The great god of time travel system

Wu Yan felt extremely regretful now, and thought that something good happened, but unexpectedly, a housekeeper came, and she was also a violent housekeeper. The threatening words were 'Give X-level electric shock warning', and the threatening actions were electric shocks.This is Wu Yan's personal experience in the past two days. Whenever he wants to be rough, someone warns him. Um... so what...

After a few days, Wu Yan's etiquette score was only 15 points. Wu Yan estimated that the system deducted one point per sentence.According to this trend, Wu Yan is really not far from the seventh level, but I don't know if I can survive, hope the sky~~~

However, Wu Yan has not been idle these days. He sorted out his memory a little bit, and then sorted it into a corner, and then extracted it when necessary, so as to save the two kinds of memory confusion and overuse of the brain.You must know that if you overuse your brain, you will die, and if you don't die, you will become a vegetable.

So besides sorting out his memory, Wu Yan tried to relax his mind and brain as much as possible, read novels on the Internet when he had nothing to do, and occasionally followed posts without any purpose.It has to be said that although the world is different, the appreciation of culture is still common.Wu Yan, who is originally an otaku, has completely settled down. As far as novels in this world are concerned, they are at least enough for him to read for a few years.As long as there is enough food, Wu Yan doesn't mind spending his 10 years of college life like this.

It makes sense, more than 60% of the world's people are nerds and nerds. He just followed the trend and became a small fish in the vast sea.Wow, Kaka, the most important thing is that no one cares about him in this world, everyone stays at home, so it's no big deal for him to stay at home.What's more, Wu Yan's parents died long ago.There are very few memories left by his predecessor in this regard, and Wu Yan can only vaguely remember some.Although the memory is a little less, but the money is a lot! ! !

It is incomparable with the rich second generation, but the life is far beyond the average well-off family.Apart from 2 houses and a car in the real estate, he also owns the shares of many companies. The shares are not large, but the annual dividends are enough for Wu Yan to live on.Not to mention that there is still a lot of savings, as long as there is no excessive luxury and enjoyment, it is no problem to live on these savings and real estate for a lifetime.

There are no worries, no need to worry about survival, and there are endless novels.Wu Yan is very satisfied with his current life, the only thing he is dissatisfied with is the inexplicable existence of the system, o(︶︿︶)oah~~~

'Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong...'

Wu Yan's first reaction was that he activated some strange system again, right?

After waiting for a long time, he still didn't hear the cold mechanical sound from the system. Only then did Wu Yan realize that someone was knocking on the door.

Because of the introverted and shy personality of the original owner, he has few friends.He hasn't ordered any courier or parcel recently?Thinking of this, Wu Yan got up and opened the door.

Wu Yan is not afraid of any danger, the security system in this world is much higher than the original world.Besides, I don't have anything good to plot on my body, burglary is also a high-risk action, and if I get caught, hey, I will pay the original owner 3 times directly, no money?Then work voluntarily until the money is paid off.

"Hello, are you Mr. Wu Yan?" The man who spoke was wearing a light blue uniform with express company printed on it.

Yes, it's really express delivery.

"I am, what's the matter?" Wu Yan's current appearance is still very deceptive. At first glance, he will only think that this person is gentle, scholarly, and has a good temper.

"Hello, here is your package, please sign for it." The man took out a small book and asked Wu Yan to sign, and with his body slightly sideways, Wu Yan could clearly see the huge 2-meter-long and 1-meter-high pack.

"Oh, yes. Thank you!" Looking at his slender arms and legs, Wu Yan asked with self-knowledge, "Can you please help me move in?"

"No problem at all."

So under Wu Yan's gaze, four strong and strong men dragged the four corners and carefully helped Wu Yan carry the package into the living room, then greeted Wu Yan slightly and left.

Looking up and down at the carefully treated package, Wu Yan imagined that it must be a bomb, right?Four people are required to lift something that can be easily lifted by two people?

Thinking from the bottom of my heart, the movements of my hands didn't stop.After a while, Wu Yan finally opened the package that had been wrapped layer after layer.

But Wu Yan expressed his inability to respond to the items inside.

...Who...can...can tell me what this...this...is? ? ? ?

Inside the huge nutritional instrument lay a white and tender baby, about seven or eight months old, with his eyes closed tightly, and the small red mouth on his chubby cheeks opening and closing, what a lovely, white and tender skin It is so crystal clear that people can't help but want to touch it, hands are slightly bent sideways, and both feet are kicking unconsciously, as if they are having a sweet dream...

Because the whole body is soaked in the nutrient solution, and the equipment is also releasing oxygen 24 hours a day and maintaining a constant temperature, the little meatball in front of me is currently in good health.Of course, the most important thing is that there are different beating numbers on the side showing the current condition of the little meat ball and various data indicators on the nutrition meter, so Wu Yan can be sure that this guy is still alive and well.

But... But, this is not the main problem... The main problem is, where did this guy come from! ! !

Wu Yan wished he could raise his head to the sky and yell to express his horror. Could it be that the original owner also abducted and trafficked children part-time? ? ?

Wu Yan, who was hit by reality and was powerless, saw the envelope hanging on the side before his collapse, which was obviously for the original owner Wu Yan.

With trembling hands, Wu Yan slowly opened the envelope, and then quickly scanned it. It's very good, there are no such obviously weird words as abduction and price.Wu Yan first breathed a sigh of relief slowly, and then began to read word by word from the beginning...

For the first time, Wu Yan deeply hoped that he was illiterate. What does it mean that I had no choice but to leave you?What do you mean when I was pregnant?What does it mean that I know that I have not lived long?What do you mean please take care of our son? ... shit+what, this meatball is my son?

son? ? ?

Well, strictly speaking, he just crossed over here, so this can't be his own, so it should belong to the original owner, right?That should have nothing to do with me, right?

Damn, it doesn't matter the size, the problem is that he occupies this body now! ! !

At this moment, Wu Yan only felt that the sky was rolling... He was only 16 years old, no, this body was 20 years old, but he was only 20 years old, so he was already the father of a child?But he doesn't even know who the child's mother is...Well, even if he knows (because he remembers it)...but he doesn't know how to raise children! ! !

Wu Yan's soul is only 16 years old, a law-abiding high school student who has never been in a relationship! ! !He doesn't even dare to confess to the person he has a crush on. After traveling through the world, has he evolved to even have children?

Wu Yan said that he was very good at this...

Wu Yan in Nei Niu didn't realize that he had accidentally opened the hatch of the nutrition equipment. It was unclear whether Man Yue's newly appointed son was exposed naked to the air by his irresponsible father. The air flows into the nutrition equipment wantonly like this...

"Wow~~~Wow~~~" Retribution is coming...

What's happening?Wu Yan was startled by the sudden crying.

As if sensing something, Xiao Baozi burst into tears, waving his arms and legs in dissatisfaction, his tender face was flushed from crying, and his tears waved as if he didn't want money.

The father who just took office didn't know how to react at all, he stood there stupidly looking at his son who was crying hoarsely, his head was full of what to do?what to do?what to do? ...

At a loss, he removed the catheter(?) from Xiao Baozi's body, then gently picked him up, imitating the memory mother's practice, shaking his hands slightly, patting his back from time to time, coaxing him softly , "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry..."

"Wow~wah~wah~wah~" Xiao Baozi was still out of breath from crying, Wu Yan was spinning in a hurry.

God, are you taking revenge on him? Should you always bully the younger brother?Or is it that I was born to be at odds with the kid?Looking back on the past, Wu Yan found that he didn't seem to have hugged his brother in a serious way, not because he didn't want to, but because he cried as soon as he hugged him, it was so uncutable.

But at that time, his mother was there to save the scene, but now he is alone, who will save him?

If time could be turned back, he would definitely be filial to his parents and love his younger brother.If it doesn't work, he will learn how to raise children, really! ! !

"Wow~~~Wow~~~" My little ancestor, can you stop crying...

"Ah wow~~~Wow~~~"

"Ahhh~~~ahhhh~~~"

……

Hugging his new son numbly, Wu Yan coaxed him for a while, his expression was a little dull, and he had already plugged the earplugs in his ears with the foresight.It's not that he's cruel and didn't do his best to coax the child well, the problem is that he...he doesn't know how to raise children! ! !

Strictly speaking, he himself is just a child who hasn't grown up yet.

So, tears flow... No matter what, who will tell him what to do?No matter how coaxed, I still kept crying, and I didn’t poop or pee. I won’t feel cold even if I wrap myself in a small quilt, and I won’t drink milk even if it’s warmed up. If I keep crying like this, my throat will be broken...

Ahhh, no matter what, anyone is fine, as long as this little kid can shut up and eat, anything is fine, help! ! !Wu Yan could only yell crazily in his mind, but he didn't dare to yell out loud. If it frightened him, he didn't know when he would be able to coax him.

In fact, Wu Yan on the dark side wanted to get rid of this little brat countless times, but... he couldn't bear it! ! !

Wu Yan, who was already powerless, had decided to call an ambulance.However, in this world, what is the number of an ambulance? ? ?

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the baby store has been successfully activated. The store provides all baby services, and rewards a bottle of system brand warm milk. 】

[Ding, this system has many other functions, the host is welcome to actively discover them. 】