[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist
Chapter 31 Arakawa
After the cute little girl Stella said that with a smile, her thin and small figure suddenly began to grow rapidly, and it quickly grew to the height of a second-story building in just a few seconds.
I looked up at the bulging muscles on her calf, and silently sighed.
The quality of her clothes is so good that they didn't break? !
Stella's broad palm pinched me into the air like an ant, and her small and mischievous voice became rough: "The only one who can marry a nun is me!"
⊙_⊙In other words, since I came here, I have always had a very ominous premonition. Does the problem lie with her?
'I think the nun must really like the cute strawberry panties. 'As an outsider, it's better not to annoy them as much as possible.
"Huh?!" Stella blushed, threw me away and hurriedly covered her skirt, her figure quickly shrunk back to its original shape, "How can I be a lady!!"
"Bam—!"
I fell face down hard on the ground.
Compared with the physical pain, what hurts more is my haggard heart.
Maybe... I'm just not calm enough.
"Hey! Are you okay?" Xiaozhao hurriedly ran to me and turned me over.
I looked at him and didn't speak.
"Oops, Xiao Luo passed out!" Xing Xing came over and shouted.
'You just passed out! 'I took out the tablet angrily and threw it at it.
"It obviously has a face that can't be distinguished when awake or asleep!"
'This voice...' I stared at Xing Xing's face and thought about it carefully, then suddenly said, 'Oh!It's you! '
"Ah?"
'Mr. Sakata, you always give up! '
"Alas? What are you talking about?! No, don't talk nonsense!" Xing Xing panicked, "I only like Nino from the beginning to the end! And I'm not a Sakata teacher!"
'ha?Don't deny it, when you were in class yesterday, you clearly talked to the class monitor Tufang,, want me to tell you, bastard! '
"This situation is clearly because you have admitted the wrong person!" Xing Xing went crazy.
'Then you take off the star and let me see your face! '
"I told you not to pick it up!"
"That's enough for the two of you! Anyway, Xiao Luo, get up first," Xiao Zhao stretched out his hand to help me up, "Isn't it troublesome for you to put such a big thing on your feet?"
'That's my foot, it's not put on! '
Little trick, if you dare to look at me like that, I'll beat you up!
Labor and capital are not Venusians!
When Elizabeth ate, she always put the whole bowl into her mouth and then took out the empty bowl. He was the same as the village chief.But I am different.
Labor and management are really eating with that weird mouth, bastard!
Ahhh, is there a feeling of pretending to be fake?
It's like a group of idlers learn how to jump from zombies at night, and real zombies will appear next to them.
And I am that "zombie". .This statement is really annoying.
As for Luo Lujiasi and so on, he must have admitted the wrong person!
"Xiao Luo, your skills have deteriorated too much." The nun's tall figure completely covered me, "From tomorrow, no, from now on you have to receive training!"
'ha?What training? '
"Of course it's...intensive physical training!"
'No need. '
"Xiao Luo, if you really don't want to accept it, then..." the nun stretched her hand into her bosom with a serious expression, as if she was about to take out something.
I took two steps back in horror.
"Hey! Sister, Xiao Luo is still a child, you can't..." Xiao Zhao got up and stood in front of me.
"The biscuits won't be given to you either!" The nun took out a small bag of biscuits and shook it in front of me, "How about it, are you excited?!"
== Heart-beating peat!
"Wow, it's biscuits!" Nino's eyes lit up, and her envious eyes fell on me.
Small trick, come and complain!
'By the way, what are you all wearing uniform white T-shirts for?Is it a uniform? 'I looked at the messy people around me, and I was a little baffled.
"No, because we are going to go to Venus with all the staff, and we are holding a report meeting now." Xiaozhao explained to me in a serious manner.
Is it a matter of course to go to Venus?
Hey, a little trick, don't let me make fun of you, fellow Tucao stars.
"By the way, Xiao Luo, let's go to Venus together!" The Kappa monster instantly regained his spirits, "You should also go back and see your parents."
'My parents are not on Venus. '
"Oops, Xiao Luo has been away from home for too long and doesn't remember his hometown anymore!" Nino walked up to me and knelt down, raised her hand and gently touched my head.
The sky here seems to be clearer than other places, and the sun is also bright and dazzling.
Nino's long golden hair gently brushed my cheeks, and her sea blue eyes were calm, as if all things had been preserved through vicissitudes of life, and they seemed to be spotless as if they had never happened before.
"Come home with us!"
She raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and her soft voice pierced through the dirty air, passed through layers of dark clouds, and fell straight to the bottom of her heart, turning into circles and ripples.
She clearly knew that the home she was talking about was not that home, but what was the cause of this throbbing?
…………
I dragged my heavy body and ran forward slowly in slow motion.
A pair of legs were stiff and sore as if they had been poured with mercury.Obviously the consciousness has gone away from me, but I am still moving my legs subconsciously.
Why on earth am I working so hard?
Well, it's all my fault that I was deluded by Nino's words for a moment, and I stupidly agreed to the plan to go to Venus together.
It was just a figment of the imagination, but I didn't expect them to think about the plan to go to Venus so seriously!There is even a rocket ready! !
where is the rocketTake it out and let me see it, you bastard!
And he also said that the weight of the rocket that can carry people is limited, but in order to allow everyone to go to Venus without falling, we must do something within our ability to go to Venus, such as reducing the excessive fat and excess fat in the human body. Brain capacity, or an overly heavy soul, etc.
Simply put: lose weight.
No matter what world you are in, as long as there are women, there must be the existence of the word "weight loss".Even in the world of male and female orcs, the female side will be very concerned about her figure.
Hey, speaking of which, I still can’t accept the setting of a boy until now, um, when ◎ came out from ◎◎◎◎, then ◎◎, and finally ◎◎. .Ahhh, my mind is full of mosaics!
Cough, back to the topic.
Strawberry weight loss method, finger pressure weight loss method, and exercise weight loss method.
I missed two good opportunities because I didn't know the people very well, and I was dumped by the nun to join what he called "a bootcamp beyond bootcamp".
"Vibration can strengthen muscle contraction and consume calories, and aerobic exercise such as running will be more effective. That is to say, running while shaking with fear can lose weight!"
Where did this fallacy come from!
Although, when watching TV and reading novels, I silently thought it was cool when I saw the cruel training of the military, and I even secretly fantasized that if I could also receive a training, I might be able to reborn and become some great person... God horse of….
But that's really just fantasy.
The so-called fantasy is that it feels good because it cannot be realized. If it is really realized, it will become a pile of shit.
When old fantasies are today's shit, all I need now is tomorrow's shit.
So, no matter when I don't need shit, hey!I really don't want to accept any recruit training, hey!It's really painful. Hey!
With my useless system, it will almost fail after running 400 meters, but the problem is, the nun actually shot me and forced me to run with Xing Xing and the others!And as long as my speed drops a little bit, a row of bullets will fly past the skin.
To be honest, I never knew that I had such perseverance... although I was forced.
Just jogging 1000 meters a day is enough for an ordinary person like me, really.
Probably because I disliked my poor performance and was afraid of dragging the entire team back. The nun didn't bother to talk to me after being forced for a long time.Instead, she sent Miss Stella to supervise my running alone.
At the beginning, Stella was still very excited to scare me with bullets. After running a few laps, she started talking to me boringly, threatening and intimidating me in order to find out the whereabouts of my mother.
In the end, the person who was asked was really impatient, so I said to her like this: 'My mother is in a place you will never find. '
Then she never mentioned the word 'mum' again.
By the way, did she misunderstand something?
In the end, Stella was too bored, so she started to study fighting moves by herself while running, and just now she finally couldn't bear the loneliness and ran away secretly.
The time has come to evening.
I was lying on the bank of the river not so consciously, looking up at the slightly red sky, my brain was in a state of stagnation.
.I really want to go home...
"Huh?" Nennen's Zhengtai voice sounded above his head, "It's you!"
Ah, it's that little boy named Misaki.
His eyes were bright, and his face was full of surprise: "I thought you didn't come yesterday afternoon..."
"So happy, so happy~~~" Misaki flew onto me, her immature face rubbed against my tattered white cloth, "I'm so happy that you can come to me!"
Have I ever made an appointment with him to meet here?What a coincidence.
Is this the fate of the legend?
"Hey, my name is Miyano Misaki, what's your name?"
To be honest, I really didn't have the energy to take out the writing pad, but I couldn't refuse those pure eyes.
'My name is...Lolugas? '
"Oh?" Misaki Miyano took the tablet from my hand with a look of surprise on her face, "What is this?"
Following his voice, the words "what is this" slowly appeared on the writing board.
"Wow~~~It's amazing!!" Misaki looked at the writing board over and over again, then closed her mouth and stared at the writing board with wide eyes.
'I am eight years old. '
"Wow! Could it be some kind of magic?" Misaki excitedly put me aside, and started playing with the clipboard by herself.
Hello!What's the matter with this super unwilling feeling of being robbed of the limelight by the tablet? !Is it really okay to have such a conspicuous creature with such a thin presence?
And ah, there are still people as innocent as Misaki in this terrible world? !How can you have such fun with a broken clipboard? ! !Others obviously said calmly about all of this.
"Hey, why are you called Rolugas?" Misaki finally got tired of playing with the tablet and started chatting with me.
'I heard from the village chief that he was playing a game at the time, and a cannon fodder named Luolugas happened to greet him, so I did. . '
"Village head? Is that the kappa uncle down there?"
'You know him? '
"Yes." Misaki leaned against my stomach?Lie down, "I often sit here in a daze after school in the afternoon, and the village chief will occasionally come over to say hello to me."
'That's it...'
I looked up at the bulging muscles on her calf, and silently sighed.
The quality of her clothes is so good that they didn't break? !
Stella's broad palm pinched me into the air like an ant, and her small and mischievous voice became rough: "The only one who can marry a nun is me!"
⊙_⊙In other words, since I came here, I have always had a very ominous premonition. Does the problem lie with her?
'I think the nun must really like the cute strawberry panties. 'As an outsider, it's better not to annoy them as much as possible.
"Huh?!" Stella blushed, threw me away and hurriedly covered her skirt, her figure quickly shrunk back to its original shape, "How can I be a lady!!"
"Bam—!"
I fell face down hard on the ground.
Compared with the physical pain, what hurts more is my haggard heart.
Maybe... I'm just not calm enough.
"Hey! Are you okay?" Xiaozhao hurriedly ran to me and turned me over.
I looked at him and didn't speak.
"Oops, Xiao Luo passed out!" Xing Xing came over and shouted.
'You just passed out! 'I took out the tablet angrily and threw it at it.
"It obviously has a face that can't be distinguished when awake or asleep!"
'This voice...' I stared at Xing Xing's face and thought about it carefully, then suddenly said, 'Oh!It's you! '
"Ah?"
'Mr. Sakata, you always give up! '
"Alas? What are you talking about?! No, don't talk nonsense!" Xing Xing panicked, "I only like Nino from the beginning to the end! And I'm not a Sakata teacher!"
'ha?Don't deny it, when you were in class yesterday, you clearly talked to the class monitor Tufang,, want me to tell you, bastard! '
"This situation is clearly because you have admitted the wrong person!" Xing Xing went crazy.
'Then you take off the star and let me see your face! '
"I told you not to pick it up!"
"That's enough for the two of you! Anyway, Xiao Luo, get up first," Xiao Zhao stretched out his hand to help me up, "Isn't it troublesome for you to put such a big thing on your feet?"
'That's my foot, it's not put on! '
Little trick, if you dare to look at me like that, I'll beat you up!
Labor and capital are not Venusians!
When Elizabeth ate, she always put the whole bowl into her mouth and then took out the empty bowl. He was the same as the village chief.But I am different.
Labor and management are really eating with that weird mouth, bastard!
Ahhh, is there a feeling of pretending to be fake?
It's like a group of idlers learn how to jump from zombies at night, and real zombies will appear next to them.
And I am that "zombie". .This statement is really annoying.
As for Luo Lujiasi and so on, he must have admitted the wrong person!
"Xiao Luo, your skills have deteriorated too much." The nun's tall figure completely covered me, "From tomorrow, no, from now on you have to receive training!"
'ha?What training? '
"Of course it's...intensive physical training!"
'No need. '
"Xiao Luo, if you really don't want to accept it, then..." the nun stretched her hand into her bosom with a serious expression, as if she was about to take out something.
I took two steps back in horror.
"Hey! Sister, Xiao Luo is still a child, you can't..." Xiao Zhao got up and stood in front of me.
"The biscuits won't be given to you either!" The nun took out a small bag of biscuits and shook it in front of me, "How about it, are you excited?!"
== Heart-beating peat!
"Wow, it's biscuits!" Nino's eyes lit up, and her envious eyes fell on me.
Small trick, come and complain!
'By the way, what are you all wearing uniform white T-shirts for?Is it a uniform? 'I looked at the messy people around me, and I was a little baffled.
"No, because we are going to go to Venus with all the staff, and we are holding a report meeting now." Xiaozhao explained to me in a serious manner.
Is it a matter of course to go to Venus?
Hey, a little trick, don't let me make fun of you, fellow Tucao stars.
"By the way, Xiao Luo, let's go to Venus together!" The Kappa monster instantly regained his spirits, "You should also go back and see your parents."
'My parents are not on Venus. '
"Oops, Xiao Luo has been away from home for too long and doesn't remember his hometown anymore!" Nino walked up to me and knelt down, raised her hand and gently touched my head.
The sky here seems to be clearer than other places, and the sun is also bright and dazzling.
Nino's long golden hair gently brushed my cheeks, and her sea blue eyes were calm, as if all things had been preserved through vicissitudes of life, and they seemed to be spotless as if they had never happened before.
"Come home with us!"
She raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and her soft voice pierced through the dirty air, passed through layers of dark clouds, and fell straight to the bottom of her heart, turning into circles and ripples.
She clearly knew that the home she was talking about was not that home, but what was the cause of this throbbing?
…………
I dragged my heavy body and ran forward slowly in slow motion.
A pair of legs were stiff and sore as if they had been poured with mercury.Obviously the consciousness has gone away from me, but I am still moving my legs subconsciously.
Why on earth am I working so hard?
Well, it's all my fault that I was deluded by Nino's words for a moment, and I stupidly agreed to the plan to go to Venus together.
It was just a figment of the imagination, but I didn't expect them to think about the plan to go to Venus so seriously!There is even a rocket ready! !
where is the rocketTake it out and let me see it, you bastard!
And he also said that the weight of the rocket that can carry people is limited, but in order to allow everyone to go to Venus without falling, we must do something within our ability to go to Venus, such as reducing the excessive fat and excess fat in the human body. Brain capacity, or an overly heavy soul, etc.
Simply put: lose weight.
No matter what world you are in, as long as there are women, there must be the existence of the word "weight loss".Even in the world of male and female orcs, the female side will be very concerned about her figure.
Hey, speaking of which, I still can’t accept the setting of a boy until now, um, when ◎ came out from ◎◎◎◎, then ◎◎, and finally ◎◎. .Ahhh, my mind is full of mosaics!
Cough, back to the topic.
Strawberry weight loss method, finger pressure weight loss method, and exercise weight loss method.
I missed two good opportunities because I didn't know the people very well, and I was dumped by the nun to join what he called "a bootcamp beyond bootcamp".
"Vibration can strengthen muscle contraction and consume calories, and aerobic exercise such as running will be more effective. That is to say, running while shaking with fear can lose weight!"
Where did this fallacy come from!
Although, when watching TV and reading novels, I silently thought it was cool when I saw the cruel training of the military, and I even secretly fantasized that if I could also receive a training, I might be able to reborn and become some great person... God horse of….
But that's really just fantasy.
The so-called fantasy is that it feels good because it cannot be realized. If it is really realized, it will become a pile of shit.
When old fantasies are today's shit, all I need now is tomorrow's shit.
So, no matter when I don't need shit, hey!I really don't want to accept any recruit training, hey!It's really painful. Hey!
With my useless system, it will almost fail after running 400 meters, but the problem is, the nun actually shot me and forced me to run with Xing Xing and the others!And as long as my speed drops a little bit, a row of bullets will fly past the skin.
To be honest, I never knew that I had such perseverance... although I was forced.
Just jogging 1000 meters a day is enough for an ordinary person like me, really.
Probably because I disliked my poor performance and was afraid of dragging the entire team back. The nun didn't bother to talk to me after being forced for a long time.Instead, she sent Miss Stella to supervise my running alone.
At the beginning, Stella was still very excited to scare me with bullets. After running a few laps, she started talking to me boringly, threatening and intimidating me in order to find out the whereabouts of my mother.
In the end, the person who was asked was really impatient, so I said to her like this: 'My mother is in a place you will never find. '
Then she never mentioned the word 'mum' again.
By the way, did she misunderstand something?
In the end, Stella was too bored, so she started to study fighting moves by herself while running, and just now she finally couldn't bear the loneliness and ran away secretly.
The time has come to evening.
I was lying on the bank of the river not so consciously, looking up at the slightly red sky, my brain was in a state of stagnation.
.I really want to go home...
"Huh?" Nennen's Zhengtai voice sounded above his head, "It's you!"
Ah, it's that little boy named Misaki.
His eyes were bright, and his face was full of surprise: "I thought you didn't come yesterday afternoon..."
"So happy, so happy~~~" Misaki flew onto me, her immature face rubbed against my tattered white cloth, "I'm so happy that you can come to me!"
Have I ever made an appointment with him to meet here?What a coincidence.
Is this the fate of the legend?
"Hey, my name is Miyano Misaki, what's your name?"
To be honest, I really didn't have the energy to take out the writing pad, but I couldn't refuse those pure eyes.
'My name is...Lolugas? '
"Oh?" Misaki Miyano took the tablet from my hand with a look of surprise on her face, "What is this?"
Following his voice, the words "what is this" slowly appeared on the writing board.
"Wow~~~It's amazing!!" Misaki looked at the writing board over and over again, then closed her mouth and stared at the writing board with wide eyes.
'I am eight years old. '
"Wow! Could it be some kind of magic?" Misaki excitedly put me aside, and started playing with the clipboard by herself.
Hello!What's the matter with this super unwilling feeling of being robbed of the limelight by the tablet? !Is it really okay to have such a conspicuous creature with such a thin presence?
And ah, there are still people as innocent as Misaki in this terrible world? !How can you have such fun with a broken clipboard? ! !Others obviously said calmly about all of this.
"Hey, why are you called Rolugas?" Misaki finally got tired of playing with the tablet and started chatting with me.
'I heard from the village chief that he was playing a game at the time, and a cannon fodder named Luolugas happened to greet him, so I did. . '
"Village head? Is that the kappa uncle down there?"
'You know him? '
"Yes." Misaki leaned against my stomach?Lie down, "I often sit here in a daze after school in the afternoon, and the village chief will occasionally come over to say hello to me."
'That's it...'
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