Rebirth Savage System

The third exam was much more interesting. It was an impromptu speech. The competition was held at the prefect’s mansion. We were assigned to a group of eight people.

Topic: What the Shang Dynasty will look like in 5000 years.

Duration: 6 minutes.

Content and style: unlimited, speak freely, give full play to creativity and imagination.

I laughed when I got this topic, it’s so interesting, Lord Wang, I’m reborn and traveled here, I’m sure I can describe it vividly, and I’m looking forward to the thoughts of these ancient people.

Contestant No. 30 appeared on the stage. He was a middle-aged man in his [-]s. He looked very elegant and seemed to be an intellectual. His speech should be nutritious.

He walked up to the middle of the examination room, with a confident look, and fan spread out with a slap, Fan Er said, "Let me do it, this question is a little tricky..."

I'll go, open your mouth and kneel!This strong local flavor and accent, I can't accept it, it's abstruse, so to speak.

"Let me (me) lock (speak) slowly! The days to come will be bitter! How can I be as comfortable as I am now?"

The examiner nodded frequently, is this all right?The flattery is too slippery.

"Why is Suo (speaking) bitter? Because when the pilgrimage is mighty and majestic, heroic and wise (wisdom), the emperor will drive the crane west after a thousand years, and it may be rare to be so holy. In my heart, the pilgrimage is the most central !"

"Okay! Zhong! It's you!", promoted.

This shit is fine, you guys are fellow villagers!

Seeing this buddy Fan Er close it, the fan rang: "Zeng Lang!"

You are humble, admit it!

The second person who came up was a woman with calluses on her hands and thick lips, so she should be a good hand at work.

"Little girl feels that there will be great changes after 5000 years. First of all, people's standards for food and clothing will be different. I am a weaver girl, so let me talk about clothing first. I accidentally discovered that the hair of piglets is very soft, and now I am concentrating on developing yarn made of pig wool. Weaving clothes. In the future, when the technology matures, it will be famous forever!", the eldest sister became more and more enthusiastic, and spit stars flew into the sky.

The people of Shang Dynasty are so cute, everyone is so confident and talented!

"So after 5000 years, the most popular thing in the streets and alleys will be pig sweaters. As for what we eat, it will be even more different! Don't look at how happy we are now eating rice and noodles. After 5000 years, what people will eat the most is What? Do you know?", the eldest sister asked seriously.

Everyone was stunned by the sudden question, but no one responded.

Seeing this, the eldest sister patted her thigh and said, "Pork! Because the pig hairs are all stripped to make clothes! Haha~", then she covered her mouth and laughed non-stop.

It's so cold~ Sister, you are so humorous!The originator of cold jokes!

The third candidate was a Taoist priest, with a beard on his chin, who always liked to be stroked over and over again, as if it would make him look mature and stable.

He stood up and walked slowly towards the middle. In order to create a sense of mystery, he held the Eight Diagrams chart in his hand, squeezed his thumb, index finger and middle finger, and stared upwards at Su Sui Nian: "The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, and the spirit will appear soon after 5000 years!"

The examiners were dumbfounded!

Isn't it to put an end to superstition of ghosts and gods!

"According to Pindao's speculation, after 5000 years, the world will experience a catastrophe in the history of mankind. Those who escape are either dragons or phoenixes. The victims are all living beings. The world may fall into chaos again. Now, in order to ensure the health of our descendants , I have talismans here that I can contribute to everyone!" The old Taoist said while taking out a stack of talismans from his clothes.

"No ninety-eight, just eight pennies, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled, buy three and get one free, a rare opportunity!"

Killing vegetables, another cannon fodder!

What was supposed to be a serious examination room turned them into a farce with all kinds of weird characters.

Some people even said that after 5000 years, people will no longer be humans, but will become god-like, but they can go to the sky and enter the earth, and they can be left and right.

In fact, this is true in a certain sense. There are airplanes and manned spacecraft in the sky, tunnels and exploration in the ground, and artificial rainmaking is not uncommon, but the idea of ​​being like a god is a bit ridiculous.

According to Wangye’s actual experience, human beings are still flesh-and-blood animals that walk upright on two legs, selfish and compassionate, cruel but longing to love and be loved from the bottom of their hearts, and their nature has never changed.

I saw that the exam styles are so diverse and the content is not limited, so I seized the opportunity and simply asked the examiner to ask me to take the exam with Kangkang. The examiner agreed because he thought it was novel.

Hehe, in terms of inclusiveness, it is indeed easier and more humane than the exam after 5000 years.

I took Kangkang's little hand and walked to the center of the examination room one after the other. I used a question and answer method to describe the society after 5000 years, which felt like a cross talk.

Kangkang greeted everyone, since it is impossible for us to know the exam questions in advance, let alone "rehearse", so now it is completely relying on tacit understanding and acting on the spot.

"Wangcai, the Dashang Dynasty in 5000 years will definitely undergo earth-shaking changes. Where should we start?" The boy from Ankang successfully threw the question to me.

I knew Kangkang's tricks, so I pushed the boat along the way and said, "Then let's start with the clothes!"

Kangkang thought I was playing hooligans and continued in a disdainful voice: "Someone has already talked about clothes just now, let's have some fresh ones!"

"No, no, listen to me slowly. Five thousand years later, women in the Shang Dynasty will wear bikinis in summer and mink fur in winter."

"What are you doing? What's trying to push you?" The examiner looked confused.

"A bikini is a crop top and shorts!", I continued.

"Huh~ tsk tsk, it's outrageous! How can my pigskin coat be as high-end as it is?" the older sister responded.

"How short?" It seems that the examiner is also an old driver!

"Can only cover three points!".

It caused an uproar.

"Silence!", the examiner yelled, "You are not allowed to disrupt other people's exams!"

When I saw the examiner's "thirsty for knowledge" look, I knew he was waiting for me to explain what the three points were!

Haha don't say it!capricious!

Seeing that the response to the first question was good, Kangkang asked, "What about the biggest change in eating and drinking?"

"People like to drink cat feces drinks, locusts, scorpions, and wild vegetables will become small but popular ingredients!"

"Oh my God! Will life be so hard for our descendants in 5000 years?" Kangkang said with a smile, "Then what is important to everyone?"

I thought about it, Master Wang didn't talk about such a vulgar thing as money, but said something very novel to them: mobile phone...

"What is it for?"

"Calling, sending text messages, surfing the Internet...", I saw everyone's faces were confused, so I continued in plain language: "Thousands of miles, if you don't go out, you will know the world's affairs."

The old Taoist's eyes lit up, obviously very interested in this.

"Then why is it called a mobile phone? It should be called a magic machine!" Kangkang joked.

I thought to myself, where is this going?Does this make you feel divine?Hehe, the more ferocious ones are yet to come...

"What do you hate the most after 5000 years?"

Okay, you Kangkang, you actually asked such a sharp question!It's okay, then break and break.

"Air pollution, lack of integrity, gap between rich and poor, buying a house and seeking medical treatment, there are too many of them!"

"Then what do you most want to change?" Kangkang asked.

"They all want to change, but if you have to choose one, then buy a house and go to the doctor!"

"Is it that hard to buy a house?"

"If you don't eat or drink, it will be difficult to get a good house in the first-tier cities for seven or eighty years!"

"If you were given a chance to travel back 5000 years, what would you want to do most?" Kangkang's question was very creative, and it really touched my heart.

I paused for a few seconds and said affectionately: "Have a good meal with your family..."

The deputy examiner in charge of recording signaled: Time is up!

This is the end of our third liberal arts exam.

Some people walked out of the examination room proudly, while others looked sad.

The three liberal arts exams have all come to an end, and Kangkang and I have passed five tests with amazing wisdom and come to the present.

First of all, I would like to thank my organization. Without the cultivation of leadership and organization, I would not be where I am today!I would also like to thank my parents for raising me so handsome and strong, and also thank my friends who accompanied me along the way, supported me, and loved me...

I really don’t understand why all the thank-you speeches in the world have to say that, it’s disgusting, because I don’t have leadership and organization at all!Even if there is, if a certain high-level man is just a fat-bellied and big-eared man who does nothing in name, then thank you again!

Within a few days, there was another "gale wind" in Pingxie Town.

"Is Kangkang here?", Kangkang's loyal fan came again early in the morning.

"Hello, the young master is not here..." said the sister at the front desk.

"Stop lying! I have a timetable of Kangkang's whereabouts every day. Now, according to the normal rules...let me see..." She spread out the manual in her arms, pointed at the timetable, and showed a shy expression Then said: "He should be shitting in the toilet now!"

Oh, you are really good!Big bitch, your watch is really accurate!

"Hey, miss! I'm sorry you can't go to the backyard, it's a private place, you can't..." The sister at the front desk wanted to stop the girl.

Halfway through Kangkang's shitting, he heard someone causing trouble in the front hall, so he cut it off decisively, wiped his butt, picked up his pants and walked out of the toilet.

"Who is looking for me!" Kangkang yelled as he came from the hall.

"Hey, you're here again!" When Kangkang saw that girl, he couldn't fall in love with him.

"I miss you!", the girl covered her chin with a look of nympho, and then said, "I'm so touched! Kangkang actually satisfies his physical needs in order to see me!"

When I heard it, I burst out laughing, this girl is very speechless!

When Kangkang heard the words "physiological needs" and then looked at that face, his stomach immediately growled again.

"Wang Cai! I can't do it anymore, I have to withdraw!" Kangkang said.

As soon as she heard it, the girl grabbed Kangkang's cuff and wouldn't let go, "Don't go!"

Kangkang looked in the direction of the toilet, his eyes piercing...

I saw that Kangkang's face was purple, so I pulled the girl away, the hero saved the beauty, and let Kangkang run away to freedom.

"Girl, what are you doing here so early in the morning?", I imitated her tone and said.

"I want to buy a bikini designed by Kangkang!"

Oh my god!It got out so soon?It seems that my influence cannot be underestimated!

"What kind of bikinis do you buy in winter? I'll ask Kangkang to design a set of sexy underwear for you!", I smirked.

"What's the matter?"

"I'll tell you that you don't understand, anyway, it's the kind that makes you flirtatious when you put it on, and makes men confused!"

When the girl heard it, she immediately became aroused, "Okay, thank you!"

The girl gave me five taels of silver before she left. It seems that she is sure to get it!

After Kangkang finished his work, he walked back to the front desk, and that's the end of a beautiful day!