[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

"Baga!" The lucky cat that finally unlocked the hold technique flew on Natsume angrily, covering his head and face, and roared, "Why did you accept it, you idiot? Ah, ah, what should I do now? Are you a success? Lord God has a longer lifespan than me, and I will never get a friend account in this life!!"

"Huh? Lord God? What nonsense are you talking about?"

"I'm quitting, I'm quitting..." the beckoning cat writhed in Natsume's arms for a while, dying, and then suddenly muttered something darkly, "Just eat this kid and I can become a god." "..., crazily and repeatedly, it looks like being possessed by something.

"Mr. Kitty!" After the beckoning cat finally ran away like crazy, Natsume couldn't care about anything else, leaving behind the monster who just appeared and didn't know it, and Midorima who was stunned and stiff. Hastily chased out.

"It's finally quiet, Midorima-sama!" Sighing softly, Kikyo's voice sounded a bit lonely, "If it wasn't for that strange monster getting in the way, I could have been..."

That strange monster is listening behind you. .

"How about I leave for a while and come back quietly after the limelight passes? Anyway, Master Midorima can't see me."

Is it really okay to say that in front of Midorima-sama?

"Really, what nonsense am I talking about..." Sitting up and stretching leisurely, Kikyo turned her head to Midorima with a bright smile, "Good evening, Midorima-sama!"

Midorima turned her head to look at him, moved her lips several times before choking out three words stiffly: "Good evening."

Kikyo froze, her eyes gradually widened, as if unable to respond.

Probably because the beautiful, lively and lovely appearance of this monster made people unconsciously relax their vigilance. Midorima's expression finally relaxed, and his voice softened a lot: "Good evening, Kikyo-kun."

"Ah! I'm sorry, I didn't know about you..." Kikyo suddenly stood up, and took a few steps back with a pale face, "I'm sorry, I'm leaving right now!"

"Wait a minute, Kikyo-kun!" Midorima reached out and grabbed him, "I have something to tell you!"

"Something... tell me?"

"Well, I think—" the voice paused, but Midorima turned to look at me who was sitting on the side pretending to be a road scene.

Even the monster turned his head, and "shua, shua, shua" several knives flew over.

As the saying goes, crossing the river, demolishing bridges, dismantling mills and killing donkeys... I have nothing to complain about.

.........

I don't know the continuation of the story.

But the worst thing is that I waited and waited, and none of those guys, whether it was Midorima, Fuji, Natsume or Hibari, came back.Could it be going camping together in the middle of the night?

I didn't know whose room to wait for, so I hesitated again and again, so I ran to the sofa in the hall with the quilt in my arms and waited for them.

No matter who comes back first, they will definitely wake me up when they see me sleeping here, right?

Well, definitely.

…zzz…zzz…z…

"Kufufufu, if you sleep so soundly, aren't you afraid that monsters will take the opportunity to eat you?"

"zz...z...zz..."

"……Hey!"

I turned around and ignored it.

"...Don't you want to know where Skylark went?"

I didn't want to talk to him, but this guy kicked me in the ass!too crazy...

"Why did I dream of you pervert?" I sat up and looked up at the literary face I hadn't seen for a long time. "Why didn't I dream of my lovely Misaki or Tezuka?"

"Oh? Do you recognize me?" Liu Daoku raised his eyebrows and sat beside me, coquettishly posing as an elegant nobleman.

"Even if you turn into ashes, I can still recognize...the pineapple leaves on your head."

"Then what do you know about me?"

"Why do I have to talk about myself in the dream?" The body in the dream is a bit illusory, but at least he can barely see his original appearance.It's just that the green grass and blue sky around here look a bit awkward... Why would I dream of such a scene?

"Dream?" Liu Dao Mu smiled inexplicably, "Probably you want to remind yourself of something by dreaming."

"Really? But you don't need to be reminded that you are a pervert?"

"abnormal?"

"Yeah, attaching yourself to a perverted dog to please women, isn't it a pervert?"

"..."

Shaking~, the wind in this dream is a bit strong!

"Kufufu," Rokudo Mukuro's voice sounded like he was gnashing his teeth, "what's your name?"

"Uh...don't remember."

"How could you not remember your name?"

"It's normal not to remember it in a dream," I scratched my face, and suddenly remembered what Fuji said, "Let's call it Xiaotun."

Liu Daoku was stunned: "Little porpoise?...So it was you..."

I rolled my eyes at him and looked down at the grass in a daze.

"It looks like you have a lot of secrets in you." Liu Dao Mu sighed inexplicably, and then suddenly said, "Do you want to make a deal with me?"

"what?"

"I can get the monster out of your body, but you have to agree to let me carve a mark on your soul."

"Huh? You can get monsters out?... Is Liu Dao Mukuo such a whimsical person in my impression? Is it because I am too worried during the day that I have such dreams at night?"

"Don't you believe it?" Liu Dao Mu spread his hands helplessly, "It seems that I need to explain to you!"

He said that for some unavoidable purpose, he possessed the perverted dog and obtained the information he needed by dealing with monsters.The monster that got into my body was trapped by Natori Monday before, and escaped with his help.The two of them agreed that Liu Dao Mu would help it escape, and it would be driven by Liu Dao Mu in the future.

That night the hotel was on fire because Rokudoku possessed himself and set fire to Seno Nazuliu, in order to cause confusion and temporarily divert Natori Monday's attention.

However, just when his plan was about to succeed, the monster accidentally got into my body because of a moment of greed.

So Liu Dao Mu had to find me.

=Dish=Liu Dao Mu turned into the ultimate **** oss?

"What? Are you scared by me?" Liudaoku raised the corners of his mouth coldly, his eyes full of undisguised disdain and sarcasm.

"No, I was frightened by myself," I touched my face with emotion, "I never thought that I would be so powerful that I could deduce the whole case from such a few clues, maybe I could be a detective in the future ah."

"Do you still think it's just a dream of yours?"

"Could it be that you thought that idiot Liu Dao Mu would come and tell me stories at night?"

"..." Liudaoku covered his face silently, "Stupid... um..."

"But it's useless to know this. It's up to him to do whatever the idiot wants to do. Do you still expect me, an unknown creature, to save the earth?"

"So, are you willing to make a deal with me?"

"What deal?"

"kufufu, mark your soul."

"This won't do, my soul lives—!"

【roll! 】

With the sound of the main god's voice, the whole space suddenly shook, the surrounding environment shattered into fragments and fell one after another, and the lush green grass instantly turned into a bottomless abyss.

Wow ah ah ah -!

I sat up suddenly and looked around in surprise, my heart beating wildly.

Emma, ​​Lao Zi was scared to death.

"Did you have a nightmare?" Natori Monday's face suddenly approached, and I was so scared that I almost jumped up again.

"Don't worry, it's all right." He patted me on the shoulder, "I have good news for you, the bait has been found."

[Providing healing and nourishing food for the main god, making an outstanding contribution.As a gift in return, the Lord God can grant any of your wishes. 】

Wait, I shook my drowsy head, Lord God, what do you mean by healing and tonic?

[Monster scoffs, it is a great supplement to the Lord God. 】

Great supplement?Meaning you ate that monster? ?

【Yes. 】

So you want to repay me, ready to fulfill any of my wishes?

【Yes. 】

Heal me immediately and let me go back!

【besides. 】

The Lord God is a scumbag!

"Tan-kun?" Natori Monday pushed me, "Did you hear what I just said?"

what?

"Listen carefully when others are talking... I said, Yunque-kun and Fuji-kun stayed up all night last night, looking everywhere for you that can draw out the sneer, but I didn't expect you to sleep here. "

ah?Skylark and Fuji...

Natori sighed on Monday: "Now that thing has been found, and they have gone back to rest. In order to prevent the night from having more dreams, I am going to help you get that monster out now."

Ah, ah?

"Tan-kun," seeing me not moving, Natori Monday's tone became cold, "That monster may eat you at any time, so I suggest you cooperate with me as much as possible. Could it be that... you are not really worried?"

Of course, don't worry, the monsters have been eaten by the main god, what else do I have to worry about!

"Let's go!" Seeing that I still didn't respond, Natori Yiyi grabbed the back of my neck and dragged me away forcibly.

It was still daylight, and Natori took me to a relatively remote corner to avoid scattered tourists.And there was already a huge magic circle lying there, quietly waiting for the prey to arrive.

By the way... how did Natori Monday draw such a big perfect circle on the beach?Let's hang up! Hey!Science graduate, right?

He took out a censer from his pocket, put a small piece of something black in it, lit it, and placed the censer in the center of the circle.Natori put on a pose on Monday: "Tan-kun, I'm about to start!"

Swallowing my saliva quietly, I took a few steps back trembling.

It always feels dangerous...