[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Although it is just a shrine that is not very popular and neglected, a few people visit it every week to make wishes.

When listening to wishes, Natsume’s expression is always serious and serious, not daring to be distracted in the slightest, and then quietly transcribe it in a special record book like writing a text silently—he must have good grades with a good memory, and this Sometimes the cat teacher will consciously follow behind the wisher and investigate their home address, interpersonal relationship, education, height, weight, measurements, bone density, dna sequence... and all relevant information.

Surprisingly, most of the people who come here seek help because of emotional health problems. So far, there has been no wish like "please make me a billionaire" as I imagined.Since Natsume doesn't have a lot of incense money, I have been worried about how he will realize this wish.It was only later that I realized that my worries were unfounded.

Because people with huge wishes will go to more magnificent and crowded shrines to make wishes. In fact, a large part of those who come to such a small place are "old acquaintances".

Physical problems are actually the easiest to solve, and Natsume usually only needs a swipe of a pen to solve them easily.The most difficult thing is the emotional entanglement.

To be honest, letting a Xiaobai who has never been in love at all to solve the delicate, sensitive, fragile and vexatious relationship between men and women is really abusing both the heart and the body.For this reason, Natsume even studied many girl manga hard, but unfortunately the effect was not very good.

In order to understand the details, Natsume usually squats near the residence of the wisher for a long time. Although Mr. Cat is unwilling to work so hard, he can only be by his side.After all, as Natsume's deliciousness increases, more and more monsters want to eat him. Although Natsume has supernatural power, it is not enough for high-level monsters.

Well, in short, both of them worked very hard.

While they were away, I was the one who looked after the nursing home.This is really a pretty boring thing.

The forest is not safe. It is said that there are many big monsters haunting recently.So I usually only stay in the shrine, which is protected by an enchantment, and it is barely safer.

Having nothing to do, I simply closed the door and climbed up the wall to watch the lush woods.Speaking of which, the greening of this world is really good, and the issue of environmental pollution has never been mentioned in the news, and the people around are simpler and easier to get along with than in the original world, and they are full of all kinds of superpowers... Except for the absence of relatives and friends, this place is simply paradise on earth.

I took out the phone that Lark gave me and turned it over and over again, but there were no missed calls or text messages... Although I ran out by myself, but if Lark completely ignored it, I always felt a little hurt. Obviously, I lost it every time before. He'll be here right away.Even if you just treat me as a daughter who ran away from home, you shouldn't even have a phone call!

"Hey! Hey—!"

"Ah?" I was in a daze when I was taken aback by the shaking hand that was suddenly stretched out in front of me. Looking along the muscular arm, I saw an extremely unexpected person.

Compared with the last time we met, his complexion was obviously much better, his face was rosy and his eyes were full of energy, big drops of sweat hung on his forehead, his beautiful kite-purple hair was gently raised, and he was full of energy.

Why is Yukimura here?

Yukimura raised his hands to hold the edge of the wall, kicked one foot on the wall, and dexterously climbed up to the top of the wall and sat next to me.He asked with a smile: "Are you the owner of this shrine?"

"Ah? No, it's not..." I lowered my head and squeezed my fingers tightly.Although I feel that I am very familiar with Yukimura, but Yukimura should not know me at all now.Do you want to tell him?But, does he still remember me... I sneaked a glance at him and saw that he was still staring at me, so I had no choice but to continue, "I'm a handyman here. If you want to worship God, you have to come back from God."

"Master God?" I thought he must have thought I was crazy at that moment, but Yukimura did not show this emotion because of his good upbringing, but asked curiously, "Where did Lord God go? Shopping?"

"more or less……"

"When will the Lord God come back?"

"That... I don't know too well... But, if you are in a hurry, I can call God and ask him to come back." If I remember correctly, Yukimura's family should be in Kanagawa, and they ran all the way to such a remote place There must be something important to come to the shrine.

"Heh." Yukimura chuckled lightly, raised his hand and patted my head, "Don't bother God-sama to run back and forth, if possible, can I ask you to tell God-sama my wish?"

Before I had time to enjoy the long-lost tiger touch, I suddenly trembled, and a large piece of hair "swish, swish, swish" grew up. I felt an inexplicable murderous aura coming from the depths of the jungle, and it was all pierced on me. .

Could it be that some monsters came to sneak attack while Natsume was not at home...

"Yes, yes..." I trembled my lips and looked around cautiously.

"My name is Yukimura Seichi." Yukimura paused, using his eyes to indicate that I should introduce myself first, so I turned my head and stared at his face and said, "You can call me Xiaotong."

"Little porpoise, what a cute name." Unfortunately, Yukimura didn't respond. He put down his smile and looked away. His expression seemed to be reminiscing about something, but his tone seemed to be saying that today's breakfast was good, "I have a friend." , it was always by my side when I was sick and hospitalized.”

"Although it didn't play any role, but because it is relatively stupid, it barely added a lot of jokes to me." Silently hit the arrow.

"It's not cute, it eats and sleeps every day, and it's too stupid to respond to teasing it, but how can we humans understand the cat's world. It seems to have a name that doesn't suit its appearance, but now I I can't remember clearly... Hey, Xiao Dolphin, what's wrong with you?"

I wiped the blood dripping from the corner of my mouth, and shook my head: "It's okay. You continue to talk." The glass heart was full of arrows, and it had been shattered into pieces.

"It's a pity that it died soon." Yukimura sighed without the slightest regret, "I was in poor health at the time, so I had to ask someone to bury it for me. But that person didn't tell me that its tomb is in the where……"

my tomb...

"One day after that, a guy who didn't know if it was a duck or some other strange creature came to see me, and he ate an unknown thing. As soon as I swallowed it, I started to twitch. I thought it was The monster that came to take my life, so I tried my best to catch it..." Yukimura sighed again, "I didn't expect my body to recover suddenly after that, I didn't have any surgery, and my recovery went smoothly beyond imagination ...Although it is unlikely, I think it should be the cat that used to accompany me. ...They give me a very similar feeling..."

"After all, there are very few rare creatures as stupid as that kind of character and appearance nowadays."

I was numb from the blow, and looked at him with a gloomy face: "So? You came here today to complain to God that your former friend is too stupid, and you want God to cure his IQ?"

"How come?" Seeing me like this, Yukimura's expression became obviously happy, "Actually, I came here today to ask the land god to tell me where it is."

"original?"

"Well, but I changed my mind. Now I suddenly feel that a fool like it should live well, and there is no need to worry too much."

Well, I admit that my IQ is indeed not high, but I'm not that stupid, okay?At any rate, Laozi is also a normal human soul in his heart, who can understand people's words and loves to be clean.Except when have I ever seen a cat who can go to the toilet, flush the toilet, take a shower and clean up the room by itself?I can't do the difficult things like serving tea and pouring water, but take a towel and pass a banana, and when the guests come, they pretend to be cute or something labor-managed fried chicken sticks!

Ah?Nai said there are cats who can wipe the floor with towels and play touch-screen games?Believe me, that guy must have been reincarnated and didn't drink Mengpo soup [serious face]!

"After being discharged from the hospital, my parents went away on business, so I was left alone at home," Yukimura continued with a helpless expression, "but to be honest, I'm really not very good at housework."

The story was so long that I was hungry, so I rubbed my stomach to suggest that someone should stop talking and get to the point!

Yukimura glanced at me coldly, then held my shoulders with both hands, the playful and teasing expression on his face disappeared, replaced by a serious face, he stared into my eyes and said word by word: "So , please give me an ingenious snail girl!"

"Pfft!" I sprayed blood all over his face.

Yukimura smiled with blood all over his face, and took out a tissue from his pocket to wipe his face.

What a cheeky order!What brazen human beings!It is even more embarrassing than buying an inflatable doll secretly online and being discovered by an adult mother, but you can still say it so solemnly!

I twitched the corners of my mouth coldly, and looked up at him contemptuously: "Sorry, we only have snail guys here."

"Is that so..." Yukimura frowned distressedly, "Is there a snail boy?...It's not my thing for an uncle to wear an apron!"

"..." Miss Yukimura, what's wrong with you? !Was that strong and kind beauty eaten by dogs?Where is the pervert who escaped and appeared in front of me now? !

"Is this wish hard to come true?"

"No. It's just that even the gods don't work for free. You can make any wish, but can you afford the price equivalent to this wish?" I really want to know what Natsume will reveal when he hears this wish Such an expression.

Yukimura shook his head: "You seem to have made a mistake. My wish is not to God, but to you. You just need to tell me your price."

"Huh? But I..."

"I got it." Yukimura interrupted me, moved his face closer involuntarily, then lightly smiled and pecked me sideways, "Is it enough to pay for my lucky kiss?"

The soft and moist touch was fleeting, I stared blankly at him, I couldn't care less about the knife named "Murderous Qi" pierced all over my body, I reached out and grabbed his sleeve, I was overwhelmed with surprise and didn't know what to say Good: "You, you... Yukimura..." You know it's me?

Yukimura touched my head again, his eyes softened: "Since you are satisfied, it's a deal. I'll wait for you at home." After speaking, he jumped off the wall and waved to me.

"Goodbye, dolphin."

The piercing murderous aura slowly disappeared into the jungle with Yukimura's leisurely footsteps. I sat there for a long time before finally realizing it, and hurriedly jumped off the wall and chased after him.

Oops, that murderous intent wasn't aimed at the shrine, it was aimed at Yukimura!