After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

"There is such an unspeakable relationship between them!"

Xi Shao’s idea is very simple.

Both Si Qing and Xiang Yin's identities are quite special and cannot be known to ordinary humans, so they have to be fooled.

But Zai Zai is pure in nature and doesn't understand the art of speaking with twists and turns.

He tried his best to get the topic out of the way, but unexpectedly, it made everyone pay more attention to the relationship between Si Qing and Xiang Yin.

A few surprised and curious gazes wandered back and forth between them...

As the parties involved in the scandal, the two non-human beings reacted calmly and let them look at them.

"Uh..." On the contrary, the people who eat melons are more embarrassed. Han Jiangya cleared his throat and said in a rather embarrassed tone, "Understand, understand, love is equal."

Sang Xiao looked at the ceiling for a while, and the wool carpet for a while, pretending to know everything.

And Tan Chenyi stared straight at Si Qing with sharp eyes.It was as if he was a scum in the world who was flirting with flowers and grass to attract bees and butterflies when he was pursuing his son.

Scumbag!

Shao Shao cannot be handed over to this kind of person!

"Xi Shao." Si Qing calmly called his Xiaocheng Huang, "You misunderstood everyone."

"What's the misunderstanding?" Xi Shaomeng blinked her eyes, "You two really can't talk..."

"Although I can't say it, but there is no such relationship." Xiangyin smiled softly, weak and beautiful, "I used to have some conflicts with Si Qing, so...cough, cough."

In the middle of speaking, Xiangyin suddenly coughed twice, as if he would vomit blood in the next second.

Han Jiangya and Sang Xiao hurriedly surrounded him with concern, "Are you all right? Drink some water and speak slowly."

"Don't worry, there's nothing serious." Xiangyin looked sideways at Si Qing, easily changed the topic, and changed the direction of the chat quietly, "So I'm single now, if you like me, you can be bolder."

The two single dogs originally only cared about Xiangyin, and didn't think about this place.

Hearing this, and smelling the faint fragrance of the man's body, he couldn't help being distracted.

"Yaoyao, Xiaoxiao!" Xi Shao hurriedly ran over and grabbed the two of them from behind, "I want to blow up balloons too, let's play together!"

Sang Xiao and Han Jiangya reacted, and naturally took Xi Shao as the first, and stayed away from Xiangyin to blow balloons with Zai Zai.

The single dogs didn't know it, and they almost fell into the trap of the devil.

Si Qing stopped in front of Xiang Yin, and sent him a message in a way that only two people could hear, "Xian Yin, I warned you."

"Shao Shao took the initiative to invite me." Xiang Yin raised his face, with an inexplicable smile on his lips.

Si Qing narrowed his eyes.

Xiangyin continued to provocate, "When you didn't show up, I had contact with him many times. Shaoshao would be touched and licked by me every time."

There was ice-coldness in Si Qing's eyes, and he looked at Xiang Yin coldly.

"It would be fine if you disappeared completely," Xiang Yin said softly, "In that case, Shao Shao will obediently be my pet."

"You dare to think about it." Si Qing sneered coldly, "After staying in human society for a long time, I have learned to daydream."

"Daydream? There is a saying among humans that dreams come true." Xiangyin asked slowly, "Siqing, it's useless for you to keep Shao Shao, why not let me?"

Si Qing narrowed his eyes, he was too lazy to look at him, every word he said carried weight, "Don't think about it, Xi Shao will always be mine."

Leaving this sentence behind, Si Qing strode towards Xi Shao.

Xi Shao is wearing pajamas and cat slippers, and there are two long rabbit ears on the cartoon pajamas, which looks very cute.

Although he is a boy, he likes cute and furry things very much, and Tan Chenyi is also keen on dressing up cubs so cutely.

But cute clothes and toys are almost all for girls.It was difficult for Tan Chenyi to find men's clothes, so he could only buy women's clothes for Xi Shao.

Fortunately, Xi Shao is short and petite, and can fit herself into all kinds of cute women's clothing.

Besides, except for the small skirt, it is difficult for him to distinguish men's clothes from women's clothes, and he is also very happy in daily women's clothes.

This rabbit pajamas is made of coral fleece, which is warm to wear and feels particularly good to the touch.

Especially the two long ears on the hat, which hang down to the waist when not wearing the hat, can make Xi Shao 1.8 meters instantly when wearing it.No matter what form it is, it makes others want to pinch his ears.

Now, Xi Shao squats in front of the box, rummaging through various balloons and decorative toys.

Han Jiangya and Sang Xiao squatted on his left and right sides, each holding Zai Zai's ear, playing with him in blowing balloons.

"Shao Shao wants to use a pump, or blow it up by himself?" Han Jiangya asked.

"Blow it yourself! Blow it yourself!" Xi Shao expressed his strong willingness to participate.

"Be careful when you blow it up yourself. If you blow it too big, it will explode." Han Jiangya gave him two small balloons the size of thumbs, which were the easiest to blow up.

Xi Shao took it and blew on the mouth of the balloon for a long time, but there was no movement at all.

"That's not the case, haven't you blown up balloons before?" Sang Xiao quickly corrected him in the correct way.

Xi Shao replied honestly, "I have never played with it before, nor have I played with other toys."

Zai Zai's childhood life was so miserable that he didn't even have any toys.

Sang Xiao secretly stared at Si Qing, and silently insulted him:

Stingy!mean!If you don't even buy toys, do you deserve to raise children?

Secretary: ...

He recalled that when Xi Shao was really young, the growth period lasted for hundreds of years, and he had endless energy every day.

In order for Xiaocheng Huang to grow up happily, Si Qing invited him many divine beasts to play with Xi Shao in turn.

As a result, when he was playing with the little dragon cub, he broke one of his horns.

Before the little dragon grows new horns, it has been a unicorn for hundreds of years.

He played with Fenghuang Zaizai, pulled off the most beautiful feathers from Fenghuang Zaizai's tail, and was so angry that Fenghuang Zaizai never associated with Xiaocheng Huang again.

As for the other little beasts, let alone.During that time, Si Qing would receive complaints from the owners of the beasts every day, asking him to be responsible for his own beasts.

Finally, after Xi Shao harmed the entire world of beasts, no one wanted to play with him.

Si Qing could only accompany Hinayana Huang every day, teaching him to read and write.

However, Xi Shao's scumbag gene has been deeply rooted since thousands of years ago. When he reads a book, he feels sleepy, and some words are difficult for him.

As a result, every time Xi Shao saw Si Qing coming, he would hide in the depths of the forest and play hide-and-seek with his master.

Later, Xi Shao passed through the cub stage smoothly, and his temperament became a little more stable, and Si Qing was finally able to end the years of tormenting each other.

Unexpectedly, after thousands of years, my pets began to rejuvenate again, and with the rebellious period, the symptoms were even more troublesome than before.

Alas, providence.

Xi Shao followed the method Sang Xiao taught him, and blew out a few balloons, happily like a child of more than 5000 years.

Seeing how happy he was, Han Jiangya took out a long sausage balloon and blew it up to make a puppy shape.

"The puppy is so cute!" Xi Shao happily took the puppy, shouting that he wanted to learn.

Han Jiangya has always doted on him and taught Xi Shao patiently.As a result, after working hard many times, after popping a big bag of balloons, Xi Shao still twisted the puppy's head off every time.

"Shaoshao, you..." Han Jiangya felt sorry for the dogs under his hands.

"Why can't I pinch it well?" Xi Shao depressedly faced the broken balloons all over the place.

Hinayana Huang once again proved with facts that he knows nothing but eating, he is weak and unique.

"Shaoshao." Tan Chenyi called him in time, "It's time for breakfast."

"I'm coming~" Xi Shao instantly forgot about the countless dogs that he had pinched to death, got up and ran towards Tan Chenyi, flicking his long rabbit ears behind his back.

After breakfast, Sang Xiao also had an announcement for a video interview. He temporarily borrowed Mr. Qin's office and closed the door to connect with the reporter.

Han Jiangya made an agreement with his family that he had to go home first to meet the New Year's Eve dinner specially prepared by his mother for Shao Shao.

As the host, Tan Chenyi is responsible for receiving the guests who come to the house.Because there are very few things at home that can entertain guests, he decided to go out and do some shopping.

In a blink of an eye, there were only three non-human beings left in the huge living room.

Xiang Yin and Si Qing sat on the chairs on either side, and Xi Shao sat cross-legged in the middle, holding a bag of potato chips in his hand, gnawing on them.

"Hey, you..." Feeling the strange silence in the air, Xi Shao tried to share the snacks with them, "Do you want some potato chips?"

"No need." Secretary Si refused.

Xiang Yin stared at him, and asked softly, "Shao Shao, are the potato chips delicious?"

"Yeah, delicious!" Xi Shao said immediately.

"Then let me taste it." Xiang Yin tasted a little, but didn't think it was very delicious, but still praised him a few words.

"Do you still want to eat?" Xi Shao sat up and talked to him happily, "I also have cakes, puddings, and cookies, all of which are delicious. If you want something spicy, Yaya gave it to me last time." I bought spicy strips, which are also delicious, but too spicy."

Xianyin made a 'hmm' sound, and ate some of the snacks that Xi Shao brought.

Xi Shao ate up all the rest, and happily shared his food experience with him, completely leaving Si Qing aside.

Si Qing's eyes darkened and his expression became colder and colder.

It seems that he really wants to hold Xi Shao down, and see how his brain circuit grows.

I have taught myself so many times, don't get close to demons.

He just slipped out for a few days, he forgot all about it, and even became friends with Xiang Yin.

When Xiangyin was eating snacks, he kept thinking: Hinayana yellow is the best.

He made no secret of his evil intentions, but as a result, Xi Shao, an idiot, leaned over unsuspectingly.

"Xi Shao." Si Qing stopped him in a cold voice.

Hearing this voice, Xi Shao couldn't help shaking.

Master is angry?

Usually, Si Qing's voice is calm and breezy, as if he can't hear his temper.

Only when Xi Shao got into trouble, he would call him by his name in this tone.

The reverence for the master is deeply rooted in Xi Shao's bones.He shrank his neck in fright, and looked at Si Qing cautiously.

"Master..." Xi Shao called weakly, not understanding why he was angry at this moment.

He wasn't angry when he sneaked out.

When he was found again, he was not angry.

Xi Shao thought that the master didn't intend to punish him, so he became more and more lawless, and even beat him several times.

But today, I didn't do anything, and I didn't say too much. Why was Si Qing angry?

"Come here." Si Qing ordered.

"..." The rebellious child was originally reluctant, but thinking about the consequences of making his master angry, Xi Shao obediently leaned over.

Xiang Yin sat opposite, looking at Si Qing for a long time, thinking about how he would teach Xi Shao a lesson.

If Si Qing bullies him too hard, his chance will come.

At that time, if he brought Hinayana Huang back to the Demon Realm, Si Qing would definitely not be able to find him again.

Xi Shao leaned over, stayed close to him, and called softly, "Master."

"You don't have to call me master now," Si Qing said.

"I, I... oh." Xi Shao's chest felt heavy, fog appeared in his eyes, and he felt extremely wronged.

The author has something to say: Xi Shao: [Crazy to hold grudges! ]

Si Qing: ... Can you wait for me to finish speaking?

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