[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Buer opened his ice-blue eyes, stared at my face carefully for a long time, and then laughed with a "puchi": "Is this how the porpoise turns into a human?"

"Ah, huh?"

He raised his hand to touch my head and exclaimed, "And it's so high!"

Bu Er's height is 1.6 meters [-], I am one centimeter taller than him, and Lark is one centimeter taller than me.

"I'm glad you accepted it, but can you tell me why?"

"Because..." Fuji narrowed his eyes again, "Because Xiaotun is Xiaotun!"

There is a reason after all!

"Thank you." Pinching my fingers in confusion, I didn't know what to say for a while.Although Buer said that we are friends, it is the first time that we stand face to face and chat like ordinary people. The life circles are quite different, and it seems a bit difficult to find topics.

"It's rare to meet like this, let's go to a store and have something to drink together, and chat by the way." Probably seeing my embarrassment, Fuji offered to propose.

"Ah."

The group of Qingxue went out to play tennis together during the holidays. It was nothing serious, so no one stopped them. Naturally, no one suddenly popped up and said, "I was lazy during training, and I was fined to run [-] laps" or something like that. .

Reluctantly, Kikumaru touched the Yundou in his hand, which had already started to fry, raised his hand and put it on Fuji's shoulder, staring at it with a pair of beautiful cat eyes, and said not without grievance: "It's a pity, Originally, I wanted to take you to watch us play tennis... Well, if you have time, you can find me at Qinggaku, do you know the address of Qinggaku?

Before he finished speaking, the coal ball nestled on Yundou's back, who didn't know whether it was dead or alive, suddenly widened its eyes, and the slender black hairs covering its whole body stood up "swish", as if it was frightened by something, The black and white eyeballs rolled around, then jumped off Yundou's back, stretched out two slender hands from the fur, grabbed one of Yundou's paws, spread two long legs, and ran to the ground like a mad dog , dragging the chubby bird who was fatter than it did not know how many times, quickly submerged in the grass, and fled.

In the eyes of others, they only knew that Yundou suddenly raised one leg backwards, then flapped its wings, screamed, backed up and struggled... and ran away.

Kikumaru was dumbfounded, and looked around at a loss: "Ah? What, what's going on?"

"Pfft!" Standing behind him, Taocheng and Echizen both covered their mouths and sniggered.Seeing Kikumaru glaring at him, he hurriedly stood up straight and coughed dryly, "I didn't say it was scared away by what Senior Kikumaru said, absolutely not!"

"Scared away? How is that possible!" Kikumaru's face flushed slightly, although she was a little angry but obviously lacked confidence, "I, I just let it come to me when it is free..."

I walked over and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, "Don't worry, I don't think it was scared away by you."

"That's...?" Kikumaru blinked, and the eyeballs turned, unexpectedly

He secretly glanced at Fuji.He only heard two points in his tone, and whispered quietly: "Could it be that small animals are also afraid of black belly?"

It wasn't very loud, but it was enough for the few people around to hear it clearly.But they wisely didn't laugh, but took a few steps back together.

Frightened by the sudden explosion of the small briquettes, Fujiben was a little dazed, and immediately reacted after hearing this: "Oh? Eiji, what did you just say?"

"No, no, I didn't say anything..." Kikumaru hurriedly waved his hand, stepped back behind Dashi and looked around, "That...cough, go get busy, we won't bother you. Friends of Fuji and Fuji, bye~ ~"

Waving goodbye to those group of people, Bu Er restrained his smile, and with a bit of distress, said quietly: "Actually, I have encountered something recently, but I don't know who to tell..."

"If there is anything that needs to be small, please tell me!" I quickly stood at attention.

"really?"

"En." Nodding firmly.

"Great!" Fuji's beautiful and delicate face instantly dazzled the eyes of others.Regardless of the reaction of the people on the side of the road, he directly took my hand, and then slowly stretched it towards his waist.

"Wait, please wait a moment!" A suppressed scream sounded in his ear, the boss blushed, and grabbed his hand in embarrassment, "Do you really want to do this in public?"

"Could it be that the little porpoise doesn't want to help me?" Therefore, the psychological quality of the black belly is still different from that of normal people. Facing the strange eyes of passers-by, I heard the excited urging of unknown species in my ears, "Follow me quickly!" Touch me bastard", he was still calm, without moving his eyelids, he just pressed my hand up.

There was a loud bang in my brain, and I only had time to feel the cold and slippery touch under a layer of clothes under my fingertips, and then my arm went numb, and I lost consciousness instantly.

-mouth-.

After Fuji let go, my arm drooped naturally, and I couldn't feel its existence at all.I squeezed it a few times in a daze, and found that the flesh was stiff.Immediately weeping: "Fuer, you, you, you actually put a wolf-proof electric shock device in your stomach!!"

This guy...couldn't he have come up with such a bad move because of too many sneak attacks recently?

"No." Buer smiled wryly, "It did it, you should have touched it..."

"It?" Glancing at the sister who had untied and tied her shoelaces not far away, I wiped my sweat silently, "Let's find a secluded place to talk."

"kindness."

.........

a few days ago.

Feeling flustered at home during the holidays, Fuji took his camera and walked around Tokyo to take pictures. Before he knew it, he came to Arakawa. Because he was too focused, his pants were accidentally ripped off by a few wild children passing by.Not only that, those children also hung his pants very high ⊙▽⊙.

Just when he was panicking and helpless, a handsome boy suddenly descended from the sky, holding his trousers in his hand, and said, "I can give you the trousers, but you have to promise me one condition."

That condition is familiar to all of us in the Celestial Dynasty - a promise of body.

The boy said that he had lived at the bottom of the Arakawa River for hundreds of years and had been waiting for such a person.Regardless of appearance, regardless of wealth, I just hope that when the person is stripped of his pants, he can help pick them up and invite him to his cave.

For the first time, the person whose pants were ripped off was rescued by a girl.The second time, the person whose trousers had been stripped dropped his trousers and left.So he became resentful, and he swore that for the third time, he would make that person agree with him!

In this way, the beauty Bu Er reluctantly committed herself to him, and lived a painful and happy sex life ever since. .

.........

"Puff, cough, cough..." Hearing the words, labor and management didn't swallow a sip of the drink, and sprayed it all out. .

Buer wiped his face calmly: "After that, he turned into a little white snake, coiled around his waist and never moving again."

"There are too many slots, really, I have read too many fairy tales..."

Buer glanced at me with a sigh, and said, "Be careful with your other arm."

"Ah?" I was stunned, I only felt numbness in my left arm, and then I hung stiffly on the chair.

The glass fell to the ground, splashing a few drops of cool green.

The lovely Loli ran over in a panic, bowed and apologized, and even brought a cool towel to help me wipe my hands.The black pleated skirt swayed a few times in front of her eyes, and then floated away leisurely.

"I said, has it always been like this? No one is allowed to touch you, and no one is allowed to complain?" I reluctantly looked back, and asked.

As if recalling the bad experience before, Fuji's face was pulled down: "My family members also had their arms stiffened at first, but after coordination, it no longer shot at people I know well."

"Coordination or something... This guy is really..." Although Fuji seemed distressed by the boy's behavior, there didn't seem to be a very offensive taste in his words.After a little hesitation, I still couldn't help asking, "There is a question that everyone is eager to know the answer to, can you answer it?"

Bu Er tilted his head, unable to deny it: "You say."

"That's right, that...cough, it..." I really want to know, but... I can't ask.

On the opposite side, Buer's head was tilted slightly, and his fingers were tapping the glass lightly. He seemed to be resting, but a certain sense of warning was clearly conveyed, which instantly dispelled the discord in my brain.

Although the friendship is not shallow, it is not acceptable to be too offensive.Be it humans, beasts, or monsters, whoever attacks who suffers, and even whether there is any spark of ambiguity between them... I should not know.

I twitched the corners of my mouth regretfully, and I asked, "Then what do you want me to do?"

"It's just complaining to you as a companion with a shared secret."

"Really?"

"En." Fuji smiled lightly, "Then please do me a favor by the way."

"As long as Buer says it, I will do my best!" I firmly stated.

"Thank you." He twisted the straw, his bangs hung on his forehead to hide his expression, and he could only hear in a low voice, "If one day I disappear, please help take care of my family."

. . .Although I have accepted the fact that I may be a scum in the past many days in another world, but now I understand that I...maybe the scum is outstanding. T mouth T really wanted to hide his face and run away.

Because it is not the world I am in, I take everything that happens here for granted.But for the natives living in this world, all this may just be a nightmare that will never end.

I don't know what kind of mood Buer used to accept those monsters that suddenly appeared in his eyes, and I don't know what kind of tension and depression he bears in the face of the mysterious boy who can turn into a white snake.

It was really my fault that when I heard this kind of thing, my thoughts went straight to another level.I thought it was too simple.

A disaster that I can't tell anyone, and I don't know how to escape... I should have a deep understanding of this kind of thing.And the previous warning gesture was just worrying that I would annoy the boy by saying something too bad.

No two, I received your call for help.

I moved my right hand that had regained consciousness, held the newly brought cup, and shook it. The brisk and rippling reflected light made people dazzled. I think my current appearance must be very pretentious: "I can't do things that are too complicated. , but only to save your life, I can swear, unless I die, otherwise..."

"Bam—!"

A crutch suddenly fell from the sky and hit the table in front of me. There was only a slight pause, and the table was instantly torn apart, and sawdust flew around.A familiar pulling sensation came from my neck, but it was this elusive chairman who dragged me away from the danger zone.

On the other side, when the kidnapper appeared, a translucent barrier appeared in front of him, blocking all the flying sawdust.

. .

Calm down, I want to be calm.In this world, even if I see Ultraman molesting little monsters in public, I still have to be calm. Even if tentacles appear in Natori Monday’s magic circle, I still have to be calm. Even if the 11th district publicly expresses its strong support for human-beast love, I will... ...will silently support. .

So don't be too shocked about enchantment or something.And compared to the enchantment, compared to the sudden kidnapper, I think we should pay more attention to other things.

The collar was loosened, I turned my head to look at Yunque, and said indifferently: "I originally wanted to go back before Master Yunque finished, but I didn't expect... The speed is so fast, will Guimu Jun be satisfied?"

Telling bad jokes has to make the audience laugh, and this dirty joke is also true.It's a pity that after hearing this, Yunque just gave me a sideways glance, but Fuji burst out laughing. "Oh yeah, I seem to have found something interesting." Then he curled his mouth and greeted Skylark in a friendly way, "Long time no see, Skylark-kun."

"Ah." Yunque nodded, paused and opened his mouth again, "Fu Er Zhou Zhu."

"Why did Yunque-kun come here?" Fuji looked at the lovely maids in a circle, and his meaning was very clear.

Skylark snorted coldly, and did not glance at those cute and pretty chests. He was indifferent and calm like an old monk who regards the world's fans as rotten wood and skeletons. He said: "I heard that some people here violated the regulations and forced students to engage in bad jobs."

=_= The boss of the bad boy ran to the maid cafe and said who was bad! !

The smiles on the faces of the maids froze, and the foreman stood up and said, "Is there any misunderstanding? Most of us are students who come here to work during the holidays, and there is no..."

"Wow!" While speaking, a maid suddenly fell to the ground for some reason, the tray fell aside, and all the drinks and desserts were spilled on the carpet.

Seemingly feeling that everyone's eyes were cast on her, she lowered her head, grasped the corner of her skirt nervously with both hands, and murmured: "Yes, I'm sorry, I..."

This voice...seems...somewhat familiar?

Skylark obviously heard it too, his already unhappy face was now even more gloomy, and a silver light flashed on the kidnapper, as if he was about to move.He just said coldly: "Sawada Tsunayoshi."

"..." The thin shoulders trembled slightly, Zetian boy's inner struggle and helplessness were seen by everyone, his brown eyes were lifted up quietly, as if he was about to cry, and at the same time he cried pitifully: " Senior Skylark~"

⊙▽⊙ Ze, Zetian boy, did they awaken something extraordinary? !