[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Samoyed! ! !

I screamed frantically in my heart, but on the surface I kept my expression [scared and stupid].

Although it is said that Samoyed has a good temper, but... that is only for humans, right? For us mice (!), it is not necessarily...

Looking up at Samoyed's black nose with a slumped mouse face.

Then, I saw... boogers.

oh!Dear Samoyed, even if you look white and clean, I don't want you to smell me with your boogery nose.

please leave me for a whileBooger almost sprayed on my face.

Under the extreme nausea, I calmed down and began to think about escape strategies.

While the big dog sniffed me, I quickly observed the surrounding environment.

Hmm, left...right...front...back? ! ! !

I wipe! !I even forgot that I can only see sky-high grass in my field of vision! ! !The big dog Bai Sensen's teeth are about to touch me!

!!!

I stared at Samoyed's... teeth, trying to send some kind of message to it: Do you dare to take back your sharp teeth with vegetable leaves?dare

Go wash your mouth first and then come to me?dare? ! !

Unfortunately, the big dog seems to have poor signal reception.It sniffled, opened its mouth wide decisively, and bit me! !

Lord God help——! ! !

【…】

The Lord God dies——! !

【…】

I spat out a mouthful of old blood and simply closed my eyes, almost feeling the hard touch of the big dog's teeth.

Will it hurt...

[Note: If you die now, the next time you bend over, the creature will be even lower. 】

for example?

[Such as earthworms. 】

I wipe!The level has dropped too much!But... earthworms... seem to be good too! !Even if it is cut off, it will not die, and it is also a decomposer, which is beneficial to nature.

Contribution, as long as you stay in the soil and don't go out, you shouldn't die. Survival is much easier...

【…】

[Earthworms will lean over the mouse afterward until the level is cleared. 】

Still cleared!I feel like I am brushing a copy——!Am I really not playing online games?

[It's not an online game, it's the main god. 】

Enough is enough, don't repeat this sentence anymore, readers are already bored! !

But... I shook my dizzy head, do you feel that too much time has passed?

Not only that, but the feeling of flying before has come again! !

I wiped it!Seriously despise these cats and dogs who don't love mice! !Let me tell you, mice are not something you can afford to play with if you want to, wait for sister to recover

If you lose your body, I will definitely come back and settle accounts with you! !Convex! ! !

Ah... it's starting to land!I looked at the white hair that was getting closer and closer, and was puzzled, the dog's aim is really bad...

Thinking of this, I gently fell on the soft long hair of the dog...

ah! !So comfortable~~~⊙u⊙~~~ I rolled on the dog's back, holding my face happily.

The dog turned around and barked at me twice, then ran out of the grass with me on its back! !

Jie, you want to take me to elope? ? ~⊙u⊙~The progress is too fast~~~【Twist

I sat on the long fur on the dog's neck, pulled the white and clean fur with my paws, and squinted my eyes to enjoy the BMW-level speed.

oh! !Samoyed, I am patient with you! !I'm sorry I misunderstood you before, you are such a good person...er...good dog!

【mission completed. 】

[The data has been updated, do you want to query? 】

The cold mechanical sound sounded in my ears again, and I happily ignored it.

【…】

The dog stopped after running for half a minute, and barked 'Wow, woof' towards a room.

Then, a slender and white hand appeared, and pushed open the door of the Japanese room.

His cold eyes fell on me, and he frowned his beautiful eyebrows.

Beautiful...beautiful! !Wipe the drool.

Then the beauty spoke: "@#…$%%…$#%&.”

The beauty's voice is also very nice~~~~ But, what did he say?

【%￥#*[email protected]#%*￥…*@#%#%】

It's obviously an incomprehensible bird's voice, and it's still a cold mechanical sound, but I just heard a frenzy, impatience, eagerness and wretched feeling from it!

I don't understand, Lord God!

[It costs 30 gold coins to buy the Japanese function, do you want to buy it? 】

too expensive……

【￥￥%...￥%￥&%%#】

Grip.This is a piece of shit!

【Would you like to buy? 】

...I bought 【Gritting Teeth】.

Well!Another bunch of things poured into my head, I shook my head again, but I didn't feel a headache, it really is easy to do things with money.

[Trigger task: Peek at Tezuka Kunimitsu taking a bath three times. 】

[Mission success reward: All attribute values ​​+2, gold coins 30, and a random prop. 】

I wipe! !

Stealing, peeking at the shower? ! !Shameless ah hello! !What kind of mission is this? ! !How could you let such a young and beautiful young girl do such a thing!She's going to get married in the future~~ [Twist, oh, by the way, the person she's running away with is still down below, is it okay to say this in front of Darling?

And, more importantly, the reward for taking a peek at Mao's bath will be the same as my reward for escaping once! !Is my life so worthless?

【want. 】

to die! ! ! =dish=

While distracted, the beauty... Tezuka Kunimitsu had already finished speaking, turned and left, and the dog under him obediently followed behind.

Then, under my dumbfounded and excited eyes, the three of us went to the bathroom.

oh!bathroom! ! ↖(^w^)↗

Beauty, you really win my heart.I wipe my nose, feeling genuinely aroused at the sight of...no, getting things done so quickly.

Tezuka Kunimitsu closed the bathroom door, looked at me, and frowned again.

My little heart is trembling, beauty, you are not thinking about how to destroy my humanity without leaving a trace, are you?Are you actually trying to drown me in water by going to the bathroom?

Tears abound... Please believe me, beauty, although I am a mouse, I am a mouse who loves beauties very much, if I must die, please let me die of nosebleed [Bow!

Tezuka Kunimitsu didn't think for too long. Soon, he turned around and found a washbasin, took half a basin of warm water, then grabbed me and put it in the washbasin. One hand supported me to sit up, and the other hand Then he picked up the water and poured it on me, and when the fur on my body was soaked, he soaped me up again.

So, beauty, do you think I'm dirty? t port t

I twisted my body uncomfortably, and I blushed silently.

It's not just because Tezuka Kunimitsu has changed the basin and still hasn't washed it clean, there is another reason, everyone must have thought that the beauty... teased me...【Shy twist~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

The top of my head was almost smoking, I looked at Tezuka Kunimitsu with my mouse head down, frowning and changed the water again and again, and my slightly cool fingers kept sliding across my body...

The hardest thing to bear is beauty~~~~

After washing, Tezuka Kunimitsu dried me with a towel, and then picked up the hair dryer and blew it wildly.

When I recovered from the stumbling, he had already used the shower head to wash the dog's body, and he focused on washing the hair on the dog's neck.

It was only then that I noticed that a large pinch of long white hair on the dog's neck was dyed black, which was very abrupt,,,! !Is that all my masterpiece? =dish=

sigh.

So, beauty, he wasn't ready to take a bath from the beginning?

Made me so excited. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

【cut. 】

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After washing, I commanded the dog aggressively to go out.

I searched all over the place and couldn't find it, which made me regret for a while.

When you have the strength to take revenge, the enemy is gone. There is nothing more regrettable in life than this.

Alas~~~~ In desperation, I had no choice but to sit on the dog and go back.

The people in Tezuka's family did not respond to my appearance. They accepted me with a very flat expression, and prepared a plate of raw rice for me in a very friendly manner for dinner.

Oops.

Although, although the smell of rice makes my fingers want to move, but, as a normal human being, I really don't want to eat raw rice! !

So I just stared at a plate of raw rice.

Seeing that I didn't eat, the dog stretched out a big tongue and licked it comfortingly.

shaking~~~~~~~~~~

It's so disgusting, half of my fur is covered with saliva! !

Moreover, it also has a strong rice smell.

T mouth t dog I hate you!

It was Guoguang Meiren who couldn't stand it any longer, and personally helped me change a plate of cooked food: a hot steamed bun with two green vegetables.

t口t I want to sue you for mistreating rats!

I opened my eyes wide and looked up at the dining table desperately, intending to express my dissatisfaction with the food.

Finally, with my unremitting efforts, Guo Guangmei was the first to discover my situation.

He frowned again, and the transparent lenses reflected a cold light.

I don't know why I suddenly feel very cold. 【shake

He picked up a cauliflower with his chopsticks and stretched it out in front of me. I stared at his chopsticks without moving.

A vegetable leaf does not move.

Carrot, don't move.

Cucumber, don't move.

Chinese cabbage, bean sprouts, spinach... I just don't move.

Finally, he finally tried to grab a sashimi.

My eyes lit up, but I still didn't move.

He finally understood and gave me a piece of cooked meat.

I just ate happily.

During the period, I heard the voice of Tezuka's mother: "Ah? Aren't guinea pigs vegetarian?"

"Ah." The beauty's voice.

"Kunimitsu, if you let it eat meat, it will die." It was Tezuka's father.

"……I see."

"Don't be careless."

"what."

I hugged the half-gnawed piece of meat and wanted to cry, so I was a guinea pig?That vegetarian guinea pig? ! ! !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !

t port t

The author has something to say: I usually write it in the document first and then copy and paste it to jj, only this time, only this time [gritting teeth] was written directly on jj, and then the f*ck disappeared, It's annoying and time-consuming to rewrite once. I finally realized the pitfalls of jj.