After teasing the school grass, I found out that I was chasing the wrong person

Chen Yi'an raised his head from his arms, "Hee hee, I've finally caught up with you."

Liang Huai stretched out a finger, put it against Chen Yi'an's head, and then pushed it away vigorously.

Chen Yi'an hurriedly took out his phone, turned on the camera, and took a picture of his forehead. He found that Liang Huai had made a red mark, and rubbed it immediately:

"It doesn't count, it doesn't have disfigurement."

"Don't play tricks." Liang Huai looked around and confirmed that the hooligan uncle had gone far away, and then lightly touched Chen Yi'an's shoulder, "Let's go back to school."

Chen Yi'an pursed his lips and followed him, and suddenly thought of something and smiled, "You are agreeing to me chasing you!"

Liang Huai glanced at his watch, "I don't agree, you don't have to chase."

Chen Yi'an shouted no!

Liang Huai looked at him helplessly, meaning, look, my opinion is not important at all.

Along the way, Chen Yi'an chattered beside him that running is too tiring. For example, people who lose weight have to work hard every day. Fortunately, he is not fat, otherwise he will have no hope of losing weight.

However, he suddenly fell silent.

Most of the time, Liang Huai was listening to him, but at this moment, she suddenly became quiet and subconsciously looked at him.

Chen Yi felt bad!

How did he deal wittily with that stinky hooligan just now?Maybe not.

He screamed in fright the whole time, and even hid in Liang Huai's arms...

Depend on!He should have behaved a bit tougher, beat up the hooligan before Liang Huai came, and stopped Liang Huai behind him, telling him not to be afraid, your Brother An will help you out.

Then there was a hero saving the beauty, and Liang Huai hid in his arms crying, pear blossoms and rain.He comforted him, and coaxed him to be with him again.

What a great opportunity!

Hey, on the first day of chasing someone, he got a bad start and completely lost his image.

Chen Yi'an was a little depressed.

Liang Huai said goodbye to him downstairs in the dormitory, "I'm going to work."

The fingerprints on Chen Yi'an's forehead were still a little bit red, and he looked dazed.

Liang Huai thought for a while, and added: "Don't worry, I will call the police about what happened just now. You'd better not go out of school if you don't have urgent matters at night."

Chen Yi'an raised his head and looked at him innocently.

Liang Huai felt that something was wrong, every time before the junior did something bad, he always had this expression, waved his hand and wanted to leave quickly, but he heard the junior timidly say:

"Then can I call the police?"

Liang Huai was inexplicable, "There's no need to call the police twice..."

In the end, he caught a glimpse of the eagerness on Chen Yian's face, and his voice changed, "Okay, then you report, I won't report—"

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yi'an rushed into his arms and hugged his waist tightly, "Officer Liang, Xiaomin met a bad guy in the park just now, and now he needs comfort."

Hmph, don't care about your top and bottom, Chen Yi'an no longer cares about the posture of the process, and let's talk about other things after chasing the person.

"You let go."

"I don't, obviously you let me hug you just now." Chen Yi'an said cheekily.

"Mine is obviously... Forget it. What's wrong with you getting into people's arms if you have nothing to do?" Liang Huai made a gesture and wanted to stretch out his fingers again, but Chen Yi'an quickly let go and covered his forehead.

Liang Huai gave him a warning look, meaning to tell him not to do such actions in the future, and then turned to leave.

Chen Yi'an quickly grabbed him, "Give me your contact information before leaving."

Liang Huai looked back at him.

"What if I meet that pervert again, I'm such a small one." Chen Yi'an worried about his 1.8-meter height.

"It's faster to find the police than to find me."

Chen Yian made a long-tailed voice, "But yours is my Police Officer Liang~"·

Liang Huai didn't want to hear him continue talking nonsense, took out his mobile phone, and just wanted him to open his WeChat QR code, but suddenly thought of the QR code white T he gave him last time, afraid that he would conjure up something shocking to the world "Report your WeChat ID."

Chen Yian looked at him with bright eyes.

Liang Huai couldn't be fooled by him, "I'm not your WeChat ID."

After the routine was discovered, Chen Yi said in peace that he was bored. Just as he was going to take out his mobile phone from his pocket, he suddenly pursed his lips and smiled, "My WeChat ID is too complicated, it's so long, I'll lose it to you."

Liang Huai didn't say anything, and handed him the phone.

Chen Yi'an turned the angle of the screen slightly, and then pressed something. The movement was very fast, and he returned the phone before Liang Huai could see it clearly.

Then he walked briskly into the building, and he did not forget to smile enthusiastically at Su Guan, "Hello, Auntie!"

Liang Huai also turned around, looking at his phone while walking, Chen Yi'an's profile picture was a Shiba Inu, he was doing wink towards the screen, and then saw his WeChat name, Chen Yi'an, WeChat ID, yian.

complex?

Chen Yi'an hummed a little song and opened the bedroom door with a key. He Zhiguan hadn't come back from the milk tea shop yet, and Peng Yuchao also finished the game and swiped Weibo with Erlang's legs crossed on the bed.

Seeing him come back, Peng Yuchao turned over excitedly and stuck his head out, "How is it! How's it going!"

Chen Yi'an ignored the incident in the small forest outside the school, and showed off his mobile phone, "I'm about to get the WeChat ID, and I was hugged twice. I'm just average."

"Wow!!——" Peng Yuchao didn't expect him to make such rapid progress, and the other party was Liang Huai, who was notoriously difficult to get along with.

"You must teach me how to pick up girls, I will depend on you for my life!" Peng Yuchao now regards Chen Yi'an as his life mentor.

"The method is quite simple. The overlord bows hard, but his forehead is a bit useless." Chen Yi'an touched the place on his forehead that Liang Huai had pressed just now.

Peng Yuchao was confused, "Huh? Be more careful, how did you make Liang Huai hey!"

Chen Yian took off his shoes guiltily, pretending that WeChat came in, and looked at his phone, but he was actually looking at Liang Huai's WeChat profile.

The avatar is pure black.

WeChat name L.

Moments are only visible for three days.

Chen Yi'an: ...how can someone be so boring.

Going to work so late, [-]% of the time when the dormitory is closed, you won’t be able to come back, and the night shift is estimated to last all night.

Wait... all night, working at night, with the previous convictions of that big liar, so love money, he should not be working in some duck shop.

Chen Yi'an started again, imagined that Liang Huai was wearing tight underpants, twisted and twisted on the pole dance in the center of the stage under the red-purple light, painted with thick eyeliner, and winked at the audience.

He subconsciously bit his nails, ah, so vulgar.

However, if Liang Huai really doesn't love himself so much...

Then everything was much simpler, he went to kneel down and begged his brother to give him some pocket money, and kept Liang Huai for a few days and nights, so that Liang Huai had to get along with him day and night, and fell in love with him for a long time.

"Yi'an, why are you giggling there by yourself, tell me quickly, let's share the fun together!" Peng Yuchao gossiped and threw a bag of Langweixian from the bedside to Chen Yi'an.

Chen Yi'an tore open the package and threw one into his mouth, unable to utter the words clearly, "Oh and Nie Shuo..."

At this time, the door of the dormitory was kicked open, and Zhou Yi came in with a big basin and a small basin, his hair was all wet, and he looked like he had just returned from the bathroom.

Peng Yuchao gave Chen Yian a look, signaled to the WeChat group, and then the two of them fell silent.

The originally lively dormitory suddenly became quiet. Zhou Yi clearly felt that they were talking behind his back, and he was still unwilling to tell him.

He smiled sarcastically.

I went to bed and turned on the variety show, deliberately laughing loudly, as if to enhance my sense of existence.

Two hours after the lights were turned off, Zhou Yi lit the lamp on the bed and continued playing the variety show, with giggling laughter from time to time, which was especially ear-piercing in the dark bedroom.

Peng Yuchao tossed and turned on the bed for a while, unable to fall asleep, but he could still hear clearly with earplugs on.I couldn't bear it any longer, and thumped the wall, "Did you fucking know that the dormitory is a public area? You don't need to wear headphones, and you still play it so loudly. It's one o'clock in the morning!!"

Zhou Yi stopped laughing, but the sound of the computer was still playing.

Chen Yi'an slept Zhou Yi out of bed and was tortured more than Peng Yuchao. He kicked the bunk on the bed violently, "Hey, Mommy, I'm talking to you."

Zhou Yi also lived in high school and watched dramas like this in the middle of the night, but his roommates at that time were afraid of his background, so they were very useless and dared not speak out, so that Zhou Yi never felt that there was any problem with his doing so.

His roommate's reaction was nothing short of fuss in his eyes.

But he dared to call him Mabao, what he hated since he was a child was calling him Mabao!

He hammered the board kicked up by Chen Yi'an hard, "Who are you scolding for being gay?!"

The matter of Chen Yi'an and Liang Huai not only received hot comments on Weibo, but also caused a commotion among Tianzong University classmates. Zhou Yi found out after listening to the discussion of the people next to him when he was taking a bath.

Peng Yuchao exploded and jumped up from the bed, "What's wrong with homosexuality? Do you have an opinion? Tell me clearly, is it discrimination against homosexuality?"

He Zhiguan went to work today, and there was no one in the dormitory to fight. Peng Yuchao's fire started to flare up, and it tended to intensify, which made Zhou Yi a little timid, and his voice was a little softer, but he wanted to save face again. smelly and hard:

"I discriminate against you. What can you do to me? If you dare to beat me, I'll tell the housekeeper and tell my mother to go!"

Peng Yuchao was so daring, he made a gesture and jumped off the bed.

At this time, Chen Yi'an was still awake and stopped Peng Yuchao.

Zhou Yi thought that Chen Yi'an was afraid of things, so he regained his courage, "Trash."

The sound of rubbish made Chen Yi'an laugh angrily. He patted Peng Yuchao's shoulder reassuringly, and then began to climb the stairs of the bunk bed.Seeing him coming up, Zhou Yi panicked a little:

"You, what are you going to do?"

Chen Yi'an smiled at him warmly, making his hair stand on end.

Chen Yi'an folded his delicate legs together, and choked his throat, "Oh, I'm so sorry, since you know that I like men..." He was still pinching the orchid finger, and his fingertips brushed over Zhou Yi, which was full of fat. Gently, I heard Zhou Yi's kneecap:

"Then I won't be polite to you anymore."

Zhou Yi was so frightened that his whole body became stiff, and his legs were itchy and cold when he touched him, "You! Don't mess around, I don't like, I don't like men!"

Chen Yi'an's tone was teasing, "I'm not picky about my taste, I like Liang Huai's high-quality ones the most. Although yours is not very eye-catching, it's still acceptable. Anyway, when the lights are turned off, you have three legs."

As he spoke, he licked his lower lip, put on an impatient look, and tried to slide his fingertips above his knees, "I'm a rebellious person by nature, the more anyone opposes me, the more interested I am in them, Xiao Yiyi, I noticed you on the first day of school, you are really special."

Zhou Yi was so scared of the soul: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In the boys' dormitory, in the middle of the night, howls like killing a pig.

There were also two hearty laughs from Peng Yuchao and Chen Yi'an.