After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

Si Qing was very speechless about the practice of "selling the seller for glory" by the little girl Xishao, but she still sat there cooperatively and acted conscientiously as a tool.

Because Xi Shao and a top actor who has just been nominated for Best Actor and is likely to win an award are playing house every day in school.

Even if you haven't honed your acting skills, at least you have a little more experience and can let yourself into the show.

He pretended that he didn't know Han Jiangya at all, and his eyes wandered between him and the woman opposite, "So you are on a blind date, so will you get married?"

Han Jiangya didn't know what Xi Shao meant, he hesitated how to answer.

Before he could open his mouth, the woman on the other side said firmly, "Of course, our first impression of each other is very good!"

Han Jiangya took a deep breath and tried not to expose the opponent.

"Wow!" Xi Shao gave a few words of blessing in a decent manner, and then asked innocently, "But, sister, why do you want to marry him?"

"Why..." the woman choked when asked.

why?

Of course it's because Han Jiangya is rich!

As long as you marry him, you will have an inexhaustible bank card.

If one day he has no money, the two can still consider divorce.

This reason is so realistic that women are too embarrassed to say it.

Xi Shao continued to recite the lines he had just made up, "You are so beautiful, should you marry a man who is richer and more handsome? Just like him."

This line does not name names, anyone knows who the "he" in Xi Shao's mouth refers to, it may be the little turtle Wang Liang who is beside Xian Yin.

But when the woman heard it, she automatically brought 'him' into Si Qing who was next to him, glanced excitedly, and her whole body began to swell.

"Do we look like a good fit?" the woman asked.

"It's suitable, it's very suitable!" Xi Shao replied approvingly.

Hearing this, the woman immediately swelled up.Ever since Si Qing came in, she had been secretly observing him.

Not only because of the man's good looks, but also because of his expensive clothes.In contrast, Han Jiangya, who came to a cheap restaurant for a blind date in casual clothes, instantly looked poor.

The woman was bewitched and lost her mind, and her attitude towards Han Jiangya changed instantly.

"Actually, I think we didn't know each other well when we first met." The woman said with a good feeling about herself, "I should have more choices. When I decide to settle down, I might come to you."

Simply translated, this sentence means: spare tire.

A standard scumbag speaking.

Han Jiangya breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly said, "I think so too! You are very well-off. It's a pity for a man like me with a high school education, unstable salary, and can't afford a house."

"You haven't bought a house yet?" The disgust in the woman's eyes was even more obvious, and she didn't even bother to smile.

She turned to Si Qing, just in time to launch an offensive.

Si Qing said flatly, "I have a marriage partner."

woman:? ? ?

loss.

She turned around and wanted to talk to Han Jiangya again to stabilize his position as a spare tire and cash machine.

As a result, Han Jiangya had already paid the bill in advance, and waved his hand to get away.

"Yaoya has escaped, let's go too." Xi Shao finally put away his acting skills and happily said to Si Qing.

The woman looked out of the window, and Han Jiangya who had already gone out waved at Xi Shao.

Si Qing got up immediately, unwilling to sit still for a second.

Only then did the woman realize that she was being tricked by the child in front of her, and she gritted her teeth angrily.

— At least give me 5000 yuan!

As soon as Xi Shao walked out of the store, Han Jiangya, who survived the catastrophe, was very grateful to him.

"Shaoshao, thank you!" Han Jiangya patted his chest, "She is so realistic, I really don't know how to get rid of it."

"You are so pitiful." Xi Shao's eyes were full of sympathy.

The woman just now reminded Xi Shao of the old monster in Pansi Cave, the vixen who sucked the yang energy, it was really scary.

"Ah." Han Jiangya sighed leisurely, suddenly remembered something, and a sad look appeared on his face, "But she is only the first one today, and there are five more in the future."

"It's very simple, my brother and Xiaoxiao told me just now~" Xi Shao said happily, "Just tell them that you have a girlfriend."

"Yes, yes, but where can I find a girlfriend?"

Xi Shao pointed to her nose, blinked her eyes, "I, I'm very professional!"

Si Qing stood behind him, feeling cold all over his body, but he never said anything.

Since Xi Shao likes to play, I can only let him play around.

It's just that his mood suddenly became very heavy, which made him depressed.

"You?" Han Jiangya lowered his gaze when he heard this, and looked at Xi Shao's area below the waist and above the thigh in surprise.

So you are a girl?

"No wonder Boss Tan said he has a younger sister..." Han Jiangya suddenly realized.

"Ah! I'm a boy!" Xi Shao quickly argued, "My sister is not me, but Beibei."

"So Bei Bei is a little bitch?"

"He's not a dog! He's not a mother either!" When Xi Shao mentioned this matter, he became angry.

Back then, not long after he became a prototype, Tan Chenyi pressed him to confirm his gender.

Xi Shao's body is small and has not yet begun to develop, so Tan Chenyi did not see the small bamboo shoots protruding.

From then on, Tan Zongtian □□ Hinayana Huang called his younger sister, and Xi Shao was so angry that he always bit him, and was slandered as "love to bite".

"Anyway, I'll pretend to be your girlfriend next time!" Xi Shao suddenly revealed the excitement of confusion, and said happily, "Xiao Xiao told me that if you are a strong man, you need a woman's dress."

Han Jiangya was full of question marks, and suddenly understood why Xi Shao was so excited.

Did Sang Xiao tell you that women's clothing is divided into zero times and countless times?

When you believe this nonsense, why don't you ask him if he has ever dressed himself as a woman?

However, the situation was urgent, and Han Jiangya was not allowed to raise his opinion.

On the one hand is the blind date that needs to be solved urgently, and on the other is Xi Shao who is super looking forward to women's clothing.

Han Jiangya sighed, and took Xi Shao to the mall to buy women's clothing.

Although Xi Shao is a boy, he is young and thin, so he can wear women's clothes of normal size.

Han Jiangya, who has been single for more than [-] years, has never bought girls' clothes, so he stepped into a cute forest-style store based on his feeling.

He looked around, finally took a water-blue uniform skirt, and gestured at Xi Shao.

"How? Is it suitable?"

Xi Shao replied, "Yeah, the little skirt is so pretty!"

The clerk who wanted to come over to introduce him, when he heard this, retreated back, full of contempt for Han Jiangya.

Fudge such a young child into wearing women's clothes, and even make them wear pure and lustful sailor clothes.

Scum!

abnormal!

Wretched strange sorghum!

If it wasn't for Xi Shao's seeming willingness, plus he took the clothes into the fitting room alone.The clerks almost thought that Han Jiangya had abducted the elementary school students and were going to call the police.

Xi Shao walked into the fitting room and took off his clothes first, only a pair of cartoon underwear with cat paws printed on his whole body.

He took the sailor suit and put it on himself like he used to put on clothes.As a result, women's clothes are too small and tight, and there is no way to slip them in.

"I'm stuck, it hurts so much, someone help me!" Xi Shao was blindfolded and yelled in fear.

Just after howling twice, there was a soft 'hush' in my ear, it was Si Qing's voice.

"I'll help you wear it." Si Qing pressed Xi Shao's hand, put the water-blue long sleeves on for him, helped Xi Shao put on the uniform skirt, and then adjusted the tie and sleeves.

Seeing him, Xi Shao blinked, "Why are you here?"

The clerks were too concerned about Han Jiangya to pay attention to the real 'bad guys' and had already sneaked into the locker room.

However, the 'bad guy' replied seriously, "Help you get dressed."

"Oh!" Xi Shao accepted this statement, and generously shared his experience in women's clothing with him, "Master...Siqing, it feels so strange to wear a skirt, it's chilly underneath."

Xi Shao lifted up the hem of her skirt and showed him her bare legs, "Look, look! Just touch it casually, and the skirt will fly up~"

"Don't lift your skirt, neither your own nor others'." Si Qing pressed his hand and carefully educated Zai Zai, who had no gender awareness.

The gender awareness is too weak, so it's no wonder Xi Shao.

For the past 5000 years, he lived in the fairy mountain in the form of a beast.

Divine beasts don't need to wear clothes, both Xi Shao and his friends are used to seeing each other honestly.

All the beasts don't understand love and desire, even if there are males and females, they don't think it matters.

Chi Shao, who grew up in this environment, of course has a weak sense of gender.But the school doesn't teach physiology, he always feels that there is no difference between men and women.

"Can't it be opened?" Xi Shaomeng asked.

"No." Si Qing replied, "Don't show the part covered by the skirt."

"Then what if it is blown up by the wind~" Xi Shao asked a new question as if he was a master.

"You can ask the clerk to bring you a pair of leggings. No one walks outside in just a skirt this season."

"That's right! You are amazing, you even know this~" Xi Shao poked his head out quickly and asked the clerk to give him a pair of leggings.

The leggings are quite thick with fleece inside, so you won't feel cold even if you wear them in winter.

But the disadvantage is that it is too tight, and Xi Shao can't get it in at all, so he can only ask Si Qing for help.

During the process of putting on his trousers, Si Qing accidentally touched Xi Shao's skin.No matter where he touched, Xi Shao would shrink back and couldn't stop laughing.

"It's so itchy hahahaha! Don't touch me, it's so numb, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"Why do my thighs itch?"

"I don't know, but every time you touch me, I feel so itchy."

After Xi Shaozheng'er answered the eight classics, she tugged at the hem of her skirt and said happily, "I'm ready! Does it look good?"

"Looks good, you still need a pair of shoes." Si Qing stared at his bare little feet.

This shop also sells clothes and accessories for Japanese high school girls, and it happens to have matching loafers.The clerk is very nice, and specially gave Xi Shao a pink bow tie, and helped him fasten it carefully.

"JK suits you so well!" The clerk praised sincerely, "It's so beautiful, it's more suitable than a girl."

"Because he is young, he should still be in middle school." The store manager came over and said.

Xi Shao touched his bow tie, "What does JK mean?"

The clerk immediately explained, "Female middle school student. Sailor uniform is also a kind of middle school student uniform."

——People often come to the store to buy sailor suits and play uniforms.

The clerk didn't have the nerve to say this, for fear of polluting the baby.

"I'm not a middle school student, I'm a student in a small class." Xi Shao corrected seriously.

"Okay, okay, elementary school student." Xi Shao's cuteness made her want to touch her head, the clerk resisted his desire, and suggested, "Do you want to wear a wig and light makeup?"

"It's not necessary," Han Jiangya said weakly, "Shaoshao is already very beautiful like this."

"What do you know? Women's clothing must be perfect, don't treat women's clothing casually!"

The author has something to say: 'Tan Chenyi didn't see the small bamboo shoots protruding. '

Xi Shao: This is slander!slander!Me, I'm not that small!