After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

School breaks early and final exams come early.

With more than a month left before the Chinese New Year, the head teacher took out the exam schedule and held a pre-exam mobilization meeting for Class A.

"Our school's final exam is divided into two parts: compulsory and elective. The compulsory exam is the three main subjects that must be taken, Chinese, Mathematics, and English. You can freely choose whether you want to take the exam or not for the rest of the subjects."

"The results of this final exam will determine whether you can be promoted next semester. Please cheer up, students."

Xi Shao leaned over and secretly asked his deskmate, "What class are you promoted to?"

Fan Xiaolan: "Shaoshao, haven't you read the admission manual? Our school is divided into three levels: small, middle and high school. Our small class is mainly for basic education. But basic education also has grades. Just like the third grade of junior high school, it must be more difficult than the first grade of elementary school. So the small class is divided into three classes, Class A is the most basic enlightenment stage, Class B is equivalent to the level of elementary school graduation, and Class C has already started the sprint for the high school entrance examination.”

"Oh!" Xi Shao continued to ask, "Then how can I get promoted?"

"The entry standard for class A is very low. If you get 80 points in all the required subjects, you can be promoted."

80 points, is it low?

Obviously sixty points is enough to pass!

Xi Shao bowed his head silently, took out his report card of the last quiz from the table, glanced at it secretly, and quickly stuffed it back.

Very good, the total score is less than 60.Even if you live another 5000 years, don't try to get promoted.

Sang Xiao and Fan Xiaolan play around with Xi Shao every day, of course they know about Zai Zai's study.

In order for Xi Shao to hand over a beautiful report card and meet the parents' expectations.So, they came up with a bad idea——

On the day of the final exam, the first subject is Chinese.

Xi Shao's language is barely considered a strong point, at least he can understand the topic.Unlike the English next door, Xi Shao can't understand that kind of gibberish Western spells at all.

Hinayana Huang held the pen, stumbled and scribbled on the test paper, trying to answer the questions with difficulty.

Time passed by, and the exam was coming to an end, and there were still many gaps in Xi Shao's test paper.

"Hey, Xi Shao." Sang Xiao, who was obliquely behind, paid close attention to Xi Shao's answers, and wrote all the questions that Zai Zai had not written on the note.

Then he rolled the note into a ball, called him, and threw it at him with the invigilator behind his back.

Sang Xiao thinks that her accuracy is very high, and she will definitely be able to successfully hand over the cheat sheet to Xi Shao.

As a result, the paper ball was still performing a parabola in the air, and the small horn in front of the classroom rang.

"Student Sang Xiao, don't you know that our school has remote proctoring equipment? Pick up your little note!"

"Your behavior is not helping Xi Shao, but harming him. Even if classmate Xi Shao gets a good score in this exam, will it help him in his future life?"

"Also, even this kind of exam has to be cheated. The teacher is very disappointed in you and punishes you both to repeat the grade next year."

Sang Xiao: ...

Why is the elementary school level exam even more stringent than the college entrance exam, and even use a small speaker.

Do you think I don't want to lose face? !

Half an hour later, there was a new entry on the real-time hot search list.

#桑晓 handed a cheat sheet to a classmate and overturned the car, and was named and criticized by the small speaker#

The details of the hot search are happy to hear again hahahaha.

The most popular sand sculpture in the entertainment industry is indeed you.

Because of Xi Shao's left and right wingmen, Sang Xiao and Fan Xiaolan were sanctioned by Xiao Trump one after another, and there was no way to pass notes to him.

The helpless classmate Xi Shao can only run naked in the exam and face the storm with real grades.

At the end of the final exam, the teachers of each subject corrected the test papers and distributed them to the students, asking them to take them home for their parents to sign.

Xi Shao glanced at the score secretly, and immediately covered the score with his hands, for fear that the students around would see it.

He asked the teacher pitifully, "Do I have to sign the parents?"

"Yeah." The class teacher answered cruelly, and emphasized, "I know that some students in the class will imitate their parents' signatures in an attempt to get away with it. But Xi Shao, you definitely won't, the teacher believes in you."

Xi Shao gained the teacher's trust and was moved to tears.

——Actually, the teachers are very clear.

Xi Shao's classmate's handwriting is very strange, and there must be no other uglier in the world.

If he imitated his parents to sign, Mr. Qin would definitely be furious, and would chase Xi Shao all over the street with a feather duster in his hand.

At the end of the last class of this semester, Xi Shao dawdled home with a small schoolbag on his back.

Tan Chenyi had a rare rest today, so he stayed in the living room, waiting to welcome his son's report card.

"Brother..." Xi Shao pushed open the door, first poked his head in to check the enemy's situation, and asked tentatively, "How are you feeling today?"

"It's okay." Ever since meeting Xi Shao, Tan Chenyi has been in a good mood every day.

"Then...then if I disappoint you, will you kick me out?" Xi Shao pouted and asked cautiously.

Looking at his appearance, Tan Chenyi had already guessed the ending.

He waved to Xi Shao and called Zai Zai in.

"Come in quickly, you keep the door open, the cold wind is blowing in." Tan Chenyi urged, "Don't worry, I don't have high hopes for you, bring the report card here."

Xi Shao hesitated and took out the report card.Before handing it over, he shrank his hands again, and confirmed with Tan Chenyi again, "You promise you really won't hit me?"

"Shao Shao, when did I hit you?" Tan Chenyi glared at him, snatched Xi Shao's report card for this semester, and took a rough look——

Language: 24

Math: 13

English: 1

... 1 point, did you get it with your feet?

Tan Chenyi clenched his fingers and held the report card firmly.

Xi Shao noticed the owner's suppressed temper, and he was so frightened that he hid back, leaning against the wall and trembling.

Tan Chenyi lowered his head and was checking his test paper.

Xi Shao couldn't see his expression clearly, thinking that his brother was very angry, and the animal instinct drove him away from the storm.

Then--

Xi Shao heard the suppressed laughter, which became louder and more obvious.

Tan Chenyi held his test paper, his shoulders trembled, and he couldn't stop laughing.

"Shaoshao, come here." Tan Chenyi waved his hand, called someone over, held up the test paper and said, "Read your ancient poems and essays silently."

"Oh." Xi Shao cleared his throat, and recited with emotion, "Whoever eats Chinese food, it has all the flavors and tastes."

"Hahahaha!" Tan Chenyi couldn't help clapping his hands, "I didn't expect you to have the talent to compose poetry, and your mistakes are very fluent. Don't be dazed, keep reading."

"Flying down three thousand feet, my brother asked me to wipe my saliva."

Tan Chenyi had already laughed silently.In the 26 years of his life, he had never laughed so presumptuously.

Mr. Tan finally regained his language ability and changed a test paper, "Let's look at the math paper again. 24×5, why do you think it is equal to 5?"

"Because there is a wrong number after 24!" Tan Chenyi said with reason and evidence, "I have learned it before! If you make a mistake, just type the wrong number, and it will not be counted before. 5 is equal to 5, that's right!"

"It makes sense, you're so smart." Tan Chenyi boasted a few words before explaining to him the correct way to solve the problem.

Mathematics is okay, Xi Shao can basically understand, but English is completely ignorant.

After Tan Chenyi finished reading 26 letters, Xi Shao had already dozed off three times, feeling drowsy the whole time.

His foundation is too weak, and it is obviously difficult for strong cubs to get [-] points in the test in a short period of time.Tan Chenyi understood that 'you can't become fat if you eat in one sitting', so he didn't continue to embarrass Xi Shao, but instead brought up a topic he was interested in.

"Shao Shao, the address of the transfer shop I told you about a few days ago has already been chosen."

Sure enough, when Xi Shao heard about his own store, he immediately opened the coffin, "Really? I can open a store now?"

Tan Chenyi nodded, "Well, according to your request, it will open in a few days."

"Wow!" Xi Shao jumped up and down happily, and couldn't wait to visit the shop.

Tan Chenyi raised his wrist, looked at the time, and agreed, "Okay, I'll take you there later. I'll open a can for Beibei first. It didn't know where it was hiding, and I didn't come out all morning. "

"Okay, okay...wait!" Xi Shao pressed Tan Chenyi and asked, "I'll feed Beibei! I know where he is."

"Okay," Mr. Tan took out the can and handed it to him, and said softly, "Here, this is canned dog food, don't steal it again."

Xi Shao's face was flushed with embarrassment, and he muttered softly, "I, I didn't steal it."

"But..." Seeing his blushing face, Tan Chenyi squeezed it with a smile, "Well, you didn't steal it."

Xi Shao felt extremely guilty, and brought the canned food into the bedroom, but did not secretly eat it as usual.Instead, he hid the canned food in the closet, planning to secretly give himself extra meals when Tan Chenyi wasn't paying attention.

Seeing the canned meat but not being able to eat it, Xi Shao felt very depressed.

Have modern humans evolved?One or two noses are so sharp, do you all belong to dogs?