After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

Tan Chenyi has an important job today, so he can't skip work casually.

Mr. Qin's family has a small rice bucket, and every time he feeds Xi Shao, Tan Chenyi feels like he is on the verge of bankruptcy.Forced him to love his job and work hard, and after sending his cub to school, he rushed to earn money to support his family.

As Tan Chenyi said, the environment in the tutoring institution is really good.

The campus is spacious, clean and tree-lined, and the life teachers hired are younger and more beautiful than the other.

Xi Shao stood at the school gate with a small schoolbag full of snacks on his back, clutching the belt of the schoolbag, anxiously waiting for fate to play tricks on him.

"Hello, classmate Xi Shao." The beautiful life teacher walked towards Xi Shao and greeted him, "Mr. Qin told me the situation in advance, and you are welcome to join our school."

The teacher's tone was very gentle, and it didn't look scary, which made Xi Shao feel less conflicted in his heart.

Fortunately, Hinayana Huang originally thought that the teachers were ghosts with green faces and fangs.

The beautiful teacher didn't know that she almost became a ghost messenger, so she could still smile at Xi Shao, "You are going to school today for the first time, so let's get familiar with the school environment first. I asked the students in your class to show you around the school. "

The teacher turned sideways, called names, and said, "Fan Xiaolan."

"Here we come~" A boy with a slightly fat body and full of joy ran out from inside.

Fan Xiaolan seems to be about the same age as Xi Shao. Since she grew up abroad, she can only read and write Chinese characters, so she was sent here to make up lessons.

He is an acquaintance, and he extended his hand enthusiastically when we first met, "Hello, my name is Fan Xiaolan."

Xi Shao put his paw on his hand, shook it slightly twice, and announced his name, "My name is Xi Shao."

"Wow, it turns out that there are still people with the surname Xi, so they gain knowledge." Fan Xiaolan let go of Xi Shao's hand, and cheerfully took him to the school, "Come on, I'll show you around the school."

Xi Shao knew very little about human society, and at first he was afraid to speak out, fearing that he would reveal his identity by saying something wrong, so he would be arrested and sent to the research institute for dissection experiments tomorrow.

But Fan Xiaolan next to her talked too much and was broken, and she didn't have a brain, and she was free-spirited, saying whatever came to her mind.

Chatting and chatting, Xi Shao found that even if he said something wrong, the new classmates would probably not take it seriously, and the conversation box was completely opened.

——After all, Fan Xiaolan had two pink lollipops stuck in his head, and claimed to be a person with superpowers.

"Here." Fan Xiaolan took off the two superpower controllers and handed one of the lollipops to Xi Shao.He took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code to pay, and at the same time introduced, "This is a small school store. There are many kinds of snacks. You can come and buy whatever you want."

Seeing him unpacking a lollipop and putting it in his mouth, Xi Shao walked out of the small shop with a big grin in front of the boss, leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Don't you pay for everything you buy?"

"I gave it. Didn't you see the payment by scanning the QR code just now?" Fan Xiaolan dug out the payment record and waved it in front of him.

On the screen of the phone, there were only a few strings of indifferent numbers.

Xi Shao had never used a mobile phone before, and could not read the payment records, so he muttered, "What is scan code payment?"

In this era of QR codes everywhere, I have never heard of scanning codes to pay, which is really weird.

However, Fan Xiaolan did not become suspicious, and showed an expression of 'I understand you', "Xi Shao, you also grew up abroad, right? When I just came back, I found that everyone around me didn't carry cash, and I hated them." It’s not safe to use electronic money. After trying it a few times, it’s so delicious! It’s very convenient to scan the code, let me teach you.”

Fan Xiaolan demonstrated to him several times, the operation was not complicated, and Xi Shao quickly understood it.

Fan Xiaolan moved her fingers and exited the payment software.

Just at this time, a notification popped up in the top message box, and a piece of entertainment news was just pushed.

Stained artist Sang Xiao is leaving the entertainment circle for a while, netizen: Don't come back, let's go to the center of the earth! '

"Oh, Sang Xiao was hacked again." Fan Xiaolan muttered.

Sang Xiao?When Xi Shao heard these two words, he felt a little familiar.

He thought about it carefully, and finally remembered that in the days when he set up a stall, he often saw billboards with Sang Xiao's name written on them.

In memory, Sang Xiao had a face that was all about me.Domineering, extraordinarily arrogant.It made Xi Shao a little amazed, feeling that there are human beings so frivolous.

"What happened to him?" Xi Shao asked.

"I'm full of black material." Fan Xiaolan listed the most important ones, "On the Internet, it was said that Sang Xiao was suspected of taking drugs, beating the elderly, abducting little girls in the street, and a recording of him swearing full of swearing. It is rare in the entertainment industry. With top-notch acting skills, I was optimistic that he would become a best actor, but it was suddenly ruined."

"Bullying old people and children, that's really too much." Sang Xiao's face appeared in front of Xi Shao's eyes, and he asked again, "So, did he really do those things?"

"Who knows." Fan Xiaolan shrugged, "But it's true that he has a bad temper, and he doesn't even bother to greet him."

"how do you know."

"Huh? Didn't you hear before you entered school? Sang Xiao is also in our school." Fan Xiaolan poked open the push message and showed Xi Shao the specific content, "He left the entertainment industry for a while, mainly because he was coming to the school for classes. Recently Many freshmen are here for Sang Xiao. I thought you were too."

"I'm not." Xi Shao shook his head, disregarding the relationship, "I...uh... my brother sent me here, and asked me to work hard to reach the knowledge level of the nine-year obligation. I don't know Sang Xiao."

"Then if you meet Sang Xiao at school, stay away from him." Fan Xiaolan reminded, "Sang Xiao has a bad temper. Recently, he has been hacked every day, and his temper has become even worse. If you provoke him, he may strike. Beat you."

"Hit it, I..." As a ferocious and powerful ancient beast, I am not afraid at all!

Before Xi Shao could say the harsh words, she suddenly remembered that she was just a cub now.

Not to mention fighting, a grown male can make him roll around several times with a poke of his finger.

"Don't hit me, I'm so weak..." Xi Shao said mournfully with her ears drooping.

"Hahahahahahahaha! Don't worry, you are cute, who would have the heart to fight with you?" Fan Xiaolan stretched out his arms and hugged Xi Shao's shoulder affectionately, "The teaching building has been visited, where else do you want to go?" ?”

With bright eyes, Xi Shao spit out the two words he was thinking of, "Canteen!"

"So you're a foodie like me? I really can't tell, you're so thin." Fan Xiaolan glanced at Xi Shao's slender waist, then pinched her own stomach, and said in an envious tone, "If I have You're so skinny."

"Do you want to become thinner? You can." Hinayana Huang, who can make human's wish come true, silently decided to fulfill his wish.

But Fan Xiaolan didn't know it, and laughed at herself, "Forget it, I can't stand dieting and exercise, so I'm still getting fat. Let's go, I'll take you to the cafeteria.

Xi Shao originally wanted to say that he would definitely lose weight, and there was no need to go on a diet to lose weight.As a result, when I heard the word 'canteen', I opened my mouth, only to see a flood of saliva.

Legend has it that there are fried chicken, roast duck and steak cakes, and there is no limit to the cafeteria!

Heaven, here I come~

In order to meet the dining needs of students at various times, the school cafeteria will be open even for non-meal meals, but the types of food provided are relatively small.

Xi Shao saw the big characters of the cafeteria from a distance, and before he got close, he smelled the enticing fragrance, which made his stomach growl.

Ten meters away from the cafeteria, Fan Xiaolan barely stopped and said painfully, "Xi Shao, go by yourself. If I go to the cafeteria, I will definitely eat a lot...I can't get fatter."

Fan Xiaolan looked at the cafeteria that was close at hand, feeling a little desperate.

The farthest distance in the world is when the delicious food is in front of me, but I have to lose my fucking weight.

If only I could eat without getting fat!

Fan Xiaolan prayed to the heaven countless times.

"You won't get fat, trust me." Xi Shao tried hard to restrain the urge to rush to the cafeteria, and encouraged Fan Xiaolan to go with him.

"It's still early before meal time, and I can't have two meals in the morning." Fan Xiaolan was afraid that she would suffer from a series of obesity diseases such as hyperlipidemia and diabetes, so she shook her head resolutely to resist the temptation.Seeing that Xi Shao was a little disappointed, he quickly gave a guarantee, "Oh, I will accompany you for lunch, okay?"

"Noon...Okay." Xi Shao calculated the time, reluctantly decided to compromise, tugged at his sleeve and asked, "Will you really accompany me?"

"Really, you lied to me that I'm a puppy!" Fan Xiaolan swore a poisonous oath, finally satisfied Xi Shao, and slowly loosened his sleeves.

Seeing his sticky appearance, Fan Xiaolan was so cute that she trembled, and then said, "I will accompany you to eat at school from now on. From today on, you will be my best friend!"

"Friend..." Xi Shao muttered these two words, with a brighter smile, and nodded solemnly, "Well, good friend!"

After coming to human society, Hinayana Huang made his first friend.

He couldn't suppress his joy, he bounced into the cafeteria and bumped into the man who was about to come out.

"Ah..." Xi Shao dragged his tune and called out softly.

He is very light now, thin and weightless.

Being bumped back suddenly, the whole cub fell backwards uncontrollably.

Seeing that he was about to fall heavily to the ground, Xi Shao was so frightened that he closed his eyes tightly.

Although as an ancient divine beast, Xi Shao couldn't die casually.

But I am delicate and weak, so falling like this must be very painful.

—— Xi Shao's tears began to brew, however, the pain did not come as expected.

His arm was grabbed by one hand, and he pulled it hard in the opposite direction to maintain an upright position again.

A man's cold and arrogant voice sounded in his ears.

"Tsk, how many times have I said, don't approach me in this way." Sang Xiao's tone was full of disgust and disgust, his lips curled up coldly, his sharp eyes seemed to see through all the routines, "you fell in front of me, this matter If it is posted on the Internet, do I have another charge of bullying my classmates?"

"Ah? What crime? Thank you for holding me back just now." Xi Shao realized that the crisis was over, he patted his chest and slowly opened his eyes.

Then--

Seeing the bad luck in front of him, it is estimated that in a few days, he will be named as the commander in chief.

Ah, a lively little Sangsang!

The author has something to say: Cherish Sang Xiao who is now mad and proud, he will become the most popular sand sculpture comedian in the future.

Xi Shao: A new fan (dad) ticket (dad) has appeared~

The sour and green real card: When can I have a name?

Thank you everyone!Nine o'clock tomorrow!