After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

"Ugh... ah... so uncomfortable."

In the early morning, Xi Shao turned over in a daze in his sleep, and rolled off the small sofa.

Fortunately, there were soft carpets around, so the fall didn't hurt, which happened to make Xi Shao wake up.

Half asleep and half awake, Xi Shao squinted his eyes, feeling dizzy and uncomfortable, experiencing an unprecedented chaos.

Xi Shao felt that her eyes were very dry, as if she had cried in a dream.But he belongs to the type of drunken fragments, completely forgetting the content of the dream.

"Hmm..." Xi Shao curled up, and subconsciously arched to the side twice, trying to relieve the pain.

Footsteps sounded next to him, accompanied by a long sigh.Tan Chenyi's voice came into his ears, "Oh, I guessed it would be like this. It's the middle of the night, you really know how to make trouble."

As he said that, Mr. Qin bent down to pick up the child and put him on the sofa covered with fur.

He sat down, let Xi Shao rest on his lap, and rubbed his forehead with two fingers.

Tan Chenyi has a wealth of experience in entertainment and has been forced to hangover countless times, so he knows how to take care of the little drunk.

He pressed and kneaded with moderate strength, which soon made Xi Shao feel comfortable humming.

"Is it still uncomfortable?" Tan Chenyi asked.

Xi Shao rubbed against his arms, "It's better."

"Okay, then let's talk about business." Tan Chenyi withdrew his hand, and the kind old father turned into a violent and strict father in minutes, "Xi Shao, I should have warned you? Children are not allowed to drink. What happened? You actually took my words Be deaf to the wind?"

Xi Shao noticed that his brother was angry, so he immediately opened his eyes in fright, got up and knelt down beside Tan Chenyi, shivering slightly from his scolding.

"I was wrong..." Xi Shao looked at Tan's old father timidly, and explained weakly for himself, "You said children can't drink, but I'm not a child anymore."

"Huh?" Tan Chenyi raised his eyebrows.

A 15-year-old kid, what are you doing to yourself?

Look at him, thin and small, white and tender, he looks like he needs to stay in a greenhouse, he is estimated to be a kid in five or six years.

"I, I...well, I'm a child." The 5000-year-old ancestor gave in and explained, "I always remember your words, so I didn't plan to drink."

Tan Chenyi's expression turned pale, and he asked, "What happened next?"

"Later, I ate up all the stocks of the celebration banquet, and even drank the juice, but I was still a little hungry. Then Yaya's teammates sneaked over and handed me a bottle of green drink, saying that it was very delicious and let me try it. Then , Then..." Xi Shao swallowed, and told Tan Chenyi seriously, "It's really delicious."

"Xi Shao!" Tan Chenyi became more annoyed the more he listened, he pinched Xi Shao's ear and said loudly, "Don't eat food or drink from strangers, remember?"

"Remember, remember!" Xi Shao quickly shrank back, avoiding the offensive of the magic sound.

Canines have a keen sense of hearing, and Tan Chenyi got so close that every word seemed to be poured into his brain.

Xi Shao rubbed his ears, drooped his head, and felt sorry for himself.

My brother yelled at me so loudly, he must not love me anymore...

Woohoo, I want to run away from home!I'm packing my bags now, and I'm leaving in 100 years, so you can never find me!

"Forget it, I'll let you go this time first." Seeing his pitiful appearance, Tan Chenyi still couldn't cruelly criticize him.

He took two deep breaths and hooked his fingers towards Xi Shao.

Afraid that he would yell at herself again, Xi Shao shook her ears and covered her hands before carefully leaning over.

"What? Did it hurt just now?" Tan Chenyi opened Xi Shao's claws, leaned over to check Xi Shao's ears carefully, and rubbed them gently for him.

He barely exerted any strength, and it was impossible to pinch Zai Zai.

But seeing Xi Shao's appearance of 'being greatly wronged', Tan Chenyi leaned over and blew him lightly.

The warm wind hit, Xi Shao felt his ears were a little itchy, but it was very comfortable.

"Does it still hurt?" Tan Chenyi asked softly.

Xiaocheng Huang shook his head, was coaxed in an instant, and got into his arms and rubbed.

My brother is so kind to me!Xi Shao was filled with bubbles of happiness, and decided to withdraw the idea of ​​running away from home.

"Shao Shao, you've become more and more fond of acting like a baby lately." Tan Chenyi rubbed his hair, held the young boy down, and remembered the important matters that he didn't have time to discuss with him yesterday.

Tan Chenyi: "By the way, I was going to ask you on the phone yesterday, do you want to open a shop?"

"Open a shop?"

"Well. When I first met you, you stayed at the street stall all the time."

"That's right!" Xi Shao mentioned the transshipment stall, his mood became depressed, and he muttered in a dull voice, "But I set up the stall for three days, and I only met you as a customer, and the others didn't believe me."

"Cough." Tan Chenyi coughed awkwardly.

In fact, at the very beginning, he was dubious about the transfer ability of little friend Xi Shao.

Xi Shao is too young, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a child messing around.Tan Chenyi has also seen a gold-medal Fengshui shop. Those Fengshui masters have a ritual for transferring luck, and they will also invite many strange magic weapons. It is very mysterious to pretend to be gods and ghosts.

In contrast, the small transfer booth is simple and crude, it looks like a child's play house, and of course there is no way to fool customers.

"Shaoshao, do you want guests?"

"I want to! Of course I want to!" Xi Shao nodded vigorously, expressing his desire for the guests.

When he sneaked out, he originally wanted to bring auspiciousness in the world and let everyone have luck with the ancient gods and beasts.

Of course, it's impossible for Xi Shao to treat everyone the way he treats Tan Chenyi, helping him to change his fate against the heavens.

But ordinary humans only need a little contact with Xi Shao, and their luck will improve.Minor ailments and minor disasters will soon disappear, Weibo retweets will win prizes, and you can find a partner to increase your chances of getting out of the order.

Xi Shaomei thought: After everyone discovers Chenghuang's supernatural powers, they will definitely worship and worship him.

Tan Chenyi saw that his expression was getting blurred, and he didn't know what daydreaming he was doing.

Oh, it's not dawn yet, let's dream and dream.

"Shaoshao," Tan Chenyi woke him up, and put forward his own idea, "If you want, I can invest in opening a transshipment store for you. Choose the most prosperous store in the best location, and then ask the advertising team to promote it for you."

"Do you still want to advertise?" Xi Shao tilted his head and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "No, I just need a small store. And the location of the store can't be too conspicuous, because transshipment is always random thing."

"Okay." Tan Chenyi nodded to express his understanding, everything is up to his son.

The two of them discussed some details about opening the store, and after the agreement was reached, Tan Chenyi spread his hand towards Xi Shao, "Where's that piece of paper you wrote for 10 minutes?"

After a few seconds of petrification, Xi Shao realized that Tan Chenyi was referring to the white paper that Xi Shao tore off from the transfer booth when they met.

"It's in my schoolbag, I'll bring it here!" Xi Shaoguang ran into the master bedroom on his heels, quickly found the white paper, took it out and put it in Tan Chenyi's palm, "Here, why do you want this?"

Tan Chenyi shook the paper, "I'll make a signboard for you."

"Ah? Do you use these three characters?" After studying for half a month, Xi Shao already knew that the characters written by her claws were ugly.

If that signboard is still used, the guests will probably be scared away.

"What's your expression? Weren't you very proud at the beginning?" Tan Chenyi deliberately teased him.

"It was at the beginning, but now I already know how to write!" Xi Shao beeped loudly.

After half a month, Xi Shao gradually got used to the feeling of writing by hand.

Although the writing is still ugly, at least it is better than the one crawling out of the dog's paw!

"Really learned?"

"Yeah!" Xi Shao nodded vigorously.

Tan Chenyi waited for his words, and took the time to say, "Then you prove it to me."

Xi Shao blinked, "How do I prove it? Do you want to write it again?"

"No, there's a better chance." Boss Qin raised his lips, as if talking about big business, "Your school will have a final exam next week. Shaoshao, I'm looking forward to your results."

end of term...

examination.

Xi Shao, who could only score 19 in the test, burst into tears.