws, but it stretched out its head and rubbed against the pads of my paws.Those soft and cute eyes and movements made my little heart immediately so cute.

Forget it, why bother to embarrass the cute thing!I stroked its spine a few times with my paws, and it immediately narrowed its eyes comfortably.

This guy is much better than Yundou's staring, squinting guy.

Skylark's face softened, and he took out another box, which seemed to be a pair of handcuffs as far as I remember.Thinking of Yunque's tragic future experience, I can't help but feel sorry for the chairman of my family.I touched the hedgehog and let it sit obediently on top of my head. In fact, my neck was already crushed and my neck was almost broken. This small body really couldn't hold it.After hesitating for a while, I made up my mind to ask: "Yun... Skylark, do you want to participate?"

"En? What do you mean?" Skylark raised his eyebrows slightly.

"The combatants after a few days are randomly selected, and you are not allowed to fight alone!" I explained the rules, and then said, "I know you won't be selected that day."

"Oh?" Skylark narrowed his eyes, "What do you want to say?"

I blinked, and swept my tail behind me: "However, I have a way to make Skylark be chosen!"

Skylark picked me up and put me on his knees, combed my back with his fingers, and said in a very pleasant voice, "Then?"

"So I suggest that instead of training these few days, go to the Vengley base to practice that awesome motorcycle! If you don't have a motorcycle, then you can only stay where you are and wait for someone to kill you. It's too passive! "

Skylark snorted softly: "What about you?"

"I...of course I am cheering for Lord Skylark in the auditorium!!!" Besides, I am a god anyway, how can I fight and kill my followers!It's not because you can't beat it!

Fortunately, Skylark has always been tolerant of his pets and doesn't care.

One night, Skylark studied his box weapon, and I practiced my spells repeatedly. I didn't know when I fell asleep in the end. When I woke up in the morning, it was already nine o'clock.

At the dinner table, Dino, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, looked at me and Skylark, who obviously hadn't slept well, and kept laughing. I didn't bother to explain, so I yawned and threw a Chicken Blood Curse at him.

In the morning when they started another dozen daily trips, I picked up the notebook, grabbed a slice of bread with one hand, and practiced by drawing in the air with the other.

Traveling to the hot-blooded manga, if you don't work hard, you will be left behind by the times.

In the evening, when Skylark and I went to look for Li Baoen, we found that he hadn't prepared the means of transportation, and when he mentioned the motorcycle, he looked blank.

Taking advantage of the plot, I directly said to the short and fat mechanic, "Isn't Zhang Er?"

"No, I'm Johnny Two."

"Ten years later, isn't there a motorcycle in Vengley's collection that can be powered by the flames of death air? It's called an airbike or something. Let us see it by launching it at a high speed!!"

"Huh? There is indeed, but how do you know..."

"Have you forgotten who I am?" I wanted to push this matter to my monster subordinates, but Zhang Er suddenly realized and said, "Yes, yes, you are a god, I remember this very clearly !"

Because Zetian and the others also came to watch, Hibari, who originally wanted to practice alone, gathered together again with a dark face.

What I have to say is that Mr. Skylark riding a motorcycle is really handsome!Although he almost hit the wall several times, for a genius, all crises are just stepping stones to success!

And things like motorcycles are all kinds of cool, domineering and majestic when riding them. Even though Skylark was not very interested at first, after he tried to walk a few times, those eyes were shining with the light of pikapika!

"Master Skylark is really amazing!" At dinner, after finishing a bowl of miso soup, I finally expressed my admiration.

"What happened to your throat?"

I covered my throat and laughed dryly: "The sky is dry and things are dry, I'm a little bit angry." I would say it's because I'm drooling too much!

Yunque didn't say anything, but Kusakabe thoughtfully gave me a box of silver throat lozenges immediately, and said, "Mr. Gu, remember to take it with you, you will use it often in the future."

I always feel that there is something behind his words... Is it an illusion?

.........

The days passed so smoothly, and soon it was the day of battle.

Li Baoen sent two suits early, and I looked at the thin gecko on his shoulders. I really couldn't understand how a gecko spit out silk?

Or am I mistaken and that thing isn't a gecko at all?

"If you can't play after preparing for so long, will Skylark go berserk?"

"What are you talking about, Skylark will definitely be selected!" I patted the gecko's head, full of confidence, "In case, I mean, in case you can't be selected, don't think that there is Dino's broken card. You can convince him with your mouth!" Hmph!Dino, that idiot, every day except for fighting, he only verbal flirts/teasing my chairman!

Before leaving, I will definitely give him the yang curse of three lifetimes!

Li Baoen smiled tacitly.

"By the way, thank you for preparing the clothes for me, but," I was a little disgusted, "what the hell is this big red?"

"It's the Pengelie family who are meeting..."

"Okay, I know."

I took the clothes and went back to the bedroom. Lark had just finished washing and was yawning non-stop in his pajamas.

"Don't wear it!" He threw out two words in a simple and clear manner.

"..." I twitched the corners of my mouth, "This clothes can prevent the flames of death, if you don't wear it..." Do you have to go back and put on your clothes after half a fight?

Skylark snorted unhappily, and took the clothes away.

When we arrived after a leisurely breakfast, we saw Bai Lan's huge face hanging in the sky, and the time was at the last moment.

The seven-color flames flew into the sky in an unscientific manner, and the number suddenly reached 100 million volts.

To be honest, 100 million volts is a magic thing, I haven't figured it out yet!

Before I was about to float, I quickly ran over to try to pull Lark, but before I had time, I only caught the hem of his clothes. It was a pity that he didn't put his coat on his shoulders when he was wearing a suit, otherwise... what would I do if I pulled it off!

Skylark was very calm, he turned to hold me, his palms were warm and strong, which made people feel a lot more at ease.

In the blink of an eye, I was a little dazed, and I fell down suddenly when I was prepared in my heart.

I can't help but deeply despise their professional level. Even if there is technology cheating in the parallel world, the level of teleportation is completely inferior to Qi Mu's little toe!

The area where we landed was in the center of the tall building. While Zetian and the others were still in shock, Bai Lan appeared.

They are all non-human beings, and their fighting power is beyond the charts. In fact, at the end of the plot, Peng Lie and the assassination team can't beat them together, especially that Kikyo... Wait!Bellflower?

Well, I know this is a name that sounds very literary and fresh but is actually a rotten name, but is it a bit familiar?

Not long ago, the little potted monster that Midorima was forced to raise was called Kikyo?That little monster who almost moved the whole world, although I have never seen it before, but the voice is very gentle and the personality is very persistent?The little monster that I gave the tablet to?

I was a little dumbfounded, staring blankly at that strange uncle with big wavy green hair and very coquettish platycodon, he noticed my gaze, raised the corners of his mouth and gave me a wicked CEO smile.

Absolutely just a duplicate name! ! !

I remember that there is still a phantom knight hidden here, I looked around but didn't see any shadow.Illusion or something... too awesome, isn't it? !Pengo Li's super intuition didn't work...

I looked around, but I didn't expect to meet Bai Lan's eyes suddenly.He squinted his eyes and smiled meaningfully: "Mr. Dolphin, are you sure you want to stand on Pengo Li's side?"

"Ah?"

Zetian and the others were all stunned and looked back at me.

"Don't be so easily provoked, hey!" I tugged at my mouth, feeling like I was lying on the ground, "That Bai...Bai Lan...Sang?" I'm a little confused about what to call him, " Is this the first time we've met?"

"Ah? I'm so sad, Mr. Dolphin forgot about me!" Bai Lan pointed at her face, "Are you sure you have no memory of this face?"

Yunque squeezed my hand tightly, I was a little worried that I had some experience of drinking and having sex but I forgot, so I could only smile awkwardly: "Yes... it is so familiar."

"It's good to be familiar with it, anyway..." He dragged out his tone, and threw a heavy bomb, "It's also your savior!"