[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

"Although I was robbed of my seat as soon as I got in the car, and then I ran into Vulcan who was not compatible, but I can't put on a bad face all day, I can't be happy if you do this!"

"Humph."

"Speaking of which, Heizi is really useless when he hits like normal. He obviously has misleading foul skills..." Yes, he is obviously useless and his eyes are still floating on me, and the pink bubbles all over the sky make everyone startled Goosebumps all over his body, "That's right! Misdirection is used for breakthroughs, and it's over? Invisible dribbles and so on, invincible!"

"Impossible, do you know why Heizi can only pass the ball non-stop?" Could it be because his dribbling skills are too poor and he is often intercepted?

"Because you can't divert people's attention from the ball, the most important thing in the game is the ball. This is the most important thing on the court, so Heizi will never hold the ball. If you hold the ball, not only will you not be able to mislead, And the ball will be broken immediately, but conversely, if he has a way to overcome this weakness, he can complete an amazing evolution!"

"It's really good, but the one who listened to you just now was this lion..." Takao leaned lazily on my body, my heart beat a little faster, but it wasn't because of his unscrupulous skin-to-skin kiss.

"Huh?" Midorima's eyes widened, and he turned away in embarrassment.

No, I want to say that it wasn't the lion who was listening to him just now, and of course it wasn't me, but a ghost with long turquoise curly hair and a cloth strip with the word "目" covering his face?monster?

To be honest, I don't really know what that is.But when I summoned up the courage to turn my head and look at the lion, there was nothing there. When I lowered my head, I could see his appearance from the rippling water.

He looked like an ordinary fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy, of course, provided that his lower body twisted and floated like a ghost in a spiral shape.

My whole body was stiff, my eyes stared at the water surface, and then when everyone was not paying attention, I drifted to that side and then retracted, and then floated again and then retracted...

"Hey, Xiao Zhenzhen, your mascot has been spying on you!"

"Huh?" Midorima narrowed his eyes, his eyes without glasses seemed to be out of focus, and his tone was slightly puzzled, "Peeping?"

Following his voice, the boy turned his head and looked at me! !

Nima was scared to pee in an instant!

I quickly withdrew my eyes and started to pretend to be a dead body without moving.

"Huh?" I heard the boy's surprised voice, he circled me twice lightly, and then put his face in front of me, "Wow! How disgusting!!"

⊙_⊙Shaking~

"Hey!" He stretched out his finger and poked my face, "So it's a little monster? I thought it was something strange invented by humans!"

No, I'm actually an alien.By the way... can't Midorima and the others hear this guy's voice?

"Human beings can't see me, and naturally they can't hear my voice. Your situation is quite special... Well, it doesn't matter." His cheeks seemed to be pinched, "I just went out for a while, I didn’t expect that human to receive a new lucky item.”

that human?green room?

Hey, Midorima, you're a dead ghost who is cheating behind others' backs again, right?It's a big deal, isn't it?I didn't clean it up afterwards, so I took it home, right?Pay attention to me, bastard!

"You don't have to worry about anything. The reason I'm here is because he took something important from me as his lucky item." The young man paused, with an indescribable meaning in his tone, "wait I'll leave when I get it."

Lvjian should, should he have taken your child bride, right?

"You are just his lucky thing today. After tomorrow, even if you don't want to leave, he won't take you in again. So, I advise you not to interfere with my work, otherwise, hehehe..."

Wait, wait, is this subtle sourness an illusion?

"We're going back to the room, do you want to continue soaking?" Midorima, who had already put on his yukata, suddenly interrupted our conversation, although in his opinion I might just be in a daze.Putting on the glasses, Midorima regained his usual sharp and calm eyes, but unfortunately, no matter how good the glasses were, he couldn't let him see the monster jumping up and down around him.

"Don't try to hinder me from doing things," the boy's voice floated from the direction of the green room, and his figure had disappeared on the water, "Forget it, just in case, you should continue to stay here!"

Ah?What does he mean?

"Aren't you going to leave?" Seeing that I hadn't moved for a long time, Midorima frowned slightly, "I'm going back to my room, remember to go there after you're done soaking."

Wait, alas?Why can't I move?hold spell?Could this be the legendary immobilization technique?Does this world still have ninjutsu?Or is this guy actually a Mr. Yin Yang with five disadvantages and three disadvantages?His weird lower body just fits the point of being "disabled". Hey!

"Let's go, Takao!"

T mouth t green room you idiot!Labor and management are being #￥%￥ in front of you, why can't you be more conscious?What about your insight?What about your super intuition?What about your curiosity about the unusual?No matter how bad you are, you can complain!So you can't be the hero because of Mao!

After all, labor and capital should suffer this kind of crime for Mao!Nima really wanted to flip the table.

Ahhh, how long can this immobilization technique last? Should I be alone here for the whole night?

"Oh, I'm exhausted!!"

With the sound of an unfamiliar voice, two familiar members of the basketball club opened the door and walked in. They were obviously taken aback when they saw me.

"Wow! Is it Xiu De's pet in Midorima?!" It seems to be from Cheng Rin High School.

"Won't this kind of thing go bad if soaked in water?" What do you think of me?

"How is it possible?!" The first person who spoke strongly retorted, pointed at me and said, "Look at its big belly..."

abdomen?Where?

"Where is the belly?" The man pushed his glasses, walked up to me and looked at it carefully, then stretched out his hand and pinched my face, "Could it be here?"

"Pfft!" The guy laughed for a long time before scratching my waist with trembling fingers, "It's here."

"Here..." The glasses guy suddenly realized.

Give labor and capital to death! =dish=

"Don't you think it's here..." The guy paused intentionally, lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious, "Should there be any door and a time machine?"

"You mean it, it's Doraemon...?"

"Yes! Doraemon!"

Enough is enough!Labor and management are actually Changjiang No. [-].

The two guys took off their clothes in front of me while making fun of me, and after the shower was clean, they soaked in the bathtub from left to right.

How can you embarrass a creature that can't even do such a simple action as closing your eyes and turning your head?My eyes...the eyes are stained|stained!

Labor and management are not at all interested in your figure that is not as good as Midorima, hey!

"Very comfortable~~~~"

"When I played against Xiu De today, I..."

Hey, although what happened today has been making people feel exhausted and even powerless to complain about it, but...it feels uncomfortable not to complain about labor and capital.

It’s fine if you’re stared at, even secretly filmed in a certain space, and secretly admired by some wretched person without realizing it, but ah, when you’re taking a bath, don’t you guys change the water?

Enough is enough, enough is enough!

"I think this thing should be a robot that can be remotely controlled!" After discussing the game, the boring guy brought the topic to me again, "I saw it walking around today."

"But it feels no different from an ordinary puppet..."

"Let's find out where the switch is."

switch?Hey, wait!Don't touch and pinch, hey! ... Wow, don't poke my eyes with your fingers,,, if you dare to break my mouth with force, the Lord God will destroy your corpse and wipe out your traces, hello!

Nima Laozi is so angry with you that his heart beats faster, his face turns red and he is out of breath, why don't you make it so hard, you bastard!

"I didn't find anything..." The glasses guy curled his lips regretfully.

Do you regret not finding the switch or the entrance to the mu continent?

"I found a saw blade..." Where did you find it? Hey! !

The guy turned the saw blade over and over in doubt: "Why is there such a thing?"

╰_╯I want to use your blood to commemorate my lost integrity!

"It should be stuffed in the stomach, put it back quickly!"

"Ah? How do I release this?"

"Put it in from the bottom, or the top will work too..." Why does this sound so wrong?

"Wow, its eyes are so scary, I dare not let it go..." The guy looked at me hesitantly, "It's just a saw blade, just throw it away quietly."

"How can it work?! What if it is an important part?!"

"...Okay, okay..., then I will..." The guy hesitated for a while before making up his mind to reach out to...

Come on!How dare you try it! !Labor and capital will fight you desperately!Labor and management will not let you go if they are ghosts!Labor and management will sue your eighteenth generation ancestors! !

T mouth t help, help -!

"What are you doing?!" At the critical moment, a familiar oversized voice sounded like thunder in the bathroom. This guy who made me so angry during the day was exuding a holy radiance, and he could be vaguely seen White wings spread out from behind.

This is simply...an angel descending! ! ! 【star eyes