[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

"Even if you can't see what it is, you can't treat it like this!" Takeshi Momoshiro broke into the bathroom with only a white towel around his lower body, "It's wrong for you to do this, it's wrong!"

"Huh?" The two people who were engaged in obscene business were startled by Taocheng's sudden loud voice, and the saw blade almost scratched my white cloth, "You misunderstood, we are not..."

"There are all witnesses and material evidence, you still want to quibble?!"

"Listen to our explanation first..."

Ignoring their nonsensical quarrel, a small figure came out from behind Momojo. It was rare that he was not wearing a hat, showing his dark green hair. Echizen Ryoma nodded at me with a slumped face: "Hello."

He's such a polite and good boy, but he's not in good shape.

Cough, don't get me wrong, I'm not the kind of person who falls on other people's figure at first sight!It's just subconscious, no, no, just because this is a bathroom, I was forced to look at a few good figures and various mosaics, so... I couldn't help but compare...

⊙w⊙Please believe me, there are really mosaics!The key parts are really mosaic!I shouldn't have seen it, I really didn't see it at all! !

"Okay, okay, I see..." Being entangled by the shirtless Takeshi Momoshiro, the guy wearing glasses had no choice but to agree with his words, stood up together with the guy next to him, and He bowed to me and apologized:

"I'm really sorry!"

"Well, since you guys are so serious..." Taocheng raised his chin proudly, raised his arm and scratched his hard-looking hair, "Then I will reluctantly forgive you!"

Are they actually apologizing to you?

Being made such a fuss by Taocheng, Cheng Lin's two guys didn't have the mind to take a bath any more, so they changed into bathrobes and went out after wiping themselves casually.

"Hey." Seeing me staring at him, Taocheng smiled embarrassedly, "Actually, you don't have to thank me too much, I just can't understand their actions. Although I still don't know what you are Dong, cough, creatures, but we should still give the minimum respect to different species."

respect?No, all I heard was the superiority of being human.This product... really still makes people very angry!

I know this is venting anger, including what happened in the morning, what Takeshi Momoshiro showed was just a fool with a head full of tennis balls and muscles, no matter how much he cares about it, it's useless, and he really didn't have any malicious intentions.

However, this guy always steps on my minefield!

I will naturally settle accounts with Cheng Lin's scumbags in the future, but Taocheng,,, let's argue with him... At least he saved my virginity crisis in time, so don't bother with him... I have a bad breath in my heart I couldn't swallow it anyway.

This sense of superiority is actually felt by everyone more or less, but the nature is different.For example, Tezuka, he is a kind of compassion and love for weak animals, although he may feel a little charity, but what I remember more is his careful care and respect, which is full of heart and makes people feel satisfied respect.Even when I might have abandoned him, he respected my choice quite calmly.

For example, the village head, he regards himself as a kappa, and said something like "you human beings" to Xiaozhao. A sigh of "human beings" who have not yet seen through life.Although he lives under the bridge, he actually overlooks many people.

There are also those like Lark, which are more direct contempt for the weak by the strong.

Well, but the village chief and Hibari's "superiority" isn't aimed at me.

Then it is like Natsume,,, Natsume? ...Uh... Natsume's words... From what I know about him so far, he may be a special case.

The reason why Momoshiro Takeshi makes me uncomfortable is because of the "superiority" of human instinct shown by him, although he has no awareness of it.And this sense of superiority is what disgusts me the most.

Obviously, I was once a human too...

Ahhhhhhh, what the hell am I thinking about in a mess, is the focus now on "Why do I hate Takeshi Momoshiro"?Is it "Why is Takeshi Momoshiro so annoying"?Or do you say "Taocheng is really annoying"?No! !

Labor and management are still soaking in the bathtub and cannot move!How can I care about such insignificant things as Takeshi Momoshiro's figure?

"By the way, why didn't you move for a long time?" Takeshi Momoshiro, who was on the right side, approached and poked my face, "Could it be that your master turned it off and forgot to turn it on?"... I don't bother to pay attention to him !

"Echizen, let me find out where its switch is!"

"What switch?" Echizen Ryoma leaned against the bathtub with a relaxed face, his white chest looming under the water, his face was a little red from the heat, and he looked over with sparkling amber eyes.

Whoa whoa whoa!This appearance, this appearance is simply the temptation of Hong Guoguo!Of course, the object of seduction is not me.

Once the idea of ​​"Echizen is in sex | Lure Peach City" is formed, it will linger in the mind instantly, and some ordinary things in the past will become suspicious.For example, the two times I met people from Qingxue, Echizen was always walking together in Taocheng, with big cat eyes looking around indifferently, but in fact they were paying attention to their seniors all the time.

The relationship between them may be love at first sight, or it may be love after a long time. It seems that the one who has an idea first is Echizen. Later, in order to be able to be with his senior, Echizen has made various hints on weekdays, but his senior is dull and incomprehensible. , Echizen, who has been unable to attack for a long time, finally found an opportunity to perform a well-planned sex|seduction technique while taking a bath together.

Really well-intentioned!

"It's the kind of red button that can fire a bullet or start a certain program..." It's a pity that the other party happens to be an idiot like Taocheng!

"Huh?" Echizen stared, a little annoyed at his incorrigible slowness, "Are you joking? Momoshiro-senpai!"

"Think about it," Taocheng stood up, pressing his left arm on my head as a matter of course, and waving his right arm while talking, "Isn't it often seen in anime? Click on the house and you can fly!"

Shall I press a button on your body to erase your memory?

"That kind of thing is impossible..."

"Don't say that, let's look for it first!"

Alas?Why this development again?Wait, wait! !Don't poke my eyes with your fingers! ! !

Mouth, mouth hurts!If you break labor and capital again, I will fight you hard!

Ahhhhhh, Takeshi Momoshiro, go to hell with me—! ! ! !

"Senior Momoshiro," Echizen, who was annoyed by Senior Ki, finally said, "What's the difference between you doing such a thing and those two people just now?"

"Ah? That's right..." Taocheng scratched his head, as if a little embarrassed, "It seems that I misunderstood them just now."

"madamadadane!"

"Echizen, aren't you curious?" Taocheng was still a little swearing, "Its white cloth...what is it inside?"

"Not curious."

"Cut. What an unlovable junior!"

Taocheng was silent for a while, and finally couldn't help clasping his hands together and said to me: "You are turning off the phone now, right? So... is it okay? Just let me take a look..., just one look, please!"

What happened to this uncontrollable desire to kill?

Seeing Taocheng's hand reaching down again, the chastity of labor and capital was once again in crisis, and a voice interrupted again: "What are you doing? Taocheng!"

Are you Qingxue playing Dragon Quest game after game to rescue alien creatures?

It was rare for Bu Er to pull down his often entrenched smiling face. Although he also only wore a white towel around his lower body, his aura was uncompromising.

"Ah? Senior Fuji!" Taocheng's hands trembled, and he hurriedly let go of his hands and stood at attention, "You misunderstood me, just now I just..."

"I only believe what I see." By the way, what did you see when you didn't even open your eyes?

"Ah, Taocheng is too much!" Kikumaru also sneaked in, "How can you bully our lovely...,'s...huh?"

Kikumaru stopped in the middle of speaking, blinked and looked at Fuer suspiciously: "What's his name?"

"Well..." Fuji squinted his eyes at me, as if he was waiting for my reaction.

I really want to give him some reaction, but unfortunately...

"Xiaotun." After a moment of silence, Bu Er suddenly said, "His name is Xiaotun."

Ah, ah?

"It's Xiaojin," Kikumaru frowned, "I always feel like I've heard this name somewhere before."

"Eiji, don't you remember? Tezuka's pet." So, why would Mao suddenly mention me at this time?

"Oh~~~, I remembered, that cute guinea pig lying on Tezuka's head!"

"And the cactus I just bought is also called Xiaopi!"

=皮= You don’t mean to call everyone Xiaotun, do you?

……

So, another group of people changed in the bathtub.

"Nene, Xiao Dolphin, why are you motionless?"

Here we go again, why are you so curious about me?Are you guys coming to lift my white cloth too?

"Actually, I really want to lift it up and have a look," Buer said, as if hearing my complaints, "I just feel that Xiaojin will be angry when I lift it up, so I suppressed this thought."

Should I thank you?

"I heard that you are a senior's pet? I thought you were just a kid who likes to play cosplay."

"Alas? Isn't it a robot?"

"No, because I saw the porpoise fall into the sea with my own eyes, and then because I drank too much sea water..." At this point, Fuji and Kikumaru thought about the morning at the same time, but in order to take care of my face, they didn't leave any traces Turning their heads away, only the slightly turbulent water surface can show how painful they are holding back their laughter at the moment. ==

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." After laughing enough, he finally turned his head. His face on the water looked very innocent. I pulled my unique eyelashes, "Although your face is suspicious, it is also cute to some people."

In many ways, Bu Ermei is actually a very magical existence.

The first time I saw him, I actually thought that his eyes were too small like Du Moumou, so that the eyes seemed to be closed when they were opened. Later, when I was in class with him, I saw him occasionally open his eyes before realizing it. Those eyes are actually quite nice.

The second time I met was when I became a cat, at the door of Tezuka’s house, he greeted me with a smile.

I didn't expect to see the existence of the male version of Sailor Moon together with him during this meeting, and the calmness he showed was really surprising.

Although the Lord God said that this is the world of Zongman, the people I know, these people who should have come from different worlds, never seemed to meet before.

I can meet them casually when I am wandering without a goal. How could it be possible that they have lived in Tokyo for more than ten years without any intersection?I don't know how they are separated, but they do live independently based on a certain boundary.

And then at some point, that boundary is suddenly breached.It was in such a situation that Bu Er bumped into Sailor Moon unpreparedly.

The difference between harem manga and hot blood manga can be seen at a glance.

Well, even if this is the case, it doesn’t have much to do with me ╮(╯_╰)╭, it would be too nonsense to say that my appearance has affected this world, after all, what I have done in this world Nothing but voyeurism.

Taking a step back, even if I can get involved with me for a dime, it is still a matter of the main god, no, nothing to care about.

When I left the bathroom, Buer deliberately lagged behind Kikumaru, whispered in my ear, "Remember to share with me if you find something about that matter", put on the yukata and left.

Compared with emotions such as shock, shock and shock, Fuji's slightly curious and excited tone is very reassuring. If he doesn't care, I naturally don't have to think too much...

After soaking in the water for too long, my white cloth was obviously wrinkled, but my body still couldn't move.But even though so much time had passed, Midorima never thought of coming back to me.Others would never even think of getting me out.

Now, I said...someone always gets me out when the bathroom door closes, right?You can't let me go on like this forever, can you?

Even a puppet will be soaked!

"Ah, it's so simple." The bathroom door was opened again, and a strange man walked in from the outside, "I didn't expect that it happened to be the peak tourist season, and there were no rooms in the hotels with better conditions. In the end, I had to reluctantly choose this..."

"You come in too."

What appeared behind the man was a very familiar big white dog known for being quiet, elegant, loyal, friendly but conservative and loved by many people: Samoyed of the Tezuka family! !

That loyal lecherous dog resolutely threw himself into the arms of others when Tezuka didn't know where he was. He rolled around in the arms of another handsome guy, and took a bath with him! ! !

What's more, when I looked at the water, I saw three women with strange faces in the bathtub besides the handsome guy and the perverted dog! ! !

Is it a monster? ! !

And the color dog also looked like he could clearly see these three monsters, and even rubbed one of the red-haired women with horns very affectionately!

This is not the case, is it? !When did perverted dogs start acting like a spoiled child to women?

After getting along for so long, I know very well that the color dog is only interested in a few handsome guys it likes, and it has never been like this with other people, even Tezuka's mother.

very strange……

I stared suspiciously at the expression and movements of the colored dog in the water, how weird it looked..., would the colored dog also make such anthropomorphic movements as "twitching the corner of the mouth"?Do perverted dogs blush when they touch a woman's breasts?color dog it...

An unreliable guess suddenly flashed in my mind:

By the way, this guy...could it be Liu Dao Mu?