The great god of time travel system

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the baby store has been successfully activated. The store provides all baby services, and rewards a bottle of system brand warm milk. 】

[Ding, this system has many other functions, the host is welcome to actively discover them. 】

For Wu Yan, the gospel-like cold mechanical sound of the system suddenly appeared in his mind, and then there was an unknown bottle of milk on the white leather sofa beside Wu Yan.

Guessing that the products produced by the system should be high-quality goods, and a dead horse should be a living horse doctor, Wu Yan stuffed the pacifier into the ruddy little mouth of his newly appointed son who was still crying softly without hesitation.

Then I saw a certain uncooperative little bun smacking it a few times, and finally stopped crying, holding a milk bottle thicker than a small arm in her white and tender little hand and happily babbling...

Huh, Wu Yan was also greatly relieved at this point, and finally stopped crying. It seems that he doesn't need to call an ambulance anymore!

Taking advantage of the rare opportunity to rest, Wu Yan began to browse the suddenly activated baby store, thinking silently in his mind: open the baby store.

A row of lists suddenly appeared in front of Wu Yan. There were five categories: food, clothes, toys, supplies, and reading materials.

Wu Yan, who was very prescient, didn't read it carefully, but only had a rough understanding, and had to admit that if you ignore the terrible price behind, you just want to train your son to be a genius, then there is no problem.What primary genetic nutrient solution, infant enlightenment hormone, fresh breast milk... and vitamin ABC that are directly suitable for infants and young children, all products are guaranteed to have no side effects and are effective, and 100% absorption by babies is guaranteed...

How is it like an advertisement?

When Wu Yan saw the special note in the system, it was hard not to feel this way.

Looking at the well-behaved little bun nestled in Wu Yan's arms after eating and drinking, Wu Yan couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch his tender face, it was so white, tender and delicate, it had a smooth touch like stroking fine silk, making him feel He couldn't put it down instantly.

The little bun in Wu Yan's arms waved his little hand in dissatisfaction and wanted to wave it away, but it was a pity that he was Wu Yan's opponent. He felt anxious, his small face wrinkled, his small mouth pouted, and his small eyes began to brew...

"Be good... Be good... Don't cry, don't cry... Be good..." Wu Yan, who was self-indulgent, immediately coaxed him in a hurry.

It was hard to get the little ancestor in his arms to smile again. Wu Yan breathed a sigh of relief and didn't dare to let go. He just adjusted his posture slowly and slightly. As soon as his son shrugged his mouth and stopped immediately, the news of 12 spirits Observe, after there is nothing wrong, slowly and carefully adjust the posture...

Wu Yan, who finally freed one hand, held the little bun with one hand, typed the keyboard with one hand, and took care of the mouse, and then started searching for recruitment information online.The current reality tells him that he must find a nanny, otherwise he will go crazy before his son grows up.

Go online and apply for a job position on a large recruitment website, deduct a certain fee from the joint card, and then fill in your own requirements seriously. There are no requirements, as long as you are patient, have a certain degree of education, and like children. I'm still a bit of a clean freak...and some medical knowledge...

Medical knowledge is a must. It's not that Wu Yan is cursing his own children. The problem is that children don't get sick, their resistance is weak, and their immune system is not perfect.

In case my son gets sick and has a fever and doesn't know how to deal with it, what can I do? Who will blame it if it burns out?Although the system has antipyretics, the problem is that I have no money now... No... What currency do I use to buy the system?Renminbi?Game currency?United currency?

No wonder Wu Yan was confused. It only marked the price on it, not the currency used for the price. Wu Yan reckoned that if the United Coin could be used, it would be a big deal.

(From now on, the content of {} means the silent brainwave transmission by Wu Yanyu system, so no special explanation will be given.)

{System, exchange for a high-grade crib. }The system shows that the above price is 3000, which is suitable for infants under 5 years old. The crib comes with an alarm system and a washing function to ensure the safety and tidiness of infants.

[Are you sure to exchange for a premium crib. 】

{Sure. }

[Exchanging high-grade cribs... Sorry, the exchange was unsuccessful.The current host has a popularity point of 0.]

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the popularity point system has been successfully activated.Reward 10 Popularity Points. 】

What can I buy at 10 o'clock?When Wu Yan saw a bottle of warm milk asking for 1 popularity point, he burst into tears...

{System, is there any way to get popularity points? }

[Ding, the corresponding system has not been activated yet, the host is asked to explore by himself. 】

Although he somewhat guessed the system's answer, Wu Yan couldn't help but get angry when he really heard this cold answer. Damn, I don't want to be such a bully.

Taking a deep breath, suppressing the desire to kill, no, it was the desire to smash iron, Wu Yan ordered himself to calm down, he should recruit first, the son is the most important thing.

After spending more than half an hour, Wu Yan finally wrote all his requirements and posted them on a recruitment website. After that, he waited for others to contact him.

Looking at the sleepy little bun in his arms who started to snore, Wu Yan hurriedly put him to sleep, recalling how his mother put his little brother to sleep, shaking his hands gently.Wu Yan can't sing nursery rhymes, nor can he sing any lullabies, so he had to come up with an adapted version of "Only Dad is Good in the World". easy! ! !

After finally coaxing the little bun to sleep, Wu Yan had time to reflect on the ultimate goal of the system—to cultivate a great god?And was he raised by a great writer?That is to open a hole to write a novel?

Well, he really likes to read novels, um...he likes to read, but he can only read, not write! ! !If Baidu Wenku followed him through time travel, then there would be no problem, Jin Yong, Gu Long, and other god-level figures can write a few articles at random... But the problem is that they didn't follow! ! !Could it be that he couldn't write it himself?

Well, this is too embarrassing for someone who has always failed in high school composition! ! !

However, no matter what, recalling the situation of activating the system several times, Wu Yan resolutely decided to register the author's name first.

After logging onto the C-country section of the Lianhe Literature Network, Wu Yan clicked on Author Application, and then entered the name he had been thinking about for a long time—Abyss Pirates.

Then the system prompt popped up, Wu Yan entered his joint number (that is, the ID number of our world) according to the prompt, set a password, and then the system prompted the author to upload his own work within 3 days, otherwise the author number will be deleted.

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the main line system has been successfully activated, and the master cultivation system has officially opened.A random card will be drawn as a reward. 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the other world library has been successfully activated, the host has three chances to draw a book every day, and each time a random book will be obtained.Reward a random book. 】

random book?

The first thing Wu Yan thinks of is the old, long and boring books in his school. He still remembers that his homeroom teacher requires everyone to borrow at least one book a week, and Wu Yan, who has always been 'obedient', treats the borrowed books as Before going to bed, Wu Yan, who is still full of energy in his adolescence, reads it as soon as he touches the bed, and falls asleep as soon as he reads it. It is extremely effective, even catching up with sleeping pills.

Thinking of this, Wu Yan still clicked to use the 'Random Book', and then there was a 'bang', and a beautiful and delicious "Playboy" appeared in front of Wu Yan, with tattooed and naked men and women in all kinds of enchanting poses. Wu Yan was entangled in his posture, and Wu Yan was refreshed and excited.

nosebleed...

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Small episode:

Today Xiao Zeng and I are very honored to invite the future master-Mr. Wu Yan for everyone.Now let us do an interview, what kind of mood did he decide to use this pen name that has been circulated by the world and accompanied him throughout his life.

Xiao Zeng: May I ask Mr. Wu Yan, how did you come up with such a name as a pseudonym?

Wu Yan: Actually, this name has a special meaning. Look at Thief, what does it mean?

Xiao Zeng: A thief?

Wu Yan: That's right, that's what it means.So I figured it out. Our teachers taught us to be honest since we were young, but if I was honest, people would treat me as a monster, or dissect me.So, I thought of such a compromise method, so it's not like I'm cheating the world, right?

Xiao Zeng: ...

Xiao Zeng: Then why is it called the Pirate of the Abyss?

Wu Yan rubbed his chin: I think, since the writing is like this, then the name should also marry a chicken and follow a chicken and marry a dog and follow a dog!

Xiao Zeng: (Sweating!!!) Marry a chicken, follow the chicken, marry a dog, follow the dog... This idiom is not used in this way.So you plagiarized even your name?

Wu Yan: You can't say that. It's called being consistent and unwavering.

Xiao Zeng: ...

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October 2837, 10, was an ordinary day, and we didn't know what it meant at the time.But it was on this day that our legendary Highness Wu Yan applied for his pseudonym—Abyss Pirates on the World Literature website, and began to write the legendary life of Abyss Pirates from then on.And this day was also permanently recorded by us later.

——Excerpt from "Silent Legend"