After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

At the end of the two exhibition games, under the scourge of Chi Shao's reverse talent, members of the TOP team were hacked to death more than once, and everyone was ashamed.

But Xi Shao had a great time playing.Because he thinks that team battles are much more fun than Xiaoxiaole.

It's a pity that Han Jiangya always finds various excuses to fool him into playing Xiaoxiaole.

After the exhibition match, the organizer still presented a small gold medal to Xi Shao, with four words written on the gold medal: best in the audience.

The audience agreed with this award very much, saying that it deserved it.

"Look, I won an award!" Xi Shao returned to the VIP box and couldn't wait to show Si Qing, "I'm very good!"

"Well, it's amazing." Si Qing praised.

"In the future, if you want to play games, I can take you." Xi Shao said without compulsion.

Although Si Qing knew what he meant, he still agreed.

Satisfied, Xi Shao sat back beside him, stretched out his hand to the paper bag beside him, and found that the snacks had been eaten.

He had a look at Zhuzhu's life and rest recently. He had nothing to eat, and the only thing left was to sleep.

Xi Shao yawned twice, staggered to the side, and just rested on Si Qing's shoulder.

Si Qing moved his body and pushed Xi Shao away.

"Hmm..." Xi Shao rubbed her eyes, feeling aggrieved.

He also said that he liked me, not even letting him lean on his shoulders.

Hate!Hate!Hate!

When Xi Shao cursed 'hate' for the third time in his heart, Si Qing adjusted his posture, patted his leg, and said, "Go to sleep."

"Aww!" Xi Shao howled, immediately withdrew the insult just now, happily threw himself on Si Qing's lap and fell asleep.

He closed his eyes, rubbed them lightly, and was about to fall asleep.

Before falling asleep, the second half of the game started, and there were voices of commentary, players discussing, and audience shouting.

Many voices overlapped and mixed, buzzing in Xi Shao's ears, making him unable to fall asleep at all.

Xi Shao frowned slightly, tried hard for a long time but couldn't fall asleep, and got ready to get up.

As a result, a warm hand held him down, and gently helped Xi Shao press his ears.

The surrounding sounds disappeared instantly, and the world became quiet.

There were only faint breaths and heartbeats in his ears, and he didn't know whether it was his own or Si Qing's.

Only then did Xi Shao understand why Han Jiangya arranged a box for him.

So many people, so many pairs of eyes.

It's just the two of them in private rooms, doing things that only each other knows.

It's like having an affair.

——Thought Xi Shao, who didn't know what cheating meant.

Then, he fell into a drowsy sleep, unable to think of anything.

Si Qing's thighs were not as soft as the bed, but they were warmer, and the sleeping experience was quite good.

When Xi Shao was woken up again, he hugged Si Qing's waist tightly, wrapped his whole body around him, and drool a lot.

"Xi Shao." Si Qing patted his face, waking him up from his dream, "The game is over, it's time to go."

"Ah? It's over?" Xi Shao slobbered and asked vaguely, "Who won in the end?"

"In the second half, the second-ranked team won." Si Qing replied, "But because they lost in the first half, they ranked third overall."

"Just as I thought, I should bet!" Xi Shao supported his shoulders, propped up his body, and said angrily, "It's a pity, I could have made money."

"The odds are very low in the second half, so you won't earn much." Si Qing said, helping him up, "Where do you want to go next?"

Today's game started early and ended early, and it's only three o'clock now.

Xi Shao rubbed his sleepy eyes and regained his strength, "I haven't been here yet, I want to go anywhere!"

"Okay." Si Qing immediately agreed.

Around the competition venue this time, there are all kinds of leisure and entertainment venues, and there are naturally many restaurants, it is simply Xi Shao's paradise.

Xi Shao followed Si Qing to the outside, looked around twice, and suddenly found a man and a woman holding hands, talking and laughing on the road.

"Is today Valentine's Day again?" Xi Shao asked.

He remembered that the last time he saw such a spectacular scene was on February 2th.

"No." Si Qing replied, "Because there are many activities for couples here, more couples come here."

"Oh!" Xi Shao nodded, thinking that it had nothing to do with him.

But then I thought about it: I and Si Qing are also couples, so I should be able to participate too!

"Then I'm going too~ I'm going too~" Xi Shao yelled, "I haven't been to a place where only couples can go, I'm curious~"

The places that couples often go to are nothing more than various places with atmosphere and filled with pink bubbles.

Xi Shao made some inquiries with passers-by, and learned that there is a lover's street nearby, and every store on the street is very suitable for couples.

He dragged Si Qing and came to Lover's Street, where he saw a flower shop for the first time.

The flower shop business is very good, and there is a big signboard outside the shop.

"A beauty deserves flowers, if you love her, give her the best."

Xi Shao is usually not interested in flowers, after all, in his eyes, plants are only divided into edible and inedible.

Even edible plants are still inferior to delicious meat in Xi Shao's cognition.

But the store is really good at publicizing, every couple passing by will go into the store to have a look, provoking Xi Shao to go in too.

"Little brother, what kind of flowers do you want to buy?" The lady clerk saw him and immediately came over to ask, "Would you like to give it to the teacher or mother?"

"Neither, it's for my lover." Xi Shao replied.

Clerk: "You are so young..."

Xi Shao puffed up her chest and stood on tiptoe, "I'm not young anymore."

"Okay, okay." Seeing his childish face, the clerk thought he was still in school, so he thoughtfully recommended a single rose, wrapped it in beautiful plastic paper, and tied it with a bow.

Xi Shao paid the money, ran out of the shop with the flowers, and handed them to Si Qing who was waiting by the side of the road.

"Here you are," Xi Shao forced the flowers into his hands, "They said that beauties should be accompanied by flowers. You are so beautiful, you must have a small flower."

Si Qing took the flowers, "Thank you."

"You're welcome~" Xi Shao glanced at the couple next to her, then reached out and took Si Qing's hand.

The girl passing by them noticed this little gesture and smiled like an aunt.

"That kid is so cute, he needs his brother to hold him when he walks."

"How do you know they are brothers? This is lover's street."

"There is no rule, only lovers can come. You see, he looks very good at such a young age, how can he fall in love."

Xi Shao has good hearing, and heard her word for word, raised her face and flattened the corners of her lips, "Aren't we like lovers?"

Si Qing didn't answer, and changed the subject, "Don't bother with them, let's go."

"Yeah, Xiao Xiao said that the opinions of passers-by are not important!" Xi Shao tried to comfort herself.

In fact, he didn't know, and even Si Qing felt that although the relationship between the two had changed, the way they got along remained unchanged.

The way Xi Shao acts like a baby to herself is no different from the way she acts like a baby to Tan Chenyi, no wonder others think they are like brothers.

Although Si Qing knew it well, he was not in a hurry to change.

Xi Shao's heart is simple, Si Qing likes him very much as he is now.

"Siqing," Xi Shao tugged at Siqing's hand, pointing to a dimly lit shop nearby, "what kind of shop is that?"

Si Qing followed his fingers to look over, and saw the pink signboard: Couples Specialty Store.

"It's exclusive for couples, it sounds very powerful, let's go in~" Xi Shao said, and was about to run inside.

Just half a step away, Si Qing pulled her back again.

"Don't go in, you will be kicked out." Si Qing said.

Xi Shao blinked, "Why?"

He knew that minors were not allowed to enter Internet cafes or smoke, so why couldn't they even enter a shop dedicated to couples?

Besides, I am not a minor at all!

"Because other couples are a man and a woman, are we two boys?" Xi Shao touched his flat chest and said seriously, "I can wear women's clothes."

Si Qing: "In that case, the store owner may directly call the police."

"???" Xi Shao took a look at the shop, but still didn't understand, "Why? What's the difference between a boy and a girl?"

"Don't you know?" Si Qing was a little surprised.

I thought that he had already figured it out after he had sneaked away for so long.

In the end, Hinayana Huang honestly shook his head, "I don't know."

The physiological difference between men and women is originally a little boy and a little girl who got to know each other when they were wearing crotch pants.

But after Xi Shao was reincarnated, he reached the stage of adolescence directly, and never got along with little boys or girls.The school thought they understood, so they didn't talk about it.

Therefore, until now, Xi Shao also feels that the only differences between men and women are hair length, breast size, and whether they can wear skirts.

Every time he meets a big man in women's clothing, Xi Shao will feel that the other party is a big sister from the bottom of his heart.

"Then you should know the difference between female and male animals, right?" Si Qing gave an example close to Xi Shao, hoping that he could understand it by himself.

"I know!" Xi Shao replied immediately, "Males are more fierce, and females are more fierce... I understand, so men are more capable, and women are more powerful."

Si Qing had been his teacher for 5000 years, and when he heard Xi Shao's answer, he still felt the collapse of familiarity.

This kind of knowledge reserve of the children of Xishao can only be popularized from the enlightenment stage.

Si Qing recognized the reality, led Xi Shao to the cafe, and found him a gender enlightenment course for kindergarten.

In the video, the amiable aunt clearly tells the children in a slow tone, "Boys and girls are different. Boys pee standing up, and girls squat down to pee. This is because their body structures are different. "

A stick figure version of the male and female body structures appeared in the video. After a brief description, the aunt continued, "The differences in these structures determine that girls will be able to have children in the future, but boys will not be able to."

"So, no matter you are a boy or a girl, you must protect yourself. The place covered by the vest and panties must not be seen by others." At the end of the video, the auntie asked kindly, "Do you understand, children?"

Si Qing looked at Xi Shao, wondering if he understood.

In the end, I saw Xi Shao covering his face tightly, blushing, as if he had heard something terrible.

"Xi Shao?"

"It turns out that children are born from the body." Xi Shao said in a small voice, "It's so amazing. I always thought that children, like me, emerge out of thin air."

Si Qing didn't know how to answer this.

Xi Shao rubbed his belly, sighed melancholy, "Do you not like me because I'm a male dog who can't have children?"

"...Wake up, you are not a dog."

The author has something to say: Xi Shao: Although I will not give birth to puppies, I can dress up as a woman!

Si Qing: ...Wake up, you are not a dog.