After teasing the school grass, I found out that I was chasing the wrong person

In the end, Zhou Yi didn't go to the dormitory supervisor to complain, because there was no monitoring and no evidence, so there was nothing to prove that he was "bullied".

For several nights, he went to bed early, wrapped tightly in the quilt, and didn't even dare to put his hands outside, for fear that Chen Yi'an would become a beast and come to hold his hand in the middle of the night.

Chen Yi'an was happy to be at ease, and the whole dormitory got a good night's sleep because of it.

There was no class today, but Zhou Yi slipped away early in the morning. The three of Chen Yi'an didn't wake up until almost noon. They ordered a takeaway of fried cold noodles with a glass of avocado yogurt smoothie, and the happy day began.

He subconsciously clicked on the WeChat conversation with the pure black head. In fact, he and Liang Huai had talked a lot these days, and it took him a long time to slide to the top. He was basically outputting——

"Hi, senior."

Liang Huai: "."

"Why don't you post on Moments?"

"What are you doing? Taking a shower? Together?"

"Are you asleep? There is a song I can share with you."

"Don't sleep, senior!! You pat me first before I sleep!!"

Liang Huai: "Shooting what?"

"...Just tap my profile picture twice."

Two 10 minutes passed.

"Senior?"

"Senior!!!!"

the next day.

"Senior!! Shoot me!! Shoot!"

"What about people?!"

"Do you want to shoot me? Believe it or not, I asked you to go climbing?"

Liang Huai: "Why climb the mountain?"

"...It's nothing, please do me a favor, senior, pat me!"

Infinite repetition is ignored.

Today, the first thing Chen Yian does when he wakes up is to send a message to Liang Huai, "Shoot!!! Take me!!!"

Expected not to return.

Chen Yi'an took a big mouthful of yogurt angrily, then turned to peek at the people in the dormitory. He Zhiguan was listening to English with headphones on, and Peng Yuchao was still sound asleep on the bed.

So Chen Yi'an quietly turned his attention back to his phone and switched to the Weibo interface. The "[-] million CP" fan food he had saved for several days was finally ready for dinner.

In fact, he has never read fanfiction, and he doesn't know much about the channels for reading articles. He found out about bloggers who write articles from Miss Wu Xuejie's likes.

Today, he unexpectedly discovered that he and Liang Huai had an affair.

As soon as he clicked in, he saw a fan picture that was explosive and might be harmonized within 10 minutes. His eyes instantly widened like copper bells.

In the picture, Liang Huai pressed him against the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, the curtains were not drawn, and they were not naked, but the key parts were covered by bright red curtains.Chen Yi'an seemed to have said something that made Liang Huai angry. The latter pursed his lips tightly, his brows were deeply furrowed, but his eyes were full of affection.Chen Yi'an fell weakly into his arms, his eyes were watery and coquettish, he didn't know what he did and his legs were weak, he had to put his arms around Liang Huai's neck to stand still.

Red, romantic and fascinated.

The fried cold noodles in Chen Yi'an's mouth become more and more delicious, you really know how to play.

However, shouldn't he be holding Liang Huai down?Why is it that Liang Huai is above and he is below the candy, he doesn't deserve to be on top, right?

After thinking about it, he was still not reconciled, so he applied for a small account on Weibo, posted on Chaohua, deliberately pretending to be cute and using kaomoji: "Is there any food for reversing CP, think about it!! I want to be a cult≧▽≦!! "

After 1 minute of refreshing, there were several comments immediately——

【don't want! !I am thunder! ! 】

[I don't eat, I don't eat! ! 】

[Ladies, ignore this! !Please! ! 】

[Beep—the cult quickly retreats nonono]

Chen Yi'an: ...

He can only accept his fate.

But he will not accept his fate in reality. After pecking at the last mouthful of yogurt, he threw a piece of chewing gum into his mouth and curled the corners of his lips confidently. When the reality is that he has made Liang Huai submissive, he will turn you all against each other. Wow.

As soon as he thought of it, he acted immediately. He took the plastic bag for lunch and threw it into the trash can at the corner of the stairs, then turned around, went downstairs, and rushed straight to the 405 dormitory.

The door of the dormitory happened to be open, but Chen Yi'an knocked on the door anyway, then cautiously put his head in, and called obediently, "Senior?"

Hou Guo was sweeping the floor, when he looked up to find this familiar student, he said clearly, "Looking for Ah Huai?"

Chen Yi'an nodded, and found that the bed on the lower right side of the door frame was very tidy. The light gray solid-colored sheets had no creases, and the quilt was neatly folded. The bookshelf next to it was also full of books, and there was a bag on the bench. The one that Liang Huai used to memorize.

His gaze shifted to Hou Guo's table again, there was a mess of paint and white paper, unpacked and unfinished puffed food, crushed cans, and the quilt on the bed was kneaded like pickles.

That's right, that's what boys are supposed to be like.

"You two live in your dormitory." Chen Yi'an saw that the other two beds were empty.

"Well, their home is close to the school, so they didn't live here. The school doesn't make it compulsory for them to live in their sophomore year." Hou Guo explained.

Chen Yi reassured that he still had to spend another year with Zhou Yi's grandson.

Hou Guo threw the rubbish on the table into the trash can, "A Huai went to wash up, why don't you wait on his seat..."

As a result, when he raised his head, before he could finish his words, the student ran away like a gust of wind.

Chen Yi'an naturally came to the toilet on the fourth floor.

Tianzong University does not have private guards, so each floor has a washbasin, which is built at the sink outside the toilet.

At a glance, Liang Huai was brushing his teeth and playing with his mobile phone while brushing his teeth.

Chen Yi'an squinted his eyes, he was clearly playing with his mobile phone, but he didn't reply to my WeChat, Liang Huai, you don't care.

Chen Yi'an was just about to greet him, but his eyebrows were raised. What a guy, the confession T-shirt he gave him was used as pajamas?

Because Liang Huai was wearing plaid pajamas at this time, and his hair was a bit messy, it seemed that he had just woken up not long ago.

I can only comfort myself, Liang Huai is shy and embarrassed to wear it out, it is definitely not disgusting.

Chen Yian walked behind Liang Huai, clenched his fist and wanted to give him a hammer, but he let go when he got close to his shoulder, and patted him hard, "Senior! What a coincidence, we met again!"

Liang Huai almost lost his grip on the phone, so he glanced at him.

skillful?You are on the sixth floor, how come you come to the fourth floor?

Chen Yi'an didn't care, he was good at telling nonsense recently, looked at Liang Huai's shirt, and said in an ambiguous tone: "Senior, do you love the clothes I gave you so much, you have to wear them to sleep, I know, this clothes represent Hold me, you want to hug me to sleep, but you are too embarrassed to say so, just wear it, relieve the pain of lovesickness, don't do this, I am a real person here, come, hug me casually..."

Hearing this, Liang Huai was about to take off his clothes with one hand, but was stopped by Chen Yi'an, "Don't take it off, it's too sexy, I'm afraid I won't be able to control it, what should I do if the public wants you?"

Liang Huai pretended to spray the foam on his face, Chen Yi'an hurriedly made a zipper shape, pulled it over, and closed it.

Seeing that he was honest, Liang Huai started to rinse his mouth.

But honestly, Chen Yi'an never took more than 1 minute. He posted it next to Liang Huai, "Senior..."

Liang Huai didn't care, but washed his face with water. I don't know if it was intentional, but the splash was a little big, and several clusters flew on Chen Yi'an, and he hid back and forth.

He vaguely saw the corner of Liang Huai's mouth slightly raised.

Chen Yi'an was busy arranging her hair in front of the mirror, fearing that it would be messed up by the water, so she didn't forget to continue what she said just now, "Can I move to your dormitory? I saw that there are vacant beds in your dormitory. I'll go and make sure it's quiet. Absolutely not to trouble you."

He mainly didn't want to live with Zhou Yi, and it was more convenient for him to chase Liang Huai because of the proximity to the water.

"From now on, don't mix beer and white wine." Liang Huai suddenly said this.

Chen Yi'an was puzzled, "What are you talking about?"

Liang Huai wiped the water off his face, "Then I won't be so drunk."

Chen Yi'an was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood what he meant, which meant that he wanted to move to their dormitory because he was drinking and talking nonsense.

"Why can't it work!" Chen Yi'an blinked, "It's reasonable for us to sleep in a dormitory in this kind of relationship."

Liang Huai was stunned, "What relationship do we have?"

Chen Yi'an glanced at him reproachfully, "You don't know, it is said on the Internet that I planted strawberries all over you."

Liang Huai was so frightened by his words that he tilted his feet and almost slipped on the water. Chen Yi'an quickly grabbed his hand.

As soon as I helped him, Chen Yi'an regretted it, why should I help him, I should let him throw his six relatives and deny him.

The dormitory aunt happened to pass by, and she would go back and forth to inspect the whole building three times a day, morning, noon and evening, and it was noon now.

After listening to the tail of what Chen Yian said, she turned her feet and looked at them with bright eyes, especially their bodies stuck together. What.

Liang Huai shoved Chen Yi'an away in embarrassment, and was just about to explain, but didn't want the auntie in charge to stop her:

"Needless to say, Auntie understands."

Liang Huai:?

Chen Yi'an: What do you know?

"Auntie has been the dormitory manager of the boys' dormitory for 20 years. You have learned a lot, and you continue." Auntie smiled at them with no deep meaning. She was just about to leave, but she came back and asked in a gossip whisper:

"Which one of you is the attacker and who is the victim, tell Auntie quietly, Auntie will not tell others."

Liang Huai:?

Chen Yi'an: Can't you see it so obvious?Of course I attack him!

Seeing that Liang Huai's face was turning green, the auntie waved her hand, "Forget it, young people are always thin-skinned." She winked at Chen Yi'an, then continued to patrol the building.

Liang Huai's cool gaze swept over Chen Yi'an's face, and the latter quickly poked the back of his neck, "Hey, that's it, the bruise looks like a strawberry."

Liang Huai turned sideways and tilted his head to look in the afternoon mirror. The back of his neck was where Chen Yi'an didn't pay attention to his feet when he was running last time, so he chewed on his front teeth.

If you don't pay attention, it really looks like that.

Chen Yi'an muttered there, "Anyway, I did it with my mouth, and it really counts when rounded."

Liang Huai picked up the wash cup and was about to leave, but Chen Yi'an quickly grabbed him, "Senior, pat me, why don't you pat me, I'll leave after you pat, I won't bother you right away."

He stopped and looked back at him, as if thinking about the credibility of his words.

Chen Yi'an raised his middle finger, "I swear."

"I swear it's three fingers." Liang Huai said.

Chen Yi'an stuck out his tongue, but when he found out, he had to add two more fingers, "I'm serious."

Liang Huai was so entangled by him that he had no choice but to take out his phone and click on the dialog with him.

Only then did I realize that Chen Yi'an's profile picture turned pure white at some point.

Chen Yi'an giggled, "Look, the couple's avatar we use."

One black and one white.

Liang Huai: ...

Chen Yi'an stretched his head: "Yes, yes, just tap my profile picture twice quickly."

Suspiciously, Liang Huai flicked his face on his head, then stopped, "Forget it." He always felt that nothing good happened.

"Hey——" Chen Yi'an grabbed his finger, and quickly tapped the white head portrait twice. The phone in Chen Yi'an's pocket dinged, and then Liang Huai's phone interface appeared——

[I patted "Chen Yi'an" on the butt and said: Dad fuck me]

Liang Huai looked at the phone speechlessly.

Chen Yi'an laughed loudly, then immediately took out his phone, tapped Liang Huai's profile picture twice, and the phone in Liang Huai's hand vibrated——

["Chen Yi'an" patted your pillow and said: Dad is here]

Liang Huai: "...Chen, Yi, An!"

Seeing that Liang Huai was about to throw the phone at Chen Yi'an's face, Chen Yi'an said "to shit together when we have time" and ran away.