[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

I didn't sleep well last night, and I always felt that someone was peeping in the middle of the night.

It's like you are concentrating on reading a book, and suddenly turn your head, only to find a pair of blood-red eyes looking at you through the crack of the door, that feeling of horror.

This directly affects my state throughout the day.

I took a bite of the slice of bread, looked at Skylark and said, "Master Skylark, I thought you liked Japanese breakfast."

Skylark didn't seem to be as energetic as before. He swung the milk in the glass and frowned slightly, probably hesitating whether to drink something that only herbivores need.Hearing my words, he just slightly raised his eyelids, "What?"

"I just miss Nana a little bit... Aunt Nana's craftsmanship, "Good food can improve the mood of pets, "I haven't had time to thank her for taking care of me before."

Skylark seemed to inadvertently put the cup away, propped his chin with his left hand, and looked over lazily: "When?"

Lying in a trough!Being stared at by him, he was too embarrassed to bite the bread, his mouth was too open to appear rude, and he stuttered and obviously pretended to be x. After struggling secretly for a while, he suddenly realized that he was just a pet at the moment, so he lost all mood. .I sat up straight and lowered my head, like a primary school student being scolded by a teacher: "It was the time you dated Shenwei. After I went out, I...cough, I lost my way. Thanks to Auntie Nana for taking me in."

Recalling the unpleasant pet-losing incident, Hibari's mood became more and more bad: "Miyayin Uryu? Terrorist? Why did she chase you?"

"Well, this question is more complicated, Master Skylark won't be interested." I couldn't figure out the situation myself, so how could I explain it to others.

"Say!"

"Okay." I stood up, slammed my palm on the table, and said loudly, "Talking about the general trend of the world, long-term divisions must be united, and long-term unions must be divided. Seven countries on weekends..."

"Shua—!" A certain stick flew past my ear at high speed, and plunged deep into the wall.

I wiped off my sweat, and my voice suddenly weakened: "It's the Lord God I mentioned to you earlier, isn't he about to die, so I selected a few people from the 60 billion people as his successor candidates, Uryu Miyayin is One of them. I was inadvertently considered a candidate for many... that many reasons, so I was hunted down."

"Herbivore." Skylark narrowed his eyes, obviously dissatisfied with my attitude towards it, and another kidnapper dangled in front of my eyes, clearly threatening.

As a pet, Yundou can climb on the head of a lark in a majestic manner, a guinea pig can help bathe, and unknown creatures can get under the bed...but I can only be whipped at every turn.Treating them differently like this would make even me lose my temper.

I grabbed the cup and "Gululu" and drank it dry. I walked to the cracked wall, pulled out the crutch with all my strength, walked to the side of the skylark, handed out the crutch, closed my eyes and stood up straight: "Bite and kill, bite! Even if I die, I can't tell!"

The air seemed to be stagnant for a few seconds, and Skylark took the kidnapper, turned around and pushed the door out.

Although he didn't make a move, I could feel his anger stronger than usual.

I scratched my head and said with a sneer, "Sorry, I seem to have annoyed Lord Skylark..." If he takes his anger out on you later, you must not blame me.

Uncle Cao Bi, who had been ignored for a long time, sighed and started to clean up the dishes. Seeing me standing there in a state of bewilderment, he said with a sad face, "Mr. Pu, you have misunderstood the Chairman."

"Misunderstanding?" I blinked, waiting for his next words.

"You have been in danger over and over again, and the chairman is very worried about you." There is a subtle feeling of a bloody drama. The two like each other, but they separated because of a misunderstanding. One of them killed everyone in the world because of love and hatred, and at the same time cruelly abused the other. , but in the end it turned out that everything was just a farce. . .

"I know what to worry about, but the word 'three times and five times' is too exaggerated..."

"It has been many times, Mr. Tu, no matter what kind of thoughts you have when approaching the chairman, please don't leave without authorization." Uncle Caobi looked back and smiled while holding the plate, "Because the consequences of your unauthorized departure are up to us borne."

--I feel so uncomfortable in my stomach... Could it be that I just drank spoiled milk?

Rubbing my eyes that were almost blinded by that smile, I opened the door and walked out.Skylark was standing against the wall in the yard. When he saw me coming out, he gave me a cold look, and then walked out of the yard first.

I hurriedly followed.To be honest, I'm a bit confused about Skylark's attitude, although he seems worried about me, but in fact he treats all his pets like this.And since becoming a humanoid, I've been pumped every eight hours on average, isn't that frequency a bit high?

Is it the deep responsibility of love in the legend?No, no, so to speak, Uncle Caobi has been drawn the most times...,--Uncle Shou seems to be cute too. .

Skylark...is it the uncle who is so cute?Thinking back to the vicissitudes of Uncle Kusakabe's face, my stomach began to twitch again.

"Hmm!" Thinking of messy things in his head, he accidentally bumped into the back of Skylark who stopped in front of him suddenly.He took two steps back and looked over, only to find a man and a woman who looked very familiar walking towards him.

The boy is playing PFP with his head down, while the girl is talking behind him.As they approached, the skull on the girl's head flickered suddenly, and began to beep loudly.

Guimu Guima first looked up at Skylark with a face full of shock, then the shock turned into panic, then turned around and ran away, shouting: "Why is it this guy again!"

Skylark sneered twice, grabbed two kidnappers and chased after him.

I waved my hand to drive away the dust in front of me, walked up to the girl and gave her a stiff smile: "Hello, Kiki."

"Qiqi?" She pointed at herself in surprise, "Is Qiqi calling me?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, because I saw you flying in the sky before, so..., that, can you tell me your name?"

"My name is Elucie, that..." Her unnatural eyes turned twice on my chest, "That, may I ask you..."

"If you dare to ask me if I am a man or a woman, I will definitely beat you!" I shook my fist at her.

"Huh? Why?"

"How dare you ask me why..."

"Ah, it's Mr. Dolphin?" I was thinking about whether to imitate the common situation in TV dramas and let her touch it a little bit. Zetian boy led his big group of followers from another street, and he was very enthusiastic. shouting my name.

"Ah, Sawada-kun? Why do you know my name?" Is possession already known to everyone?Do you dare to greet me warmly when you know that I will be possessed?You have grown a lot more courageous, boy Zetian.

"Senior Cao Bi told us."

"Caobi Da... Cough, why did senior know?"

"Well, I don't know much about this kind of thing. It should be said by Senior Skylark." Zetian scratched his head, his face full of shyness, "Well, mom is very worried about your recent situation. If you have time, I hope you I can go see her."

"Yeah." I don't know if they think I'm human or something weird, but either way, it's nice to be treated like this.

"Hey." Kamui, who was standing beside Zetian watching our interaction with squinted eyes, suddenly said, "I heard that you have something very interesting hidden in your belly, can you let me see it?"

The other teenagers who acted as background boards also came back to their senses, staring straight at my abdomen, their pupils flickering, and they seemed to be dreaming.

"Huh? This...is too bloody...the duodenum, the stomach pouch..." I smacked my face and took two steps back.

"It's not about internal organs, but other things." I always feel that this smile is a bit meaningful.

"Get it yourself if you want it." I straightened my back, and then felt that this was inappropriate, coughed dryly and stood up straight, signaling him to do it himself if he has the ability.Well, even though I said that, most people wouldn't reach out...

"Pu...Pun-jun?" Zetian boy said with a face full of complaints, "You don't seem to like digging out by yourself..."

"If I put my hand in my stomach, I always feel that I will lose something important..." Why should the connection point of the different dimension be located in the stomach?Why can't you give me a jade pendant ring or something?What if someone just accidentally knocked over my stomach one day and the swelling disappeared?

The corner of Zetian's mouth twitched, and he silently spit out two words: "Must be moral?"

"Then I won't be polite." Unexpectedly, Shenwei actually took two steps forward and stood in front of me. He squeezed his fingers, and the sound of "click" made people wonder if his bones would be pinched. broken.He turned his head and smiled at Zetian, then slowly stretched out his hand.

I shivered and stood there dumbfounded, not daring to move.

Everyone held their breath and stared at his right hand.From fingertips to palms... fades away.

"Oh, oh." Shenwei pretended to exclaim twice, but the smile on his face became more playful.

I don't know what he was rummaging inside, but after two seconds, he finally grasped something, and then slowly withdrew his hand.

A plastic bottle cap poked its head out first, followed by a slender and graceful figure, and two very familiar English letters appeared in front of everyone.

Ky.

"Yo!" Before he could evacuate completely, a silver light suddenly flashed beside him, Kamui subconsciously stepped back and dodged, and after he stood still, he still kept his smiling face without any emotion, "Mr. Skylark, What's wrong?"

Being disturbed by Skylark, the bottle fell to the ground with a "bang", and the thick and long object rolled twice on the ground, and then landed squarely in the center of the crowd with its face up.The two letters were displayed in front of everyone without any shame.

~~Hoo~~.Only the sound of the wind is in the quiet air.

Seeing all kinds of weird eyes staring at me and Yunque, I couldn't help taking a few steps back, wiped my sweat and explained: "This... I got it for free when the supermarket had a big discount before..., it's just that... Don't be in vain. Don't... so..., but... I didn't intend to use it!"

The surrounding gazes were more complex, even the gentle and kind-hearted virgin Sawada's ears blushed silently, and his gaze wandered between me and Skylark evasively.I hurriedly picked up the thing and stuffed it back into my stomach, and said to Shenwei with a dry smile: "Shenwei Lord, the quality of such free things is not reliable. If you need it, I can introduce you to some brands."

"..." Shenwei Jun's expression didn't change at all, "Okay, it just so happens that I don't know much about this!"

I sneaked a peek at Yunque, only to find that although this guy had a calm expression on his face, his brows were tightly wrinkled, and there was still a hint of doubt in his eyes.This is a kind of expression that other people laugh when they hear a bad joke, but they don't understand where the joke is.

So... Skylark doesn't know what this thing is, does he?

Actually...is it strange that he knows?

I calmed down instantly.I looked around and found that Ai Luxi was gone, ignoring Zetian's group's various expressions, I turned to Skylark and asked, "Where's Guimu Guima?"

Skylark's attention was immediately diverted from the previous horrific incident, his scrutinizing eyes turned on me, and then turned away.

After waving goodbye to Zetian and the others, I hurriedly followed.All the way, Yunque tilted his head and didn't know what he was thinking. It wasn't until he stood at the gate of Bingsheng Middle School that Yunque stopped, turned his head and asked, "Do you know that herbivore?"

Sorry, there are so many herbivores in this world, I don't know which one you are referring to.

Skylark glared at me a few times, then said helplessly, "Osmanthus osmanthus."

"You can remember his name!!" I couldn't help but think of the task that the main god once issued, 'Crowd around the misunderstanding and entanglement between Hibari Kyouya and Guimu Guima', since the main god said so, it proves that the relationship between the two of them Sure enough, something happened that I don't know about!What's more, Skylark, who always likes to use the four words "herbivore" to describe all living things in the world, actually said the name of Guimu Guima in full!It's hard not to be misunderstood!

"You recognize him?"

"I just know his name," I scratched my head. "After all, the skull on his sister's head keeps ringing every time she sees me, so I have to pay attention to it no matter what."

Skylark paid more attention to Guimu Guima than expected, he didn't even enter the school, he just gave a simple order and left.Although he didn't explain his whereabouts, it was obvious that he was looking for Guimu Guima.

The mood is delicate.Although I feel that Guimu Guima is more acceptable than the "uncle Shou" of Caobi, but in fact, I would rather Uncle Skylark. .After all, if the confession is rejected, it will be easier to accept if the other party’s reason is ‘because you are too young’; and if the other party’s reason is ‘because you are not good enough/cute enough’, etc., you will be very unwilling; if If the other party said the ultimate reason, 'I like him because he is XXX', the mood would probably be like being lost and lost.

But if the accused party is a skylark, then the most appropriate refusal should be 'I am of a different species from yours'.

Bing Shengzhong is under construction. Many buildings were destroyed in the battle for the ring before, and it will not be able to be built in a while.After going around the school a few times, I turned out again in boredom.I can't remember the way, so I can't run around.I had no choice but to squat at the school gate in a daze.

All kinds of monsters, large and small, walked past me. I lowered my head and pretended not to see them.Whether it was Kuroko, Hidezai, or Kikumaru whom I had known in the past, they were watching the straight ahead, they didn't see me, and naturally they didn't come over to say hello.

People can easily sympathize with small species and give them warmth and care. Even if they meet a cat by chance on the way, they can't help but squat down and play with it for a while.But not with humans.

He would not say hello to a stranger specifically, nor would he steal his eyes to see what was lying in the dark alley, even if he heard some unusually touching story while watching TV, he would just sigh a few words without pain.

The kind protagonist in the story will pick up a dirty stray cat home with a distressed face, but most of the time he will quicken his pace when he sees a dirty uncle around the corner.If it was a Tibetan Mastiff, then he must have rolled as far as he could.

But, but, although being a pet is very happy and life is very easy, but being a human can face many people more equally, no longer simply waiting, but also fighting for it when you want it.

Yundou, whom I hadn't seen for a few days, flew to my shoulder with fluttering wings, and the little briquette squatted firmly on its back, motionless.

I stood up, stretched my numb legs, and ran a few steps to catch up with Qingxue's group walking in front.

"Huh?" He squinted his eyes and looked at me standing in front of him in astonishment, and pointed to himself in doubt, "Looking for me?"

"Hmm." Nod.

"May I ask who you are?" Seeing that Buer was stopped, several people walking in front also stopped and looked over.

I hesitated for a while, leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Do you still remember Xiaojin?"

"Oh?" I still don't know how he squinted his eyes to look at people, "Did Xiaotun ask you to come to me?"

"No, it's not, it's actually...that..."

"Wow! What a cute bird!" Kikumaru exclaimed, threw herself in front of me, and poked Yundou's little head with her index finger.

Yundou looked at him suspiciously with his peasy eyes open, then turned his head and yelled at me: "Stupid cat! Skylark!"

"I'll take you to find him later," I grabbed it and put it in Kikumaru's hand, and said to him, "You can do whatever you want, just don't kill him."

"You can still talk!" Kikumaru held it with both hands and went to Qinggaku to show off, leaving a small area around Fuji and me temporarily.

"That..." I lowered my head and looked around. To be honest, I was a little nervous, "If I say, I am Xiao Dolphin, do you... believe it?"

The author has something to say: it will be 2014 in a blink of an eye... .