After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

Little friend Xi Shao went shopping in Lover's Street all afternoon, and when he returned home at night, the whole cub entered the state of "the door to the new world is open to me".

Tan Chenyi felt curious, and after Si Qing left, he called Xi Shao over for questioning.

Tan Chenyi: "Shao Shao, did you go on a date with Si Qing today?"

"Dating?"

"It means when the two of you are in a relationship, going out alone is called a date." Tan Chenyi explained.

"Oh oh oh! Then the two of us went on a date." Xi Shao replied, "We went to watch the Yaya game in the morning, and went to Lover's Street in the afternoon."

"Lover's Street is..." Tan Chenyi was single for many years, after thinking for a moment, he realized where Lover's Street was, and then continued to ask, "What did you do?"

"Shopping, eating, and telling stories." Xi Shao kicked off the slippers on his feet, climbed to the side of Tan Chenyi, crossed his legs and wobbled to him, "Brother, I learned something very important today."

Tan Chenyi's mind clicked for a moment.

He has never been to Lover's Street, but he has heard of it. He knows that there are many love hotels in it, and it is called an erotic paradise where 'the sales of condoms are better than toilet paper'.

What can Xi Shao learn in Lover's Street?

Tan Chenyi's heart sank, and he hardly dared to think about it.

However, even if Boss Tan didn't want to know, Xi Shao, who had opened up the chatterbox, continued to talk.

"I got it today, I'm not a little bitch."

"..." Tan Chenyi was stunned for a long while before he said, "That's it? Did you treat you as a younger sister before connoting me?"

Although Xi Shao can't tell the difference between male and female, after several months of getting along, Tan Chenyi is sure that this is only a boy in his family.

"That's not it!" Xi Shao retorted, "I mean, because I'm not a bitch, I can't have puppies."

"and then?"

Xi Shao hugged the pillow tightly, and said sweetly, "Then, it doesn't matter if Si Qing says I can't give birth to puppies."

"Because you're just a puppy." Tan Chenyi couldn't help complaining.

Xi Shao was happy for three seconds, then hugged melancholy into the pillow: "But I still feel so strange."

"What's weird?"

"Aren't children very important to human beings?" Xi Shao analyzed with him, "When I was in school, the teacher often said that children are the future, hope, and the crystallization of love. When I watch TV, men and women After marriage, having children is the most important thing. If a couple can’t have children, others will say they can’t.”

"... You are not allowed to watch messy TV series in the future." Tan Chenyi said with narrowed eyes.

Xi Shao groaned twice, reluctantly agreed, and continued the topic just now, "But I am a little male dog, and Si Qing is also a male, our love will not crystallize."

"Shao Shao, your thinking is too biased. It is true that for many couples, children are very important. But it does not mean that without children, love will disappear. When two people are together, the most important thing is to be happy with each other."

"Oh!" Xi Shao nodded half-understanding, and asked a very profound question, "I heard that a child needs two people to go through some kind of exercise before it can be born. But Si Qing and I both Men, can’t they even do sports.”

"This..." Tan Chenyi met his curious gaze, and answered bravely, "It can still be done."

"How to do?"

"What do children ask so many questions?! You will know later."

"Huh? I'm over 5000 years old."

"You're only 15 years old, it's time to go to bed at this point, go."

"Brother~ why didn't you tell me!"

"Xi Shao, say one more thing, deduct a month of biscuits!"

Xi Shao immediately shut up, and the world was instantly quiet.

**

In April, the weather has completely warmed up, and the warm spring has finally come.

Xi Shao has long heard that there are many interesting places in human society.Like the zoo, the sea, and various scenic spots.

But in the past few months, the weather was too cold, and everyone refused to take Xi Shao there. At most, he went to a playground where he did a lot of exercise.

Moreover, even if he went, the animals in winter were hibernating, and he couldn't see anything at all.

Xi Shao looked forward to the stars and the moon, and finally waited until the beginning of spring.He made an appointment with the owner early on when he would go to the zoo, counting the days left with his fingers every day.

The day before departure, I prepared a small schoolbag and various snacks in advance, and turned somersaults on the bed excitedly.

As a result, the next day——

"Sorry, I have temporary work today." Tan Chenyi said apologetically.

"Oh..." Xi Shao drooped her tail and reluctantly gave in, "Then, tomorrow is fine too."

"I don't have time tomorrow either, and it won't be until next weekend at the earliest."

Xi Shao was even more depressed, turned his back to Tan Chenyi, and counted with his fingers how many days until next weekend.

"Shao Shao, don't be sad. Although I can't accompany you, you can invite Mr. Si to go with you." Tan Chenyi couldn't bear to see him lose, so he gave Xi Shao an idea, "Bring Si Zhuo again, the three of you, let's make it more lively .”

"He definitely doesn't want to go." Xi Shao said flatly, "Siqing has seen so many beasts, and there are all kinds of small animals in the place where he lives. Every day, he has lions and tigers to pet him. The animals in the zoo are not attractive to him. So is Si Zhuo, none of them will accompany me."

"You don't even ask, how do you know?" Tan Chenyi rubbed his hair, urging Xi Shao to contact Si Qing.

The result was as Tan Chenyi expected.When Si Qing heard Xi Shao's invitation, he immediately decided to go.

"Wow~ I can go to the zoo~" Xi Shao happily ran into the room and picked up her schoolbag again.

Seeing this scene, Tan Chenyi sighed helplessly.

He should prevent Xi Shao from getting too close to Si Qing, lest Xi Shao be snatched away too early.

In the end, why am I sending assists every day?

To Xi Shao's surprise, not only Si Qing agreed, but also Si Zhuo.

Half an hour later, seeing Si Zhuo who looked like an ordinary kindergarten student wearing a yellow duck hat and carrying a small water bottle, Xi Shao touched her head curiously.

"Are you going to the zoo too?"

"En." Si Zhuo patted the small kettle, "Hong Luan wants to play with me."

"Red Luan?"

Xi Shao stared at her kettle, only to find that there was no water in it, and two black bead eyes were looking out from the inside.

"How did he get in?" Xi Shao picked up the water bottle and carefully studied how to stuff a bird into it.

"The lid can be unscrewed from the middle, let alone Sai Hongluan, it's no problem to put you in it." Si Zhuo demonstrated it to him, "Do you want to try it?"

"I want~" Xi Shao was eager to try, wanting to turn back into fluffy dumplings.

Fortunately, Si Qing stopped him from performing the disappearance of a living person on the street.

The three checked tickets to enter the zoo, and the on-site guide asked, "Do you three want to go on a group tour? This zoo is infested with wild beasts, and it is very dangerous not to take a car."

"No need." Si Zhuo refused, "I'm not afraid of beasts."

"I don't need it either." Xi Shao replied, "I am a beast."

"Hahahaha, the kids are so humorous!" The tour guide didn't take it seriously, and reminded again, "Then when you get to the beast area, remember to follow the signs and watch outside the fence."

"Understood." Si Zhuo and Xi Shao nodded together.

"A happy day has begun, where shall we go first?" Xi Shao asked the two people next to him excitedly, holding a tourist brochure full of words.

Si Qing simply accompanied Xi Shao, and he had no objections.

Si Zhuo heard the little red bird chirp a few times, and relayed, "Hong Luan wants to see the peacock, okay?"

"Okay okay~"

The peacock area is always the busiest area in the park. Many tourists will go outside and do everything possible to seduce the peacocks.

When Xi Shao and the others passed by, a few peacocks were lying on their nests, with their backs facing the tourists, showing no sign of opening their tails.

The child who came next to the parent asked, "Dad, why doesn't the peacock open its tail? The peacocks on TV all open their tails, so beautiful."

"Because the peacock doesn't want to open its tail now."

"Because it hasn't eaten?"

"No..." The parent tried hard to give an appropriate answer.

Before he could figure it out, Si Zhuo, whose body was only four years old, replied, "Because it only opens its tail when courting. There is no courtship target around, so the peacock certainly didn't respond."

"What does courtship mean?" the child asked.

"Pursue my partner, like this..." Si Zhuo said, poking the small water bottle lightly.

Hong Luan, who was lying inside, was forced to open for business, and called out 'Jiu Jiu Jiu'.

Hongluan is a kind of phoenix, a legendary bird.

All birds have a natural sense of admiration for the phoenix, and are willing to pursue the phoenix across species.

Several peacocks heard Hong Luan's cry, stood up in unison, shook their feathers and spread their tails towards Xi Shao and the others.

While turning on the screen, they were shouting and dancing.

"Jiujiu!" Xiao Hongluan yelled a few more times, protesting against Si Zhuo's actions.

"What does it matter? You are very popular."

When the tourists around saw the peacock unfolding, they became more and more excited, and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.Even Xi Shao was no exception. He took off the cat's phone and asked Si Qing to take a photo with him and the peacock.

"What pose should I pose?" Xi Shao asked nervously, "Should I also open the screen?"

"You can try." Si Qing said.

Xi Shao immediately spread his hands apart, raised them into a fan shape, and tried to imitate the appearance of opening his screens.

"Hahahaha!" The surrounding tourists gave up on the peacocks one after another and pointed their cameras at Xishao.

After seeing the phoenix, Xi Shao looked at the map and clamored to see the pandas.

Because there is no panda as a species in the world of beasts, Xi Shao has never seen a panda before.

He entered the area where the pandas live and found a long line outside, which shows how much enthusiasm everyone has for the national treasure.

Standing at the end of the line, Xi Shao heard the exclamation of "so cute" and "so cute", and couldn't help muttering, "How cute is it? Is it cute?"

Hearing this, Si Qing looked down at Xi Shao, "No."

"Hmph~" Xi Shao crossed her waist proudly, "I really am the cutest."

Soon, it was their turn in the team, and Xi Shao couldn't wait to go inside.

There are many trees planted in the panda house.Three chubby pandas hung on the tree, gnawing bamboo shoots.There are also two newborn red pandas wrestling under the tree roots.

"Wow! It's so cute~" Xi Shao held his face excitedly, pointed at the panda and said to Si Qing, "I want to raise that!"

"Okay." Si Qing looked at the panda and agreed.

Those who heard their conversation behind them felt that this elder brother really doted on his younger brother, and dared to agree to any request.

That's a giant panda, so how can you just raise it?It's almost the same as getting a pillow or a figure!

The author has something to say: Xi Shao: I am a beast!

Mr. Tan: Go to bed, puppy.