After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

As soon as the voice fell, the mobile phone hanging on his chest vibrated twice.

Han Jiangya sent a message, four sad and sad characters, and an exclamation point——

Shao Shao save me!

"Ah!" Xi Shao frowned, and quickly replied: What's wrong with you?

Bronze Vegetable Chicken Jackdaw Crow: I didn’t succeed yesterday, and I still have eight blind dates today

Bronze Vegetable Chicken Jackdawcrow: Come and save me!

After receiving the reply, Xi Shao immediately understood that this was the guest Si Qing mentioned.

But Han Jiangya's situation is quite special. He was originally a small mourner who changed his luck, so is he considered a guest?

Little friend Xi Shao thought for a few seconds, and finally decided to accept the business.

Repeat customers are also customers!

Shao Shao: Okay, where are you? I'll go there right away.

Soon, he received the location sent by Han Jiangya.

Xi Shao put away his cell phone, got into Si Qing's car again, and asked him to take him there.

Si Qing confirmed the address, and asked casually, "How are you going to save him?"

Xi Shao replied, "Of course it's to help him change his luck."

"Peach Blossom Luck?"

"..." Xi Shao fell silent. He remembered that he was not Hong Luan, and he would not know how to deal with love affairs at all.

In particular, Han Jiangya's situation is still rotten.

"Then what should I do? I promised him." Xi Shao said in a frustrated tone.

Si Qing was waiting for his words, and immediately said, "I'll go with you."

On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, at eight o'clock in the morning.

Many people's holidays are not over yet, but Han Jiangya is forced to start business early.

Although I am an only child, my parents have a lot of brothers and sisters, and a lot of relatives come here every Chinese New Year.

Chatting is noisier than the public game screen, and there is no way to block it.

It's okay if there's no way to block it, the two of them chatted and always involved others.

To this day, Han Jiangya still can't figure it out.

Why did the seven aunts and the eight aunts change the topic of conversation from "The second uncle retired to open a pig farm, and the old sow gave birth to eleven piglets in one litter" to "October seems to be Singles' Day, right?Xiaoya, do you have a date now? '.

After learning that he didn't have a partner, all the relatives in the family seemed to have finally found the joy of life and mobilized all resources to help him find a suitable girl.

From the first day of junior high school to today, Han Jiangya has seen countless girls, and his whole body is almost numb.

Leaving aside that he had no intention of falling in love at all, just introducing these girls by his relatives was enough for Han Jiangya.

At first, Han Jiangya, who had no experience in dating, planned to have a serious talk with the girl.As a result, he met four times in a row, which completely refreshed his three views.

The first woman is a teacher. She wears glasses and looks serious.

As soon as she sat down, she asked directly, "I heard from the introducer that you only have a high school degree, is that true?"

Han Jiangya quickly replied, "Yes. But I am because of work..."

"Don't make excuses! How many times has the teacher said that games can be played when you grow up, but you can only learn once. Knowledge is priceless! What can someone like you who only knows how to play games do for you? Is the game number one?"

"I..." Han Jiangya weakly defended, "I really became number one."

Also got several firsts.

Overall MVP.

grand slam.

The absolute god of the e-sports circle.

However, even though Han Jiangya has achieved outstanding results in the e-sports circle, the other party still disagrees.

Two people have different views, so of course they can't get together.

The second person is engaged in real estate sales and is very good at dealing with people.

He has a gentle personality, is articulate, and respects Han Jiangya's work.

Han Jiangya felt quite satisfied at first, and was ready to have an in-depth exchange with the other party.

Then--

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, the other party directly cut to the point and launched an offensive against Han Jiangya.

On a blind date, it is normal to launch an offensive when you meet someone who is close to your eyes.

However, the opponent's offensive was not emotional.

"You are still so young, and you have already achieved a successful career, which is really enviable."

"However, the golden period of e-sports professional players is only a few years, and the follow-up work is difficult to guarantee. It is better to make plans as soon as possible."

"It's a good choice to invest in a house. The several real estate projects I'm in charge of are suitable for investment or living in."

Han Jiangya waved his hand and said awkwardly, "Sorry, I have no plans to buy a house for now."

"Sooner or later, right? Now that housing prices are rising all the way, the sooner you buy, the sooner you earn."

"But I have a room at home..."

"The house belongs to your parents, and they will live in it for the elderly in the future. No matter how good your relationship with your family is, you have to move out when you get married. We have a discount for buying a wedding house here. For the sake of our relationship, we can give it to you again." How about a discount?"

In the end, Han Jiangya couldn't say no to her, so he reluctantly agreed to see the house in two days.

As for the blind date?Of course it didn't work.

The third one is young and is still a sophomore this year.

I usually like to play games and watch live broadcasts, and I know Han Jiangya, and I am still a diehard fan of him.

The girl pestered Han Jiangya to take a group photo, asked for his autograph, and then waved to him.

"Crow team, we are not suitable, I have too much filter on you." The girl said regretfully, "I like the absolute god in the e-sports circle. But if we are in a relationship, I will feel that you have become an ordinary person and will be disappointed of."

"Okay." Han Jiangya expressed his understanding, "Thank you for supporting me."

And the fourth woman was also the one who made Han Jiangya completely lose confidence in the blind date. She was an ordinary person.

The woman dressed up specially, put on exquisite makeup, and paid special attention to this blind date.

She has obviously been on blind dates many times, and she already has experience, so she made a request directly when they met.

"Hello, the person who introduced you probably told me." The woman said straight to the point, "I am basically satisfied with your conditions. But I hope that after we date, you can have a stable job and the salary should not be too low. More than [-] a month."

"Uh..." Han Jiangya couldn't keep up with her progress, so he said passively, "After I retire, I will stay in the team as a coach. The salary plus bonus should reach [-]."

"Okay, let's talk about my situation." The woman seemed to have already set up a blind date machine, and said very formulaically, "I am 26 years old, and my family feels that I am not young. So after the blind date is successful, I plan to have a Get married within the year, give birth to one child at the age of 28, and have a second child at the age of 30."

"Stop, wait..." Han Jiangya interrupted her next words, and said helplessly, "Sorry, you have planned too much, I am not ready yet."

"Which aspect is not ready?"

"Get married, have a baby, I'm not even ready for the blind date itself." Han Jiangya pinched his ears, "We are not suitable."

"Understood, goodbye." The woman left without saying a word of nonsense, carrying her bag.

Han Jiangya heard her high-heeled shoes stepping on the floor, thump, thump, and the sound became farther and farther away.

He felt a little heavy, with an indescribable depression.

In fact, Han Jiangya knew very well that the other party was not wrong.She chooses a blind date in order to choose a good husband and start a stable marriage.

As for whether there is love in marriage?Listening to what conditions she puts forward, love has been abandoned.

But Han Jiangya couldn't accept that model.He has no plans to fall in love now, and even if he does, he shouldn't follow the steps like that.

Han Jiangya leaned back in his chair, recalling his current life.

Very relaxed, very free, very happy.

Even if you play games with Xi Shao and get your accounts to the lowest rank one by one, you are still happy.

Why bother to get married?

Why should you change your life plan just because someone said 'when should you get married', 'when should you have a baby'.

You have to live for yourself. In life, happiness is the most important thing.

Han Jiangya no longer wants to go on a blind date.

However, the seven aunts and the eight aunts were too enthusiastic and filled up the blind date plan for the entire New Year holiday.

Han Jiangya had no choice but to send Xi Shao a message for help.

When Xi Shao arrived, the miserable Han Jiangya had already started the first round of torture.

He purposely chose a seat by the window so that Xi Shao could see himself without having to enter the shop.

"Ah! Yaya is there!" Xi Shao jumped out of the car and was about to run over in a hurry.

"Wait." Si Qing stopped him, "What are you going to do after you go in?"

"Take Yaya away!" Xi Shao replied.

Si Qing guessed this would happen, and reminded, "Why do you take him away?"

"..." Xi Shao fell into deep thought, "That's right, why?"

"So, don't be impulsive." Si Qing first stabilized Xi Shao, led him to the window, and inquired about the situation through the glass.

Xi Shao has good hearing, shaking his ears, and can hear the conversation inside clearly.

Han Jiangya looked embarrassed, and directly expressed his position, "I'm sorry, I really have no plans to get married or find a girlfriend."

"You're not getting married and you're not looking for a girlfriend. What are you doing on a blind date?" The woman with heavy make-up glared at him, rolling her eyes and asking.

"My family forced me to come here." Han Jiangya answered honestly.

"What do you mean forcing you to come? Listen to your tone, it's difficult for you to go on a blind date with me?" The woman exudes an aggressive aura, "I got up early in the morning to make up and do my hair in order to meet you, and you treat me like this?"

"I'm sorry, I wasted your time." Han Jiangya said sincerely, "I'll treat this meal as compensation for your loss, okay?"

"You want to get rid of me after just one meal? What about the feelings that were wasted by you?"

"……What do you want?"

The woman stretched out a hand, "Mental damage fee, 5000."

Han Jiangya: ...

The blind dates he met before were all quite normal, so that Han Jiangya ignored the possibility of encountering the best in blind dates.

Apparently, I just happened to meet a perfect person who is unreasonable and unforgiving.

"Okay." Han Jiangya didn't want to get entangled with the other party, but wanted to save money and eliminate disasters, and prepared to transfer money to the other party.

Seeing how generous he was, the woman rolled her eyes twice, and her attitude suddenly changed 180°.

"Oh, really? I was joking with you." The woman brushed her hair and said softly, "I just want to test you. You have a good personality, and I think we can develop further."

"Sorry, I don't have that plan."

"You can still be friends without getting married, right?" The woman winked at him, "In the future, I will often go out to eat and go shopping, and as time goes by, the relationship will be cultivated."

As she spoke, she rubbed Han Jiangya's feet under the table.

Han Jiangya got goosebumps, and prayed that Xi Shao would come and save him soon.

His prayer worked, and the next moment, the wind chime at the door of the restaurant rang, and Xi Shao came in from outside.

"Come in, there's a seat there!" Xi Shao came to the side of Han Jiangya, deliberately pretending not to know him, and asked, "Can I share a table with you?"

Before Han Jiangya could speak, the woman on the other side said impatiently, "Where is the child? Didn't you see someone else on a blind date? Get lost..."

Halfway through the word 'roll', she saw Si Qing coming in behind her, and her words turned around in her mouth.

"Sit down quickly, this child is so cute." The woman said with a pleasant face.

Han Jiangya:? ? ?

Why are you dating me? Let Sang Xiao take you into the entertainment industry.

The author has something to say: Si Qing, a tool person without emotion.

Crow's Joy: From King to Bronze.

Thank you everyone!