[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

It's over,, ah?

I covered my face with my hands, and before the cos shouting pose was set up, the demonic aura all over the sky "shuashuashua" disappeared completely.

What, what's going on?The glass bottle thrown on the ground was still empty, and Kagura was also stunned by the evil spirit of the big monster. There was no one else around, could it be that...

I raised my head, looked up at the white figure that suddenly appeared high in the sky, and suddenly felt dizzy.

How on earth did he fly?Ninjutsu?Fairy?alchemy? ...Can this world be more mysterious!

The tall figure just waved his sleeves casually, and the air around him seemed to be consciously supporting him to descend slowly.

On this sunny and sunny noon, a fairy in fluttering clothes descended from the sky.He has beautiful and dazzling silver long hair, and is wearing a white robe with an unknown dark purple pattern embroidered on the tail of the robe. The wide hem of the robe flutters upwards with the airflow, revealing a pair of bare, naked jade feet, and a pair of naked jade feet that are embroidered by gravity. Attract a pair of clogs falling straight down.

"Boom!" I, who was hit hard by the wooden clogs on the face, silently had two streams of nosebleeds.Believe me, the nosebleed was really only caused by being hit, definitely not because I accidentally saw the loincloth of the handsome fairy!

It is said that Mao is a loincloth, and the loincloth is very wretched...

The handsome immortal guy floating down didn't realize that he was naked at all. He raised his hand and brushed away the hair blocking his forehead, revealing a strangely shaped pattern above his eyebrows. It was the arrogance that looked down on the world, and the red eye shadow at the corner of his eyes added a bit of seductive and seductive color to him.Compared with all kinds of handsome guys I've seen before, this fairy handsome guy doesn't look like a painting style at all!

Moreover, from this handsome guy who has never seen him before, there is a subtle sense of familiarity...

This handsome 1.8-meter-five-foot-tall guy looked at me mockingly with the corners of his mouth curled up slightly. Holding a glass bottle of the same style in his left hand, he patted my head vigorously with his right hand and said, "Little guy, Why do you always provoke these big monsters who can't hide?"

"Ah?" I trembled all over, goosebumps scrambling out, and at the same time, my stomach was rolling, and I felt sick again and again.

"Hey! What's that expression on your face?" The handsome guy who seemed to be an acquaintance withdrew his hand in disgust, "I saved your life anyway."

Who knows if you wrote and acted yourself, deliberately playing a hero to save the beauty in order to attract me to promise you with your body!

"It's me, Madara."

"Sorry, I don't know."

The handsome guy tossed the glass bottle in his hand, then caught it steadily under my frightened eyes, and said impatiently: "You used to call me Teacher Cat."

"never heard of that."

Mr. Cat jumped happily at the crossroads on his forehead. He stared at my paralyzed face carefully for 2 minutes. He seemed not sure if I really didn’t remember or I was just pretending, but in the end he gritted his teeth viciously. Said: "Natsume's family, ugly fat cat."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." I finally couldn't hold back my face and laughed wildly, "You finally admit that you are ugly and fat ha ha ha ha."

"You bastard!"

As the body grows, it seems that Mr. Cat has matured a lot. At the same time, Mr. Cat has lost his stupid and cute appearance, and even the popularity attributes such as fried hair, arrogant and awkward, etc. seem to be less obvious. On the contrary, there is more charm of a mature man in his gestures.

It's a pity that I'm not a cute uncle.

Although Uncle Cat said that he didn't welcome my arrival very much, he estimated that Natsume would be very happy to see me, so he reluctantly led me to the new home of the two of them - the shrine.Kagura and her dog were swung by Uncle Kitty's sleeves, and flew to what was said to be an amusement park in the swirling wind.

As for the ice cream, I will remember to treat her to it in the future.

Natsume, who has broken away from the insignificant existence of human beings and has been promoted to God-sama, has many tasks to do left by the previous gods, so he will stay here for the whole summer vacation, with Uncle Kitty.

Because of Natsume's enlightenment, Uncle Kitty, who also ascended to heaven as a chicken and a dog, became an envoy of God—for God Natsume to drive.The former envoy who was staying at the shrine only hurriedly handed over and disappeared.

It was the first time in his life that he was a god, but Natsume, who was actually almost a bare-bones commander, was in a hurry for a long time and couldn't get used to it.Uncle Cat said that they are currently short of manpower who can be called at will.

The location of the shrine is very remote, and I trekked through thorns and thorns all the way, exhausted and panting for a long distance, while Uncle Cat performed his magic tricks and flew lightly above my head, showing off his unique loincloth from time to time.When I asked him why he didn't fly with me, he said, "You would, why should I?"

To be honest, I really don't.

Gods can conjure supernatural power, demons can conjure magic tricks, what else can people do besides fooling the first two with their mouths?If an animal develops its intelligence and learns to practice, it is no longer an animal, but a demon.Therefore, if a person also has special functions and superpowers, then he cannot be called a person.I have always firmly believed that I am a human being. Although the current state is rather strange, the body is not mine, and the soul is also incomplete, but I am still a human being.So, how could I be enchanted?

With a flash of silver light all over, Uncle Cat changed back to the ugly fat cat he used to be, twisting his chubby buttocks and pounced on the butterflies in the grass.With practical actions, he shows that he completely disdains to listen to my fallacies.

When I finally arrived at the shrine, I was so hungry that I could only lie down on the ground and eat two mouthfuls of turf.But thinking that I would soon see the kind-hearted, virtuous and virtuous Natsume-sama who saves the suffering, I could only swallow my saliva secretly, and forcibly endured the impulse/urge that only a herbivore can have.

Walking into the shrine, which was countless times more desolate than imagined, I saw Natsume squatting in the yard sweating profusely. Behind him, under the shady eaves, there were two minotaurs drinking herbal tea and fanning their fans to cheer for Natsume.

I haven't seen him for a long time, Natsume is still wearing his white shirt that has never changed for thousands of years, with a serious and serious expression. He looks like a serious and pure male high school student, which is far away from Hideonori's wretched high school students.Because of his hard work, his face was covered with a lot of mud, and his lips were a little chapped. When he saw me suddenly barging in, he was taken aback for a moment, then tilted his head to think about it, and then his eyes lit up: "It's Xiao Dolphin! "

Sure enough, I am worthy of being the God of the Land, so I can be recognized in this way.I twisted my slender waist, and was about to throw myself into Natsume's arms with a small handkerchief, for a warm hug after a long-lost reunion, but was pushed by the uncle cat behind me who didn't know when to change back to human form, and then watched helplessly. He reached out and grabbed Natsume's arm, forcefully pulled him into the room, wiped Natsume's dirty face with his sleeve, which was as clean and white as clouds in the sky, and shouted loudly, "I told you before I left. Tell you to rest well, why did you run out again? Do you know that you will suffer from heat stroke like this!"

"No, I'm just..." Natsume protested weakly.

"You still dare to quibble?!" Uncle Cat blushed furiously, "It's better to burn down this damn yard with a torch..."

Natsume hurriedly grabbed the other party's sleeve, and hurriedly said: "I know, I know, I won't do this again in the future."

"That's right, I just found a coolie back, I'll leave it to him to do everything in the future..."

t口t Is this harmonious couple-like mode of getting along with me an illusion?Are you going to go blind?

Seeing that Natsume was distracted by Uncle Kitty, there was absolutely no intention of anyone coming out to help me.I had no choice but to swallow my anger and get up, smash my mouth, and subconsciously swallowed the sweet smelling thing in my mouth. Immediately, my body felt as refreshed as if I had been poked at the [beep] point trembling.

Looking down at the ordinary-looking grass by my feet, reminiscing about the remaining pleasure/sensation in my body, and feeling the growing hunger in my stomach, I finally realized that this thing might have some special purpose, and it might become addictive after eating it What the hell... For the sake of my life, I could only bid farewell to the delicious food with tears in my eyes, turned around and walked into the main hall of the shrine that looked very old and solemn.

Natsume apologized to me with twelve apologies, saying that he really didn't forget me on purpose just now.I waved my hand and said that as long as Natsume is still as gentle, caring, innocent and cute as I remember, and not suddenly turning into some other strange creature like Mr. Kitty, then everything will be fine.

Then, as expected, I was taken in again.

But this time it was completely different.They were adopted as pets or rice bugs before, but this time I sold the cheapest labor in exchange for room and board! [proud face

This shrine is much bigger than it looks on the surface, and unlike your own bedroom, it can be cleaned once a week. Although few people come to visit it, as a serious shrine, it must be cleaned every morning before its official opening. , "It should be clean enough to stick out your tongue to lick" these are the original words of Uncle Cat.

On the lawn in front of the main hall, there is a kind of medicinal material that is said to be quite nourishing for monsters, especially for monsters like Uncle Kitty who have been wounded and sealed for an unknown number of years. A godsend medicine for the lungs.Such things are naturally very precious and hard to find, so when Natsume asked me to eat a few more mouthfuls of healing monster body, I sternly refused.

He can give it to me for free, but I can't take it for free, but now I can't give anything of value, so I can only squat in the corner every day in my free time, staring at the delicious food in the yard and swallowing, and then silently Tell yourself: you are amateur!Not a monster!Eating this stuff is completely useless!Do not waste precious medicinal materials!Don't swallow your saliva! !

As a result, this supposedly fulfilling and happy life has become extremely difficult.