[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

"Huh? Elizabeth?" Gui first looked at the opposite thing in doubt and then looked back at me, and then there was a faint look of excitement on his face, "This? Is this the legendary avatar technique?! !"

If I have chakra, I must use sex | lure.

The genuine Elizabeth first looked at me with a somewhat puzzled expression, and then raised the writing board suddenly: "Are you..."

What is it?

Elizabeth's arms trembled violently again: "Rolugas! ! '

ha?What kind of bad name is this?And obviously they all have a disgusting face with no difference, how on earth did you recognize me?

I held up the clipboard in doubt: "... Excuse me... who are you, big sister?" '

"Snapped!"

With a throbbing pain in my face, I might as well be slapped out with a tablet by Elizabeth who rushed over suddenly.

'How many times have I told you, it's not the eldest sister but the elder brother! '

This syntax is really...

I knelt on the ground covering my red and swollen face, and raised the clipboard: "I'm so sorry, my lord brother twtt!"I swear that this mistake will never happen again next time. '

This body actually has a brother? !And this thing is so rough!

"Snapped!"

The top of the head was slapped again by the tablet, and Elizabeth looked at me with a fierce face: "I haven't seen you in two years, and I have grown a lot of courage, and you dare to scold me secretly?" '

ah!I forgot to collect my wordpad...

But as a pet, you really have the guts to drag your family to live in someone else's house!

And it was only at this time that he could truly feel the benefits of Gui being the master, and to some extent, he was really grateful to him.

It was really late, Gui just made a cup of noodles for each of us and saved the steps of cooking.

While I was waiting with great anticipation for the arrival of the theater at night, Gui took a shower and took me to bed! !

Elizabeth was arranged to sleep in the guest room, and Takasugi was thrown to sleep on the sofa because she did not want to sleep with Elizabeth.

The moment the door closed, I really felt the substantial murderous aura coming from the sofa, and my forehead seemed to be covered with invisible flying knives.

"Oh ho ho ho..." Gui unconsciously pulled me to lie down on the bed, her white arms strangled me desperately, "Elizabeth was so cute when she was a child!"

You still call me Elizabeth, what do you think of me as a bastard? ! !And you're so tight you can't breathe!Let me go—! !

"Elizabeth, you don't know, since you went on a trip, Jinsuke has lived in, and every time..., I can't sleep well every day!"

So you know what's going on, so you deliberately use me as a shield? !

"Ah, with Elizabeth, I feel relieved!"

By the way... can you let me go first?In the past... I was relatively small and nestled next to the owner, but now... It's so embarrassing, I don't know where to put my arms, so please don't post it again? !Even if you want to sleep with me in your arms, please wear pajamas first, okay?It's super uncomfortable to have my bare legs pressed against me!If this continues, even if Takasugi can hold back and not rush in and chop me up, I will die to thank the world!

No matter how handsome you are, it is impossible for us!Dismantling the official role will be struck by lightning!

By the way,... lightning strike?

[...The penalty will come down in three seconds, please be prepared. 】

Alas?Lord God, have you forgotten before? !Definitely forget it!Hey, don't pretend to be garlic for me!

【Please get ready. 】

In the dark sky in my consciousness, there seemed to be a few lightning flashes accompanied by silent thunder, and then a more intense pain and numbness quickly spread from the depths of my soul to my whole body. I opened my eyes wide and only had time to see Gui Puckering his lips and leaning towards my face, he lost consciousness for an instant.

The most miserable person in the world was struck by lightning three times in his life, and although his grave was split open once after death, he couldn't feel it anymore.

I used to think he was pretty miserable, really.

But it was only now that I realized that there are actually many unknown sufferings in this world, and there are many people who are worse than him.

Of course, in terms of physical condition, I am certainly much better than him being paralyzed for life, but to some extent, I may be more miserable.

Who would be kicked out of bed after being struck by lightning without being hurt or comforted? !

Although I'm a little confused, I feel that it's not wrong. That kick exhausted all my strength, you bastard!

What's even more exaggerated is that the two of them just ignored my miserable situation and just said "hmmmhhh" on the big bed next to me for a whole night! ! !

It's so noisy that my brain starts to hurt!

Don't worry about me waking up in the middle of the night to watch you bastards!Although the person is asleep, the eyes are still open!Can't you be a little more reserved in front of others, you bastard!

.sigh.Sigh again.It's really exhausting to be in a coma after being struck by lightning and still have to complain about it.

And when I woke up from exhaustion, it was already daylight.

The Lord God was a little excited to inform me that I accidentally watched the scene of Gao Guibi last night, and it was uninterrupted for a long time, so he generously rewarded me with fifty gold coins and a box of Durex.

The bright light passed through the curtains and hit Gui's face, forming some fine patterns. He closed his eyes and rested on Takasugi's arm. His even breathing and messy hair gently scratched the other's undulating chest. There was still a blush on her face that hadn't completely faded.

The upper bodies of the two were naked in the air, and a thin white blanket was covered below the waist.

The whole picture is quiet and beautiful.

The only fly in the ointment is that I was lying on the ground, oh!There was also a broken red cord on the sheet.

You guys... how intense was last night?

Climbing up from the ground with a blank expression, looking at their harmonious sleeping faces, I thought about it and put the box of Durex on the bedside table.Just take it as a thank you gift to them for taking me in.

Walking down the stairs, Elizabeth was already up and busy in the kitchen wearing a pink apron.

By the way, what is the swollen smoky makeup on its face that makes people even more unappetizing?

'Brother, you have worked hard. '

'fine. 'Elizabeth freed her hand to touch my head,' did you rest well last night? '

'Um.Fortunately, there is a bit of disharmony in the dream. '

'Mr. Gui is not going to class today, but I have to go to school to help take notes, do you want to come together? '

"Sorry..., I..." It's really speechless to say that the two alien creatures have been holding the clipboards to each other here, I stared at Elizabeth's right hand holding the spatula, "I'm leaving. '

...How can you be so nimble when you don't even have fingers?

'It's okay, we won't interfere with your decision. Elizabeth held the pot with her left hand and lifted it violently, turned over the fried eggs in the pot, and then took out the writing board with her left hand, "Do what you want to do. '

'Oh...' I nodded, 'by the way, can I ask another question? '

'Speak quickly if you have something to say, don't hesitate! 'Elizabeth got impatient,'don't you see I'm busy! '

If it's really Big Brother, isn't this guy a bit too cold? !

'What did you just say? '

'Excuse me...why is my name Lulugas?Is there any special significance? '

'Um?do not you remember? "You can see the content on my clipboard even though you don't look back. What the hell is this thing?" The village chief helped you start it three years ago. '

'village head?By the way, there are as many such disgusting creatures as there are in a village? '

"Xiao Luo," Elizabeth patted my shoulder heavily, "If you hate yourself, how can you expect others to like you?" '

Although this sounds reasonable, what I hate is our skin.

'After dinner, I will take you to meet the village chief. '

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Life always likes to suddenly give you a hammer when you let your guard down.

When I was fully prepared to face a village full of disgusting creatures, what I actually saw was a village full of other creatures.

"Hey, let me introduce you," a green creature with a white disk on top of its head claiming to be a kappa monster squatted down, its arms seemed to hang on my shoulders but only strangled my neck. The dark eyes are like two bottomless pits, "It's Lulugas, Xiao Luo, who lived here for a while before."

"This is Nino, Xiaozhao, and Xingxing."

"Hello." The girl named Nino greeted me calmly.

"Ah, hello," Xiaozhao squatted in front of me and touched my head, "Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to wear such a thick doll costume on such a hot day?"

'fine. '

"You can't talk?" Xiaozhao showed a very surprised expression.

"Small trick," Nino said, "Xiao Luo is from Venus like me, and people from his family can't speak."

"=皮=, oh hehe, so it's like this..." Little trick, what does that expression on your face mean?I really can't speak!

"But won't there be any problems with the throat if you don't speak for a long time?" The man wearing the yellow star hood came up to me and looked at me with a very curious look, then stretched out his finger and poked my skin lightly, "The quality is good! "

'Your voice is very familiar,' I looked at the stars in doubt, 'have we met somewhere?Or... can you take off the headgear so I can see it? '

"Are you kidding, you can't take this off!" Xing Xing hurriedly shook his head, "You may have heard my previous songs."

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"Hey, hey, don't look at me like that, you can't take this off!" Xing Xing hurriedly took a few steps back, holding his head.

I took out the saw blade and held it in my hand: "It doesn't matter if you don't take it off, just saw it off!" '

"Hey, Xiao Luo!" Xiao Zhao hurriedly stopped me, "Kids, don't bring such a dangerous thing out!"

"Xiao Luo," another familiar voice suddenly interjected, "It's been a while, it's great that you're still so energetic."

This voice... can't be wrong, it's definitely Takasugi!I turned around in shock, and what came into my eyes... was a pair of long legs?

Huh?Did he become so tall after not seeing Takasugi overnight? ?

I raised my head, took a few steps back, raised my head again, and continued to back up.

"Xiao Luo, you may not remember, this is a nun." The village head continued to introduce me enthusiastically.

Ah?Xiu, nun?Although there is nothing wrong with this long women's Taoist uniform, but this guy is clearly a very tall man, right? !Look at his murderous and paralyzed face, and the scar on the right side of his face that shows his meritorious deeds.

'Ah, good, long time no see.Sister...' I held up the clipboard with trembling arms, 'It's a great honor to see you again. '

The amazing sound is just a coincidence, right?

"Is that Xiao Luo?" A cute little girl emerged from behind the nun, "I heard about you from the nun!"

'Ugh? '

"I heard that you were trained too hard by the nun, and then you went to find your mother crying." The girl blinked mischievously, "I also heard...you cried and shouted that you must let your mother marry the nun?"

The sun is shining brightly in the morning, but why do I feel the wind blowing around me?

The author has something to say: Has everyone seen Arakawa?

Tkout, please forgive Chang this time, the school locked the internet in our dormitory, Chang can’t access the Internet everywhere, and it just so happens that the library machine is also unavailable this week, Chang is going to panic to death! !In the end, I could only go to the Internet cafe. .