[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

"Inquire?"

As soon as the voice fell, a translucent prompt box appeared in front of me, with light blue words floating in the air, a little illusory.

He stretched out his paw to touch it, but he went right through it.The prompt box is centered on the arm, rippling around like water waves.

so amazing! ! !I was amazed, I pulled out my hand, oh, no, it's a claw, and then went through it, pulled it out, passed it, pulled it... inserted!

Ah!Did I say something weird?It must be an illusion, an illusion!

Continue to smoke...【Hey

Well, I finally got tired of playing with the prompt box like water waves, I reluctantly retracted my paws, and focused on the prompt box...the words on it.

Character: mouse

gender:?

defense:!

Attack: 1

Toughness: 1

Reflection: 1

Will: 1

Balance: 1

hidden: 1

Skills: none

Equipment: none

Movement speed: 2

Attack Speed: 2

Own coins: 5

this?It feels like an online game...!Touching my chin with my paw, I looked at the prompt box with some doubts.

"It's not an online game, it's the main god!" It was that voice again!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is that sound coming from?I jumped up and looked east and west, but unfortunately there were tall grass and trees all around, and I couldn't see anything clearly.

Ahhhh!Haunted in broad daylight?

"It's not a ghost, it's the Lord God!"

It was obviously a cold mechanical voice, but why did I hear the sound of anger?

"If you repeatedly insult the Lord God, you will be punished with a first-level sky thunder, and 10 gold coins will be deducted!"

Hey hey hey hey hey hey, wait, wait!

I couldn't scream, a burst of severe pain quickly descended on my soul! ! !

It hurts! !

It really hurts! ! !

It really hurts! ! !

I was trembling all over, lying on the ground and rolling desperately, it hurt so much! !This kind of pain is indescribable, it is different from physical pain, but above the soul, almost burns the soul, an unforgettable pain!

Ah, bastard!I just said a few words! I gritted my teeth and got up, staring at the reminder box in front of me angrily, I really wanted to pounce on it and tear it up.

"This is punishment."

I see.I won't say anything more about you, Lord God.

I restrained my emotions and asked in my mind: "So, what are you, Lord God?"

"..."

"╮(╯_╰)╭Okay, I know what I'm talking about is nonsense." Spreading his hands, "I mean, what is the main god?"

"It's not a thing, it's the Lord God!"

"Okay, okay, you are the main god, it's not a thing! By the way, since just now, I feel that the sentence you said has a strange sense of disobedience. Is there any special reason?"

"The author said that he had been busy with Gintama fans before, and today he realized that he finally felt a little sorry for bookmarking this article, so he hurried over to update it. However, due to the influence of Yin︱Mom's world, he couldn't change his way of speaking for a while."

"Oh, that's it--what a fart!" I was angry, "I forgot about me for so long, and now I finally think about it but still have such a result, I'm very upset, are you sure!!"

"The author said that he was very helpless, and he was a little rushed recently."

"Since you don't have time, don't mess around! Even if you update a few thousand words today, it's not enough to read, and you can't read anything!" I waved my paw angrily, "And, does she know that I kept the last chapter? How long and tiring was the last pose, bastard!"

"Once again, Ah Cheong would like to express his sincere apologies."

"Well, forget it." I waved my paw helplessly, no longer entangled with this topic, "Then, tell me, why I appear here."

"...Please read the contract."

contract? !Well! !My head hurts, something else... broke in suddenly!

"Ah, bastard! Can you stop being so rude every time, treat ladies like a gentleman, bastard!" I yelled with a headache.

"You are not a lady."

"Who said it wasn't...uh..." I just remembered that there seemed to be a question mark in the gender column, (--;), hey!Such a good opportunity to time travel has come across, it doesn't matter if you don't dress like an adult, why can't you even maintain your gender?Even a gender male is better than a question mark, right? ! !

"Your gender is currently only divided into male and female."

Enough is enough, stop hitting me.Is it fun to watch my frustrated body drive?

"Fun."

I really kneel...

Clasping my face with my paws, I finally recovered and got up.

"So... I got into a car accident and my soul was damaged and I became a vegetative person. I happened to meet you who was doing nothing and wanted to have fun, and then for some unknown purpose, you signed a contract with me to help me restore my soul. I will complete some unknown and ulterior tasks for you until the soul can return to its original body." I took a breath, "Is that so?"

"Yes."

"Then why am I attached to a mouse?"

"With your current soul state, you can't control the human body for the time being."

"...Oh... Then what mission do I have to do?"

"Tasks will only be issued temporarily when a scenario is triggered."

After understanding the general situation, I folded my claws around my chest and began to think about my future survival.

According to the contract, I must live for a certain number of days every time I bend down to help the soul, otherwise it will hurt the soul even more.

Now it's a mouse, and it's a big problem to survive...

However, a bright red cross popped out of my head, who is the bastard who has been blowing hot air behind my back since just now?prank?

[Hint, danger is approaching. 】

[Trigger task: successfully survive the immediate crisis]

[Mission success reward: All attribute values ​​+2, gold coins 30, and a random prop. 】

【over】

Hey hey hey hey - hey, wait! !Hello! ! !

…………

This bastard Lord God!Only remind when the danger is at hand! !

Ahhhhh, don't spit on me anymore, it's scary! !

What is behind it?

It is said that in the deep mountains, if you are shouldered by a wolf, you must not turn back, because it will bite your throat instantly.You can't run away, because you can't run away from it.

So, how to do it?

I stiffened my body and turned around tremblingly.

Ah?A piece of white!The field of vision is all white, and nothing can be seen clearly.

I took a deep breath, took a few steps back, and tilted my head almost 90 degrees to see what it looked like.

Immediately take a breath!

That is, a white...hairy...Samoyed dog! ! ! !

Oh leak! ! !

The author has something to say: I finally updated it, the outline is roughly there, everyone please get fat

In addition, the number of words will increase, and it will never be less than 3000 in the future! !