After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

Deep winter mornings come late.It was foggy outside the window, as if it was still dark, especially suitable for sleeping in.

Xi Shao has already woken up.It's not Hinayana Huang's self-discipline in life, paying attention to the way of going to bed early and getting up early to keep healthy.

A long-haired canine, awakened by pure heat.

Originally, it should be an excellent opportunity for him to realize his own value in the cold weather.

However, human science and technology are too powerful. Even if the north wind is blowing and snowflakes are fluttering outside, the indoor temperature will always be more than 20 degrees, which is as warm as spring.Xi Shao buried herself under the quilt and fell asleep in the dark, almost becoming the first Cheng Huang to be steamed.

He opened his eyes in a daze, stretched his four claws, arched his back and stretched.

Xi Shao took a while to leave the soft and comfortable but hot bed, and kicked the quilt with his claws.The small body the size of a palm twisted and twisted into the bathroom, and jumped onto the sink on hands and feet.

He tried his best to turn the faucet to the blue direction, and the cold water immediately poured down on his face, immediately drenching the furry.

Cool!

Xi Shao sat in the cold ceramic washbasin, enjoying the cold water, feeling the dryness and heat dissipated little by little.

Xi Shao flushed enough cold water, reluctantly turned off the faucet, then shook his hair by the sink, water splashed everywhere.

Xiaocheng Huang has lived for more than 5000 years, and is more proficient in shaking hair than ordinary dogs, and soon half-dried his long hair.

It's just that the force of the throw is too much, and the result is a little dizzy.

Dazed, Xi Shao jumped off the sink, and walked out on the marble floor in a daze.

As soon as he got out of the bathroom, he pricked up his ears to hear a knock on the door.

"Xi Shao, are you awake?" Tan Chenyi asked outside.

Xi Shao was afraid that he would break in suddenly, seeing his majestic and fierce prototype, he was so frightened that he fainted.

So he didn't even care about drying his hair, and directly changed back to a human appearance, and hurriedly replied, "Wake up, wake up."

"Then I'm coming in." Tan Chenyi pushed open the door of the master bedroom, and saw the little boy who was picked up yesterday, standing there in wet clothes, with a strange expression.

"Why did you get yourself wet again? Don't you know how to use a jacuzzi?" Tan Chenyi felt helpless, walked over with long legs, and told him, "Take off your wet clothes quickly, so as not to catch a cold."

"Ah? I, I, I..." Xi Shao stuttered in fright.

Of course, Cheng Huang's body doesn't need to wear clothes. The clothes on his body are transformed from his own fur.

Tan Chenyi actually let him take it off? !

Humans are really scary, they actually want to peel and pluck their hair, woo woo woo.

Xi Shao thought about his shaved hair and ugly appearance, shrank back in fright, and sat down on the bed.

"Don't...forget it." Tan Chenyi sighed, being extra indulgent towards the young boy.

Anyway, the bed was already dirty, so discipline would be useless.Fifteen or sixteen-year-old rebellious children like Xi Shao are prone to rebellious psychology.

If you die without repentance, you will dare to do it next time.

Tan Chenyi rubbed the space between his eyebrows, and handed over the clean clothes, "Hurry up and change, breakfast is ready."

"Breakfast!" Xi Shao's eyes widened instantly, drooling wildly.

If he hadn't hidden his tail, this would definitely be swaying wildly under Tan Chenyi's nose.

"I know you're hungry, let's go." Tan Chenyi waved at him, and stayed to clean up the mess by himself.

Before he pushed open the bathroom door, he was ready to watch 99 sharks play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

As a result, the inside was not as messy as he had imagined.Except for some wetness around the washstand, other places are neat and tidy.

Unexpectedly, he also knows how to clean.Tan Chenyi's internal rating for Xi Shao slightly increased, from 0 to 0.5.

——The kind with a perfect score of 100.

The cub I picked up by myself was full of flaws: Illiteracy, overeating, lack of common sense in life, and taking over the master bedroom without authorization.

Think about it carefully, there is nothing but cuteness.

But it's not a big deal, cute enough.

Tan Chenyi bowed his head to the cute forces, shook his head and couldn't help laughing.

Since meeting Xi Shao, he has smiled more and more from the bottom of his heart. The dullness, depression, and anxiety in his heart gradually disappeared.

Maybe Xi Shao is right, he will really change his luck.

Tan Chenyi tidied up the washstand, turned around, and prepared to have breakfast with Xi Shao.

As a result, when he lowered his head, he saw a few water-stained plum blossom paw prints on the marble floor.

Plum blossom paw prints?

It must have been left by the dog.

Could it be that he didn't close the door properly yesterday and let the dog sneak into the house?

Tan Chenyi's deduction is well-founded. After all, there are no pets at home, so of course it's not the paw prints left by his cats and dogs.

Then, the suspect could only be a foreign dog.

Tan Chenyi instantly transformed into Sherlock Edogawa, squatted beside the paw prints, took out his mobile phone to take a photo, and studied several traces carefully.

The paw prints are so small that you can't find them unless you look carefully.

According to his deduction, the small animals that left paw prints should also be small in size.

miniature dog?

No, teacup dogs.

Tan Chenyi subconsciously stretched out his hand to estimate the size of the teacup dog.

Very, very cute, I really want to meet that puppy.

I don't know where it hid. Come back from get off work today, let's take a pack of dog food along the way.

Tan Chenyi was obsessed with looking for the dog, and he dawdled for a few minutes before coming out.

I thought that according to the speed at which Xi Shao devoured breakfast, breakfast had been completely wiped out.

As a result, he walked to the restaurant and saw that the tableware had not been touched.Xi Shao held his face in his hands, looked eagerly at the table full of food, and swallowed frantically.

"Are you waiting for me?" Tan Chenyi was quite surprised.

"Yeah!" Xi Shao nodded vigorously, "I want to wait for the owner to eat together!"

"Owner? Call me?" Tan Chenyi felt that this positioning was quite novel.

Judging from the relationship between the two, it is true that he feeds Xi Shao himself.

But calling it out directly always feels strange, like some kind of shame play.

"Yeah, don't you like that title?"

Tan Chenyi replied honestly, "It feels a little strange."

Xi Shao tilted his head and blinked at him, "Then what should I call you?"

Tan Chenyi thought for a while, and replied, "I'm 26 this year, ten years older than you. It's a bit old to be called uncle, let's call him brother."

What?Brother? ? ?

Do you know, I am obviously your wife and grandpa!

The five-thousand-year-old ancient mythical beast exploded in an instant, gearing up, intending to clarify its seniority with him.

Before the battle of seniority started, Tan Chenyi had already cut the top steak into small pieces and put it on Xishao's plate.

"Hungry? Hurry up and have breakfast."

Xi Shao was moved to tears in an instant, wagging his tail without integrity, and obediently called, "Brother~"

Wait, did you agree to let him be called Mrs. Grandpa?

Breakfast is a takeaway service from a nearby restaurant, a standard meal for two.Xi Shao licked the plate clean, still looking hungry.

Tan Chenyi had no choice but to pick up the phone again, and watched the child opposite him eat four servings of steak, three drawers of steamed buns, and two bowls of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, before he burped contentedly.

Xi Shao patted his stomach, raised his head, and Tan Chenyi handed over a small white box.

"What is this?" Xi Shao stretched out his hand and pulled it twice.

"You eat too much..." Tan Chenyi started.

Chi Shao became alert instantly, raised her face, and stared at him with tears in her eyes, "Because I eat a lot, are you going to throw me away?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Tan Chenyi curled up his finger and flicked it on his forehead.

"Aww..." Xi Shao covered her forehead aggrieved.

Tan Chenyi held the box in front of Xi Shao's eyes, and taught them one by one from left to right, "Children Jianwei Xiaoshi Tablets, is there any word you don't know?"

Xi Shao stared at the seven characters and wanted to shake his head.Noticing Tan Chenyi's expression, he nodded, "I know him."

"Very good." Tan Chenyi heaved a sigh of relief.

There are a few more words in Xishao's knowledge base, and at this speed, he will reach the level of a primary school student just around the corner.

Tan Chenyi urged Xi Shao to take the medicine, told him to put on a coat on the bed, and went out with him.

"Must wear it..." Xi Shao hugged the thick coat and asked expectantly, "Where are we going? Are we going out to eat fried chicken?"

"Just after breakfast, why do you want to eat fried chicken again?" Boss Tan suddenly felt that even if he was worth hundreds of millions, he might not be able to feed him enough.

So edible.

You were an idiot in your previous life, right?

"Fried chicken is delicious... So, where are we going?"

Tan Chenyi took the car keys, held Xi Shao's little hand, and walked out the door with him, before replying, "I'll take you to school."

go to school?

The fabled school? !

Xi Shao suddenly felt that the steak and steamed buns he ate just now were no longer delicious.

"I, can I not go?" Xi Shao asked pitifully, pulling at the corner of his clothes.

Of course Hinayana Huang never went to school.

The only thing he knows about the school is that when he set up a stall every day, he met countless students who were struggling with big schoolbags, and their faces were full of numbness from the vicissitudes of life.

They get up early and go dark, physically and mentally haggard. It seems that their bodies have been drained and their souls have been violated. They rush to morning reading like walking dead.

Since then, the 'school' has become the most terrifying place in human society in Xi Shao's heart.

The new owner actually wanted to send him to school, Xi Shao was extremely wronged.

Why are you doing this to me?I'm just a child over 5000 years old!

"No, you have to go." Tan Chenyi did not compromise, and his attitude was very tough, "You can't read basic Chinese characters, you will definitely encounter many problems in your daily life, and it will be difficult to find a job in the future. Even if you want to set up a stall outside, you can't even You can’t even write on the signboard, and the guests will laugh at you.”

Xi Shao said guiltily, "Signboard, at least, at least I got two words right."

"You still have the nerve to say it? Such a simple word, written crookedly, like a dog crawling."

"It's not a dog crawling!" Although the ancient mythical beast belongs to the canine family, Xi Shao strongly refuses to be tied to the dog.

"You don't want to be complained about, so go to school. I found a private teaching institution for you. The school environment is very good, the curriculum is very relaxed, and there is no homework after school." Tan Chenyi softened his voice and squeezed Xi Shao's palm , coaxing him patiently, "You are not required to take the Tsinghua University and Peking University, at least you must reach the level of nine-year compulsory education?"

Xi Shao's attitude was not as firm as before, but he was still reluctant to shake his arm, muttering softly, "You must go..."

"Otherwise, how about this." After all, Tan Chenyi was reluctant to persecute Zai Zai, and had no choice but to take a step back, "Go and try first, if you don't like the school and the teacher, let's go home, okay?"

Xi Shao hesitated and nodded, "Okay, what you said. If I don't like it, I won't go."

"Well, good boy." Tan Chenyi rubbed his hair, "I think you should like it. The tutoring institution provides lunch every day. The menu includes fried chicken, roast duck, steak, and various dessert ice creams, and there is no limit..."

Xi Shao's eyes lit up instantly.

fried chicken!

Roast Duck!

steak!

Dessert ice cream!

No, limit, quantity!

There seemed to be countless fireworks blooming in front of Xi Shao, the more he listened, the more moved he was, tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.

He took Tan Chenyi's hand and urged him impatiently, "Brother, hurry up, I can't wait to go to school~"

The author has something to say: Xi Shao: Really fragrant, I like school the most!

Mr. Tan: Teacup dog, I want to rua! ! !

Thank you everyone!More tomorrow at 6:[-]!