[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Wisps of light smoke from the incense burner floated towards me, and I quickly covered my nose and turned my head.

1 minute... 2 minutes... 5 minutes... 10 minutes...

The sea breeze raised my white cloth slightly, and the atmosphere around me became peaceful and solemn.

Although I know that the monster has been eaten, at this moment I still can't help but look down at my belly with a guilty conscience, for fear that something will burst out suddenly.

"Sure enough..." Natori Yiyi sighed, put away his posture, his sharp eyes fell on me through the sunglasses, "Actually Chi is no longer there."

well?How did you know?

"There are two possibilities for the current situation: first, Chi has been eaten by you; second, Chi has been released by you. But during the period when Chi got into your stomach, I kept letting Hiiragi follow you quietly, so I can be sure that Chi didn't escape. Then there is only one possibility..."

ha?

"It seems that we have to change the plan." As Natori Monday's tone turned cold, a strange gust of wind suddenly blew, and the fine sand particles were blown away, and a larger magic circle gradually emerged around me, "Natsume Na I will explain it clearly to him, so please sleep peacefully!"

Ya, Ya Butterfly~!

Wow, I don't want to be sealed!That monster was really not eaten by me! !Obviously I was just a victim from the beginning to the end, why did Mao want me to take responsibility in the end? !Natori Monday is a bastard, he looks like a dog, I didn't expect, I didn't expect, Nao would do this to me while other people were away! !

"Bye bye." Unlike the previous ones where there was no movement, a strong wind blew out as soon as Natori Monday's voice fell to the bottom of the magic circle.

My wide-open eyes were hurting from the blowing, I raised my arms to cover my eyes, and felt my body swelled up by the blowing, almost floating into the sky under the shaking, but something protruded from the ground and wrapped around my ankles .

Is this gameover?

Seals or something... I can't die, right?

"Little dolphin—!"

Ah?No two?

"Little porpoise!!" A familiar figure broke into the magic circle and blocked me, and Fuji's slightly angry voice sounded, "Mr. Natori! Are you deliberately pushing us away just to attack Xiao porpoise?"

"Fuji-kun? It's dangerous! Get out!" Natori Monday shouted anxiously, "Get out, or you'll be caught together—uh!"

Natori Monday let out a muffled grunt, as if someone had beaten him.

Skylark's evil spirit can be felt even through the hurricane, and his voice is unprecedentedly cold: "Herbivore! Get out!"

If I could get out, I would have gotten out a long time ago!

Ah, what should I do?The green vines had already entangled most of his body, and now he couldn't even move at all. .It's a big deal to start again after I die, but it's okay... Fuck, Natori Monday, when labor and capital go out, I will definitely send you to reincarnate [-] times ah [-] times!

"I'm sorry, Xiaojin," Fuji turned his head, his icy blue eyes filled with apology, "I can't save you..."

Bu Er must not die!Lord God, can my wish be used to save people?Please, please...

"Wow, ah, burn these monsters to death—!"

I froze for a moment, subconsciously looking forward.The flying wild sand blocked their figures, but it couldn't block the bright flame.

Dazzling like the rising sun, the orange flames quickly extended along the vines all over the ground, and wiped out the tough vines in just a few seconds.

The magic circle let out a scream of "buzz", and finally stopped, and all the previous visions disappeared.

Huh——, I slumped on the ground and stroked my chest and began to pant.

Scared, scared labor and capital to death. .

"Senior Fuji, and Youkai-san!" Zetian boy who was wearing only his underwear ran over in a panic, "Are you all alright?"

"It's okay, thank you for saving us."

Zetian boy said that every time he explodes, he is very powerful. .

"Herbivore." Skylark walked up to me with a dark face, and glared at me condescendingly, "Abducted by a stranger without authorization, bitten to death!"

ha?Wait, wait I don't understand what you mean!There are too many slots in your sentence, and I can't understand it.

"Skylark-kun, please don't get angry." Fuji persuaded, "After all, Mr. Natori is an exorcist, so it is understandable for Xiaotong to follow him alone because he is worried about his body."

"Although I haven't slept all night, the things I found are useless. We are so unreliable as friends, no wonder he doesn't trust him."

"Actually, I always thought that Xiaojin would hope that we would be by his side when expelling monsters. Even if something happened, we would be able to help at any rate. I didn't expect that I was being sentimental."

Ah?Why does it sound so wrong?

The cold metal light flashed in front of my eyes, and I only had time to glance at Bu Er's gloomy smiling face before quickly losing consciousness.

Bastard, at least let me thank Zetian boy first before smashing it!

.........

Natsume hasn't appeared since last night, but he called to say that he couldn't come because of something.

Midorima drove back to her home overnight last night, the specific reason is unknown.

As for Bu Er, he still stayed on the beach with Qing Xue and the rest.Regarding monsters, he only said that since seeing Tezuka's cute guinea pig for the first time, he began to see some weird things. Although he was frightened at first, he is used to it now.

Even if I offered to help delete this skill, Buer would not agree.

"I am very happy to see that there are so many interesting monsters in this world!"

Sure enough, the idea of ​​black belly is not something ordinary people like me can understand.

I ran to say goodbye to Heizi again, and then I got on the bus with Hibari.

The bus drove very fast, and the chilly wind made me feel comfortable. I looked up at the sky, silently feeling that life is so beautiful. .

And the skylark is sleeping sweetly on my stomach at the moment.

Before, because there were a lot of messy things stuffed in his stomach, it made Lark feel uncomfortable when he lay on the pillow, so he was forcibly emptied.But when he pressed it after emptying it, his stomach collapsed=dish=... Are my internal organs actually placed in a different dimension?

Just when the atmosphere was extremely subtle and awkward, the uncle Caobi in the car suddenly stretched out his head and called "Chairman" a few times, and then a pillow was thrown on it.

Almighty Uncle Kusakabe!But what should I complain about?

With the filling of the pillow, my poor belly finally bulged.After Lark took the pillow as a matter of course, I began to think silently why Lark didn't just sleep on the pillow?Shouldn't it be embarrassing? Hey!

Ah Huang (the abbreviation of Little Yellow Bird) is very casual. When he is bored, he will go out for a walk, and when he is sleepy, he will sleep on my body. He is very carefree.

By the way, Skylark treats his Ah Huang very well... Hey, Lord God, can you tell me about the degree of affection between the two of them?

【seventy. 】

Do you mean seventy each other?I don't understand just looking at the numbers. Is there any measure?

[Out of one hundred. 】

One hundred means?

[You can marry and have children. 】

puff--!Wouldn't Skylark be able to talk to Ah Huang soon..., stop, stop, stop!Don't think about it anymore, people|beasts are too heavy-handed and will brush the lower limit!

Cough cough, Lord God, can you list Lark's favorability with other people to see?

【Can. 】

The light blue page floated lightly in mid-air, titled: List of Lark's Foreign Favorability.

In that series of densely packed "herbivore" rankings, the word "Shenwei" popped out abruptly.

Favorability is twenty.

In fact, twenty is really not high, but it entered the top ten in this ranking.And other people's titles are basically all "herbivores", but Shenwei... I can't help but want to be wrong!

Fortunately, the Lord God was considerate in his service and provided a profile picture for each herbivore, otherwise he would not understand this thing after seeing it.

The herbivore at the top is Ahuang, with a favorability of 45, and the second... I was a guinea pig, with a favorability of [-], the third and fourth were two animals I didn't know, and the fifth was me when I was a cat , with a favorability of sixty, followed by a few more animals, and at the ninth it became Li Baoen, named Xiaobai, with a favorability of [-].

After Shenwei, there are a few people I don't know, and the favorability is in single digits.Then there are a few people with 0 favorability, including Mr. Sakata, Fujimi and so on.In the end, headed by Zetian boy, there are a lot of people with negative favorability.

Zetian boy loses five, Guimu Guima loses 36, and Liudaoku loses seventy.

Well, it's understandable that Liudaoku's score is so low, but why can Guimu Guima lose so much?This kind of score is obviously hated!Could it be that he sneaked away to tease Skylark while I was away? Hey!

As for Zetian boy... I won't say anything.

In fact, the most incredible thing is that I actually lined up in it twice!If the favorability can be superimposed... No, no, if the two of them are superimposed, wouldn't it be cat and mouse?It can only increase the ratings but not the favorability!

As soon as the bus entered the bustling and noisy area of ​​Tokyo, Hibari jumped out of the bus carrying me.

Bypassing one street after another, which looked familiar but was unfamiliar, we soon arrived at Skylark's house.

It's just... watching Yunque change his shoes and rush to the bathroom, I hesitated.

It's not about hesitating whether to peep or take the initiative to take a bath, but...there are no slippers I can wear in this house, should I just step on them in such a dirty way, or should I stand here and wait for the skylark to think about it ?